One of our best and brightest has passed. He gave us art. He gave to Earth. He gave me great memories. I'd like to imagine he's somewhere better, the Elysian Fields, just playing ping pong with Cool Hand Luke. RIP Robert Redford. 1936-2025

We're in the Tyler Robinson discovery phase. Lots of rabbit holes, agitprop, shape-shifting, ad nauseum. The Groypers vs MAGA, and Fuentes/Kirk feud is getting traction. And as motives go, Robinson as a Groyper tracks. But I lean on my Occams Razor--just another Lost Boy.

Utah law enforcement and the FBI have few leads and are no closer to finding Charlie Kirk's killer. The first 24 hours are the most crucial time in solving any crime. But help is on the way. The FBI has notified the Uvalde Police Dept, and they will be in Utah by morning.

FFS Gavin. You start to hit your stride, take three giant leaps forward to the Oval Office. Then with this post, you take 5 steps backwards, step on your dick plus 8 rakes.

For 10 years Charlie Kirk did nothing but place more value in guns than people, while punching-down on anyone who was not a rich, white Christian male. That was his grift. Today he was murdered in one of the whitest, most conservative places on earth by a weapon he worshipped.

"These violent delights have violent ends." Shakespeare's spot-on epilogue to Charlie Kirk's life.

No video exists of trump playing golf today. The press was barred from the trump golf course. It's safe to assume trump rode around in a golf cart and did not swing a club due to his enfeebled condition. I'm going to speculate that he was 1 or 2 strokes over par.

no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say rudy giuliani died from driving his car into a wall painted to look like a tunnel and all his clothes flew off in the crash and then a sixteen wheeler semi truck ran over his dick and balls. don’t say stuff like that

The other place James Woods will never set foot again; a movie set.

"No more of those pants hanging low, beneath the beltline," says AG Pam Bondi. "We have instituted a new city-wide dress code in D.C. to make America great again, and we believe every American will get behind this." added Bondi.

BREAKING Judge Boxwine has issued new D.C. sandwich statutes. --Assault w/hoagie--10 years --Assault w/grinder--8 --Assault w/sub--15 --Assault w/hero--20 --Assault w/finger sandwich 5 --Assaulting the Capitol to overthrow an election--a signed box of Franzia w/note--thank you patriot.

Stay salty DC 🔥

Bondi is daydreaming about napalm and D.C homeless. Patel's aluminum foil undies are wedging up. Judge Boxwine is giving Steve Bannon the side-eye to stay away from her stash.

This skirmish brings to mind an old battle between Lenny Bruce and Nancy Reagan. Bruce quipped that Nancy was the best little blow job in Hollywood. Nancy retaliated by claiming Bruce was not circumcised, so he was not Jewish.

Absolutely, godamnright Stephen Miller's fingerprints are all over the militarization of D.C. Miller is the Czar of Cruelty. Meanness, subhuman acts and evil is his oxygen. And for those just trying to exist, survive the horrors of this reign of terror, Miller has you in his crosshairs.

D.C. has a yuuge crime problem. Just the other day I saw a white supremacist, a felon, an insurrectionist, and a pedophile on the roof of the White House.

I realize Congress is in recess. However, w/trump's near decree of martial law in D.C., right now would be a great time for our strongest, most vocal Dem reps to return to D.C. and start stirring up some good trouble. Hit the streets, protest, get loud, get angry. Get going before it's too late.

That was the scariest press conference I have ever seen in my lifetime. A bone-chilling, raise your hackles reaction to a dying democracy. Project 2025 is in full operational mode.

Violent crime stats in D.C show a decrease of 20% over the past 5 years. And if the convictions of 1,600 violent insurrectionists on Jan. 6 were not included in the D.C crime stats, violent crime would be down 30%.

Here's a complaint w/Bluesky. Why in the fuckity fuck is Big Brother 27 trending every fucking day I visit. I do not believe any small majority or even a smidgen of Bluesky users are fans of Big Brother 27. So, fuck you Big Brother 27, stop trending me mad.

The master debater marches into the children's section to own some young libs.

