By Alito's reasoning, even lynching in the old South would not constitute racism, since vigilante violence was usually justified as a law enforcement measure.

Friends, they’re not even trying to hide their voter suppression. ⬇️

Cocaine = Ozempic for the rest of us.

The conservative id in a nutshell

Lol shut up and get out of the way, @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social , you've had 18 months to do ANYTHING and you've done NOTHING. The people are taking the party back, and the country with it. Since you can't.

The only sequel Ive ever wanted is one to Romeo & Juliet. Those stupid kids kicked of what was destined to be a vicious clash between two powerful families with consequences that threatened to echo across centuries. THERE'S the fuckin story.

Mamdani outperformed the Knicks, going 3-for-3.

Well they look about as deeply in love as two absolulte strangers who instantly loathe each other can be.

Both these headlines are from Texas this month. Texas sentenced anti-ICE protestors to 100 years in prison, but a serial pedophile to only 30 days. This is MAGA exemplified.

Holy shit this was spot on.

Okay, for the LAST TIME: Oregon did not legalize psilocybin, we decriminalized it. You cannot buy mushrooms in stores here. So stop calling my dispensary twice a day asking if we sell them, and DON'T fall for stores that say they do.

You could have asked any landscaping expert for a comment. Respect to the reporter who went to Four Seasons Total Landscaping. www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...

I was stopped by this cover in a bookstore last weekend only to discover that it's plot is eerily similar to the manuscript Im currently 150pp into writing. Believe in the Universe.

Perhaps I’m slow but I had not really connected the manic, completely over the top GOP effort to claim massive fraud in our social benefit programs to Trump’s effort to claim fraud in our elections as a pretense for the GOP to refuse a peaceful transfer of power in January. It’s all one thing.

And now mom says ice cream isn’t dinner. What’s going on? What does this mean? Dinner is food and last time I checked, ice cream is food. So what’s this really all about? The answer is simple: power

Supreme Court rules 6-3 that it’s OK for white people to say the N-word, there wasn’t a case or anything they just went ahead and ruled it

I mean...

Trump on the reflecting pool: "If you had a knife, you can't even cut it." Also, Trump on the reflecting pool: "They cut it."

Sealant Team Six guarding our vulnerable shores against Algae-Qeada, Algaetifa. And Algae Sharpton.

Knicks cultural takeover is now so complete that Stevie Nicks had to change her name! @robertsilverman.bsky.social @sethrosenthal.bsky.social

"The Indian is my wife" This is what I mean when I describe Vance as a 19th century racist

He’s completely gone and I’m watching every clip like a wolf drooling over a carcass.

Thou shalt not kill baby ducks and then blame it on ‘radical leftist lunatics’ because you’re an anti-science moron.

I know I'm a little late to this, but I'm all-in for the "Jared Leto is good when you can't tell it's him" takes.

I went to a restaurant. It was packed. No place to sit & a wait that was over 30 minutes. I pulled out my phone, held it to my ear & said loud enough for everyone to hear, “Hey. Get over here, he’s here with someone else.” 5 couples got up & left quickly. Got a table in under a minute.

So they’re charging tax paying citizens with felonies for taking the paint chips they paid for with their taxes?

The Reflecting Pool arrests by Park Police should terrify everyone. The federal government is fabricating accusations out f thin air simply tO protect one man from his own embarrassing failure. There is no sabotage. This is insane.

Me and my youngest, Sanjay.

My best father's day present was my youngest, Sanjay, 13, asking to go with me to the comic book store then B&N. We got the hardback Absolute Batman v1 at Omega Frog, then 2 Blue Lock mangas for him and 2 books by Harry Crews for me at B&N. The stuff isnt the point. He asked. That's the point.

Tough luck for Donald Trump and the other Saudi Arabian fans this morning.

Wait, so we're sending posses to DC to round up folks for making fun of Trump's algae pool?

Well this is the greatest thing Ive ever read in an IMDB parents guide under "Sex & Nudity."

If the Bond producers have any sense whatsoever, then he's the next Bond and she's the first Bond girl to sing the theme.

WERWULF

He's actualy gonna pretend this is because of vandals instead of own scientific ignorance. And the press will let him.

We are digging coal

Father's Day weekend in the grocery store meat dept is hilarious. The most eclectic stuff they got goes out - lobster tails, tomahawks, double bone-in pork chops, wagyu oxtail - along with the biggest, thickest cuts of the regular stuff, and enough racks of ribs to sink a pontoon boat.

Advertise your Bluesky account with a simpsons GIF

Reporters have deadlines FOR A REASON.

Look, it was green in Logan’s Run.

ngl i am probably going to watch this compilation of the game 4 comeback with no play by play and just crowd noise every day for at least the next 3 months youtu.be/lL4TMc1sYmQ?...

MELONI, to Trump: “.. my popularity is none of your concern. I suggest you focus on yours.”

Hard at work.

“Ladies & gentlemen this is you Captain speaking… just wanted to let you know about a potential delay we’re trying to avoid on our way to London… weather is fine, but co-pilot Billy & I are thinking an 8% wage increase would be much appreciated…….. Will let you know how the airline responds…”

Juneteenth commemorates June 19, 1865, the day enslaved African Americans in Galveston, Texas, were finally informed of their freedom. This monumental news came two and a half years after the Emancipation Proclamation and effectively marked the end of slavery in the United States. #juneteenth

Robbing us in broad daylight.

It's no exaggeration to say that James Burrows was one of the most significant figures in US TV history. He was Norman Lear for my generation. He co-created CHEERS, directed mulitple if not all episodes of FRASIER, FRIENDS, and WILL & GRACE, and the pilot of NEWSRADIO, plus more. Godspeed good sir.

I refuse to believe this isn't Colin Farrell in The Penguin season 2