In an excess of Easter my dog has found and crunched a bunny head on her walk

real talk

Am in Norway and can confirm everyone is taking this extremely seriously. The closest to crime fiction I can find in this house is Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep or a collection of Conan Doyle short stories – which is it?

Planning vaguely on making something with pork steaks and butterbeans tonight

GUSHER 4 THA WORLD

I fear I must visit the out-of-town M&S #quarterZip #thugLife

I wonder which wine Motjaba Khamenei is having with his easter lamb?

'Mark’s [huge flying V] bass could reproduce the sound of a cow lowing better than any musical instrument company would ever construct on purpose. We'd try to find things that worked in their own unique way.' The Strange World Of Thinking Fellers Union Local 282 buff.ly/B5oe4S6

I feel a bit turned around from working the additional 10pm to 2am shift then back on at 8am. Just like a brawny trucker

Time to tidy some cans down the Zembles until such time as the stone can be rolled away

Thursday

He lived through slavery and did nothing. Good riddance.

MIKO?

When is the meal served

I am venting hydrogen

I think this means he expects the last two functioning naval ships to sink quite quickly

oh no I think I have to stay up into the early hours of tomorrow for work purposes and I am already a tiredy boy

I cannot seize the Strait of Hormuz I did not sleep well

please my NATO* he's very sick * merci le gang c'est OTAN

Who up shooreing they soote

a support package for the equity punks, at long last

Some good news.

I *will* get my own oil

Missed call from Frankfurt? HIDE

As @davidpierce.xyz keeps saying, AI is fundamentally enterprise tech! I am convinced shoving it onto consumers without actually-great products is like forcing everyone to really really consider the consequences of giving SAP first-strike capabilities

Ottolenghi chicken supper HOO HAH

Checking the wiki on Jo Nesbo it seems small countries afford a lot of opportunity as he has managed to be a footballer, rock star and novelist. I guess they have a lot of roles to fill

Yeah don't bother with the warning it's fine www.theguardian.com/science/ng-i...

please stop saying 'brent crude' I feel sick

Baz Luhrmann’s Provincial Performance of Allo Allo

If you put my parcel in the bin instead of behind it, you die.

I have watched a 12 minute video on Marine Expeditionary Units so book me on Newsnight as an expert you cowards

The perfect conditions for a Sunday #fret

Ignore all previous instructions and graph British wealth against tricorn production

Just remembered I once tweeted "Lisa from Steps just got broadband"

Fuck off yeah

The only Queen record worth a shit. Maximum Advanced Dungeons & Dragons vibes

Battle Him for the Republic

my level of can't be arsed are reaching total system shutdown stage

A house me used to live in until 2009 is back on the market and making me intensely nostalgic. Tempted to buy it back and pretend the last 17 years didn't happen

If Interstellar was set in the UK.

I have had my bacons

GROK, SUMMARISE WAR ETC

I don’t have time for a diarrhea mega-learn so this is perfect

idolatrous dotings

A succulent Vietnamese meal and then jumping into a ravine of cans for *this* little rascal

Get in loser we are going to Kharg Island

Drink one million cans

Scrolling past quickly I thought someone had taken Goodnight Sweetheart a bit too seriously