Here's a list of great tv shows that may (or may not) have flown under your radar. 1. Patriot 2, Dark. 3. Chernobyl. 4. The Leftovers 5. True Detective (season 1) 6. Lodge 49 7. The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel 8. Mare of Eastown 9. Sharp Objects 10. Watchmen

My list of TV series that turned from good to shitting the bed. House of Cards. Promising, then cringe Billions. Good start, then a hate watch. Westworld. Brilliant 1st, then pretty garbage. Ozark. Strong 1st, Redundant crap Stranger Things. Boomer nostalgia dreck. Homeland. 4 seasons too long.

The Diddler on the Roof Epstein, Epstein Make me a match Find me a find catch me a catch Maxwell, Maxwell Look through your book And make me a perfect match

Steven Cheung, trump's comm director--he pens stupid, nasty, unfunny insults on TS--was arrested for reckless driving blocks from the WH. Maybe it was rubber necking, or blubber necking, that caused the recklessness.

The Leaning Tower of Piss asks the Hitler Youth Choir to sing that YMCA song.

Ten short years ago, the GOP was basically greedy corporate establishment republican assholes combined with a fringe of white nationalist Evangelical fascists. Today, it's the Party of Trump with an establishment republican fringe.

I asked 3 old neighborhood Trumpers what will happen to the $150 billion in tariffs they've collected from us? The answers were a word salad of derp, dumb, & dingbat, but I'll boil it down for you... --Buy Greenland --Build a bigger beautiful wall --A big stimulus check, only for republicans.

Exactly five years to the day. His last tweet did not age well. Nor did he.

I know golf quite well. I admit this with zero pride. I like the game, but I despise all the assholes connected to golf. If you're a known golf cheater, you are a POS in the golfing world. It might be worse than being a pedo. Trump is both, yet in the golfing world, he's still revered. It's a cult.

Trump cheats on golf, taxes, wives, employees, laws...okay, he cheats at everything. EVERYTHING. But there's one thing he can't cheat--DEATH. And it's coming. I hope it arrives today.

BREAKING Blanche & Maxwell interview. B: Was Trump on the island? M: Donald Trump is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I’ve ever known in my life. B: Have you met Trump? M: Donald Trump is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I’ve ever known in my life.’

My limited edition Hulk Hogan action figure went way up in value.

I hoist my glass of Macallan to the one true Scotsman who penned this brilliant headline...

This is not my beautiful wife This is not my beautiful house How did i get here

Trump's offer of grand jury testimony is fake. That's not where the information would be. But it reveals a degree of panic on Trump's part. He felt he had to move from straight stonewalling to a modified limited hangout, to use the Watergate term. I doubt it will work better than it did for Nixon.

This steaming load of elephant shit, just gave me an asshole flashback of an asshole tossing paper towels to Puerto Rican hurricane survivors.

Does your ketchup abstract expressions adorning many walls, count as drawings? Also, fuck off you child rapist.

Your honor I object. Assumes facts not in evidence--a heart.

It's like a Florida Man bought all the Liberace, Saddam's Palace, and Joe Exotic bling at a flea market in Dante's 8th circle of decor hell.

As the desperation and flop sweat grows, I can see trump reading this note... "Donald is not a rapist. Thank you for your attention to this matter.' --signed Epstein's Mother

This is my least enjoyable night of the year. And it feels much worse this year. The critters hate it. The Veterans hate it. Bombs bursting in air. Cacophony everywhere. It is the ugly American orgasm. Our Independence.

I think that the outcome in the NY Mayoral race and the Wisconsin Supreme Court race both show that people power CAN beat the political money machine. That should give us all hope, and the motivation to work for the government we want.

There isn't enough $$$ in the budget to put meals on wheels and deliver them to our elderly. But there's always $$$ in the budget to put bombs on planes and deliver them to brown people.

Went food shopping today. Christ on a cracker--sticker shock. Food prices are skyrocketing. Also, apologies to the octogenarian on the rascal scooter I pancake-blocked to grab the very last whipping cream. Two cent clearance sales savings get me cray cray.