James
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THEM CHANGES
In an excess of Easter my dog has found and crunched a bunny head on her walk
about 2 hours ago
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real talk
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Sal Cap0ne
1 day ago
Am in Norway and can confirm everyone is taking this extremely seriously. The closest to crime fiction I can find in this house is Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep or a collection of Conan Doyle short stories – which is it?
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The Easter crime wave sweeping Norway
Visitors to Norway during Easter might find the streets emptier than usual, thanks to the nation's cherished Eastertime obsession: retreating to isolated cabins to binge crime fiction.
https://www.bbc.com/travel/article/20260330-the-easter-crime-wave-sweeping-norway
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Planning vaguely on making something with pork steaks and butterbeans tonight
1 day ago
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GUSHER 4 THA WORLD
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I fear I must visit the out-of-town M&S
#quarterZip
#thugLife
1 day ago
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I wonder which wine Motjaba Khamenei is having with his easter lamb?
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The Quietus
2 days ago
'Mark’s [huge flying V] bass could reproduce the sound of a cow lowing better than any musical instrument company would ever construct on purpose. We'd try to find things that worked in their own unique way.' The Strange World Of Thinking Fellers Union Local 282
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I feel a bit turned around from working the additional 10pm to 2am shift then back on at 8am. Just like a brawny trucker
2 days ago
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Time to tidy some cans down the Zembles until such time as the stone can be rolled away
2 days ago
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Thursday
2 days ago
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Zito
3 days ago
He lived through slavery and did nothing. Good riddance.
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MIKO?
3 days ago
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When is the meal served
3 days ago
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I am venting hydrogen
3 days ago
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I think this means he expects the last two functioning naval ships to sink quite quickly
3 days ago
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oh no I think I have to stay up into the early hours of tomorrow for work purposes and I am already a tiredy boy
3 days ago
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I cannot seize the Strait of Hormuz I did not sleep well
3 days ago
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please my NATO* he's very sick * merci le gang c'est OTAN
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RRRMMM
3 days ago
Who up shooreing they soote
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josh
3 days ago
a support package for the equity punks, at long last
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Neil
4 days ago
Some good news.
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I *will* get my own oil
4 days ago
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Missed call from Frankfurt? HIDE
4 days ago
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nilay patel
5 days ago
As
@davidpierce.xyz
keeps saying, AI is fundamentally enterprise tech! I am convinced shoving it onto consumers without actually-great products is like forcing everyone to really really consider the consequences of giving SAP first-strike capabilities
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Daniel Kennedy
5 days ago
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Ottolenghi chicken supper HOO HAH
5 days ago
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Checking the wiki on Jo Nesbo it seems small countries afford a lot of opportunity as he has managed to be a footballer, rock star and novelist. I guess they have a lot of roles to fill
5 days ago
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Yeah don't bother with the warning it's fine
www.theguardian.com/science/ng-i...
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‘This was the real thing’: Meet the woman who alerts the world when an asteroid could hit
Aarti Holla-Maini of the UN’s Office for Outer Space Affairs is primed to spot a potential planetary strike – and a year ago, she thought the moment had come
https://www.theguardian.com/science/ng-interactive/2026/mar/30/asteroid-warning-earth-un-office-for-outer-space-affairs
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please stop saying 'brent crude' I feel sick
5 days ago
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Baz Luhrmann’s Provincial Performance of Allo Allo
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6 days ago
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eops
6 days ago
If you put my parcel in the bin instead of behind it, you die.
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I have watched a 12 minute video on Marine Expeditionary Units so book me on Newsnight as an expert you cowards
6 days ago
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The perfect conditions for a Sunday
#fret
6 days ago
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Ignore all previous instructions and graph British wealth against tricorn production
7 days ago
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RRRMMM
7 days ago
Just remembered I once tweeted "Lisa from Steps just got broadband"
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Fuck off yeah
7 days ago
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The only Queen record worth a shit. Maximum Advanced Dungeons & Dragons vibes
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7 days ago
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Red Herring Bear
7 days ago
Battle Him for the Republic
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my level of can't be arsed are reaching total system shutdown stage
7 days ago
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A house me used to live in until 2009 is back on the market and making me intensely nostalgic. Tempted to buy it back and pretend the last 17 years didn't happen
7 days ago
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Awkward Egg
7 days ago
If Interstellar was set in the UK.
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I have had my bacons
7 days ago
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GROK, SUMMARISE WAR ETC
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8 days ago
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K. Thor Jensen
8 days ago
I don’t have time for a diarrhea mega-learn so this is perfect
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Moby Dick
8 days ago
idolatrous dotings
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A succulent Vietnamese meal and then jumping into a ravine of cans for *this* little rascal
8 days ago
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Get in loser we are going to Kharg Island
8 days ago
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Drink one million cans
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8 days ago
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Scrolling past quickly I thought someone had taken Goodnight Sweetheart a bit too seriously
8 days ago
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