The dogs let us sleep in until 7:00?!?!

Showing RK a good one.

Oh, I remember the Bofa Battle.

Between allergies, pets, and my inability to care for houseplants, this is the best and only poinsettia I need!

Watching the 4k of THE TRANSFORMERS: THE MOVIE and it's so cynical in its commercialism and inconsistent in quality but...

Sunday matinee.

Marketing your own generative AI company by bashing other generative AI companies is an interesting move.

Brett Ratner, the thoroughly mediocre filmmaker responsible for the President's favorite action franchise and director of the $40m Melania Trump documentary is in the Epstein Files?

Someone should convince Him that he can box.

This is what "performative reading" looks like.

The Jetsons told them about it in the 1987 made-for-tv crossover.

When I hear the Zojirushi on the kitchen island play that song.

Wow.

My people.

Time to celebrate a life.

Time for a seasonal movie.

She's done THE ORIGIN, so now it's time for RK to start watching the sacred texts.

Perfect human.

Hard to believe it killed JFK and then had a successful second act. Inspiring — it can happen to anyone. 🚀

I don't care what your religion is, we can all agree that this is the true reason for the season.

You want to go to the chain sushi joint for photos with Santa?

Fire! Fire! Fire at the toy factory! Fire! Fire! Fire at the toy factory!

This is a depiction of The Assassination of Mayor McCheese by the Coward Hamburglar.

American Needle lost the license for Nippon Professional baseball caps and now they're all fancy and twice as expensive from the new company. :( $68 for a ball cap?!?

Sorry everyone. Griff has decided I'm supposed to stay in bed today

big man japan www.instagram.com/p/DSeeo-1Erf0/

Dipping out in the middle of the season is such a Bowen Yang thing to do. (Complimentary.) Knowing Lorne, he won't get any kind of sendoff.

This mother lfucker cheated on his first wife five times that we know of, cheated on his second wife at least once, an affair that led to his current marriage with his third wife. I hope Jesus comes down and slaps the flavor out of his mouth like you read about.

Casio is making Tribbles.

I've had this dream.

Me finding out someone has uploaded a fantastic version of New Order's PUMPED FULL OF DRUGS show to YouTube on a Friday night.

Are we getting a 4k soon???

Wife went a work friend's place for drinks. Time for 4k porn.

It's curry* night in America. *hayashi rice is curry no I will not discuss this with any of you

This is when you know you're going to see some righteous beatings.

Oof. This year, man.

We need more music like this in the world.

CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Year theonion.com/cia-realizes...

This is going to be fun.

I somehow only discovered Sakanaction in the last couple of weeks.

oh no captain killy talking mean oh geez

Ho, Ho, Ho! I Started Dating Mrs. Claus When She Was 14!

RK watches this as her background show when doing data crunching (a thing I do not understand but that's neither here nor there) and all I know is: there is no Dr McCoy, so it's a fucking lie. The show is a lie. The books are a lie.

They should have hired more redactors.

OK so! My wife is a collage artist, and last year she had an ongoing project of making 12 animal collages, to be collated into a calendar. It turned out great! And it looks like she has one, maybe 2, left. I figured I'd see if anyone was interested in buying- $25, shipping included

May everyone involved burn in ultra-hell. www.wired.com/story/house-...

Finally saw some footage from last night's presidential rant, and God, they positively packed him with Adderall, didn't they?

PLURIBUS, man.