Oh they got this all screwed up!

You say tomato, I say potato, let’s go to Barcelona

Cellar-fie

Famous the world over for being the bloke Irish pubs are named after

What you need to know: stay the hell out of Whittlesey

WOO!

Classic big barrel draped over the body

Christ, look at the time

Hola from paradise

Enthoosiasms

Apparently it must’ve been love, but it’s over now?

At the most special place in the world: the Barcelona karaoke bar

We are struggling to get a good pic

Just won big at the casino. Always bet on red

Barcelona!

Central european time let’s have a central european

The existence of the Sony Walkman implies the existence of the Daughtery Walkwoman.

Small but significant development: my boy now poos on the toilet when persuaded, making life about 20x easier and more pleasant for all concerned

Everything's terrible, except for it's the 8th of January, and in just a couple of hours Peter Bleksley kicks off his absolutely bonkers tour of the UK and Ireland. I needed to map it to see if there was a rhyme or reason to his route, but no, it's just as maniacal as it seemed.

Fascinated by that one toe that goes completely black when it’s cold

Off to get my horrible fringe back

My daughter, having a monstrous meltdown a little while ago, screamed at me “you’re fired!”

Mrs Dalloway said she'd call Interflora herself

"Whish! A gull. Gulls. Far calls. Coming, far! End here. Us then. Finn, again! Take. Bussoftlhee, mememormee! Till thousendsthee. Lps. The keys to. Given! A way a lone a last a loved a long the—riverrun, past Eve and Adam's [Hold My Hand by Jess Glynne starts playing] nothing beats a Jet2Holiday"

Had a beautiful dream. Found an ocean liner ‘Spoons

very well then. send as many men as you can spare. and fresh horses for all of them (covering the phone and leaning over to talk to my wife, the queen) an egg fell. off a wall

Ladies, don’t forget to test your husband! Scented letters! A pseudonym to fool him!

Gonna attempt a small run for lols

Snow at Christmas ❤️

I thought Rentaghost was Bluesky’s cool nickname for John Rentoul

Hell of a moon out there

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It’s like Day of the Plastic Triffids in here

Can’t afford to get a haircut, so I’ve cut my daughter’s hair instead, which is just as good, if not better in some ways

Rocky Balboa (Sylvester Stallone, 2005) #OnePerfectShot

Nathaniel Hawthorne was hot

Sexting my bf

Having a sexy Filofax day

Thought I'd try writing about The Count of Monte Cristo on a less morally dubious website than substack - my own wordpress blog rossmccleary.wordpress.com/2026/01/03/t...

Say what you like about Clippy, you didn’t have to serve 20 years inside after he helped you compose a letter

What’s got three eyes and pulled a muscle doing yoga? 👁️ 👀 🙏 THIS guy

My boy has spent the last three hours sitting in front of the new washing machine, watching it spin. I needn’t have bought all these new toys

Please like this tweet, I need my phone to vibrate loads so I can find it

The films of the year: 26 discoveries, 10 old favourites, 7 bad movies, 6 re-appraisals and 5 obsessions. Feat. all your faves: Linda Fiorentino, Joan Micklin Silver, Sinners, Wallis Island, Argentinean child noir, and really quite a lot of John Ford. advicetothelovelorn.blogspot.com/2025/12/revi...

He's been! Here's everything I read this year (and a few things I wrote): Henry James! Joseph Heller! Penelope Fitzgerald! A biography of the unsuccessful 1928 Democratic presidential candidate, Al Smith! advicetothelovelorn.blogspot.com/2025/12/Book...

First of all, how fucking cool is this

Happy 2026 to all who celebrate

Annual Christmas deactivation in six hours! Ask me anything ngl.link/c._buckthorn...

No, I meant did you have any questions about the interview #totp

Armageddon a drink during this #TOTP