Only downside, there is no phone or wifi signal

Staying in a lighthouse yay (will take some better pics)

Where I’m calling from

Well, happy thrremony at tremony at the liremony at the libraremony at the library day to all who celebrate

Probably need to get over my po-faced cynicism about Record Shop Day but instead it only increases every year

Singing along to Hall & Oates in the restaurant

Dining in a cracking bit of Durham civic architecture

Where I’m calling from

So Hexham Abbey is pretty special

Look I just want to post my pictures of Hexham Abbey for the same seventeen people as usual to like

Everyone is Forbidden

Also, enjoyed the pondering on how Linda ‘did it all’ without a cook. They were vegetarians in the 70s and 80s so it was just Beanfeast in a pan every night bbz

Watched Man On The Run last night so that’s me with Jet stuck in my head all day

Where I’m calling from

Where I’m calling from

We have been to London Airport, British Museum and have seen 'CINERAMA', it is all it's cracked up to be.

I just didn’t want to speak to you, that’s all

'THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER'

Good morning

And guess who’s bloody on the day after we leave? Steeleye Span, that’s who! #folkhorror

We have arrived in Hexham to discover we have missed Fairport Convention by two days

Probably only need to take one perfume on holiday don’t I. But it’s so tempting to take like five.

I have entered my pill sorter era

Just finished work 🎉

Post!

Stuck in Harry Styles Meltdown queue even tho I’m only trying to buy one ticket for Beverly Glenn-Copeland who I expect is NOT the one causing the demand

Viz 355

Just remembered “Energy In Northampton”, a song commissioned by the Northampton Development Corporation to promote Northampton, in which aliens visit Northampton Silently they came one night / attracted by the glowing light / their scanners led them to the town Northampton youtu.be/4xKjGqefH7U

Beware of enlisting in your vigilant fisheries any lad with lean brow and hollow eye

I seem to be against the tide on the Helen de Witt discourse so will have to conclude that I’m a complete cow

I still love This Life but it’s uncomfortable to remember you thought you had real problems when you were 24

Now playing:

20 mins on the treadmill

‘Thank you for your attention to this matter’ like it’s in reference to a malfunctioning hand dryer in the toilets

I mean, it’s a strong look

Now playing:

Decided I fancy a rewatch of The Pumpkin Eater tonight feat. my ideal home

Happy Easter

Mug Action

I know this story isn’t actually funny for several reasons but it is full of bathos: “They told me someone had filled up a Waitrose bag with the eggs” ‘….one of the bunnies broke into pieces. He picked a piece of the broken bunny and “threw it out of frustration” towards some shopping trolleys’

Nobody alive today has ever bought a hammer. You just Have One.

It me

It me

WHAT have I become?

I don’t think he’d have been seen dead in these, frankly.

Bought some hot cross buns and can tell you that they are definitely NOT ‘two a penny’

The Amazon algorithm is trying to sell me chamber pots

The Amazon algorithm is trying to sell me chamber pots

60% of these kids went on to form bands on Sarah Records #totp