Merry Christmas slags

Merry Christmas slags

Can't design chairs without thinking deeply about ass

So this is how I find out Eames was hot

Me and my friends would’ve killed Tiny Tim with hammers I can tell you that much

Right-wingers: We never had autism when I was a kid! Dads:

Merry christmas my dad and I are seeing how many British duck species we can name

truly think only the people who learn to draw hentai catgirls deserve to look at them

The online Existential OCD support group I'm part of is now just screenshots of very ill people endlessly and compulsively discussing their intrusive thoughts with Chat GPT and believing it's helpful

My mum has started referring to neurotypicals as ‘the common clay of the new west’

The hell is a bun to you lot because to me it’s primarily this:

And a figurine of contemptible frog Mr Jackson!

BBC journalists keep on writing articles which play up reform's support from young voters with literally no statistical basis and that's good news for reform

Maimonides nuts

Not angels, but angles

Conversations like this are why I love history

I have a weird question for the #bird people on here. Do you think someone could tell that a book was pooped on specifically by a sparrowhawk (or perhaps hawks generally) just from the feces? I'm looking at a 16th c. case where witnesses claim books were pooped on specifically by sparrowhawks!

Hmm can't relate. I told @robpalk.bsky.social on our first date that coelacanths are my favourite prehistoric fish and he replied 'well that's just recency bias'

Today on Gone Medieval I have an episode about the Jewish community in Medieval Norwich. I went up last week to interview my mate Oren Margolis and I am really proud of this one. I just wish it wasn't so timely. It feels weird. Anyway, check it out. share.google/PkLRhPHXoise...

Hell World. Hell World. Hell World.

okay listen I wasn’t gonna rule out you having some insane beef lore

That beloved guy who just got murdered hated me btw

In tropical world in leeds they have these guys in the enclosure with the crocodile and I spent my whole visit looking for someone to tell that a bird had been bitten by the croc and was bleeding

"Charlemagne's Dream" is coming (just not quite yet). #medieval #carolingians #apocalypse

Ladybird Artists Advent Calendar, window 14 ‘Ponies in the Snow’ Artist: CF Tunnicliffe

Absent mindedly ate a whole punnet of grapes and now I need Gabriel Oak to come deflate me

Brian Eno urges support to get Together for Palestine song to Christmas No 1 Lullaby features Palestinian singer, lyrics written by Peter Gabriel and artists including Eno and Celeste

I remember when I was a teenager my dad said to me 'I could put a quiff on a turnip and you'd want to marry it' and, well, yes

Hadley Freeman was relieved to learn he hadn’t done anything really awful, like having ADHD.

Look I’m not saying Woody Allen is guilty (he is, he’s guilty) but if I was innocent (he’s not) I’d probably avoid doing a big ‘my pals are all nonces’ interview

When David Byrne said ‘touch monkeys’, I felt that

This evening's viewing (birthday choice of @florencehrscott.bsky.social )

Feet on the ground Head in the oven

It’s my birthday! I’m now older than Sylvia Plath ever was and my poems aren’t half as good

A rough time of year when our age gap is that little bit more socially acceptable

my post claiming it's treason to question my mental and physical health is generating a lot of questions about my mental and physical health, which is treason btw

Sometimes I think age gaps in relationships don’t matter and then I find out that my boyfriend had childhood mumps

just had one of those classic couples misunderstandings in which he was talking about Shakespeare's seven ages of man and I was talking about Isidore of Seville's six stages of human life

Oh piggy you offend us now I wish you were not here Your oinking it annoyeth me Your snout it comes too near

Also why do tech billionaires all look like that. Like their facial features were added later

I just... why is nobody talking about www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

If it’s that easy to get an ADHD diagnosis how come I, someone with ADHD, cannot get an ADHD diagnosis?

One of the little joys of social media are these Marshall McLuhan in "Annie Hall" moments.

He looks like he knows racial slurs for the Irish that have since been lost to history

For over a decade I've been reading the name of the eminent historian Frank Stenton and picturing Frank Spencer. Today I found out he did actually look a bit like that

The White House surrenders at 138 million views. Sabrina wins.

Been researching Helena, mother of Constantine all day and now Meta is serving me non-stop My Chemical Romance content

ahahahaha

'...to sing the praises of her mother's gumbo. His own family's christmas cooking is not mentioned' Weird, did he have a painful childhood for some reason? I wonder why his mum wasn't cooking for him at Christmas? If only a journalist could investigate

So this is how I find out I'm a simp