Having some fruit to cancel out all the pizza. Sadly, I've just remembered about Fig Wasps 🐝🤢😢

This title is fucking perfection 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

My wee mum in 1949 & 10 years later on her wedding day. If only my dad had moved to Glasgow after they wed, I'd be Scottish right now.

Today I'm wearing my wee mum's perfume that she wore in her final years. I always spray it today and on her birthday. I'll be sad when it's finished. I miss her. Sending love to anyone finding today hard, for whatever reason 🩷 #MothersDay

I could watch this all day long #SamRockwell youtu.be/IH5L4qTVsTk?...

One of the most beautiful men who ever lived 🖤 #PeteMurphy #Bauhaus

🖤🖤🖤 #Bauhaus youtu.be/ieWtEFKauj0?...

How I'm not a VT editor is beyond me 😂 🎥 #TheSpecials

Flars 💐

*Gets tattoo*

If you eat meat or wear their skin you occupy no moral high ground where animal welfare is concerned. I include myself in this. But horse-racing is abhorrent to me. Horses and dogs dying for entertainment. Fuck off. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Proper lovely day out there, so today’s badge has to be this

Anti-matter is a real thing? I feel like I'm being pranked right now. Or maybe it's like when I thought Moldova, Turkmenistan and Fitzrovia were fictional places? I'm not very bright 🤷‍♀️

I fucking love it. She is so good at what she does. Obvs, The Fate of Ophelia is now one of my favourite songs 😍 Yours, an old lady perpetually six months behind everyone else 😘

What a loss. I had the privilege of seeing him decades ago in London. I loved him 🩷 #TonyBenn

I don't think I've heard this album yet and I don't know why. I love a bit of Tay-Tay 🩷 Do not @ me, I do not care. #TaylorSwift

Changing your name by deed poll is such a weird thing. There's no database, no register, you just pay money to a stranger online and they send you a letter saying this is your new name. Could literally print one off yourself and every bank in the land will accept it.

Just been called ma'am by an American man.

Fuck's sake, man.

Morning 2.0.

Morning.

What an unrelenting bellend Morrissey is. Lying in the dark on his fainting couch. #Morrissey

Morning.

Wordle 1,727 3/6 🟩⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟩⬜⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Evergreen.

The world is being taken to hell by a handful of power-mad cunts who've never been told no in their lives. Hold on to the good people. Tell them the things.

This song 💘 youtu.be/1lV21J75vFE?...

💘 #TheClash

Sinéad in the house 💚 #SinéadOConnor

Morning.

Nine years of Brutalism. Life support. I fucking love you 💘 #IDLES

💘 open.spotify.com/track/0LIJqJ...

Just nearly said "It's like a massive circle jerk, isn't it?" about a fuck-up at work. To a customer 😂

🖤✊🖤✊🖤 #NowPlaying #NMA youtu.be/7gLQrjHPoqM?...

Morning.

🖤🖤🖤

Opticians are a scam. But I still love wearing glasses 👓

Fucking hell. Jello had a stroke 🖤

Tough work calls are the worst. You just want to go round, give them a cuddle and sort everything out for them.

Why yes, I am old 🖤 open.spotify.com/track/2Cdvbe...

When you haven't spoken to your work bestie for nearly a week and you spend the first half hour discussing the amazing burger you had the other day ✅

💘 #NowPlaying #REM open.spotify.com/track/2EWqkn...

Oh Glasgow 💙💙💙

Morning.

Siouxsie 🖤 Just hearing the opening bars of this evokes a pure Pavlovian response. I want to crimp my hair, backcomb the fuck out of it, pull on buckle boots, fishnets, Bauhaus tee and a mini skirt, put my leather on, then go to the pub, for 90p pints of Dry Blackthorn. #IWD2026

Kate 🖤 #InternationalWomensDay #KateBush

Sinéad. I love you 💘 #InternationalWomensDay #SinéadOConnor

Debbie 🩷 Also, thanks to the feminist men who I'm lucky to call my friends, who call out bullshit whenever they see it. Everyone should try it ✊