Rich people always whinge about how expensive private schools are. How they need all that money so they can send their kids to private schools. If we abolish private schools, they won’t need the money so badly

I know everyone hates Airbnb, but the holiday letters pale next to these absolute cunts

Not even the execrable dialogue could stop me weeping uncontrollably at this

An unboxing video. Lots of people asking where I get the mats and how I choose them etc.

One of my all-time favourite tweets

Belated birthday* books 🤤🤤 *it is no longer my birthday. Please do not wish me a happy birthday

My bf writes

I’ve got Nick Cave tickets ❤️‍🔥

I am on a low-residue diet for the next week

the new bond movie should be him getting shot dead on a busy road in the opening scene then two hours of his body being run over

I have been drinking wine with @sophiemhistory.bsky.social, the best to ever do it

Yes, you know what I mean

My kids as babies

A short 🧵 about two churches visited in the Yorkshire Wolds this weekend First up, St Michael and All Angels, Garton on the Wolds. 12th century fabric with lots of additions And whilst I don’t normally care for Victorian interiors, the fever dream bible story murals are BANGING…

All the work is being taken by AI, and I live in constant terror that my one regular client will drop me any day now, but otoh I’ve given myself next week off, because I can

Every cookie notice be like “we and our 922 partners want to store crap on your device and access your personal data forever, but certainly not for the purpose of never showing you this notice again, which you will continue to see up to and including your dying day. That alright?” No! Fuck off!!

“Mum, do you want me to draw cat poo or dog poo?”

Watching series 5 of Cheers, consistently incredible knitwear game from Sam

Delighted that the new @stephencollins.bsky.social cartoon for the Guardian pays tribute to the great autumn hymn of British school assemblies, with its jewelled grass and refuelling jet planes. I did a deep dive into its history here: someflowerssoon.substack.com/p/jet-planes...

Mr Blue Sky, and we’re going fucking mad for it

Can’t stop watching this

The muppet show is returning. I repeat THE MUPPET SHOW IS RETURNING. Kermit was my first crush this is momentous. If this little girl’s giggle, Kermit’s disgruntled face & the last 10 seconds of this don’t make your day better then I cannot account for you:

Mercury and Bowie right there

Every single week on O’Neills karaoke someone does the song Before He Cheats, which I’d never heard before I started going to O’Neills karaoke regularly

I love him

Stopped being funny, just vain now

I bought a new dress btw

We are going to karaoke

Read somewhere last week that leather skirt + knitwear is currently In, then immediately found this skirt in the charity shop

“This is the harvest of my bad bolt decisions”

Can’t believe there are sick fucks who enjoy the onset of the long winter, the lengthening darkness, the growing struggle to stay warm

Keep forgetting to tell you people that I am shit hot at sudoku

And here's my assistant, Little Parker Booowles!

Keep wondering if Budapest’s famous Parliament building was directly influenced by Peterborough Cathedral

That t-shirt fucking slaps tbf

All that time and effort (and money) deciding on expensive, stiff new boots, then I walk into the charity shop round the corner and pick up a pair of sexy Timberlands for £7

The plasterer has started texting me asking for cups of tea

Hadn’t watched V for Vendetta for a good 10 years. Had convinced myself it’s naff, but it’s fucking great

Carting four dining chairs home on the bus felt like a great idea when I thought of it

Twice today I have nearly wet myself because the buttons on this playsuit are too stiff

Playmobil at McDonald’s, the Happy Meal toy is so back

Brilliant piece on the casual erasure of of a female artist from a landmark moment in pop culture. And the answer to the question, Why don’t Peter Blake’s other album covers have the power and impact of Sgt. Pepper?

Me at every meal

Bread time let's have a bread

I quote or paraphrase this tweet at least five times a day. Properly lodged in my head forever

Everyone loves Charlie Kirk’s shooter, the guy who shot Charlie Kirk! TWO SECONDS LATER: we regret to inform you Charlie Kirk’s shooter is racist