You see people say this type of thing sometimes and tbh i think its symptomatic of the fact that if you grew up in the 90s-00s, adults going out with 16 year olds was way way more socially accepted

Apparently yesterday as i was falling asleep i just said "id kill the shit out of the scarlet pimpernel. Je telephone la robespierre BITCH"

Keir starmer-Rachel reeves whats going on/beez in the trap trend pre budget collab

Alwaya thinking of the police operation that arrested a guy with a spreadsheet file called "kickbacks"

May and Brown can both answered in quite a simple way actually - Britain is in denial about the type of politicians it wants. It claims it wants dour, serious politicians but actually we like a smooth talking professional with a modern vibe.

getting word that Wes Streeting is not in London, because he's in Manchester. more on this developing story as we get it

Labour mps at each other rn

(one alternative, short term solution to starmer that i dont see being proposed very often is ditching reeves + mcsweeney and getting an imperious chancellor that just Does The Governing Bit)

everyone reposting the same NS article....labour in a crisis.....30-50 years old referencing old memes to be about politics.....lads....we are so back

ok no it's joever

Tbf it is a structural problem to have the British Labour Party as the party entrusted with providing all left of centre prime ministers Fortunately (?) it’s the rare structural problem this government has actually been working on

Lads.

I just dont think wes streeting was trying to coup starmer now (though he should) now when its obvious everyone is getting ready to do so in may (though they should do it now). I think the operation is just paranoid

Tempted to threaten to sue the BBC for a billion dollars until I get a full and fair apology

If this BBC thing is what topples Starmer it will be Lisa Nandy that brought him down in the end and on the basis of 'since it's never good can it at least be funny' this is now what I'm hoping for

This reminds me of the time a guest in the hotel i worked at made a complaint that he could access porn in his room and the front desk person just went oh! Can you not just...change the channel? And he got furious

I missed this but tbh this is right and so funny that even wes is like fuck off morgan

more and more people are saying BOMCSN every day and you could be one too!

Actually this is demeaning to women editors whose contributions are erased and seen as lesser because as all feminine coded labour so often is in society

there's a moment in PARADISE LOST where Satan arrives in Eden and realizes Hell isn't a place; it's a thing he carries within him and it'll follow him wherever he goes. and i think about that when i see these awful rich men whose monstrous wealth has enriched them not at all

it is in my view rather odd to hyperfixate on a litigation of whether the BBC works well or badly when the vector of attack is whether it should exist. it is also rather odd to hyperfixate on a litigation of whether it should exist when the discussion is whether it works well or badly

Why doesnt the bbc just badly edits something about kamala now and is done with it

Great idea! Why not apply it to every part of the state as well. Whenever something is going badly you can just take it away completely

IMO the worst thing about this government is its failure to see Trump, Farage, anti-immigration rhetoric, rising racism, and the 'gender critical' lobby as connected elements of a global war against liberalism and social democracy – and instead treating them as discrete issues to be 'managed'.

It means they have lattes

also he's pathetically unable to say anything actually interesting or memorable about them or that indicates he had some kind of human reaction.

“Darth Vader” was an amalgamation of various Imperial Era generals and cyborgs that were combined in histories written centuries after the fact

Kylo Ren also clearly fictitious. Half of the historical records people cite claim he was Ben Solo, but a significant separate corpus show that Leia’s eldest son was named Jacen!

The response to this should be being more left wing. Youre never gonna get the other side to change your mind! Play to the base!

it seem like a bad set of circumstances that the BBC just exists and no kind of minister oversees its responsibilities or can set any kind of tone of what kind of mission it should pursue. someone should come up with some kind of role for that, like a culture minister you know

why does the us have the shutdown mechanism at all. like whats the thinking behind it. its like losing a confidence vote but stupid

Guys i just dont think davie resigned because of trump lmao i think he resigned because he basically was pleasing nobody anymore. I dont think his house got droned or something

There are essentially 2 kinds of people who like the bbc, people who want painting of horses type stuff and dumb left liberals like me. What the bbc does is chase a guy who basically hates both of these type of people and completely undermines the case for itself

Tbh i just think that anakin never really asks for help. I get the jedi can sense when someone is troubled but also what, are they supposed to go "are you having murderous anxiety???"

My name is lisa nandy And I'm coming out to play Looking for someone to have fun with while tim davie walks I'm almost nearly forty And just shy of five-foot-two I'm a mum from wigan Does that sound like fun to you?

My Campbell for DG campaign starts here a) Funny b) he's a good Labour Partisan

I hear Peter Mandelson is looking for a new role.

MONALISA SATANICA NANDY. LISTEN TO ME. LISTEN TO ME. JUST APPOINT ALASTAIR CAMPBELL. JUST DO IT. JUST DO IT NOW

Some news about me

also i am sorry i think she's doing fine and getting as much dick as she wants to maybe you guys are gay or something

so like what stops someone from saying holocaust denial is a protected philosophical belief

The BBC should have values more similar to my own not because my values are good or correct but because lefty lib people like me are huge idiots who love the concept of the bbc and alienating us leave it with no defenders

"national borders matter" oh i'm sorry matty was the BBC hiring a reporter to do nothing but film boats arriving on the Kent shore and tweeting arrivals numbers not enough for you?

How would this be any different from what the bbc currently is? It all but misgenders trans people on the daily

I genuinely think this post is the best discourse on pop music of the past 5 years

I genuinely dont see the point of comparing anywhere to america a country so crazy that like 5% of its political budget would explode everywhere elses ass

Grok im going to block you

Its also fundamentally different if you dont stand to gain the money personally