When you elect a shitty washed-up reality show 'star', everything is only about optics. Everything. He's judging US global foreign policy on who had a better 'ceremony'. He belongs in a fucking home where his sycophants can tell him his fantastical fairy tales all day.

Zing, muddafucka!😆🤣

Because it isn't a fucking ballroom! When will people figure this out???

I case anyone wonders where the money behind the Massie ouster originated - it's the same fucking place a lot of the money behind trump originates. bsky.app/profile/dail...

...in republican primary elections in deep red areas mostly in the deep south where slavery was prominent and many wish it still were... I wish this asshole would finish his sentences.

FACTS are their Worst Enemy.

Massie, and Cassidy, will now enter the land of freedom to do what you want. It’s a wonderful land of milk and honey. And telling Trump to eat balls is the best part of it

People don't seem to understand that trump's HIGHLY illegal $1.8 billion slush fund isn't a reward for the 2021 J6 criminals. It's a retainer for J6 2029 criminals.

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Back to his roots. Everything's a goddamn shitty reality show to him. Everything. Because fuck the Hatch Act, that's why. And fuck mark cuban too.

It would be really fucking nice if we had, say, a legislative body of representatives who hold an equal position in government that could put a stop to corrupt bullshit like this...🤷‍♂️ This will never stand, btw. The first judge it goes n front of will probably have a fucking stroke from laughing.

Possibly unpopular opinion? I think artists should get to sign the art they make for book covers. It should be right there, on the front, because it’s never been more important to showcase the humanness of art. And also there are many times when I see a beautiful cover and wonder, “Who made this?”

When someone actually says something worth spreading around, I'll usually make a thing. I made a thing.

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"Of course he did" trump has suggested to Xi that the United States, China and Russia “co-operate against the International Criminal Court (ICC)" Because he's netayahooo's bitch as well as putin's. www.rawstory.com/trump-xi-267...

I just want to get back to a country where the Secretary of Defense isn’t spending a Monday doing campaign rallies in Kentucky while troops are on an extended deployment in a Middle East war with no end in sight.

Wannabe dictators don't follow the rules. Rules don't apply to them. You simply remove the enforcement.

Just because this is so insanely fucking off the rails I thought I'd remind everyone of a tiny fact here, because the do it so blatantly people don't even think about it: The justice department does not allocate funds. They have no legal standing to do so. "justice department announces" - fuck off.

Two things: 1. 'Sympathy' is not the word you're looking for - empathy is. But no one who knows anything about you is surprised you fucked that up. 2. 🖕 Fuck you. 🖕

The most pressing issue the 1% face is the heinous crime of... *checks notes* paying a tax on their private jets. Anyway, I need to head off to work to get that overtime so I can pay my rent this month so I'm not homeless in three weeks...👍

I've spoken to myself and decided that I'm going to drop my lawsuit against myself provided I give me billions of dollars to compensate me for something I did that I feel wronged me.

Of Trump rants any harder about Iran his tampon is going to fall out

Anyone who can't take care of their family while making $174,000/year sure as fuck should not be representing regular Americans.

The 1776 number is adolescent bullshit to pander to the dumbest fucking Americans who will overlook the MASSIVE corruption and illegality solely because the number is 1776 and they think that means it makes them true 'mericans! You know-maga. They'd eat a shit sandwich if the turds spelled out 1776.

I had no idea that America wasn't founded until I was seven years old!

Two fine specimens of the yellow-bellied fuckwit. They can be easily identified by their ineffective attempts at camouflaging their misconfigured baldpate, as well as the vast emptiness between the ears. 🤷‍♂️

ONE FUCKING JOB, RONALD!!!

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What he says…

Truth be told…👇

Trump just repeated his Ukraine policy. When Trump met Putin, he abandoned Ukraine, our treaty with Ukraine, & abandoned giving them weapons to defend themselves. Within 12 hours of returning from China, Trump abandoned defense of Taiwan, and says he may not give them weapons to defend themselves.

The overuse of adjectives, such as perfect, strong, greatest, tremendous, etc. is a direct byproduct and key tactic of a manipulative personality Subtle reinforcement modifiers help solidify statements which may not be accurate >Dispel common conception (perfect) >Offer social acceptance (everybody)

My governor has gone full Fetterman, and we have no idea why. We sane people in Colorado would like to apologize for believing this asshole would stick to his beliefs after elected. But now he's leaving so his true colors are showing.🤷‍♂️ Never go full Fetterman...

This is actually NOT a good point. If it were then 'attempted murder' probably wouldn't even be a crime. Every conspiracy law would just fly out the window. White collar crime wouldn't be a crime. Immediate direct physical harm is not the sole metric determining unlawful behavior.

The ring on his finger wasn't the one they were kissing...

"We'll call it a place"??? What the fuck is crawling around the vast empty cavern between this fucker's ears??? Holy shit.

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Dogwalked like the capitulating little bitch he is. At least he didn't salute a fucking Chinese general, I guess...

Holy shit! Space Karen is so fucking hard up to rekindle his Nazi site that he now has a full splash screen begging you to pay him for the privilege of wading through an olympic-size swimming pool of white supremacist bullshit...

The rules don't apply. And they prove it every single fucking day.

🤣🤣🤣💥

Jesus. Fucking. Christ. Does having money really make you completely fucking stupid? Ignorant of history? In any form??? Holy fuck. Great campaign images for Dems, though, so...thanks?

So trump sells our microchip technology to China, blames it on Taiwan, repeats ALL the Chinese talking point in order to justify the attack on Taiwan they so desperately want... The most easily manipulatable fucking asshole on the planet. jfc

No doubt.

This is EXACTLY what happened. That's how monumentally fucking stupid he is.