It's so crazy how handsome he is lmao

I call this "could've, should've, would've"

Obvs I am not a creative but tbh jk Rowling wizards used to shit on the floor era posting was literally so elite....if she had stuck to just doing cringe posting about her ocs she wouldn't have gone mad online I rly believe this and that's what I'd do too

Farages main skill is knowing what's the evilest thing he can get away with before he goes fully unacceptable, but the more popular he gets the harder the balance is to strike. Wholly beatable if you have a skilled opponent. Well alas

The thing about aoc that other politicians that try to be aoc don't get is that she doesn't try to OWN everyone at all times. She's not afraid to make a cogent intelectual argument.

This reminds me when I was a kid my mother used perestroika as an euphemism for genitals the way you'd use like wee-wee and such. Anyway I was extremely surprised to find out the actual context

the Palestine Action ban really was a classic Starmer govt move: a hysterical overreaction that won them zero plaudits from the right, cost them badly to the left, and which got shot down in the end anyway.

a child accidentally revealing a plot point of asoiaf lore has caused such wisespread chaos after so long without any lore and plot. everyone is running around like WHAT IS ROBERT STRONG IS DUNK?! etc now

Literally making your country poorer for narrow sectoral benefit

That's because proscription isn't a this group is very bad button. Loads of groups are very bad and not proscribed

The proscription of Palestine Action was unlawful, but we also shouldn't forget that the manner in which the proscription was enforced was blisteringly stupid. Continuing to arrest grandmothers for holding signs was a massive waste of police resources and did nothing to deal with the supposed threat

I love these.....George's little cheeky face.....when you get mad at a procrastinator this is who you getting mad with

Also Labour didn't have a debate on trans rights! It awkwardly answered one way until it felt the politics had shifted, then it started awkwardly answering the other way. They never worked out what it wanted to do. Now Streeting's off doing his own thing whilst Philipson hides behind the sofa

Remember in ASOIAF where melisandre is like I ask God to show me azhor ahai reborn and he shows me only Snow. Yeah girl why do you think that is. Come on

not to be all abolish homework™️ but the belief that children are people, not the property of their parents and should be treated with dignity and respect should be a core political principle for anyone who views themselves as progressive

The UK doesn’t “offer” asylum. It warehouses and abuses people in a dysfunctional asylum system for years and tries to throw them all out.

Free money to bet on labour rn

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Is time for labour to embrace the nepo baby hilary Benn? Pros none cons also none

OK tbf to mcsweeney if that was the list I'd choose mandelson as well

They are now calling it the Mandelson Surge. bsky.app/profile/youg...

They are calling it the Mandelson Bounce.

Social media bans for over 16 million in wealth owners

Exhibit 12,239 for this theory that the stochastic radicalisation engines we've built have this revolutionary feature that they give the same exact brainworms to the genius billionaire as they do to the drunk uncle at the pub bsky.app/profile/news...

Rhaegar is in the files imo

I need to be in this website less because I had a dream that this was Angela rayner and Ed miliband

They’re releasing the Nick Clegg Carly Rae Jepsen video.

Dolorous Ed miliband

The Labour Party (derogatory)

Starmer becoming basically corbyn by refusing to go even though every other leader says he would be very funny if unfortunately didn't affect me

Yes. People love to paint Corbyn and Starmer as opposites but there are throughlines over their tenures atop the Labour Party: corrosive, faux macho bullying, horrible appointments made for loyalty rather than competence, a sneering indifference to racism & gaslighting of its victims

The way Chris pincher has been basically been erased from boris downfall is really instructive in Westminster culture and how these people get away with it

I see we're back to "Johnson resigned because of a party" and not because he employed a known sex pest, lied about what he knew, and more than half his cabinet resigned as a result.

sources close to Keir Starmer tell me that Keir Starmer is ‘moisturised’, ‘in his lane’ and ‘thriving’

The labour party will literally vote for me before they vote for shabana mahmood

i feel like a way George R R Martin could wrap up ASOIAF is by having it turn out that all their castles have lead piping. Tyrion discovers lead is bad and gets them swapped out and they stop fighting

Wow that's so labour party....an argument where everyone is incorrect

I work at a hotel and if I did like 1/10 of he did I'd be fired lol

This is probably rly ignorant to ask but why can't Angela rayner just pay her tax bill when she already said she fucked up

the mummers farmer is almost done!!!!

British politics has lost a giant, a visionary. Who else could have conceived a strategy of "Labour's route to power goes through middle England marginals and involves appearing economically credible"? Who even believed it possible for a govt to alienate two thirds of its voters within 18 months?

I am hearing that on his resignation Morgan McSweeney received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!

PUT THE PICTURES OF HIM TEARFULLY CARRYING HIS THINGS OUT IN A BOX STAT

I hated Morgan mcsweeney I think he is bad person advising a fucking gormless loser and I am very glad to see things go badly for him I will not be graceful about this

I mean if Get Out is to be believed Starmer will be gone by this evening as he's locked himself in the bathroom and forgot how to wipe his own arse

The royal "he"

Someone just ran into the pub I was in and shouted "The war on the Soft Left is over!" and everyone started cheering and crying and making toasts to Ed Miliband and a state driven green energy transition. Never seen anything quite like it

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA