The Night Manager S2 really has run out of Le Carre

Life folded Death; Death trellised Life; the grim god wived with youthful Life, and begat him curly-headed glories.

Welcome to Q1, bitches

365 days to become the greatest harpsichord player to ever crawl out of the North Kent mudflats. I got this

I will NOT raise a cup of kindness, pal

BREAKING: AULD ACQUAINTANCE FORGOT

Before the networks go down I just want to tell you that I have always questioned your acumen

I should have gone with my heart and watched the second half of Crimson Tide on UKGamblingAds+1

I have only been able to unmute Hootenany for 3 seconds so far. I expect the US to raise tariffs again in the morning

Sorry modish moving picture ‘Sinners’ but if the weird zombies are playing ‘Wild Mountain Thyme’ I am going with the zombies

Before the networks go down I just want to tell you that I have always questioned your acumen

I have leased out an entirely new segment of the electromagnetic spectrum in order to receive all your well wishes later

The "Nar" in Narnia is short for "narcostate"

BREAKING: AULD ACQUAINTANCE FORGOT

I know one pork belly that will not be participating in the 2026 lawn bowling season

Maybe I shouldn’t have purchased this mid-sized cucumber. What was I thinking?

GASTARBEITER GROOVES

POV: u r Pontius Pilate

Has there been beef? Like in the olden times?

Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?

I was dragged from my dream cavern at oh-eight-hundred hours. Not happy

Gloria Hunniford nearly knocked me over in her Rolls Royce on Tottenham Court Road

The Amadeus series is extremely average but I am o ho for tricorns

NGL? NG HELL more like

Chicken thighs for chicken guys

Fair warning to any pickled shallots in CO3: your days are numbered

What has Kenny Steamer done now?

I'm so over 2026

*the refrain from Golden Brown drifts across the fens*

I have the strongest feeling that I am the world’s greatest harpsichord player

I want to be Salieri’s Salieri. Salieris all the way down

Eating dry roasted peanuts counts as partying

From the sublime to the ridiculous as we leave my mother's superheated residence (steady 30 degrees) and get home to a boiler in distress and the house at 11 degrees

The question on all our lips

Utter folly

I’m sorry Stevie Jobs I cannot close my Move Ring

Sir Mix-a-Lot, who cannot lie & Tiny Tim, who cannot die

Wake up mf, time to die

My daughters both independently got me the same rather obscure print

Colin!

MY XMAS DUXELLES HELL

KNOW ME BETTER MAN

Your boyfriend is playing Warhammer again

And so we beat on, bears against the current, borne ceaselessly back into the past

Rosie has delivered on the Christmas present goods once again

Possibly enjoyed a few too many sherberts last night

Just called a delivery driver ‘mate’

Gritty Jungle Book spin-off. Joaquin Phoenix in talks to star as Baloo