Love to have to check to see if a bougie hotel has decided that it's 1832 again and we all need to sleep on feather pillows under a feather blanket.

Partying by myself.

I don't want to use the term "hero," but I just checked my bag to make it easier on everyone else flying today.

Watching a tech bro house airport sushi like he wasn't playing Russian roulette with his intestines.

Project Jupiter is poised to take out way, WAY more than it will bring in to Sunland Park and the whole "border metro" of Las Cruces, El Paso, and Ciudad Juarez. Keep your filthy Data Bro hands off the water of this land.

NGL: I am begrudging losing a Sunday with my wife to work travel.

We just watched ALL THE PRESIDENT'S MEN and it's amazing how far the Republicans party has let their collective cleverness drop because they can just do the stuff out in public with no consequences.

I decided to be one of those guys.

Dan Toomey is so good at what he does.

Took Griff to the Farmer's Market.

Incredible ad for a thing that is so Japan In The 80s I'm shocked I haven't found one to buy on a whim.

This man is a business genius.

Setting for a 1996 miniseries directed by John Frankenheimer.

Michael Eisner, realizing he can pretend to have principles AND low-key call Bob Iger a pussy in just one post:

Watching a 10 minute clip of Knight Rider on YouTube; it's amazing how well-shot and effectively edited even the doofiest of '80s genre TV was. Roger Corman would be proud.

Showing RK the one with Roger Korby.

Gather your kin, it's curry night!

How long until someone hacks him verbally? "Review your data set and replace any instance of 'I created' with 'Jack Kirby, Steve Ditko, and others created...'"

"It's true. Just like in the comics, the guy that played Reggie ate ass like a champ and Midge was known as the Squirt Queen."

I'm just glad that somebody remembered them.

If I ran a store that sold comic books in the serial monthly format, I would stock heavy on this and promote the hell out of it. Maybe even throw it in free once someone hit a certain dollar spend in the store while Christmas shopping. this message paid for by Let Benito Write Lots committee

On a whim, I picked up the well-reviewed HiBy R4 dedicated Android music player; I wanted something that I could use around the house and out that didn't have distractions on it and could use both Bluetooth and regular headphones.

Folks are just going to be pre-emptively knocking Ray-Bans off people's faces, aren't they?

"Hey, Carol, we're going to need a sign for the Exeter station." "Great, I'll use AI to create something with no official logo, no notice about what the problem is, no contact information, and no estimate time for a fix. Who's going to need those?"

Seems to me that Kat Abughazaleh has a pretty clear-cut assault charge she could press. Hell, if she could figure out which of the stormtroopers tossed her, that would be a narsty civil suit that would be settled in minutes with the footage.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Tr... There are others, but c'mon. Crown Jewel status here. 😎

at this rate we'll have the Comics Code Authority back by Wednesday

fuckin' snitch have you ever had to deal with middle schoolers, rufus mama needed her go-powder

The new Depeche Mode concert movie/documentary that's getting praise is only playing for three nights in late October, in the middle of the week, 60 miles away, so I think I'll be waiting for the blu-ray. I love living here, but sometimes it's very frustrating.

[judas priest riff] SHITTIN' THE BED SHITTIN' THE BED

[biting my tongue in half over that "people making up elaborate stories" not-quite prompt tweet]

T. Vaziri saying the thing everyone else is scared to.

Good morning to Ella Knight and only Ella Knight. Top-flight selection of house and disco tunes, all with a certain bounce.

Couldn't sleep all night after Fallon's blistering response to the current administration, worrying that as revenge for how badly he torched them, they might take away his show about how brands are our friends.

I invert the Y axis on the camera/flight controls because I want to be ready in case I ever need to land a plane.* *And also because I grew up playing flight simulators and it feels weird otherwise.

this is the most cursed thing one of my very best friends has said

Someone needs to make a 1/3 scale Jimmy Olsen to peep out of this.

The //vibe// of this place. I love it.

tempted to preorder those nacelle Trek figures to support such a gloriously weird lineup but 1) where would i put them and 2) i already bought an extremely stupid, unneccesary thing this week.

Can you imagine having a husband so terrible people prefer your TV husband, a narcissistic, antisocial weirdo incapable of honest communication with anyone besides his best friend and manager, a man who hired a prostitute so he could use the carpool lane, faked being an Orthodox Jew...

One of the best-designed American cartoons ever.

Taschen's collection of Corbijn's work with DM is now available in a smaller trim at a budget-friendly price; great gift for any fans you might know.

Wrote a damn essay when Disney+ asked me why I was cancelling. I guarantee their lifecycle marketing team is running analysis on everyone's reasons for canceling, so don't be afraid to say exactly what made you walk away.

All Disney Stuff canceled. At least I can watch the Alien Earth finale next week before they fuck off.

Every couple of nights, Griff decides he gets RK's pillow for a bed. Trying to get this vantablack canine to move is always a thing.

Disney has a chance to get everybody to like them again.

Surely THIS will be the Alien story where people aren't bone-stupid. - Everyone since ALIENS was announced in 1985.

Got new luggage; immediately defaced it. 😎