Just had a call from an *actual accountant* who wanted me to make the figures we'd sent him make sense, as he couldn't. FUCKING NAILED IT. My head hurts.

This guy remains one of the coolest dudes I have ever seen. Everyone else looking all tense and using hi-tech laser positioning sights and he just strolls up, specs on, hand in pocket and takes the shot. Wins the silver medal👌

I remember this dream *cries*

Awww look what popped up in fb memories @perlalaloca.bsky.social 😍 back before the world was on fucking fire xx

I need to wake up properly in the next seven minutes. #NowPlaying #Architects youtu.be/xT-i6u8_Qho?...

Worth it.

As if it's morning already, what the fuck?

This took too much thinkin' @rohennessy.bsky.social Wordle 1,564 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

This band are some witchcraft. 🔥🖤🍆 #NowPlaying #Lankum youtu.be/WnU0EV9JoVY?...

Not sure if I'm having some kind of breakdown, or if this is the most profound thing I've ever seen.

It's been a day, lads 🖤

Just made the best lamb chops and peppercorn sauce I have ever had in my life OMG. I could shag myself.

I have almost run out of walls to fill. What then? 😭

One of the best intros ever 🩷 youtu.be/eubgWMwSD0k?...

One of the best covers ever 🖤 youtu.be/YfLz4nzrLQs?...

🩷 #NowPlaying #Klaxons youtu.be/lezoqO0d4g4?...

Morning

Phlegm was too many letters @rohennessy.bsky.social Wordle 1,563 3/6 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

My mate sent me this and I can't stop laughing 😂 But also, why? No DMs required.

A glass of wine at my work desk. It's like Christmas eve. What?

OMG I forgot I have to move my work computer and monitors around and won't have time in the morning. Fuck my life. 😭

What's your sign?

Still funny.

The one and only time I have felt a kinship with a royal. Kate was all of us in this moment. #Trudeau

Someone please tell me I don't need a Peugeot pepper mill, for the love of God.

Wish I still had this single. Was lost in the great record robbery of 1986 😭 #NowPlaying #Hipsway youtu.be/y7aLk88gDVQ?...

Book: model's own.

This is a stone-cold banger. I WILL FIGHT YOU. #NowPlaying #CliffRichard youtu.be/K0lV9h7b9B0?...

My favourite 10"💘 #NowPlaying #FontainesDC

Ah, fb memories...

Cor 😍

Fb memories. Nobody look at that typo OMG. My dad was so talented. Wish he'd trained one of us up to carry on the family trade that had been going since the 1700s 🗡️

I love them. Big, don't give a fuck, seem to like winter. I really want to cuddle a bison before I die. Which will be the second the bison thinks get the fuck off me you mad bitch, and tramples me to death. Worth it. #Bison youtube.com/shorts/oiL95...

Four of the greatest men to ever pick up an instrument . Mind-blowing how good they are 🩷🩷🩷 youtu.be/b9YmHJ9Gkt4?...

Seems so simple when you see it written down, doesn't it? 🙄 #FuckTheFash Nicked from @reecedinsdale.bsky.social over on the bad place 😘

Today is not the day for fucking about. Double coffee. The tart is my reward for not telling anyone at work to fuck off the last two days. Proud of me 💃

This song has been on more playlists than we've all had hot dinners 💙 #NowPlaying #JoeJackson youtu.be/KLDFG5vm5kA?...

Note the lack of coffee in this scene. There is no coffee. There has been no coffee for two days, due to catastrophic errors on my part. I'VE HAD NO COFFEE IN 2 DAYS It's arriving tonight. Tonight will be too late. The kid is too young to die today. I am going to get coffee ☕

Those saying people opposing digital ID cards are stupid, "because all our data is already on Fb, Insta, Google" are blowing my fucking mind. I'M NOT REQUIRED TO SHOW MY FUCKING FB MEMORIES TO THE GOVT IN ORDER TO ACCESS VITAL SERVICES AM I? Fuck that noise.

This band, though. Proper stroll down memory lane 💘 #NowPlaying #NMA youtu.be/VkUhj4YAtHc?...

💘 youtu.be/XiI78DLqS6I?...

Oh this can just fuck off can't it? @rohennessy.bsky.social Wordle 1,561 5/6 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟨🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

This is fucking DELICIOUS.

When I was little I always used to long to be a grown up so I'd be able to buy whatever I wanted. M&S chocolate bars were pretty high on that list. Fucking made it, lads.

Tom knows 💘

I keep saying "what a fucking week" every single Friday evening. I'm starting to realise that they're just 'weeks'. They're all like this. Christ. In brighter news, I did talk a 70 year old into dyeing her hair the pink she always wanted. Victory is mine.

"For security, can you tell me your nationality?" "I'm white, born and bred." *Adds to cunt pile*

WHO AMONG US COULD HAVE FORESEEN THIS OUTCOME TODAY? ⚖️ 😂 #Kneecap #FreeMoChara