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"We're going to use the extra money from the extra taxes we're charging & use it to prop up the businesses who are struggling due to the extra taxes we're charging. So we're not getting anything we didn't already have before the taxes, but everyone's paying more taxes now" He's a genius economist

I finally cleaned up my messy cablework

A lot of people sent this to me saying “Lt Shaxs would love this car because he could eject the warp core” and they were correct.

"Urgent" "What's the deal with airplane food?" "For sale: baby shoes, never worn" "My name is Elon Musk" "Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet" "I did it all for the nookie" "Can I get a Big Mac Meal with extra fries?" "Like and subscribe" "Hey man, wanna buy some used panties?" "Jesus licks tits"

PEW!

"Gentlemen, I've called this meeting to address a deeply troubling issue; everyone's writing slogans on their ammo now, & yet we aren't! I want you all to start work on this immediately!" "But Mr Secretary..." "THAT'S AN ORDER! UNIQUE BADASS MESSAGES ON EVERY SINGLE PIECE OF AMMO WE OWN! BY MONDAY!"

they're gonna have to mothball that plant cos there's no one to finish setting it up or to train americans how to run it, aren't they?

“Trump. 2.0 is like Trump 1.0 in the sense that they do things, and then the reaction from the rest of the world is to do the opposite.” Story: www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

1. They have armed security checkpoints to get into the UN cos of course they do, how is he vulnerable there? 2. "President intellectually defeated by escalator" seems like a less good story than they think 3. He stood in one place for his entire speech too. Everyone would've loved him to move on

The story here is that some employers have not been abiding by the legal requirement to verify their employees have the right to work here This is generally being used to exploit people, avoid taxes, & prop-up human trafficking, & yes, we should try to stop that...

The Trump regime is so intent on linking individual murderers to entire segments of the political spectrum that they’re in danger of screwing up the case against the actual murderer here.

Shout-out to hoary marmots, aka whistle pigs, for living your best alpine life

Poor old Pavlov. Eventually every time he heard a bell ring he wanted to feed a dog.

Shaun's done an excellent video essay on this, but I just want to point out in particular that Dawkins is a whiny weaselly-worded crybaby seemingly any time anyone who actually understands a scientific topic corrects him, because he evidently gives no shits about scientific truth if it hurts his ego

good cop: just tell us what you know and we can help through this bad cop: tell us or we'll make it hurt cop who once did a marathon: I once did a marathon

who are they gonna fire? elon already gave half the federal workers the sack, who's even left? also, if dems cave on this (& i suspect they will) then they're just approving trump's actions www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...

Something positive for a change www.worldofmoose.com/products/civ...

Ditched the notion of drawing the actual Katmai park bears as their photos always look the same as previous years and that’s no fun so I’m just drawing my own fat bears. #art #FatBearWeek

Me: Which is why I did a Chotiner interview meme post Chotiner: but you did want engagement Me: Oh, of course! But it wasn’t just that. C: You felt you could add to the conversation Me: My own perspective. C: By posting the same joke as everyone else Me: it’s a funny variation

No mention of Nigel and no picture of the nephew so women can be on their guard if they see him. So weird. Imagine if it was a relative of Starmer's or an asylum seeker.

lol

"Lads, lads, I got my cock out, but people still thought war crimes are bad" "Cock AND balls?" "Cock AND balls, yeah"

🤔.

These very true words from Steve Hely have given me tremendous comfort over the years.

jeeeeeeeeesus i'm sure there is a way to use machine learning techniques to analyse markets & help you decide how to invest but asking the word-guessing machine, which is quite categorically not analysing markets in any way even a little bit, REALLY ain't it might as well use a bingo ball tumbler

Look what we have here then.

Last week, a woman sidled up to Dad (a white American) at the bus stop after seeing some black men and said "soon this whole town will be immigrants". She was taken aback when he firmly pointed out they were more British than he was, and asked what made her assume he was okay, but they weren't.

A goosestep too far

Blair's institute surveyed 2000 people to see if they wanted a "super ID card" to report potholes & missed bin collections, found 62% support Bullshit. They found 62% of folk think their local council is shit & hard to reach, & they worded the question fuckily www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...

Engraving two bullets with "this bullet only lies" and "this bullet only tells the truth" to really stump the FBI

"edgelord" is such a great coinage, because it sounds as if it's about to describe something really stupid and then it does

A view of Semerwater from Sunday morning with the water right up the side of the lane, completely covering the foreshore! Semerwater is one of 3 natural lakes in the National Park, the other's being Malham Tarn and Sunbiggin Tarn. #YorkshireDales #ThursdayThoughts

chotiner: u always order "...and fries for the table" me: sometimes people's meals do not come with fries chotiner: does your meal always come with fries me: ...yes chotiner: is there anyone else at the table me: chotiner: we can revisit this later

Hello~☺️

just found a bullet casing with the entire bee movie script on it

im the leprechaun

once a day be able to delete some one else's post

No words. I believed in Ryan. We moved to Oklahoma because he promised that my awful sons Enigmus Rex and Pance would be given handguns in kindergarten and then not be given any instruction on how to use them safely. I bought a shitty gray house in Tulsa because he promised they wouldn't be woke.

Reminder: THE INTERNET IS A PALANTIR. DO NOT BE DENETHOR.

They're trying to paint a 4chan edgelord who loved offensive online humor and shot a bunch of detainees being held by ICE as a leftist

they're saying it's the biggest unforced error in history

Arriving at your party wearing a jumpsuit with a retractable seatbelt mounted like an epaulet on one shoulder, & whenever I sit down, pulling it across my body to fasten it to the buckle mounted on my hip.

CHOTINER: You can't afford a $1000 guitar. So you buy one that doesn't play well or sound very good but isn't expensive ME: right CHOTINER: at $100 it's well within your budget ME: yeah CHOTINER: and how many $100 guitars do you own ME: ... CHOTINER: would you say it's fewer than ten ME: no

Gen Z are consuming their media on their phones, on the bus or train or sat in Nandos, often even without headphones and just blasting it through the speaker I am convinced that that is the only reason why they don't like sex scenes

everybody please watch Honey Don't!, a movie where Margaret Qualley makes Aubrey Plaza fingerbang her at a crowded bar

i think we forget sometimes that the gothic genre is more than just girl vs creepy house. sometimes it can also be twink vs creepy house.

30 years on and I've only just noticed it's "wizz" not "whizz"