We have had the loveliest loveliest loveliest customers in @paysan.bsky.social today. It really does make all the difference. ❤️❤️

I'm old enough to remember January 9, 2026. You'll never guess what happened next. (Nothing. Nothing happened next.)

Donkey suppositories? You know what you can do with those.

Feel for anyone who misses a big penalty in a shootout. Except for John Terry, because that was and always will be hilarious.

Mo Salah’s medical.

The UK once had some of the best railways, public housing, a solid welfare state that took care of people and a more caring/loving society. Then Thatcher became Prime Minister.

Congrats to Freedom250 for finally booking a new act.

Rats fleeing the ship they’ve sunk themselves: The NYT says Peter Thiel has quietly bought property in Buenos Aires and is meeting frequently with President Javier Milei. He sees Argentina as both an ideological fit and a Plan B outside the US. 1/2

Those craven fucking cunts. edition.cnn.com/2026/05/27/p...

@yanny.bsky.social Started Widow’s Bay tonight. Pretty much hooked after episode 1.

I once took off our two most creative players at Anfield including the last game of a club legend whilst chasing a win.

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Oh, I see, so *now* everyone in Sunderland is happy to be in Europe.

❤️🫡 Up the reds. X

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

Harvey McKay! Guy produced some absolute monsters. Fuck. 💔

The Big Hitter @paysan.bsky.social

GET HIM, SETH! youtu.be/L5CfUKYMOls?...

If you've got an opinion you want on here - submit it to the form: https://forms.gle/1gNMupaNHQf8xeRE6

I went to bed at 8.45 and couldn’t be more ecstatic. Night, losers.

I’m gonna stick my neck right on the line here: I don’t think Liverpool are retaining the title.

Still being our humble leader…just not ready for this at all…

Labour literally just blotted out potentially the most damaging Farage story there's ever been! Almost to the minute! Even though they must have known it was coming. They actually just did that! Makes Theresa May's 2017 campaign look like political genius. 🤡

Sunday nights with Harry & Cappy. 🪩 @thatbeerplace.co.uk

90 mins from Sunday night upstairs at @thatbeerplace.co.uk 🪩 on.soundcloud.com/mahrZU0bc0lz...

Thanks to everyone who came down on Sunday and to all the lovely folk at @thatbeerplace.co.uk for hosting us again. 🕺

One of the great stand-up rouines clocking in at a mere 21 mins. Been split into two for some odd reason so make yourself a cup of tea in between maybe. Pt 1: youtu.be/5KNGDZhoRyA?... & Pt 2: youtu.be/oPsfppxy0kg?...

Don’t forget, gang. This Sunday upstairs at @thatbeerplace.co.uk from 6pm. 🕺

‘The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again…’

The inevitable drubbing for the party in government at local elections and people so fed up with the things not magically being fixed so vote for the bad man who caused it all!

I feel like small matters such as “selling off most of the things that help governments to make themselves useful, out of pure hardcore ideological conviction” and “a pathological loathing for investment in services and infrastructure” may also have contributed

This country is fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucked.

‘So, instead of just 20 seconds you have a minute and a half of legendary television.’ The accidental BBC news guest, Guy Goma, and the man who put him on air, @elmog.bsky.social, tell @mrjamesob.bsky.social what really happened.

Thought for the day: Has anyone ever actually bought a house off the window of an estate agent?

The last couple of minutes of this week’s Last Week Tonight segment on AI Chatbots, is astonishing. Oliver’s quivering voice, brimming with rage and emotion, is overwhelming and further proof why it’s one of the best shows on TV.

To all the Dad’s out there: Do your bit. Make the effort. Or you could end up with a Trump as a son.

In Sides is 30 years old today. It was the album that got me into Orbital and played a significant part in my conversion to electronic music. If you’ve never listened to it before, do yourself a favour. It’s beautiful, mysterious, melancholic, cosmic and somehow still sounds like the future.

"You scratch my back, I'll.....walk away content that my back was scratched"

this photo of kid rock giving a speech at the pentagon about the strait of hormuz has really solidified in my mind that the united states is the least intelligent place on earth.

Somebody just tried to assassinate me. It was totally real, not fake at all. No one was injured and I was smiling the whole time and gave a press conference 2 seconds afterwards shouting "This is why I need my ballroom." But honestly I would never lie would I?

Stephen Miller using his pregnant wife as a human shield last night. Every day they show you who they are.

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ARE YOU BREADYYYYYYYYYYYYY??!!

This, I regret to inform you, is absolutely real. True end times shit. I mean, what are we doing here?

I'm crying, this is so funny, he has absolutely no idea.

Can't believe there might be a place in AI for massively overconfident self-proclaimed geniuses who believe you can data-logic your way through any complex societal problem if you just reject complexity, empathy, morality and legality as obsolete weaknesses.

Anyone that objected to the Russian and Qatari World Cups and then gladly applauds this one, needs to give their fucking head a wobble.