Can we get someone to transcribe the Epstein files into Spanish so republicans will be pissed about them too?

Switzerland does not have a Prime Minister or a single President as head of state. Instead, it uses a collective executive system, where a seven-member Federal Council governs the country. And donald trump is still a massive fucking idiot.

Exclusive and Breaking: Regular American citizens know more about the fucking law than the current "department of justice". These people are wholly incompetent assholes. This would be the same as attempting to indict someone who goes on tv and reminds people "Don't murder anyone" Flaming Clownfuck.

Say what you will about his rambling, but you ALWAYS know what fantastical bullshit story miller and bannon fed him that morning while changing his diaper...🤷‍♂️

NO LIES 👇 DETECTED.......

The King of England is talking about criminal charges for his own brother (for his association with Epstein) meanwhile America can't even get rid of Howard fucking Lutnick

These people are fucking insane.

True! Thx MErlin.

Imagine being a gold winning recording breaking Olympian and being called “Jake Paul’s girlfriend”

Civics 101 (apparently not important to republicans): If the Constitutional requirements of your actions "completely neuter ICE's ability to apprehend", then what they are currently doing is unconstitutional and illegal. This isn't that fucking difficult. Seriously.

Bad Bunny has a foundation called Good Bunny that distributes musical instruments, art supplies and sports equipment and funds programs to help children improve their lives. If you were looking for leadership you found it. God bless that dude.🙏

ANY media outlet that does not report it in this manner has fucking FAILED the American public and democracy as a whole.

It's because before yesterday you were being trained in gop culture war politics (cult mentality) gop can do no wrong Whatever Dems say is a big deal is just 'fake news' Dems are 'weaponizing' courts/justice dept/etc You believed that and never stepped back to wonder why they didn't want it exposed

"Democrats want to require federal law enforcement to follow the Constitution of the United States. republicans refuse." Fixed it for you. You're welcome.👍

I just found out that the #President of Puerto Rico is a pedophile! Shame on that country! 🖕😆

Reading comprehension isn't one of his strong points. In fact, for him it isn't even a thing. Like, at all.

He looks like he's seen some shit. When trump first came back into office he we assigned Deputy Director of the FBI. The shit he's seen is the Epstein Files. And it shows.

Gun Owners of America is lobbying Congress to pass the SAVE Act, which would require a majority of Americans to show a passport to register to vote. But GOA opposes any law that requires showing a drivers license to buy a gun. These are not serious people.

What is "going on", you COLOSSAL FUCKING IDIOTS!!!, is that you are getting EXACTLY what you voted for. Except you did it to 'own the libs'. The fucking face leopards are eating well tonight. Fuck you.🖕 www.rawstory.com/ice-farmers-...

BREAKING: Donald Trump is named Super Bowl "MVP" at his Mar-a-Largo Super Bowl party. #DonaldTrump #superbowl

going forward this is my reply to all of 2026

These people are fucking weapons-grade stupid. Holy fuck.🤦‍♂️🤦‍♀️🤦

During the election we LITERALLY had the best economy in the world. Literally. The 'economy' vote was always horseshit. Trump normalizes them showing their true racist fucking asshole selves. That's all it was.

@rogerzenaf.bsky.social Hey Roger A lot more people see your page than mine.I’m very proud of me and my brothers behavior at today ICE raid in my town of Trooper,Pa.I hope you like it. FUCK ICE

An American apologizing to the rest of the world at the Olympics

When people like Pam Bondi fearmonger that our "Whole system will collapse" if the full Epstein files are released, they aren't talking about our system itself. They're talking about their place inside the system and control over it. And that should absolutely collapse. Today.

“Candidate A supports 90% of what I believe in. Candidate B only supports 10% of what I belive in. Therefore, both candidates fail to support 100% of what I believe in and I will not vote for either.” And that’s how we got here.

DID YOU KNOW? All it takes to make Republicans apoplectic with rage is some Spanish-speaking people dancing and being happy?

This isn’t about election integrity. It’s about making Americans believe democracy can’t be trusted. open.substack.com/pub/adamkinz...

People are fucking assholes. They just are. Go save Navy Blue! NY

It's all manufactured angertainment for the slobbering fucking idiots who vote based on who they're told to hate.

U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.

Just in: Governing body who were told exactly what a flaming clusterfuck it would be to confirm certain individuals suddenly discover the flaming clusterfuck they created by confirming certain individuals. Thanks Obama!😆 (They'll find a way to blame him)

They are not figuring it out. Figuring it out would mean they know that every 'issue near and dear' to them was gop manufactured rage and manipulation. It wasn't reality, but they could craft a story around them to make Dems look evil They'll never figure it out. They're too committed to their hate

No drinking, but did snack too much. *wiggles gut*

Green Day is badass. And the song choice is simply perfect. I guess this one didn't count as a 'suspected political message', right?🤣

Norton360: We just quarantined an email with xxx.js malware worm. You didn't open, click, or even see the damn thing, but would you like us to suck every ounce of RAM out of your laptop right now while you're trying to get shit done so we can scan your computer to see all the shit we didn't catch?

Hey look! It's the two "people" most responsible for America currently being fucking destroyed. The architects of the destruction. trump is simply a blunt tool, for them, putin, netanyahu, etc. He doesn't have the fucking cognitive bandwidth to not shit himself in public. He just follows directions.

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My dog actually lip syncs better than this. And does it without be a filthy fuckin' douchebag.

Which one of these three was the 'suspected political message'??? "The only thing more powerful than hate is love" "Together, We Are America" "We're still here" Fuckin' racists are assholes with everything, man. It doesn't matter wtf it is. Treating humans like humans? gop: HELL NO!🙄🖕

lol stay mad

It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."

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