I just posted Episode 3 of Place Names, the World's First Nanopodcast!!!!

More like X the nothing app

People: Do something! Politicians: (do nothing) People: (do something) Politicians: Do nothing!

Elon has been "helping" again is it?

President Trump will issue a plan next week for letting Americans sell out their own futures just to try to meet their basic needs right now, and in doing so only make housing more unaffordable while also locking in two or three generations of economic hardship & underperformance for the nation

pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things

None of this was a mystery about Machado. She was not an unknown quantity. She has been playing this same tune on the same horn for two decades now. Everybody involved knew exactly who they were dealing with, what they were rewarding, at what particular time. Pathetic, embarrassing behaviour.

If someone is willing to toss away her Nobel Peace Prize to get closer to her real goal of doing a mafia bust-out against her own country on behalf of international finance capital, I think that's revealing of how much they actually value 'peace' and the values these prizes actually exist to reward.

"And we now have María on the line who would like to swap a Nobel Peace Prize for the presidency of Venezuela..."

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The ground zero guy for hecking doggo social media gaming is talking like this now

Naaaaaaailed it

Trump: I got this one for my mental test Reporter: *nods* Trump: which I aced. Reporter: *nods* Trump: They asked me ABC and I said ABC all by myself Reporter: *nods* Trump: I only missed 2 Reporter: *nods* Trump: they said no president has ever done that before Headline: Trump Touts Mental Fitness

Trump: this is my MVP; it's a finals MVP hockey Reporter: *nods* Trump: I asked basketball, but they made me MVP hockey, that means Canada is America now Reporter: *nods* Trump: "Wayne Gretzky" is my nickname Reporter: *nods* Trump: I once fondled my daughter Headline: Trump Covets NBA Honor Next

Trump: here's my nobel Reporter: *nods* Trump: had to sand the name off Reporter: *nods* Trump: big prize, the nobel, maybe the biggest Reporter: *nods* Trump: it's isn't "noble" a lot of people don't know that Reporter: *nods* Trump: and it won't fit up your ass HEADLINE: Trump Shows Off New Prize

Also, everyone KNEW SCOTUS had become cheerleaders for Trump who were in place to wave through his policies, & it was a very obviously corrupted institution whose norms were discarded Biden didn't have the power to introduce term limits, but he DID have the power to expand the court, & chose not to

Trump's trade policies secure yet another massive win For China

NEW: Minneapolis Police transcripts destroy claim ICE agent who killed Renee Good was injured: "Jonathan Ross was still on the scene according to a report from Minneapolis Police Department. About 15 minutes later, he was taken to a federal building." NOT to hospital www.nytimes.com/2026/01/16/u...

Story is written by an American, illustrated with a pic of Americans in America & only uses American examples, but please tell me more about how this is a Britain problem Before anyone says "The Telegraph is a UK paper" its sales collapsed. We don't buy it Fox News is America's #1 news channel

Rishan from my now cancelled Journeys project. She escaped religious persecution in Eritrea and travelled across the Sahara and through Libya aged only 15, eventually making it to Kent. She has now qualified as an NHS nurse to give something back to the country which gave her sanctuary.

The Brightest of the Dimmest.

wait, wait; misheard phrases aside for a moment, i have been building websites for 30 years i have clearly been HEAVILY underexploiting this skillset lol

Heard a lad earlier talking about ‘Belgian whistles’ “A basic website costs 10k or 25k upwards if you want all the Belgian whistles” BELGIAN WHISTLES

Holy shit, that’s just actual theft.

Somehow more embarrassing for Reform than for the Tories

FRANCIS BEEFSNIFFER: Do your parents have any hamburger patties in the fridge? ME: Um… FRANCIS BEEFSNIFFER: Or even just 1lb of ground chuck. ME: Not much to you, is there? Of course, later, I grew to know Francis very well. I was the first friend he felt safe enough around to come out as bisexual.

MAGA conservatives are just so incredibly fucking weird. The Dem strategist that derailed that message should not be forgiven.

#BREAKING Jared Fogle has presented Donald Trump with his 2011 Pedophile of the Year award

An exquisite detail from my @theguardian.com news colleagues on why Robert Jenrick was late to meet Nigel Farage onstage today.

what a legend lmao

Just run a diesel heater in your house, it's fine, and actually makes you more attractive too. Remember to keep all your windows shut so no heat leaks out, and keep it running all night while you sleep

I might still have this somewhere Bought it but my pc at the time wasn't good enough to run it

I think we can call that a wrap on Giving A Shit About The Nobel Prize

breathtakingly embarrassing for absolutely everyone involved lol

They saw this tactic work for Mamdani, without any real understanding of *why* it worked for him, & thought to themselves "What if we just copied his homework?" only with more Hello Fellow Kids, while ignoring the strategy Trump is gift-wrapping for them because it would mean changing the status quo

Any time I walk into someone's apartment or house for the first time, I freeze right after entering, get very serious, and finally say in a hushed voice "Something unspeakable happened here."

Reflecting on the complete shift across my academic career from early days telling students we like ethos of Wikipedia but you can't use it as an academic source because it isn't verified to, Wikipedia is the only place still trying for accurate knowledge while academia is drowning in AI unreality

I just heard that, apparently, the USA has banned 3 of the Scotland’s opponents in the World Cup. So, are you trying to tell me that we might have a chance to get out of the group stage?

What none of you seem to comprehend is that while you’re all arguing about stupid shit online, I am running THOUSANDS of complex calculations in my head, and ALL of them are wrong as hell.

Cool cool cool, good to see these fucking dunces using a datacentre to recreate the functionality of typing ctrl-f

It’s pretty wild how terrible they are at understanding their own religion - even I got the “it’s harder for a rich man to enter heaven than for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle” and I write dragonfucking erotica