Just been for a lovely morning summer walk

This is unspeakably grim. It's grim is that Voderman was publicly subjected to this stuff from strangers and a PROSPECTIVE MP and it's all just jolly japes. Men (general) hate women (general) and I'll never understand why, nor will I ever feel truly safe alone outside.

Mo ♥️♥️♥️

Every summer I repost this article on how to spot drowning. Please read it and pass on. In the last few years I’ve had SIX messages from people who saved a kid’s life after clicking on the link from my feed. slate.com/technology/2...

Aww I’m bloody gutted for the boro

Yet there you are, outside.

INXS The Cure New Order Happy Mondays Elbow The Prodigy Manic Street Preachers Oasis Blur Take That

*Tom Hanks runs outside his Hollywood mansion & sticks a flare up his arse* #avfc

Prince William and Kate celebrating Aston Villa’s Europa League triumph.

HEAD OF TEETH

Now THIS is a good opening hook for a horror story.

Baroness Michelle Mone has renewed her Leave of Absence in the Lords. She's been on leave since December 2022 over the PPE Medpro scandal. PPE Medpro was ordered by the High Court to repay £122m. Mone has said she has "no wish to return" as a Tory peer. Not clear why she doesn't just resign, then.

I absolutely love this magazine and he’d better not touch a hair on its head

Wednesday

"Doctor I am feeling depressed" "Yeah me too, saw this clown last night" "Doctor" "Fucking awful clown. Made me so angry" "Doctor" "Like how can a clown be so shit" "Doctor please" "So angry I have quit being a therapist and am now a clown assassin" "What"

41 years of EastEnders and someone finally said it.

Tinker Tailor Soldier Sacked

I’m in my office on a call and my spider senses are tingling because I can hear my daughter cutting up something directly on the work surface ie not using a chopping board

Bring on the bloody heatwave this weekend

Belting down

Ooh Peps off

Wow that’s incredible

The 10 year anniversary of this utter magnificence

It's #NationalStationeryWeek, which seems like a good enough reason to talk about cards. There are now over 80 card designs in my shop. £3 each or 5 for £12. www.gailmyerscough.co.uk/greeting-cards

Time for another viewing of this classic moment. None more Fuck The Fash than this 🖤✊

In my glorious rule all filmmakers will be required to ensure any actor on the phone says “Bye” without simply hanging up at the end of a sentence.

You're 89, Ken, have you not noticed a pattern?

Just seen the news about Eurovision. With all the money it takes to enter can’t we just sack it off now

you cannot support his work in any way anymore

This is absolutely BRILLIANT. Not a wasted second and some genuine laugh out loud moments

You know who you are.

This is the hardest I’ve laughed in 2026. Maybe in 2025 too. Impossibly it gets funnier the longer it goes on.

I think this maybe the most niché bit of trivia I’ve ever heard.

We’re calling this a cheeky cum bomb

Picture Box!!!!

My dad would have been 95 this year and he was often mistaken for EM in looks. Had his same daft sense of humour too. Both wildly missed.

Half time show? What fresh hell is this?

This is outstanding. OUTSTANDING

Genuinely worth watching.

Olly Murs has arrived at Downing Street claiming to have heard gunshots

Burnham's in London?

He looks like he’s been coaxed out of his shell by a lettuce leaf.

Well it was nice and blue and sunny as I did a brisk walk at 630 but now clouding over again ready for a dull old day. Sigh.

Tuesday

WHERE IS MY CALL MY AGENT TRIBE

On the off chance you have a sense of humour like mine (11-year-old child), here are the names of ex-Spurs manager Martin Jol’s two brothers:

Yeah me too. The more of us who can be vigilant the more we can You know I don’t know what

this is really heartwarming. two men exchanging symbolic tokens of things the other has no interest in (football, peace)

Smoked mackerel pate on rosemary focaccia, if you’re asking