pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.

The irony of conspiracy theorists is, of course, that they are the most easily manipulated people on the planet. For, having no standards of evidence whatsoever, they can be led by the nose to believe anything – so long as it isn't true.

Next campaign people are going to get behind.

Sailors' Wisdom

Last night, I dreamed I bought a kitchen appliance that turned raked-up leaves into Grape Nuts, the cereal that I ate when I woke up, as I do every morn.

Hey, happy 30th birthday GameFAQs! Launched on November 5th, 1995! The earliest scrape I can find on Wayback is December 1996, but I doubt the site changed much. But yes, here it is in its earliest days as the Video Game FAQ Archive!

The Clash

"For this week's signature challenge, Paul and Prue would love for you to make twelve identical bagel pizzas. You can use any type of bagel you want, but your pizzas must include at least one sauce element and individually packaged slices of cheese. You have two and half hours. Ready, set, bake!"

The rhombus is the most underrated quadrilateral.

My partner said, "'7 8 9' is the number equivalent of 'L M N O P,'" and yeah, it absolutely is.

Idgaf I’ll say it. I love socialism because it works. And it’s what capitalism reverts to any time we need temporary relief.

constantly thinking about how pedal to the metal they were on kicking out howard dean and putting in tim kaine as chairman after obama won. dismantling the 50 state strategy that spent money/made them work and throwing out a guy who criticized them was priority. then they get smoked in 2010.

I'm not a political consultant in a fancy suit, but I think "free" is easier to remember than "refundable tax credit." If I never hear the words "refundable tax credit" again I won't miss them.

I will rejoin the Catholic Church if the pope sends the Swiss Guard to counteract ICE.

Incredibly funny to watch the right wing going Oh so just because I love money and hate poor people I'm a bad Christian according to "the pope"???

can’t tell if my antidepressants aren’t working or if they just weren’t built for this. like, zoloft was introduced in the 90s it barely needed to work then. if you got sad you could just buy a house.

also! "don't speak ill of the dead" should be reserved for people without a body count!! if you killed millions of people and immiserated countless more it should be illegal NOT to speak ill of you!

"don't speak ill of the dead or w/e" listen i spoke plenty of ill of that mfer when he was alive and he will be damned if i'm going to stop now, dick cheney can drink piss in hell

The flower gem

My semi-regular reminder of a really important reality about cities, density, services and taxes. Original graphic cleaned up by @kathrynmathias.bsky.social. #CityMakingMath

“Oh poor people can buy popsicles with food stamps” shut the fuck up the government gives perverts a trillion dollars in government money each year for pervert factories for billionaires the fucking popsicles are none of your fuckin business

Today is the birthday of artist Steve Ditko (Nov. 2, 1927-June 29, 2018). Cocreator or creator of Spider-Man, Dr. Strange, the Question, Blue Beetle (Ted Kord), Mr. A., Hawk & Dove, the Creeper, Captain Atom, Squirrel Girl, & more.

Introducing the latest generation of gaming, Pokémon Dark and Gritty. Wander a burned-out region ruled by the warring Rocket and Galactic clans, where Pokémarts are only for the rich and healthcare is rationed at Pokécenters.

"That's the way it is in this business. One day, the White House and the entire mainstream media are trying to make you a national martyr, the next you're just some nameless schmoe whose widow might be having an affair with the vice president."

Man they really used to like putting Nightcrawler in as skimpy of clothes as possible.

LUCASARTS PRESENTS Columbo in: SCUMM of the Earth #pixelart

Boris Artzybasheff, a Ukrainian illustrator who immigrated to the US in 1919, was known for florid, grotesque explorations of surrealistic anthropomorphism, combining human and machine into fearsome, laboring hulks of metal & flesh. These illustrations are from “Machinalia.” #historyofillustration

Latest dollar-bin find: both complete miniseries of Nathaniel Dusk by Don McGregor and Gene Colan.

My jaw literally dropped for the Men In Black one.

"A little party never killed nobody" is literally the opposite of what happens in The Great Gatsby.

I told my wife that kids online were daring each other “kind of like a Bloody Mary thing” to listen to this cursed song that a dead child molester recorded in the eighties and I asked her if she wanted to hear it and she wasn’t sure but she said yes And she was so mad at me when it was “Thriller”

LOGGING ON

Don't Do It Nathan

Halloween Haunted House

The best part of Rise of Skywalker is when Merry Brandybuck says they should just do suicide runs like Laura Dern, not understanding that then his side would also be dead. You know that guy was proposing it in every single meeting.

Happy Halloween to all witches and to all investigative reporters who, like Lois Lane, accidentally inhale a serum that, combined with moonlight, causes a "The Substance"-like transformation into a witchy crone.

Truly one of my favorite parts of Catholicism, that they have a non-human saint who earned the title because he's going to defeat Satan in the future.

Whose land this is I do not know The statue fell down long ago; No one will mind me stopping here    To watch the sand o’er ruins blow. My camel friend must think it queer    To rest with no oasis near    And precious little shade these days    Gives Ozymandias, I fear. (1/2)

It's a really good run! Check it out!

If I were communist dictator of USA, I would put anyone who puts up Christmas decorations before Halloween straight to gulag. They can die in jail for all I care, I'm not joking. There are two holidays in between, both with decorations. Once again I would like to reiterate that this is NOT a joke.

@universalhub.com MA webpage with resources for SNAP recipients or those who desire to assist November 1 and beyond. www.mass.gov/president-tr...

Massachusetts SNAP recipients, keep $1 -- one dollar! -- on your card into November (Saturday) and your HIP benefits will be applied which can be used at farmers markets, farm stands, and mobile markets:

I think part of why I react so strongly against Platner is that like him, I am a white cishet guy who grew up with privilege in coastal New England, BUT, crucially, my tattoos don't suck shit.

As more people come around on the merits of "Batman & Robin," it only strengthens my argument that while it is certainly not the best Batman movie, "Batman Forever" is the most underrated.

It's funny that Dems want to preserve decorum when for much of American history, the normal opposition-party tactic would be to start a bunch of partisan newspapers devoted to calling the president a scoundrel and a cutpurse.

Please, we all know the Skipper made extensive modifications, which is how the Minnow was able to make the Kessel Tour in under 12 nautical miles.

It's so on-brand that Hank Pym worried he wasn't a real hero because Ant-Man's power is to shrink, so he got giant and called himself Goliath, after that guy who was definitely a hero and famously won in battle.