Yes.

The beauty of having a lockable office. Having a bit of a sit down and a think.

My guess would be the troops on the streets of these Democrat cities are there for when they're told there aren't going to be any elections.

The frig did I do?

Good Enough by Dodgy just came on the radio while I was driving to the doctors so obviously I've pulled over, burnt out the car, and walked the rest of the way.

Someone called Nancy blocked me for that. I bet it was nut spatting that did it.

I made some of those up.

All this stuff about frotting, cupping, felching and docking. Scissoring, fisting, dogging and cucking. Oral, anal, swallowing and spitting, tit wanks, arse wanks, nut spatting and pissing. What the hell is wrong with a nice big hairy fanny? (Name and address supplied)

Describe your bluesky account in one image.

Half day today as I've a doctors appointment at 1. Consequently, I'm spending most of today wandering around with a bottle of piss in my bag. #Monday

You want a broken nose?

@shewithcapitalv.bsky.social happy birthday mate x

Big Kenny Rogers and his velvet sex jacket.

Aw Dolly... phwoar

I'm watching this country music evening on BBC2 and FUCK ME COUNTRY IS DULL.

This is fine.

I said today 3 times in that last one.

Good showing from the lads today, never capitulated and I thought we looked very decent when we went to 3 at the back. United had a point to prove today and it showed. We're going to get beaten now and then but I'm pleased with what I saw today.

Today's Hallowmeme.

aaw look at her cute little hands

@lilycat.bsky.social happy birthday mate x

Watching a YouTube of a man renovating the rear axel of a Datsun 240Z. Lovely stuff.

Having the correct magnesium and potassium levels is amazing. I've just had a 10 hour kip! Last time I did that John Major was on the throne.

I think that Mone woman should be forced to pay back every penny she STOLE from the tax payer.. And furthermore, as reparation, her penance should be for her to wear a little frilly French maids outfit with a tiny skirt and stockings and then reach up to dust a pelmet so you can see her wotnot.

Just saw a bloke come out of that shop wearing shorts, vest and sliders, and carrying 8 #cans. #TrueNorth

Storm my arse.

What a bloody day. I've had to have a magnesium drip. Apparently one of my meds has been affecting my magnesium and potassium levels for ages and it's fucked my heart. What a load of old bollocks.

Uh-oh.

Quote with some spooky October pictures from your phone.

It’s a challenging show to watch if you’re not familiar with British food, for sure. It’s wild how upsetting it is to hear the wrong names for things! 🤓

The final, victorious act of The Cold War. Well played, comrades.

They also do battered crab sticks though and people who eat those should be strung up.

My chippy will do you a full half a chicken fried in batter for £7.99. Bargain.

Also, I will not be taking questions about curry batter buns.

Southerners thinking chippy's that don't do cheese chips and gravy or curry batter buns are best. Clowns.

Lying on my own and listening to status quo and singing my head off. open.spotify.com/track/3mQ5JL...

7 years to the day between these pictures. It's been rough, clearly.

Is it sausages and chips?

Eating ryvita and humus. Claggy.

Every time I come across this photo it completely stops me in my tracks. Crude oil supertanker Esso Hibernia under construction at Swan Hunter shipyard, Wallsend, during 1970. The scale and spectacle of this thing is incomprehensible. (📸 Harriet Berney)

Harry Potter and the Ofsted inspection of doom.

I've had to use my trinitrate spray again today and I think the chest pains are better than the headache it gives you.

If you see this, post a pic from your device with no explanation.

Bought myself some new kex, they've got little hearts on.

Fucking hell!

@detritus.bsky.social happy birthday mate.

Mind you, down south, I did some very dodgy jobs and earned a lot of money, briefly. It all went up my nose or on some rather excellent pills which could be obtained from a very scary man in Dalston, however.

Fucking love The Wonders Wonderstuff me. #Totp

In September 1989 I went down south for work and Richard Marx, Right Here Waiting was playing as I said au revoir to my then girlfriend, who I lived with, and we both cried. Young love. Within a month she'd fucked my mate, her ex and my cousin. What a cunt. #Totp