Pulp poetry.

The Farage playbook is so Trumpian. When they win or come a close second (not tonight boyo) it's always 'a political earthquake' and when they lose, it's straight to, 'the game was rigged'. Pathetic populists.

Who knows what emotions war within Andrew ‘Andy’ Burnham as he chooses which North Face jacket to wear this morning

Worth noting the combined Green/Labour vote was more than double Reform. Didn't even need tactical voting to beat them in the end. Maybe if they hadn't picked such a useless candidate they would have done better.

It’s finally over

A 'foible' is something coughed up by cats in New York.

@lucyfishwife.bsky.social just seen it’s your birthday! May you have ALL the cake and ALL the bubbles. Happy birthday! X

'I claimed for the massage because there was no happy ending."

Soooo much lighter out there now friends. Didn’t have my torch on at all earlier this morning on my walk. We’re getting there 💪🏻

Favourite cinema signs

Bloody hell Timmy’s bombed out there #eebaftas

Fabulous speech from Ryan Coogler #eebaftas

Omg I’m absolutely DELIGHTED that Sean Penn has got best supporting actor. It’s an incredible performance ##eebaftas

What was that shouting out from the audience in #eebsftas ?

Fantastic.

Wunmi Mosaku. Love 😍 #eebaftas

Archie Madekwe are you collar up or collar down, love. MAKE A DECISION #baftas

I adore Aimee Lou Wood but this is a massive miss for me, sadly #baftas

Erin Doherty has just arrived at the BAFTA’s

Oh for absolute FUXAKE Bloody USA

Also: for the love of god Canada STEP IT UP in the ice hockey finals.

Phwoar my (almost) 16 year old has just made the most epic roast chicken dinner for us both. I can feel a post dinner Sunday nap coming on #nanna

#WutheringHeights Sweepcliff.

Cartoon by Mike Luckovich.

Do we get a bank holiday when the banter is just too overwhelming?

My mate:

'Being detained at your brother's pleasure' will never not be funny

Chefs kiss

Like this, but worse.

We've only had a female CabSec for 20 minutes and they've already arrested Andrew. #realchange

take a shot every time you hear the words "just glad the queen isn't here to see this"

Arrested on his birthday. OMG it’s delicious

Yoko Ono's full name is Yoko Or Nearest Offer.

Just finished watching Jodie Comer live on stage in Prima Facie. One of the most electrifying things I’ve ever, ever seen. Incredible.

We are the last generation that will sing “God Save the Quwing” #makesyouthink

I dunno what prompted a clothing brand to launch a men’s sweater called the Rosa Parks with an advert featuring a man taking a seat, but we are where we are

Sunken Bannatyne

A reminder that the only luge in the UK is a small tiny track at Bath University.

Omg that was so brilliant I love it

This mixed skeleton event is insane

i can’t stop laughing

I absolutely get what Nadhim is trying to stoke here among Reform's racist troglodyte base but it just makes him sound like the most pathetic wimp. Like, these people are telling on themselves in the worst way, all of them.

hold on i gotta take this

accidentally logged 25kg of chicken on myfitnesspal for dinner

Limahl is trying to break into acting and I am 100% here for it

A little bit in love with with this Maurice Sendak anecdote: