Red Jumper Martin
@redjumpermartin.bsky.social
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I'm always buzzing to get on a plane, just a shame this is with the scum pikey cunts
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Fucking lovely to be back home. Delighted to be able to show friends around too β€οΈ
3 days ago
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UTA
4 days ago
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I've never been to a game before when the result has been completely and utterly irrelevant. It's a wonderful feeling. A pig in shit would dream of being in my position. UP THE FUCKING GUN πͺπͺπ₯³π₯³π΄βͺοΈπ΄βͺοΈ
10 days ago
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This geezer is on a date, they've just left and I think they're going for a kebab or summat, but fuck me talk about lack of fucking effort pal...
10 days ago
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Bit of a rush for the train (as it happens needn't have botheredπ) so just a few FrΓΌhs for today's Train Tinnies
10 days ago
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arseblog
14 days ago
I'm so happy for all of us
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Father Ted Frolicking
ALT: Father Ted Frolicking
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14 days ago
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arseblog
14 days ago
Show me that bottle cunt now.
#bottlecunt
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arseblog
28 days ago
2023-24: Quarter final. 2024-25: Semi final. 2025-26: FINAL! We've made such strides in Europe, now a chance to win the biggest trophy. Everyone one of those lads gave it their all tonight, massive credit to them. What a night. β€οΈ
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arseblog
28 days ago
GET THE FUCK IN!
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Another 45 mins of this...?? Christ...
28 days ago
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Top few days in Madrid. One last beer before the airport in what is presumably
@yanny.bsky.social
's new side hustle...
about 1 month ago
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Al Jazeera English
about 1 month ago
Hungaryβs PM-elect Peter Magyar says he would enact an ICC arrest warrant for Israeli PM Netanyahu and detain him on arrival. The election winner said Hungary would stay a member of the International Criminal Court which his predecessor Viktor Orban began withdrawing from last year.
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Fucking glorious stuff πͺπͺππΊππΊ
about 1 month ago
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@kenpeace.bsky.social
@infieldfryup.bsky.social
Your outages won't stop my silly wobbles in the game of geography π€
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April 16 92π 90π 96π₯ 94π 99π― Final score: 953
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π―MapTap Daily Geography Game
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about 2 months ago
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Today is a good day ππΊππΊ
about 2 months ago
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Yanny
about 2 months ago
Fantastic news
#Orban
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Ian Dunt
about 2 months ago
Orban is not conceding because he's honourable. He's conceding because his defeat is so comprehensive even he can't pretend he won.
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HAJRΓ MAGYARORSZΓG πͺπͺπ₯³π₯³ππΊππΊππΊππΊ
about 2 months ago
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Yes Trev! πͺπͺ
@oldecottage.bsky.social
about 2 months ago
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Gerrin there Sunderland!! πͺ
about 2 months ago
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@kenpeace.bsky.social
www.maptap.gg
April 9 100π― 97π₯ 86π 85π 89π Final score: 891 I'll take that
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https://www.maptap.gg
about 2 months ago
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Zack Polanski
about 2 months ago
The last 24 hours have shown what many have said for a long time. Britain's role as an accomplice to Trump's America must end. We must urgently decouple from a rogue US & seek security with allies closer to home. That starts with suspension of the US bombers on British soil.
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Council Estate Media
about 2 months ago
Still can't believe Trump didn't win the Nobel Peace Prize
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Fuck me I hate the yanks, but..... WE'RE SENDING HUMANS TO THE MOON!!! (in 5 mins)
2 months ago
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First pint in 9 days. All hail the land of bland β€οΈ
@oldecottage.bsky.social
2 months ago
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Council Estate Media
2 months ago
Israel having the death penalty for Palestinians but not Israelis is like if the US had the death penalty for only native Americans or if Australia had the death penalty for only aborigines. It is clearly and unambiguously a racist law.
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I'll be interested to see the fallout from this being released today. I hope the journalists involved in making this remain safe.
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A SZAVAZAT ΓRA
YouTube video by DE! AkciΓ³kΓΆzΓΆssΓ©g
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2 months ago
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UTA
2 months ago
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Was waiting for bloody ages for
@stephenslack.bsky.social
to turn up...
2 months ago
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Journey Juice πͺ All credit to
@infieldfryup.bsky.social
for the name!
2 months ago
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Tim Stillman βοΈβοΈ
3 months ago
Canβt believe all these people lobbying for a good man to be sacked. Igor Tudor should be allowed to continue his work imo.
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Part of me is going to miss watching these clowns on a weekly basis ππ€£
3 months ago
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Will
3 months ago
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arseblog
3 months ago
I see the winner of the FIFA Peace Prize is at it again, doing more peace and stopping more wars. Oh. Get Infantino out of FIFA. Football deserves better than this ghoulish, obsequious, evil little toad of a man. He represents everything that's wrong about the game and the world.
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Nathan
3 months ago
Germany is now advising people to stock up on cheese and sausages. This is called the Wurst KΓ€se scenario
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arseblog
3 months ago
Fucking idiots
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Out of context Steve Slack is something we all need more of π
add a skeleton here at some point
5 months ago
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Stephen Slack
5 months ago
Boogie woogie.
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No shame in admitting I do this
add a skeleton here at some point
5 months ago
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Flightradar24
6 months ago
On this day in 1935, the DC-3 first took flight. From ushering in passenger air travel to a leading role in WWII to remaining a workhorse in the worldβs most inhospitable climates 90 years later, the DC-3 continues to be a true aviation icon.
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Belgium. Lovely country. Wouldn't fucking bother in December though...
6 months ago
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Lovely bit of Wednesday night euro netting UTA
6 months ago
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A rare treat to be parked next to the BA retro jet
6 months ago
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Jaipur Drinker
6 months ago
Spurs fans remain the biggest bunch of embarrassments youβll ever see in your life
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Even before seeing these images it was obvious that the poor fuckers in the cockpit had no chance, but jesus wept are these pictures horrifying...
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6 months ago
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Alexander Capstick
7 months ago
23/11/25 That Beer Placeβ¦ Chester Letβs rock!
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Exciting news! We're one of only 30 venues in the UK with a keg of Rochefort Triple Extra! Pouring now
@curiousgnome.bsky.social
and tasting beautiful!
@beersinchester.bsky.social
7 months ago
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Oh no, I've got to wait for all the others to come through passport control because some crusty old racist cunts decided to vote for that, whatever shall I do to pass the time...??
7 months ago
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