They know how to end the war. Attack the people who actually control shit. They know trump sure as fuck isn't that person.🤷‍♂️ Solid plan, no notes.

Okay, that's enough internet for the day...🤣

Bryon Noem getting ready to bust some heads because you guys keep making fun of him. imgur.com/gallery/when...

Do you think bryon nome wanted some of that sweet lewandowski lovin'? Started / Going

BREAKING: Donald Trump Jr and Eric are no longer the biggest boobs in Washington. #ByronNoem

i swear this gov is a TV show. the head of intelligence got hacked and used his real name for a porn account. the head of dept of war accidentally texted war plans to a journalist. and now former head of homeland security grappling with husband's secret cross-dressing double life in anti-LGBTQ admin

EXACTLY!!! It's a wish list. It's his letter to the fuckin' Easter Bunny. It doesn't mean shit. It holds ZERO legal authority. It's a goddamn internal memo from the drunk bitch down in HR.

Stop. Theres no truth to the rumor that king rapey is plan to name his ridiculous ballroom, The Eagle’s Nest.

I'm old enough to remember when this horseshit vanity project was touted as $100M ballroom. It just goes up every week in regular increments and no one fucking notices. It's how he does this shit. Frog in a pot. Every fucking day.

He honestly thinks if he writes it down and draws a klan rally at the bottom of it - it has to be done. He has no idea wtf is going on right now. And the assholes surrounding him? They just feed into it for their own twisted fucking reasons. I can't believe we're allowing this shit. It won't last.

No president has ever fancied himself a mob boss. Even Nixon knew the limitations (eventually). He needs to get in there to stare them down. Intimidation is a key portion of his "leadership" style.

The Supreme Court ruled today that a practitioner's religious beliefs are more important in treating you than any science bc science that counters one's religious beliefs violates the practitioner's right to free expression and exercise of their religious beliefs God, this country is dumb af

Big Sharpie. Tough Sharpie. Tears in his eyes I guess, says to me "Sir, you have toilet paper stuck to your shoe. I had that Sharpie deported. True story. BALLROOM!!"

Workers putting the final touches on the donald Jeenyus trump presidential library. The back portion of that pad will serve as both the foundation for the ballroom as well as extra parking required for the dump trucks to haul off used adult diapers, because his fat ass don't fit in the porta-shitter

If I were Harrison Ford I would do this CONSTANTLY!😆 And if you get that joke, you're my people.🫵👊

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Actually, lindsey, dialing in the iron sights of your M16-A2 from 500 yards at the rifle range in the California desert while a PMI maddogs you because you pissed him off earlier, knowing that if you miss it's an extra week of hell - is still better than whatever the fuck you got goin' on there.🤷‍♂️

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What the fuck is even happening right now???

I don't get to use it that often! 😆

Just like the screeching circus peanut, everyone in his regime somehow believes he's just entitled to do whatever the fuck he wants. This is the result of zero consequences for seven decades. And the cult is all-in on it.

ted and heidi-heidi-ho cruz are worth ~$2.6 million. His calluses are from repeated paper cuts caused by counting money. I have calluses on my hands thicker than the layer of hate that surrounds him when he walks into a room - and I often have to work weekends to pay my bills. 🖕Fuck you.🖕

Every one of these is a war crime. Every. One. Is this NEW AND MORE REASONABLE REGIME in the room with us right now?

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I'm with him.. #politics

Maybe you should get off the 'we fucking hate America tour while claiming to be patriot' circlejerk maga/cpac tour and spend some time with your own daughter so she knows what the fuck you look like.🤷‍♂️ republicans REALLY don't like being treated the same way they treat everyone else...

A Wankpanzer spotted in the wild. I guess that must be a SpaceX rocket painted on the side??

The insecurity circle-jerk yanks on...

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I nominate this cartoon by Steve Cousineau for a Pulitzer!

Aha! They've finally decided on an objective. The objective of the war is to eliminate consequences put in place because he started a war. Got it. 👍 The most incompetent group of fucking idiots on the planet. Seriously.

Looks like I got placed on another list.🙄 They seriously need to revamp the list system here. They work fine, but we should have the ability to block an account and that removes their ability to place you on a list. It's not that difficult. Sometimes this shit gets out of control.

Meanwhile, Congress just sits on their ass with their bullshit rhetoric about anything but war and the Epstein files. You know, the body that is required to authorize this. According to the Constitution, anyway. Not that it means fuckall anymore... republicans are literally destroying my country.

I love how they are still hyperventilating about “saving the country” from a Republican controlled White House, Congress, and Supreme Court.

Study in narcissistic hubris 101: The new White House "app" (spyware) labeled version 47.0.0 wants permission to track your location - every 4.5 minutes. Seriously. They think that passes as clever, or that it somehow 'owns the libs'. It's actually just cringe AF. Holy shit.

trump regime releases spyware app...

Drill baby, drill!🤣 I know, crude. IDGAF anymore...👍

Interesting resignation message - but I'll take it!

Here's the thing: He's a lawyer. When a lawyer makes a statement like this it means there's a metric fuckton of illegal activity going on - because he knows the bar for indictment in that scenario. The is an absolute admission right here. We all KNEW it, but this is implied proof.

Garry ✅

We don't need an image of a klan rally on our money.

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Gawd you guys continue to absolutely SUCK at messaging. This phrasing feeds DIRECTLY into the bullshit 'Democrats want everything for free' and 'Dems want someone else to pay' dogwhistles from the gop. How about 'Dems want to restructure tax code brackets into a more wealth-based conversion'?

This is fucking wizard-level contradiction. Only massive fucking idiots can pull it off.👍

Absolutely fucking correct! But...why would that be a problem? You assholes didn't do anything illegal, right? That's what you keep telling us. Shouldn't be an issue at all...🤷‍♂️

I bought my husky and my malinois squeaky tennis balls. You guys would not BELIEVE the level of side-eye I'm gettin' from my wife right now while we're trying to watch tv. 🤷‍♂️😆 🥎🐶

Dumbass here once again proves how stupid he is by reiterating that he believes those seeking asylum come from actual insane asylums. And the fact that they stopped being called that in the 80's is not even the most ludicrous fucking thing about this. You don't even notice that part. 🤷‍♂️

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