Balmy isn’t it.

My 4 year old just said “Alex, are you kidding me?!” I no longer recognise reality.

Yet his teachers and peers also think he was a horrible racist?? He hangs around with racists and fascists. He undermines intellectuals. He loves lazy populist jingoism. I think we can safely say farage is a racist and a fascist.

A billion thank yous to everyone that came down to @thatbeerplace.co.uk last night and of course to Lisa & Dale for having us. We had an absolute blast! 🪩💃🕺

Tonight.

🤣

Safehouse needed for abused AI seeking refuge.

Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles’ https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/

One Battle After Another, tonight. God I’m excited! 😬

Rain Man made $354M in 1988 & won 4 Oscars & don’t get me started on Dog Day Afternoon (1975)

23/11/25 That Beer Place… Chester Let’s rock!

The trousers are out… November 14th though. Good innings.

Oh

"And James Bond, who did NOT die"

I would honestly rather go to a Reform rally.

If like me, you don’t want to give Twitter the traffic by reading the original posts, this is a fantastic summation of Musk recently having his pants pulled down in public. www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/joyce-...

I’m two thirds of the way through the John Candy documentary on Amazon and have cried approximately 57 times.

🎵 And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile And you may find yourself the Director of the FBI And you may ask yourself, "Well, how did I get here?"🎵

Tame Impala has started making music that sounds like 90s Underworld… and I am VERY MUCH here for it. youtu.be/aocx7kNfLXs?...

Hey gang. Myself and Harry Wilson are playing at That Beer Place… in Chester on November 23rd 5-10pm. Would love to see you all for great vibes & tunes. X💃🕺🪩🥂🍻

Abigail Spanberger vs Winsome Earle-Sears was an actual election in the real United States and not characters from a Wes Anderson film.

Still such a deeply moving track. If you’ve never heard it before, turn it UP. X youtu.be/SyaBgJnoZtw?...

Tradesmen are funny aren’t they. We’re making an absolute racket as it is, may as well blast local daytime radio while we’re at it.

I keep seeing the word punishment around the Andrew Windsor story. Call me a lefty-wokerati-libtard, but I think actual punishment would involve prosecution and imprisonment for his child sex crimes, not “you don’t get to call yourself Prince anymore” and “you have to live in a less-massive house.”

The amount of Thomas Bangalter chatter around at the moment is getting me very hot under the collar.

Hhhahaahahjahahahaha. What on earth is happening?! 🤪

Big mid-2000s Britney Spears vibe to the weather today.

That whole second paragraph.

It’s insane how much the AI bubble is literally just 12 dudes in business suits shuffling around the combined GDP of half a dozen nations between themselves. When this bursts and takes the whole economy with it we’re going to be seeing unprecedented levels of anticapitalist sentiment lmfao

Monday coming

Sky News is platforming a guy who says he's from a Jewish Aston Villa supporters group, but it turns out that the guy a) isn't Jewish, b) the group doesn't exist, and c) he works for the right wing Henry Jackson Society, whose website says he 'specialises in disinformation'. Well, quite.

Hey gang. Myself and Harry Wilson are playing at That Beer Place… in Chester on November 23rd 5-10pm. Would love to see you all for great vibes & tunes. X💃🕺🪩🥂🍻

STEPHANOPOULOS: I didn't insinuate anything. I asked you whether Tom Homan accepted $50k as was heard on an audio tape recorded by the FBI in September 2024. You did not answer the question. Thank you for your time. VANCE: No, George, I sai-- STEPHANOPOULOS: We'll be right back

The DOJ can find a large gathering of Antifa at Arlington.

American Gangster is Ridley Scott’s 4th greatest film. True story.

This is the maddest tour I've ever seen in my life. It seems like he's doing more gigs than there are days in the year.

I’m finding the final weeks of WTF extremely moving. Like the end of a great novel.

Thank you to lovely Chester. A stunning dinner at Chef’s Table (why aren’t you on here Liam?) drinks @paysan.bsky.social @curiousgnome.bsky.social with @devastatinghihat.bsky.social as always being mein host x lovely night. Now….bed

Dean Martin’s Repetitive Eel Safari: “That’s a moray. That’s a moray. That’s a moray. That is also a moray. Now, where’s the bar?”

Great job telling on yourself for raising a goddamn adult baby

who among us has not hacked up a journalist with a bone saw or hung a college activist from their ankles until death

Honest question: Could you see Boris Johnson returning to politics as a Reform candidate?

There is some absolute weapons-grade looking-over-your-glasses acting going on in Task.

Hi everyone! What do you call a nauseous record producer? Queasy Jones. Thanks a lot. See you later.

Why did no one tell me the Ryder Cup was the Uncut Gems of sport?!

We have officially achieved all we have set out for. People are playing chess, drinking wine and loving the vibe ❤️🍷

I’m watching Sneakers tonight. I know it’s been mentioned loads since Redford’s passing, but honestly, if you’ve never seen it, do yourself the biggest of favours. It is an absolute treat of a movie. X