Good, and I cannot stress this enough, morning

Wes Streeting stands ready to throw his massive square hat into the ring www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

A second BBC has hit the BBC

Repost with an iconic fictional band

I enjoy US public holidays as much as UK ones even though I have to work

Brave of Reeves to present the budget as month long episode of Give Us A Clue

Just put some brown rice in the rice cooker if you want to know what I’m having for dinner next Wednesday

Good lord the BBC loves reporting on itself

People say this country is in decline but have you seen the new interchange between the M25 and the A12(E)?

alexa tell my guests to leave

We noticed you from across the bar and wondered if you would like to insert your PCMCIA card?

“Develop systems that reflect justice, solidarity, and a genuine reverence for life”

It’s probably a lasting relief to my daughters that if they were not boys as I would have tried to name them Eugene and Ingram

These pencil neck dweebs better watch themselves cultivate moral discernment fools!

Nothing exists in itself.

Bro benches more than the rest of the episcopate combined

i have had my eggs and chili oil

Bring back Quatro you cowards

Frankenstein {2025} #onePerfectShot

A few early pints and now home for tea.

Time to take the battle to the #pints

Ordered an excessive amount of South Indian food on the principle that it would be rude not to

Sorry for laughing out loud at this LinkedIn post

Man needs a hogshead of ale

Might have a livener lads!

welcome to Yamaha. do you want a piano or a motorcycle?

Idea: urban tricorn

MUMMY IT’S HAPPENING AGAIN

What have *you* released by mistake today?

A SECOND PRISONER HAS HIT THE BIG SMOKE

I have reluctantly withdrawn from the race to become mayor of NYC

Dick Cheney and Prunella Scales jamming in heaven 2nite

Have you decorated the house ready for the budget yet? Not many more sleeps!

Well I guess we now know how many knife incidents you can do over a weekend before the plod feel your collar

Farage has completed his long political march to become a 2010 LibDem: ALARM CLOCK BRITAIN IS BACK, BABY

brb just scheduling some spontaneity

I am back among the East Saxons after a trip across the water to Bermondsey. Both my kiddos live south of the river now, with luck planning and inspiration they can hopefully pull off a second Brinks-Mat heist

Highly recommended slipping on Cortez the Killer in the car as the dying sun stains the A12 orange and red

I’ve been successfully tinkering with a new brunch item: toasted English muffin, avocado, prosciutto, crispy fried egg and a touch of chili oil

Just had a quick look on the Everything App

A handy way to remember how to spell the word "mnemonic" is to memorise the phase: many neurotic eunuchs mangle ordinary non-euclidian isometric coordinates

Good morning? Slightly

Fear I am mere days away from trying to briefly promote my kettle bell from its current duties as a door stop

Made a massive bhuna like a massive doomer

REEVES

We are two weekends away from the Guardian writing an article on consensual non polygamy

"We saw you from across the bidet and really dig your abyssal commodity fetishism"

Your auld fella bawdily trying to get people to try his homebrew

Good morning, should you need it