Because this makes sense, it will probably never happen, but just once, if they lifted the cap, it would make the system work as it was designed. Can you imagine how much life could change for people who rely solely on Social Security to get by?

WHITE HOUSE: You don't have the cards WHITE HOUSE HAND:

So if Trump says the Iran War is over 12 different times does that count as Trump ending 12 wars?

🌭 or 🌮

A lot of Gargamels.

There is no doubt Trump is a Russian asset

No matter what you’re doing. You’re practicing. Always.

Little known fact: Raccoon penises have a series of small, barely visible barbs that, if swallowed, can become lodged and lead to permanent vocal cord damage.

Jam’s not my jam. I don’t buy jam.. I buy honey, and kiss it on the lipsssss.

fish and butter sausage is the same because they float around in your stomach, bask off each other, having fun and play attack

Hmmmm.. I wonder what Mitt Romney thinks?

Grape Nuts (holding me back): Whoa whoa whoa, hey man, just let it go! This asshole isn't worth it!

Cat gets his groove on....😂😂😂

There is no McTry.

Trump is sooo Manchurian

How long til Trump bombs Iran?

You just knew it was going to be two weeks.

I hadn't seen this before. This is pretty remarkable. Earth and Moon in one NASA photo. ht @astrokatie.com

Happy Easter, militarily.

Golden retriever runs 15 feet after owner mimes throwing tennis ball

Getting ready to to join the majority

Trump, or whoever posted that shit is completely insane and needs a straight jacket. It’s the craziest thing ever said by a president in history. He’s dying and taking us all with him!

When your feelings are hurt that means the website is bad

This Browns April Fools joke gave me a chuckle.

Red Lobster: Fuck It, We Ball

Look, it's simple. We just want the worst person in the world to die

Ok step one is to make them look less delicious

My favorite thing about JD Vance is that nobody likes him

Everyone is just waiting for trump to die

Not mine- but love it so much!

excursion-time president doesn’t really ring like war-time president

No Kings. Find your event for this Saturday, March 28th. www.nokings.org #NoKings

Me either

You forgot this other thing [hands Gary a bag of dicks]

Going outside but shaking my head the whole time so people know I don’t agree with what’s going on

There's no easy way to say this: isthmus

Kid Rock makes music for people who shoot at hurricanes

Just sayin..

I only have a step ladder. I never knew my real ladder.

I want a reporter to ask Trump: do you think you’re the smartest person on earth? If not, who is..?

brian was starting to think that maybe his mom wasn’t coming back

We will never see the Epstein files until Trump dies, so.. any day now.

Tom Homan will fuck up a bathroom

Just watched a guy showing me how to stick a kubaton into someone’s shoulderplexis. Wtf

If you want to tell people the truth.. make them laugh..otherwise they’ll kill you

"If we can just get back to where things were the day before the war started then it will have been a success."