58 minutes from Colchester to Islington. A Christmas miracle

student (speaking to teacher who uses the socratic method): "Great question!"

It’s worth leaving the house occasionally purely to enjoy eating a slice of cheese straight from the fridge when you get in

*fixed stare* Good morning

Oh look chat, niacin just logged on

What’s your favourite breakfast cereal fortifier and why is it Riboflavin?

BOUNCE HOUSE BOUNCE HOUSE

Scientists Say Granta’s Best Young Novelists ‘May Be Conscious’

Why would you ask a former midfielder about anything? Someone who has spent their entire professional life being mildly confused

Urgh hate fans. Oh look someone else did something? Grow up

I gotta stop eating Tim Tams. I gotta stop doing a lot of things

@iammilliam.bsky.social you are looking very relaxed

Me as I push my enemy into a ravine

Weeping as I frantically scan Drive Your Plow Over the Bones of the Dead for em-dashes

attending to a whale

Who is this Pete La Guardia anyway?

No milk so I have put some lemon in my mf-ing tea

Instead of commenting on politics I will instead simply post pictures of Roland music production gear of the 80s and 90s. The MC-500 looked thrillingly like a till!

The back of Emmy Lou’s head

I am watching The Testament of Ann Lee aka 2 HORNY 4 MANCHESTER

Love Big Jeff so much I have purchased the cerulean blue vinyl like the middle aged tragedy I emphatically am

Putting orzo in my rice because I will never be tamed

ALLAN BRECK STEWART HAS A POSSE #parritch

Nice

Imagine using a toilet after Bond

I have decided to ignore politics from now on and regain personal calm by only watching a bearded man make drum loops with the Roland R-8 on YouTube

@biltawulf.com Fair warning

see your girlfriend’s on the Camino

Still sat thinking about Chernobyl, and the xenon poisoning. Pull up a chair, if you are a nerd 🧵

Amateur. I have been smuggled out AND back into the UK in the 80s when my family forgot my passport. It was significantly harder on the way back as the rear of the car was also extremely full of booze. www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

I dreamed Toto taught me a secret extra verse to Africa but I have already forgotten it. Damn life is fleeting

Decided to rewatch Chernobyl on a whim and had completely forgotten how much I totally HATE open reactor cores. Do better guys

MUMMY IT IS HAPPENING AGAIN

Toolmakerfieldson

My wife just surprised me with a mini Battenberg

Sorry nerds I got forklift certified instead

Was Streeting

Ten Year Starmer

Wes, you chump.

Is Wes bottling it?

Please throw the governance of the country into disarray I am bored

ANNOUNCE BIG ANGE

A corruscating performance by Mary Halvorson’s band at Cafe Oto in the company of avuncular poster @neilclasper.bsky.social

I am in Dalston and have already seen more people dressed like Italian racing drivers of the 1920s than you would credit

I have full confidence in my hardworking chum Iago