The number one cause of death in children is gun violence. If they’re so desperate for something to get in an uproar about while claiming they care about kids, maybe start there.

Notice how Trump just blamed women for Autism?

Every week there’s a new distraction from the Epstein files.

Now with Kimmel coming back so soon, one can’t help but think it was to manipulate the market.

To be clear, Autism was a diagnosis before Tylenol was invented.

Should I sell rapture pet insurance?

Did our tax dollars pay for any of that?

Quick, someone tell Trump that Electoral College is an HBCU and he’ll dismantle it.

Forgot I didn't cancel Paramount+ because I get billed annually. Make sure to do that one, too, and let them know you don't support fascism and censorship.

Yup, we remember Free Wood Post well...

I had a successful satire website called Free Wood Post from 2010-2019. In 2016, I wrote an article about Melania endorsing Hillary after the Access Hollywood tape came out. My website got blacklisted from ads, killing all profit. What’s happening isn’t new, it’s just reaching higher levels.

Jon Stewart should run for president. I’m not kidding.

❤️ if you’re watching Jon Stewart on The Daily Show tonight

You don’t believe in free speech if you think it’s only for yourself.

I’m incredibly disappointed in fellow Americans cheering on the destruction of freedom.

For those who claim they hate “cancel culture” they sure do a lot of cancelling.

Never forget Trump is relentlessly bitter that he never won an Emmy and Hollywood never embraced him. - and all his cameos were due to him requiring them if anything was filmed on his properties.

What Kimmel said wasn't about Charlie Kirk, it was about MAGA and Donald Trump. He was taken off the air because Donald's FCC chair, Brendan Carr, threatened ABC after Kimmel criticized the fragile, petty tyrant in the White House.

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When MAGA watches Band of Brothers, who are they rooting for? 🧐

Just so we’re clear, freedom of speech is for EVERYONE. It’s a 2-way street.

Threatening a journalist to his face. A direct violation of the 1st Amendment.

Both sides are not the same.

As John Mayer warned: “When they own the information, they can bend it all they want.”

(1,2) Gun violence affects all of us. Decent and important Americans are getting shot and killed every day. Bullets don't care if you are Republican or Democrat. If people who love Charlie Kirk want to honor him, they should join me to pass The Charlie Kirk Jaime Guttenberg Gun Safety Act.

Serena Waterford vibes.

These are weird times.

He has only targeted cities with Black mayors.

The boys are being radicalized.

If Trump really wanted to clamp down on drug use in the United States he would be holding Big Pharma accountable.

The governor admitting he hoped it was someone from outside the country tells us everything we need to know about that governor.

OK. Enough. He had the freedom to say what he wanted, but what he chose to say was cruel. He spent his life tearing down LGBTQ people, attacking women, and embracing white supremacy. The tributes pouring in do not change who he was. They only reveal who is willing to excuse it.

The propaganda video is coming. The escort was part of it. Just you wait.

If you think this is good for anyone, you're a fucking idiot and you should have more people in your life who love you enough to tell you you're a fucking idiot. This is bad for everyone. All of us. Only more suffering will come from this.

I am deeply disturbed by the shooting in Utah. Doug and I send our prayers to Charlie Kirk and his family. Let me be clear: Political violence has no place in America. I condemn this act, and we all must work together to ensure this does not lead to more violence.

Imagine hating me and I’m just at home harmonizing with Kelly Clarkson on my sax.

We’re under attack.

Once you realize Trump was installed to collapse the US from the inside, it will all make sense.

Rose Garden Club sounds like a loyalty card from Tractor Supply.

Moore: "The National Guard is responsible during this occupation for 744 cubic yards of mulch spread, 886 bags of trash collected, 27 feet of fence pained...We did not have to ask these citizen soldiers to give up their lives and have Americans pay so we could paint fences."

The only difference between Jim Jones and Trump is that Trump would charge for the Flavor Aid.

TO BE CLEAR, cisgender men are responsible for 98% of shooting homicides. So, if they’re looking for anyone to ban guns from…

They would go to Guyana for him, wouldn’t they?

Disney should leave Florida.

Department of War Against Americans

Trump as the FBI’s inside man on Epstein is as believable as Dahmer running Meals on Wheels.

Destabilizing geopolitics all over the world makes Putin very, very happy.

Did he “inform” the FBI that he assaulted children?

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