SNOW IN N10

I wish to rescind this having looked at my inbox this morning

BACK IN THE JUG AGANE

I am lucky enough to really enjoy my job so no idea why I feel so melancholy about going back to it tomorrow

At least we don’t have to listen to him weirdly talking about Claudia like she’s a dominatrix any more #thetraitors

Have had to barricade myself in the lounge with an extra heater

Are they all going to be related to / know someone else in the cast, but think they’re the only ones who are? #thetraitors

This is like your brother’s band that he formed in your garage #totp

They said it wasn’t possible (a song blander than ‘Ocean Drive’) but here’s the lads to prove it is #totp

Spot the mate who wanted to be in the band but could only play the trombone having had lessons at school #totp

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I'll be thinking of you & your PROBLEMS.

This post has picked up some traction and now I’m worried that people think I soft-launch things seriously :/

4:45 am and I don’t think I’ve had one proper bit of sleep yet. Yay.

Why are there always two men who look nearly identical? #thetraitors

Hnnnnnnggggh x 2

Hnnnnnggggh

She was in her mid 30s when this was published so not super young but even so, it is insane that this is someone’s first novel, really

In Agadoo did Kubla Khan Push pineapples, shake the tree

Instagram just served me a clip of Robert Peston singing Pink Pony Club so that’s enough internet for one day

I’m off to see The Housemaid, which I’m kind of expecting to be crap in an enjoyable way. Watched The Mastermind last night which I didn’t seem to love as much as most people did 🤷‍♀️

I saw Goody Proctor boogieing at the Hootenanny

Pleased to soft launch a 2026 reading project - the works of Iris Murdoch in chronological order

Broken all my new year’s resolutions already

I saw Goody Proctor boogieing at the Hootenanny

God I ❤️ London

I’m turning over to Ronan Keating now. Not a sentence I ever thought I’d type.

Was that Lulu getting up to go to the Loo Loo? #hootenanny

Two work experience lads on guitar there #hootenanny

I wonder whether Seasick Steve will be on this year #Hootenanny

Too many Kooks spoil the Hootenanny

Christ there’s a reason Ronnie wasn’t the singer isn’t there

Happy New Year my dears ❤️ x

I imagine this Status Quo performance is what it’s like in purgatory #totp

Just checking out any impediments vis-à-vis my possible marriage to Josh O’Connor. I’m afraid the camping might be a deal breaker.

Need to buy salt? I feel like that isn’t something I should need to buy, it should just magically appear in the cupboard.

Corfe Castle, the model of Corfe Castle in Corfe Castle Model Village, and the model of Corfe Castle in the model of Corfe Castle Model Village in Corfe Castle Model Village.

See you at the party.

‘Working all day, for a blanket of hay’ #misheardlyrics

Absolutely kicking off

Some bastard letting off fireworks at this time of night

FASTER BY THE MANICS ON 6MUSIC *spits out Plath and Pinter*

Can anyone recommend a good face mask that just…..calms everything down? Must be suitable for sensitive skin.

I would prefer not to

First day of HRT and hoping that I will go not only to paradise but also to me

Back home. 11 degrees in the flat 🥶

Good afternoon from me and Pickle

Today I went slow-worm-hunting with a friend. We found two. I'd like to bring one back with me, but Mum, well I'm afraid she doesn't like slow-worms.

Tell you what’s always FUCKING ON? Dad’s Fucking Army

Watching The Lion In Winter (1968) which is basically Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf but set in the 12th century