i dont like pat mcfadden and i think this would be dumb but i also do just think this is a realistic choice instead of the frankly delusional take they should have wes do it

Ben Cullen, a leading figure of the "Raise the Colours" campaign, will stand trial for three separate charges regarding a total of 78 indecent images of children. I have only seen this covered in local newspapers, so far. Grim as it is, it needs wider coverage www.oxfordmail.co.uk/news/2624087...

If England win tonight they'll face Mexico next. The two countries in this world cup where I've had the best Mexican food.

The government shortlisted two policy options, according to its impact assessment. Option zero: Do nothing Option one: full implementation of all of the measures in the bill. As doing nothing woukd not pursue its goals, it chose to proceed.

average labour spads sharing a flat before the unavoidable david (gaius) x ed (lee) split makes them sworn enemies. currently working for TBI and Andy Burnham's chief advisor. cant talk about some 00s labour conference without crying

Two things can be true: 1: Will Stancil is bellicose, puts his foot in his mouth, & should block people. 2: The concerted effort to turn Will Stancil into a lolcow by bad actors & harassment swarms - which fuels his dysfunction - as a community sin eater is evil & manipulative on a vast scale.

the correct answer to this is of course, all britain is muslim

you: umm you shouldn't treat politics like a fandom because parasociality gets in the way of making a clear-eyed judgement about the leaders of your country………… me: you should treat politics as a fandom BUT ONLY to read hundreds of gbs of tb/gb yaoi

Don't let yourself get attached to any politician you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the bad politics around the corner

You've surfed your last butthole

they should cut their losses and play to go home honorably on that 1-0

i am sorry it is tremendously funny if brazil gets eliminated by japan after giving one good performance in the entire world cup and that performance was against scotland

cut myself at my job, very minor but it bled all over the place and the whole time i had to act annoyed at the fact my hands were covered in blood but deep down i kept thinking woah i am so cool right now

Apple TV's total spending has been in the billions of dollars, and I think we have to ask how much of that is going to the genetically-engineered psychic triplets who insert psychosexual messages to watch DROPS OF GOD into America's dreams.

I think Janeway is a The Sims girlie. Her deleting the holodeck wife is The Sims girlie behaviour. "Computer, put him in the swimming pool and remove the ladder" janeway probably. voyager would be back home in half of time if she wasnt using the computers entire memory for her the sims neighbourhood

have they ever had a formal inquiry about the turkey lurkey/lets have a kiki glee mix-up

Have it your way I guess.

007, the world’s richest man is trying to turn Britain into a fascist dictatorship, and he’s also driving everyone insane

My Wife: I think Neelix calling tuvok "mr vulcan" is racist. Me: it is like calling me ms latina i suppose My wife: i think neelix is racist and he is giving stop the boats and he votes reform

Ed Miliband is often portrayed as a dorky ideologue but sometimes you read something and he's like basically a fairly knowledgeable brownite operator....like when the x-men have a secondary mutation power that doesn't get used and then a writer remembers it

There's an old saying in Butler--I know it's in de Beauvoir, probably in de Beauvoir--that all great world-historic facts and personages appear, so to speak, twice. He forgot to add: the first time as... as... gender... the second time as... as... it's funny if gender keeps happening.

this is just factually not true

the labour party has genuinely reached the point where they started to talk like tumblr users 2010 trying to justify the fact they are psychically unable to care about a woman character and need to write about how castiel or dean are just like a woman if you think about it, no?? good lord.

Point of order! Magneto loves his daughters HE. HAS. NO. SON.

Sunstroke: There is no idealogical rivalry between magneto and professor x the entire thing is an obnoxious role play between two annoying bisexuals

the response to this is often "he has since moved on from these views" which is true - he is obviously much less black and white in thinking - but i think he basically moved on in the sense that he thinks israel should be in an asteroid and able to explode any other country around it basically

i think this is really astute analysis and i think it really explains how phillipson keeps thinking this is an achievable compromise

whoever wins today.........i will be nicaraguan tomorrow

when your star trek sceptic wife says she cant take star trek seriously and you put on DS9's "The Visitor" and at the end of it shes fully in tears

i refuse to condemn american imperialism every time i condemn russian imperialism for one banal reason: you should not be assuming the former is relevant to me at all

Apparently large sections of the American media are referring to Mauricio Pochettino as “coach Poch” but they pronounce Poch so that it rhymes with coach. They cannot be knocked out soon enough, and as they’ve already qualified for the next round their defeat needs to be as humiliating as possible

I think the unions are fundamentally wrong about Ed Miliband and i think people on this website dont understand what an union is

saw farage on the tv today and he just came across incredibly whiny and thin skinned about the money stuff which i genuinely think it's killer for his brand of politics.

ive identified as some kind of gay woman for like almost 15 years now and honestly i dont care if straight women pretend to be gay for clout, i dont care if bisexuals end up in a hetero presenting relationship, i dont care if young people are gayer than ever I CARE ABOUT MIDDLE AGED ACTRESSES

olivia cookes little charles spaniel face

easy to make fun of this but this is actually the rational human mind trying to rationalize how can the labour party suck so much ass when the answer is "its haunted". this is someone who thinks no, it cant possibly just be "its haunted and cursed". but it is.actually its just haunted and it sucks.

I'm in this picture and I don't like it.

Like Boris with Partygate the collective memory of why Starmer resigned will be Mandelson, even though the PLP evidently thought it was survivable

fuck off keir starmerrrrrr

Somewhat surprising that it took an American to summarise in a sentence why the fake Ronaldo is bad.

A lot of you would enjoy the magic of cinema more if you took estrogen

is starmer the worst *person* ever to be pm? no. is starmer probably the biggest *fumble* ever? yeah. and also actually fuck him he is the worst person ever to be pm because he annoys me

theres an objective, psycho-analytical part of me that can break down why BSG has a myriad of flaws and i can point them out and explain them but theres also a lizard disgusting part of me that loves these idiots and thinks they are my friends and thank you laura roslin for my life you are my baby

Malpractice, honestly.

they are trying to convince the Moroccan team that the audience is full of ghosts thats why they keep booing

i am showing my wife a couple of episodes of the star trek franchise and when we got to the tuvix episode she went "this is actually more fucked up than bsg" and shes kinda right. the fleet does war crimes to save humanity (kinda). janeway just straight up kills a guy bc she misses tuvok's writing

The UK's current crop of politicians are mostly unimpressive and deeply unserious, but that's partly because leaders set the tone and it's been so long since we had a serious party leader. Get somebody actually impressive and most of their contemporaries will raise their games quickly.

I’m genuinely not sure what the point is in arguing about Burnham is at this point. He’s going to be prime minister. It’s happened. We can come back after a month and discuss if he’s doing a good job but this is Japanese soldier stuff