I’m reporting everyone involved with The ‘Burbs miniseries, to The Hague.

Fantastic.

Trump told ABC’s Jonathan Carl that he’s looking at going in with Iran to charge ships moving through the Strait of Hormuz - a joint protection racket. Trump: “It’s a beautiful thing” Zero morals, Mob Rule in the US.

Have you ever cried at a DJ set? Cos I have.

We didn't deserve this day.

Donald Trump’s deranged threat to destroy “a whole civilization” in Iran is a threat to commit war crimes and genocide. Republicans in Congress must prevail upon VP Vance, now campaigning for Putin’s puppet Viktor Orban in Hungary, to return to the U.S. and invoke Section 4 of the 25th Amendment.

At what point does America actually do something about him? What has to happen?

What do you think the chances are that Trump wants to escalate the Iranian war in hope that there is an attack on American soil, so he can declare a state of emergency and cancel the mid-terms? He clearly doesn’t give a shit about American citizens. Nothing is beyond the realms of possibility.

Firestarter is 30. Fuuuuuuck me. 🙃

Always this

The Pitt has been worth the wait.

Fred Again climbing on the decks is Westlife getting up off a stool for Gen Z.

I don’t love being in a society where you can sell enough pillows to do meaningful damage to democracy or sell enough children’s books to do a genocide or sell enough chicken sandwiches to abolish gay marriage That all seems like a ridiculous way to do society to me

She gave £12 million so that her son could fuck kids

If you ever find yourself in mid-Wales, please make the effort to get down to The Fork, Cork & Feathers in Dolgellau. Gorgeous little deli, bistro and wine shop. Beautiful building, wonderful staff, delicious local produce. Picked up these couple of stonkers as well.

I called into the @mrjamesob.bsky.social show yesterday and have been blown away by the response. Many people have asked for more information since. I wrote this article some time ago that explains more about the mine threat in the Hormuz. Thank you all. www.linkedin.com/posts/ash-or...

Someone needs to keep an eye on them

Must’ve known we were coming 🍻

The median age in Britain is about 40. The median Briton has not experienced sustained economic growth in their adult life time.

The garbage truck is a coward who refuses to engage me in combat

Liverpool are playing tonight

Oh he's DESPERATE lol

“In all this talk about who was responsible and how this happened, are we just going to ignore the fact that girls were allowed to learn?” said Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth

The most pathetic thing you'll see today. Here's President Bone Spurs trying to pretend he went to one of the military academies. I've no doubt millions of his followers will believe it.

PUT SWEEP ON A BANKNOTE, COWARDS

There are many reasons I am not a lobby journalist but the fact I would ask about six follow questions to this is one. - How big? - Does she prefer animals or plants? - Has to babysit a toddler or a dog for an afternoon. Which? - Where is she on large insects? - Favourite fictional animal?

This kind of thing always reminds me of the Chris Morris response when Alan Partridge says he's a big fan of the law. "What, you stand on the touchlines of a weekend and cheer on the law?"

@lawrenceodonnell.bsky.social is truly essential listening right now. One of those voices that stops you losing your mind podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...

‘It’s International Women’s Day. Why aren’t you smiling?’

On this International Women’s Day I’d like to tell you about the bravest woman I know, my wife Beth. One year ago she was very seriously ill, to the point where we didn’t know what our lives were going to be this year…

Hi, this is your handler from the government, to maintain your state gifted perks we’re going to need you to post this. No, it’s not optional.

We never had it so good with WMDs and sexed-up dossiers, did we?

😭

More relevant than ever.

If you’re looking for something great to do tonight, Harry is playing awesome music in the basement at Cellar Bar from 9pm. Or come and say hello to us in @paysan.bsky.social. Or both. Do what you want really. I’m not your Dad. 🤷‍♂️

Jamie Raskin is one of my favourite living Americans.

1/2 Oh Kristi Noem is getting gloriously grilled by Jamie Raskin over her corrupt lies about the “$70,000,000 luxury 737 Max with a queen-size bedroom… a deluxe serving bar… and four flat screen TVs.” Kristi Noem DOESN’T NEED a flying palace on the public dime. She belongs in a prison cell instead.

Democratic Rep. Jamie Raskin torched DHS Secretary Kristi Noem during her hearing with the House Judiciary Committee: "I heard about an airborne episode of entitlement, arrogance, and contempt...

Jamie Raskin: ICE Director Todd Lyons said you were wrong. Why can't you admit you were wrong? Kristi Noem: Melts and turns into a small puddle.

Last Night… TONIGHT! www.instagram.com/stories/alll...

Just listened to the first 70 minutes (I couldn’t physically bear any more) of the State of the Union Address. I know things aren’t exactly rosy over here, but now I feel like I live in Politic Disneyland.

Make a musician boring in one letter: Coy George.

I know I’m oh so very late to this, as always, but people weren’t messing around with Andor were they. It’s a masterpiece of the moving image.

Americans, money and war crimes? That’s like saying his name five times into a mirror, of course he’ll be there

Hahahahahahahah. That picture of Andrew leaving the knick. Hahahahahahahahahaahahha

The windsors.. Pic 1. The family - Elizabeth and her three sons. Pic 2 Andrew has become a respected adult. Pic 3 Charles is now boss and he knows what’s happened Pic 4 the end.