Well, he goes real slow with the hammer down He’s the country-fried president endorsed by a clown! Bolsonaro! Bolsonaro

I thought this was the prince of wales for a second I need to go to bed

You got me a bath bomb? Didn’t one of those kill Marat?

‘The internet was better when it was on a computer in a designated room and not in our pockets’, we all post, from our phones, that we purchased for significant money and use for hours every day

It’s a good day to delete your account on academia dot edu

Short form video is ideal for jokes but terrible for conveying nuanced information. If you learned something from tiktok there’s an equal or larger chance that it was misinformation. Bring back vine, basically.

It’s a good day to delete your account on academia dot edu

Pensions are once again in the news as ministers fly various kites about tax changes in the forthcoming budget with little apparent regard for the counterproductive ways in which people might react on.ft.com/3IlpMy0 Pension panic grips Generation X

We’re cooked

Wow we should base our entire economy on this technology

"But now we shall both surely drown", said Sultana. "lol" said Corbyn, "Imao".

The Macrons know Candace Owens isn't just a troll, she's embedded in European far-right influencer circles. Her husband is the pro-Russia Brexiteer George Farmer, who was briefly also CEO of Parler. Brigitte Macron is dropping her trousers for Europe, gambling they can damage that network. 3/

A moth just flew out of my bedsheets? Offensive and inaccurate metaphor

Child with a child pretending Weary of lies you are sending home So you sign all the papers in the family name You’re sad and you’re sorry, but you’re not ashamed

somehow the most normal news i’ve heard today

Ex-Try Guy Ned Fulmer trying to relaunch his career with a podcast about people who have hit rock bottom, and his first guest being his own ex wife who hit rock bottom because he was publicly exposed while cheating on her, is so boldly metatextual that I have to respect it

Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk

Worst thing I’ve seen on the internet since someone tweeted that Buffalo Soldier was about Elon Musk

i had the idea for this piece last tdov but it didn't quite come together until now 🥖🍷 quote by Julian K Jarboe

Slut summer is almost over, must prepare for brambly hedge autumn

Wow, the Guardian's just losing it: "Robert Redford was just outrageously handsome, incandescently handsome, he was handsomeness on legs. His photograph was in the dictionary next to 'handsome'." www.theguardian.com/film/filmblo...

There's an excellent show on BBC 4 about race and TV (featuring Stewart Hall) share.google/6L2jSy6GLHXI...

AI still can’t draw hands but somehow knows that Charlie Kirk’s facial features should be larger than they were

Very excited that @florencehrscott.bsky.social is about to introduce me to their favourite classic of world cinema

Watching Friends and endeared to see Chandler reading a book about trout

Sorry, why is the ITV morning bulletin leading with Charlie Kirk's Widow giving a call to arms?

Coming next spring ... yalebooks.yale.edu/book/9780300...

caloo callay my bulbs have been dispatched

This is absolutely amazing. Carthy is 84 and this is his first solo album in over 20 years.

Current events really overshadowing the news that Martin Carthy was nominated for the mercury prize

No, this thread is not condoning his murder. It’s about British politics. Can the concerned centrists have a day off

Wait he WASNT a statesman? I'm like 80% offline this week so haven't been able to look up who the fuck this guy was, I just assumed he was part of the US government going by the responses He was just some guy?!

Really fucking resent being called upon to humanise someone thoroughly rotten by people who dehumanise the most blameless and vulnerable people on the planet daily

in the alt-47 universe, kamala harris is eulogizing Stephen Christopher Yaxley-Lennon aka tommy robinson

This is nuts. He’s not a statesman. They don’t make a statement every time a civilian is murdered in a foreign country. They’re commenting because he was an ultra right wing bigot and they’re scrambling to look like they condone that

Did he forget about 9/11

Shit like this is EXACTLY why myself and so many others were sounding the alarm when Will Smith slapped Chris Rock at the Oscars.

This old racist chestnut. I haven't heard the "they're eating all the swans" line for years. What the ever loving hell is BBC doing amplifying a clip of this from one of their local call in shows.

A whale of good news! 🐳 Today I signed a contract with the @uniwalespress.bsky.social to write the book "Introduction to the Medieval Whale"! I am very grateful for the opportunity. Excited to dive into the depths of medieval whale history. Join the voyage! 🖼️Bodleian Library MS. Ashmole 1511, f. 86v

controversial and unseasonal opinion but double narcissi shit all over other daffodils

Smart and sensible progressive governance is saying that fash who repeat that "all Muslims are rapist pedophiles" have legitimate concerns whilst excusing your own mates palling around with convicted pedophiles.

Me: What’s your favourite grain? Charley: hmm… mouse brain? Me: no, GRAIN Charley: oh wheat or barley Me: hang on let’s go back to what you just said

Currently reading. Less titillating than the title suggests

Going to cash in on this. Cute baby pictures on Only Prams or something.

the only surprising thing about this headline is that it was written by a saxophonist who died in 1955

Oh that? That's the gay alarm, only goes off if you're gay. Congrats btw

damn just found my wife's four secret phones that are all dedicated to cheating on me

Charley misheard me and thinks there's an emergency salmon at 3pm

I’d love him the same if he wasn’t this cute but it’s a nice bonus

Woman in pret holding up a line of people trying to figure out how to open the fridge that had no door and was already open. A man came over and reached through the glass she had imagined. There but for the grace of god go I