The Punisher and Microchip's relationship is funny cuz Castle is such a 45 year old, he keeps thinking Lieberman is like "hacking the mainframe" when actually Micro is straight up just searching public records half the time.

Have you ever met Charles? The dude talks to flowers

it is very funny rewatching battlestar how despite making the space battles very exciting, you can see rdm's star trek roots creeping back when they cut back to adama, thigh, dualla and gaeta pretending to fall down because of impact

Seeing an adaptation of Tom Kings work

thrill of being able to jump on someone with a slightly worse relationship to online than yourself……”well at least i feel ashamed of myself”

The whole world will be your enemy, prince with a thousand enemies. And when they catch you, they will smash you with a hammer. But first they must catch you.

its very funny that in bsg adama tells roslin to fuck off because i am gonna do it i am gonna die covered in honour fighting the cylons like i was meant to and then he sees a young couple being cute and he, old romantic he is, just goes nvmnd maybe...maybe that cute teacher was right

Bruce Wayne is protestant daredevil

Earnest post: Drivers in Britain are absolutely psychotic and entitled, but the legitimacy issue not helped by the fact councils v. Often ask third parties to handle the entire process so people are speaking to a 19 yo on minimum wage who is trying to cover up for incredibly disorganised leadership

Me: they are bringing in Russel Howard and jack Whitehall to snl UK next My wife: ugh Me: I know what will they even do a sketch about? David Cameron? Nick clegg? Ed miliband...oh wait that one kinda works

Me with my closest anonymous peer reviews. They are all our of frame, laughing too

It's deriding me

Charlie Brown canonically had hoes (h/t to @danlehner.bsky.social )

When I was a child, whenever my grandpa (Nicaraguan living in brazil) would be asked where he's from and he'd always say where do you think I am from and always reply that's right wherever the other person guessed. I didn't rly get why he did that but it's basically because you just get asked A LOT

Me: Can you settle a question? Are you in fact dressed as Eleanor of Aquitaine? Child, dressed as Eleanor of Aquitaine: yes Me: Any particular reason? Child's dad: We're going on holiday tomorrow and we've run out of normal clothes scenes

(stepping out of time machine) DAVID CAMERON DONT CALL THAT REFERENDUM NOOOOOO

Once my coworker (who has blue hair) told a guy they didn't have rooms available in the hotel and he went into a 5 minute rant about her thinking she's better than him. She's like 19 lmao

WAR DON'T SEX CRIMES HIDE CRIMES

Kinda depressing that gb news is doing this and not hm idk the bbc

Morgan mcsweeney screaming this at me as I steal his phone and walk away

Being labour brained is a life long condition that you dont overcome. many such cases!

William Butler Yeats gazing in the direction of Bethlehem:

Sorry to whoever this is but this wig/outfit/casting is sooooo bad like who is that. Because it’s Not Rhaegar Targaryen I can tell you that

I think Labour always ends up resorting to this line because deep down what it's saying is "both of them hurt the Labour party" without realising that most people 1-dont care if that's the case 2-think it's whole point

wife is going away for 3 days so we decided we would predict every new trend for the next year. Food: Guava syrup over cheesecake Ya Book: Magical Byzantium/ Beekeper Romance Tik Tok Trend: that bit in jesus christ superstar where he says MY TEMPLE SHOULD BE A HOUSE OF PRAYERRRR

Biden won because he said there are “at least three” genders. Harris lost because she didn’t up the ante to four

"saints who are sick of the baby jesus" is one of my favourite sub-genres in art, the absolute star of which is St Christopher, who is being bullied by the Christ-Child at all times (the story is he is trying to cross a river and the holy infant gets heavier and heavier) king of beefing with a baby

I hope in Wonder Man season 2 they have a scene where they say its a crossover with the avengers movie but actually it's just Simon stuck in traffic on the way to his audition

Recent converts to Catholicism be like:

In Space, No-One Can Steer Your Cream

Finding a not that reads there are 10 Cylon models, then ordering the immediate arrest and spacing of the remaining 20 Soft Left Labourites.

If someone in the Labour party was in a battlestar galactica laura roslin scenario they'd immediately be like turn back to caprica and make sure my factional enemies are actually gone

movies thanos does half baked eco-fascism, already a bad idea, because The Mouse was too afraid of his true motivation: doing geniocide to impress Death; a goth woman he wants to fuck

why does this look like the trailer for man of steel or something this a series about how being a bigot is bad and going to magic school with ur chums eating choccy frogs

"the good news is that we have found a relatively cheap and easy way to prevent the cast from going through puberty. the bad news is that not everybody in this room is going to like it".

Has anyone in that set met a child before

hate to defend morgan mcsweeney but i think it would be weird to be like hmm sweaty please super investigate my robbed phone i acctually work for THE prime minister

motorbike mugger thumbing through Morgan McSweeney's phone and throwing it away in disgust seeing it full of Whatsapps from senior Labour figures

Every Ed miliband profile has him telling a story about his parents that is just like me for real for real!!!

kitten I'll be honest I'm not sure Daddy has it in him for another ten years of Harry Potter discourse

Clear to me: Mandelson did 9/11

this applies, i think, as an argument to say you are re-reading the books that you already own or that you still like the characters and franchise. it doesnt apply when you are actively economically supporting the author

The fluid definition of "libs," "the left," or whatever on Bsky is social poison because it simultaneously puts everyone at risk of excommunication and lets nobody be accountable for their claims about this or that group. "Liberals" can mean anyone from Paul von Hindenburg to Bernie Sanders here.

you see dubious political chicanery, I see admirable proof that the Met doesn't discriminate when it comes to its abject failure to investigate phone theft, even if the phone in question was being used to run the government

That's a great question! Let's unpack 🎁 some reasons you keep losing. ❌Your PM is a 𝗱𝘂𝗺𝗯 𝗯𝗶𝘁𝗰𝗵. And he's not only a 𝗱𝘂𝗺𝗯 𝗯𝗶𝘁𝗰𝗵—he's a 𝘄𝗵𝗶𝗻𝘆 𝗯𝗮𝗯𝘆

Every so often a labour party person asks the computer why they keep losing and the computer prints out the answer "your pm is a dumb bitch". That paper then gets neatly put away

Markets Surge After Trump Claims He Had Sex With An Angel https://theonion.com/markets-surge-after-trump-claims-he-had-sex-with-an-angel/

Genuinely strange to be posting stuff about how bullying people online is good if you are over the age of 30. Do you not have a bad back to focus on? I am asking because I do

Darth Vader is in that film for 15 minutes. Meanwhile Peter Cushing delivers by far the best performance in the film as a theatrically menacing middle manager fuelled mostly by spite towards the rebels standing in the way of meeting his quarterly KPIs