Jay Zedbee
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The posts dont go up when they are ready. They go up because I am having a mental breakdown
Guys i just dont think davie resigned because of trump lmao i think he resigned because he basically was pleasing nobody anymore. I dont think his house got droned or something
about 10 hours ago
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There are essentially 2 kinds of people who like the bbc, people who want painting of horses type stuff and dumb left liberals like me. What the bbc does is chase a guy who basically hates both of these type of people and completely undermines the case for itself
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Tbh i just think that anakin never really asks for help. I get the jedi can sense when someone is troubled but also what, are they supposed to go "are you having murderous anxiety???"
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about 10 hours ago
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My name is lisa nandy And I'm coming out to play Looking for someone to have fun with while tim davie walks I'm almost nearly forty And just shy of five-foot-two I'm a mum from wigan Does that sound like fun to you?
about 12 hours ago
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Kate Garraway Enjoyer
about 12 hours ago
My Campbell for DG campaign starts here a) Funny b) he's a good Labour Partisan
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Will Jennings📉🗳️
about 12 hours ago
I hear Peter Mandelson is looking for a new role.
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MONALISA SATANICA NANDY. LISTEN TO ME. LISTEN TO ME. JUST APPOINT ALASTAIR CAMPBELL. JUST DO IT. JUST DO IT NOW
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about 12 hours ago
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Some news about me
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about 12 hours ago
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also i am sorry i think she's doing fine and getting as much dick as she wants to maybe you guys are gay or something
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about 17 hours ago
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so like what stops someone from saying holocaust denial is a protected philosophical belief
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about 18 hours ago
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The BBC should have values more similar to my own not because my values are good or correct but because lefty lib people like me are huge idiots who love the concept of the bbc and alienating us leave it with no defenders
about 20 hours ago
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Chaminda Jayanetti
about 21 hours ago
"national borders matter" oh i'm sorry matty was the BBC hiring a reporter to do nothing but film boats arriving on the Kent shore and tweeting arrivals numbers not enough for you?
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How would this be any different from what the bbc currently is? It all but misgenders trans people on the daily
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about 20 hours ago
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I genuinely think this post is the best discourse on pop music of the past 5 years
1 day ago
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I genuinely dont see the point of comparing anywhere to america a country so crazy that like 5% of its political budget would explode everywhere elses ass
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1 day ago
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PM2.5 Kills ~9 Million People Worldwide Annually
3 days ago
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Grok im going to block you
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3 days ago
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Its also fundamentally different if you dont stand to gain the money personally
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3 days ago
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I think nick mohammed voted the way he did because he could not believe carr was a traitor (understandable) and in the end he kinda thought going along with davids thoughts provided him some kind of emotional security v a huge rugby guy (absolutely insane read)
3 days ago
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My god ed gambles facework is way too obvious the man has been encased in wax
3 days ago
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The fact that they got an extremely tense game of cat and mouse between the worlds most obvious flamboyant gay man and a giant monster man who has had 37 concussions....this is britain this is british pride
3 days ago
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Alan carr winning the game and then winning psychologically by forcing the others to forgive him immediately....total superiority
3 days ago
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Kate Garraway Enjoyer
3 days ago
The Alan Carr outsmarting all those Oxbridge fucks just by being gay and funny. This is my destiny.
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Jordan
11 days ago
Alan Carr........Best Actor Oscar. Nobel Prize. MacArthur Genius Grant. Ballon d’Or. Fields Medal. Legion of Honour. Victoria Cross. Presidential Medal of Freedom. Order of the British Empire. Key to the City. Grand Slam. Miss Universe.
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Alan carr
3 days ago
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Stephen Bush
3 days ago
Without DEI, we would only make merit-based hires, like the genius strategist who decided to pick a fight with his boss’s new young wife.
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Nick mohammed has a distractingly huge amount of mash in his plate fbbfndndn
3 days ago
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I thought this was rich evans??
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4 days ago
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Andrew Lawrence
4 days ago
the jerk store called. the cost of jerks has doubled due to trumps tariffs
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò
4 days ago
Jesus I see what you've done for others
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Chairman Moët
4 days ago
*said in a Have I Got News for You presenter voice* "He read the coverage of Reeves' forthcoming budget and immediately asked to go back to prison"
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Every time i try to understand elden ring lore i genuinely go insane who is malinka whos michelle whos marlene what the fuck is going on
4 days ago
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No i am sorry she doesnt have to know about the mayor of new york and if i could physically prevent americans from knowing anything about the mayor of london i would
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5 days ago
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Just do a marauders series and let lupin and sirus queerbait you dont have to go there just let it be implied
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5 days ago
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Reconstructionist
5 days ago
Cringe will win 🫡
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The thing about rich people is that they are fucking annoying. Even of Mamdani is the worst mayor of new york for like 4 years, he would have limited powers + wealth would still keep you pretty protected. They cant have any one thing not go their way without throwing a tantrum. Shut up!
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small amuseables clementine
17 days ago
subplot of the wire is who can help bring down baltimores murder rate better? the mayor and entire Baltimore police department VS one girl with a nail gun
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small amuseables clementine
15 days ago
we should extend the “you can’t buy it you have to be gifted it” rule from tarot cards to cover funko pops also
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small amuseables clementine
15 days ago
everyone remember we have free will and the clocks go back tonight only if we let them…stand STRONG no one change your clocks and change them back when they try to autochange if you need to…I simply do not want the sun to set before 5pm
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Every so often you see farage try to do a trumpism except for all his faults hes pretty cogent and it creates this weird to define effect
7 days ago
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G🅰️reth
11 days ago
Love reading a hardback book from the library. Simple as 🇬🇧
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G🅰️reth
11 days ago
Increasingly convinced that we are living through the decline of mass literacy and cringe as it is, we all need to get into publicly celebrating reading books as much as possible.
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One my takes developed to make everyone mad is that the politician Charles would have the most in common with is probably corbyn
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7 days ago
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Not being cruel but this is uniquely american isnt it? I am from a society that is much much more violent than the uk or the us and nowhere theres this obsession with self defense and when it does crop up its usually trying to mimick american concerns
7 days ago
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Alex von Tunzelmann
7 days ago
Well-meaning Americans in my mentions: kindly do not recommend extremely illegal actions that could land people in the UK with a ten year prison sentence
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sterlingpooper
9 days ago
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Increasing levels of basically calling gay people terrorist
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8 days ago
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Btw this kind of thing is why you should not decide that reform is unbeatable and give up because even if they do win which is not a given it still matters if they win by 1 mp or by 100
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8 days ago
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10 people dont get stabbed on the train every week where are you getting the train gotham city
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8 days ago
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If this was me id simply say does your MOM reflect MY DICK what a cunt jfc
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8 days ago
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