Can't argue with cold hard science 🎄

OMG it's begun. FUCK.

@helsmels.bsky.social OMG I thought I followed you! Just noticed I didn't.

I cannot believe that not a single one of my friends commented "Turn around..." on this post. Disappointing.

Playing the long game 💃

It's genuinely frightening how many backwards-thinking people we still have in charge of our lives. This was only 13 years ago. Fucking hell.

Go and look at the moon 😍

What a song. What an album 🖤 #FNM youtu.be/j4tsGWdarHc?...

Heh.

I don't really like chocolate but this is always exciting 🎄

Seven years since this genius died 🖤 This was one of my 'getting ready to go out' records in the '80s. #PeteShelley

11 years since my wee mum died. She would be 95 now. She was cool. When I turned up with a blue mohican, the only thing she said was "Won't the sides of your head get cold in winter?" I miss her 💙

Another day, another dead person anniversary. December can fuck off.

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No context chats with mates #907

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Morning. Thank fuck it's Friday.

Ah, mystery solved. Mandela died and they must have played Free Nelson Mandela and said it was by The Specials.

When you ask your kid to pick up some tasteful wrapping paper on his way home. And he comes back with Lilo & fucking Stitch. The boy is 22 years old 😂

I have no idea what this fb status was about, but it made me very mad 🤷‍♀️

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No context chats with mates #496

Accidentally started a video call. The horror.

Equality and diversity module for an hour? Don't mind if I do.

Bloody kids. Also, how was she 23 in 2014? Grandma's old 🧓

Morning.

I look like I'm denouncing Oasis.

Scotland. I remember the jumper my dad's wearing, it was purple. ♥️

Oh bloody hell, fb memories 😭 I had the pleasure of seeing Tony Benn speak at Marxism conference decades ago. This country would break his fucking heart.

I think I might have finished my Christmas shopping 💃🎁🎄

God I fucking love this band 💘

How do i even have a full-time job though? 💃

Well now.

Never knew this. Amazing.

Ooh, she's moody 🖤

Oh, Justine 💘 youtu.be/48jmf6TodXo?...

A quick recap of Santa's reindeer for you: Dasher, Rudolph, Sporty, Scary, Mr. Blonde, Doc, Bashful, Steve McQueen and Yul Brynner.

I love waking at 6.30 on my day off. I don't know why I even bother with alarms. It's like my brain just knows 🙄

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This motherfucker, though 😂

Was quite excited there for a while 👽

How is it this many days until Christmas already? I feel like I've lost two months of my life somewhere. What even is time? 🤷‍♀️

Yes, yes, but this song is fucking perfection. As was Thom in his sexy tramp era of 2017 🖤 youtu.be/PM_Ilb9keXE?...

If my mates weren't such funny fuckers, I'd probably be dead in a ditch right now 😂

This is fucking DELICIOUS 😂 #JonathanGullis open.substack.com/pub/mrhenrym...

This literal banger just came on and reminded me of the most awkward 30 seconds of my life 😂🍆🫣 #NIN youtu.be/6Q2lkd0fjO8?...

Watching Stranger Things and I can't tell you how proud I am of this man, my grandad's great grandfather, for saying this.

The coffee machine has had the descaling light on for the last three hours and won't let me use it. It's just been descaled. DO NOT HARSH MY FUCKING MELLOW, BOSCH.