How is Tomodachi Life SO ACCURATE??

I just got off the treadmill to find this waiting for me, so I guess I better repost it before Emily babadooks me again.

(Morrissey) it's time the tale were told of how there was a beach and it made you old

1. This is really interesting! 2. Yes, this household has a new crush.

You likely know that I cannot STAND consumer-facing fireworks, which I believe are dangerous and antisocial. In what UNIVERSE is $250 worth of explosives appropriate for these environmental conditions, not to mention in a relatively dense small city? FTLOG, leave it to the professionals.

Oh, snap.

My 85-year-old mother watched the James Gunn Superman movie and declared it "unrealistic and over the top," unlike the first Donner movie where he reversed time in order to prevent an earthquake from crushing his girlfriend.

This fucking child. White House app auto-downloads to government phones, can’t be uninstalled “It’s shooting pure unadulterated propaganda into our veins,” says one worker. arstechnica.com/tech-policy/...

This feels personal.

jesus christ

Someone emailed me about this comic I did with Jordan Gibson a while back and I realized a bunch of you may not have seen it so here it is.

"Here's the wonder software that will do everything you want, just ask it." [three months pass] "NOT LIKE THAT!"

No! Go on! GIT! Getouttaheah!

Lady Jaye looking at this outfit and shaking her head.

Oh, hey, I was just talking about this.

Yo, I want a bookmark. Get this book so I can get a bookmark.

Still wild to me that two late middle-aged British men heard reggaeton and went "Alright. Sounds like something we should try." And then they reworked elements of "The Cold Song" from the opera KING ARTHUR by Henry Purcell because of course they did. Great video, too.

Cry more, centrist Democrats who have done nothing to improve quality of life in this country for the last 50 years. Fucking fill up a tear bucket so I can drink them and laugh.

All those leftists who demonize centrists forget that the Avengers beat Thanos using means-tested tax credits.

I have not thought about this in 35 years. Wow.

democrats who don’t take loud and firm stances in favor of the regulation if AI and prediction markets are leaving votes on the table. also easy ways to demonstrate your independence from SV billionaires www.semafor.com/article/06/2...

"He's taken off his shoes and one of his socks and...actually, I think he's crying."

"Oh no Daniel Dae Kim has caught me and will hit me with his fists! This is terrible! I hope he doesn't have to wrap his arms around me to subdue me! Golly!"

I want to know what the negotiations for this were like.

I ponied up for the McFarlane first-chunk-of-DKR Batman figure to join the Carrie Kelly I had. (Yes, I know he never wore that costume with her as Robin but I like this costume so shut up.)

Ooooooh yeah.

If you post an AI-created political cartoon, I not only block you, I call your parents and ask them why they made someone with such poor taste.

Wonder what this will do for the Ciudad Juarez / El Paso metro area, and then of course Las Cruces (which is kind of like an exurb for the big bi-national city in some ways).

🐈‍⬛ At last, a peek at what we are brewing up! 🐈‍⬛

Prime day blah blah blah BUT I really love my Nothing Headphone (1) and Bezos has them for 29% off. Just don't use the Spacial Sound function. It's stupid and weird.

I found it. The other best cover of Coldplay's "Viva La Vida."

FINAL 48 HOURS OF NIGHTHAWKS AND WE’RE SOOO CLOSE TO OUR SECOND STRETCH GOAL! Just a couple more pledges and we’ll add 20 Pages to the book showcasing Jimmy Li’s artistic journey from fresh-faced 15 year old high schooler to grizzled *checks notes 21-year old cartoonist 😭

Ah, all my favorite Superman faces. (Yes, I know what happens in the bad comic book Hush that makes him like this.)

Guess whose wife agreed to start watching THE SUPER DIMENSIONAL FORTRESS MACROSS?

the graveyard

Dr Robbie knows stuff!

Jesus.

I remember seeing kids with four extra arms, crawling up the sides of buildings because of this stuff.

As you know, these AI companies are flush with cash, so I expect that this will never happ-- [holds earpiece for a second] Breaking news from the real world...

The good stuff is right here.

Me seeing that Anthony Fantano has accused Halsey of "main character syndrome" because her latest album is explicitly about almost dying of cancer.

1) It's animated, which makes more sense for the budget and tempering shareholder expectations. 2) lol you absolute dolts

Watching a Certified TNT Classic Banger for the day.

Great song, better video.

KChurch is 1) spraying grass in the front rock-yard while we 2) wait for the paint on the doors to dry as part of 3) a long-expanding saga of "replace four doors." Additionally, I made a timely fart joke to the 8th graders a couple months ago.

@meikokaji.net www.tiktok.com/t/ZTBnnDRLg/ !!!!

So, on The Munsters, the man we refer to as "Grandpa Munster," was actually Lily's father. Does this mean that Fred took Lily's family name? Is The Munsters actually really progressive? (I can understand why he would want to shed the Frankenstein label.)

Tonight's feature.

Afternoon matinee.