Aston Martin Lagonda (1982)

A Twitch streamer mistakenly spent 42 minutes reacting to a Nintendo Direct presentation from June 2023 this morning. paletteswap.site/dif...

It is very funny to think this and then make the guy who lied about all of it your leader but it’s also exactly what America would do so congratulations we do have a special relationship

Okay here it is! So there’s a key in a ‘break glass’ type box up to the right, out of toddler reach lol, and I assume it probably sounds an alarm or something, but yeah. Very cool

No but I genuinely had to hold it together lol

“If you died nothing in my life would change” remains one of the coldest bars ever posted

POLICE: So... you admit you drove your car through the playground and hit those toddlers? MARK MCAFEE: No Officer, I BLAZED A TRAIL through the playground, and OPTIMIZED MY TRANSIT ROUTE by INNOVATING NEW DRIVING METHODOLOGY. Did LEWIS AND CLARK obsess about how many three year olds they hit?"

nintendo has rereleased your childhood dog on the eshop with festive holiday and/or corporate IP based skins that you can unlock via a lootcrate system. he doesn’t smell the same.

nintendo is remastering the feeling you had moving with your body before everything started to hurt

nintendo announced they are remaking the last christmas you had before the divorce

Disbar them.

Some tarantulas keep frogs as 'pets'. The frogs eat ants & other small bugs that might attack the eggs or young spiderlings of the tarantula & the tarantula provides shelter in their burrows. What's more: the tarantula will attack predators that might threaten the frog. (📷: Emanuele Biggi)

I don't think Hegseth knows which side was invading the beaches at Normandy

Again: They've had decades, unlimited funds and access to all the power in the world and this is genuinely all they've got They don't have a definition of sex, they can't tell you how it would work, they don't care who they'll hurt, they don't know ANYTHING

In 2009 I bought a ludicrous old vampire cape from a charity shop in Bath. Then I went to the supermarket. But my new cape manifested... at the Waitrose checkout... through its own magical powers... Giles from Buffy. RIP, what a magical hero.

If you're a woman with a deeper voice or a man with a higher voice get ready to be banned from the toilet!

So having had all of this time for everyone to rip the piss out of how unworkable this guidance is, the best they can come up with is "Service providers shouldn't demand to see your groin, but errr also transphobes get to yell at the service provider on the basis of their own brain-rotted vibes"

Can't even run a 22-month stalking campaign any more, because of Woke.

Loser keeps on losing I think one good thing which we can take from all of this is that it turns out that despite the christofascist nutters on America's far right working ever so hard on Project 2025, it turns out that they still didn't do a very good job & it's all falling apart

Absolutely disagree with Sunder here. Canada or Mexico shouldn't be a fig leaf for FIFA's cowardice or America's racist border controls.

Oh my god yesssssss It would be funny as hell if that stupid arena never even gets used because the fuckwit administration built it without Congressional approval And it all hinges upon whether or not the D-list lawyers still working for them can assemble a great argument at very short notice 😂

Kemi Badenoch:

There will be an army of vloggers catching trains and planes to get to Belfast to try and help stir shit up, reminder that if a man with a GoPro starts filming you, you can always ask "aren't you that paedo guy?" to ensure the clip doesn't end up online.

I swear there was something we used to do with far-right agitators who supported enemy nations. Old British tradition.

I never tell anyone I’m bisexual, but there are signs

All referees should refuse to officiate at the World Cup until he's reinstated.

Call me an idealist, but I think that a prerequisite for hosting an international sport event should be that you're willing to host an international sport event.

Joe Mulhall is director of research for Hope Not Hate. Obviously this is unconfirmed as yet. But feels significant if it is. Robinson is long overdue a probe into potential foreign interference.

It is wild to think that it's now a decade since we discovered that social media, particularly facebook, was being used on an industrial scale by bad actors, including Russia, to influence elections & spread mis/disinformation & generally polarise & divide society. And we've done nothing about it.

For years now, public discourse regarding online radicalisation and hate has focused on Twitter, anonymous accounts and young people. Meanwhile, your uncle is out there sharing memes about great replacement theory on Facebook using his legal name.

I do love that because the space business is very clearly not actually worth anywhere near as much as Elon wants for it, he has instead mostly based the estimated earnings of his space rocket company upon fantastical guesses for how much xAI might one day earn from its user base of perverts & nazis

you can also hear people yelling "get him out of here" before the boos take over

Can't believe you can just plant something and then butterflies show up??! For free????

nearly bedtime for me, but allow me to leave you with a philosophical question which i've been ruminating upon for some days: is peas beans?

Henry Ford was an antisemitic shithead, but he did understand that if he treated workers nice then all the most skilled people would want to work for him & not his competition So the Dodge brothers became major shareholders, then sued, creating the legal precedent of fiduciary duty And thus:

A real page on the White House website

The mental toll of forcing podcasters to attempt to hold real jobs continues apace

RFK Jr finding his mad ideas don't actually work in practice But nooooo RFK Jr, come back! America needs you to declare screwworm beef is delicious and probably stops hereditary hair loss or something!

AMERICAN CONSERVATIVE: “.. Wars often go wrong in unexpected ways. .. But the disaster that followed President Donald Trump’s decision to attack Iran on February 28 was not a surprise.” www.theamericanconservative.com/the-iran-war...

Looking forward to the live action Thundercats reboot featuring actual cats and possibly rain clouds

I think about this Tweet a lot.

huh, i wonder if there's a link

Mum, dad, his parents, my elder brother and sister have all worked in bingo directly or indirectly at some point. If not for Mecca bingo in Hulme, my siblings and I wouldn't exist. Odd family trade but we're a family of oddballs.

People who consistently don't park at least mostly parallel to the lines in parking bays are either unfit to be in control of a car, or just shitty people

An unwanted or unasked-for prayer is a curse and should be treated appropriately.

Good morning from the cat's-meat man.

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