It's #NationalStationeryWeek, which seems like a good enough reason to talk about cards. There are now over 80 card designs in my shop. £3 each or 5 for £12. www.gailmyerscough.co.uk/greeting-cards

Time for another viewing of this classic moment. None more Fuck The Fash than this 🖤✊

In my glorious rule all filmmakers will be required to ensure any actor on the phone says “Bye” without simply hanging up at the end of a sentence.

You're 89, Ken, have you not noticed a pattern?

Just seen the news about Eurovision. With all the money it takes to enter can’t we just sack it off now

you cannot support his work in any way anymore

This is absolutely BRILLIANT. Not a wasted second and some genuine laugh out loud moments

You know who you are.

This is the hardest I’ve laughed in 2026. Maybe in 2025 too. Impossibly it gets funnier the longer it goes on.

I think this maybe the most niché bit of trivia I’ve ever heard.

We’re calling this a cheeky cum bomb

Picture Box!!!!

My dad would have been 95 this year and he was often mistaken for EM in looks. Had his same daft sense of humour too. Both wildly missed.

Half time show? What fresh hell is this?

This is outstanding. OUTSTANDING

Genuinely worth watching.

Olly Murs has arrived at Downing Street claiming to have heard gunshots

Burnham's in London?

He looks like he’s been coaxed out of his shell by a lettuce leaf.

Well it was nice and blue and sunny as I did a brisk walk at 630 but now clouding over again ready for a dull old day. Sigh.

Tuesday

WHERE IS MY CALL MY AGENT TRIBE

On the off chance you have a sense of humour like mine (11-year-old child), here are the names of ex-Spurs manager Martin Jol’s two brothers:

Yeah me too. The more of us who can be vigilant the more we can You know I don’t know what

this is really heartwarming. two men exchanging symbolic tokens of things the other has no interest in (football, peace)

Smoked mackerel pate on rosemary focaccia, if you’re asking

Just done 2 hours Macbeth revision with the lad. GCSE’s start Monday. Couldn’t give a shit how many he gets I just want him to pass maths and English. I’m old, I’m tired and I’m so bloody over education it hurtzzzzz

Swans have one off the coolest landing technique ever.. 😊

Right get a frigging wriggle on now Liverpool

Ffs Liverpool. FFS

No YOU’RE juvenile

Passing this along - fucking scammers leveling up, here's a new one to pay attention to.

Just eaten a packet of Wheat Crunchies which contained 12. TWELVE WHEAT CRUNCHIES. We ride at dawn, friends #brokenbritain

The power of Crufts compels you

Whoop whooop

Caution is correct

It is no surprise that Dawkins treats AI as he would a "very intelligent friend." The man equates "agrees with me" and "is smart," and that means that he's right in the LLM's core target audience.

Someone's singing, Lord

Happy May Day

Next year is the 50th anniversary of Star Wars, and tickets for the 2027 Star Wars Celebration being held in LA go on sale next week Guess which date? Go on, guess Bet you can't That's right, they're going on sale May 6th Because Disney never miss an opportunity to fuck things up

My god this is incredible. Absolutely incredible

Friday

I don’t know exactly what it’ll look like, but the Bryan Johnson story is going to end in stunning catastrophe. I’m just waiting for the day.

Happy birthday to the magnificent @cybillliberty.bsky.social

Prepare for a night out with Cadbury's Smash in 1984

Arthur Negus , Antiques Road Show 1978

God the attacks on Jews in this country makes my heart ache. It’s 2026 for gods sake. It’s utterly, utterly abhorrent.