Every time you think he does anything even remotely resembling a good idea, look closer. Most of the time it's actually something Biden did.

The sandwich guy has been acquitted. When the jury did not return a quick verdict, it looked like he might be toast. Turns out they needed to chew on it some more. www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcn...

I have no idea what everyone on the right side is doing, but the COMPLETELY vacant, checked-out look on dipshit's face proves he doesn't either. He's so fucking far gone. Reagan was bad towards the end, but HOLY FUCK.

Mainstream media: people voted for a Muslim Democratic socialist, here’s why we have to move to the right.

Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.

So freaking shameful What is wrong with us, people???

Praise for dictators is what passes for humor in this regime.

This is how they spin shit.

Apparently the internet has figured out that the new Oval Office signage and gilding is at base a literal meme template

Hell yes! Go into the midterms with that mindset, dumbfuck.👍🤣

I WEAR COWBOY HATS ON THE TEEVEE - TAKE ME SERIOUSLY!!!

Fuck your feelings, you little imp-looking motherfucker.

Now, anyone normal would look at these and think to themselves "this is ai, right?...RIGHT???". But sadly, no. It's the fucking moron 73 million people in this country thought would be the best choice to be president... This is not the only video, there are several in his thread. Holy. Fuck.

On top of an excellent headline, @audrelawdamercy.bsky.social lays out an excellent story on the tariff case before the "Supreme" Court today. As usual, thomas and alito seem to be running cover for their favorite orange rapist. I would expect nothing less.🙄 ballsandstrikes.org/scotus/learn...

He's only half right (which is actually more than usual). His stupid ass was ABSOLUTELY on yesterday's ballot. He is, in fact, likely the biggest factor in republicans across the country having their asses handed to them.

It's time for Chuck to retire.

Can we get a moment of silence for the poor interpreters who have to translate that slobbering, meandering dementia-ridden fuck? Maybe we should start a gofundme for their therapy bills?🤷‍♂️

It's funny that you've decided to run on your record like you have a fucking choice.🤣😆🤣 You will be, but it isn't gonna work out how you think. Average voters live this reality every fucking day, you think the "economy" is just some sort of abstract idea.

Yeah, you dumbshits aren't ever getting paid. How in the fuck do you run a business and have ZERO idea how to vet a client??? His history of not paying contractors is more well-documented than his supposed "assassination attempt". I honestly hope you dumbfucks go bankrupt.🖕🤡🖕

I'm AMAZED he heard anything about it! By the way, dipshit, Georgia, Virginia and Mississippi all had significant Democratic wins, and they're all red states.

Sovereignty is the supreme authority of a state or person to govern itself, free from external control. I'm curious what "sovereignty" trump thinks he "we" had in New York. The motherfucker honestly thinks he's the supreme ruler. He really does. YOU are the 'external control' in that definition.

I've been saying this for the entire three weeks mikey (trump's little) johnson has been trotting out his line of bullshit for his shutdown blame game. Crash his fucking press conferences! There is no reason the media should be pointing cameras at him when he has no fucking idea what's going on.

Kudos to whoever told him you have to show ID at the grocery store. You can tell this dementia-addled fuck anything you want and he'll think it's reality.

@rogerzenaf.bsky.social 🤣

Jesus fucking christ he is the tackiest motherfucker on the planet. His gaudiness would make Liberace blush. Holy fuck.

📌Republicans have ZDS: Zohran Derangement Syndrome.

Earlier this year, I met a Croatian journalist who was in the US doing a piece on America’s politics and I asked her what surprised her. And she said, “What you all call the far left is just being normal.”

you are missing incredible things on X

Trump isn't taking yesterday's election results very well

The adl is a fucking joke.

THE AMERICAN VOTER DEMANDS TRANSGENDER FOR EVERYBODY!

This is HUGE! The sad part is that it's extremely newsworthy simply because he's competent and no one fucking knows what that's like any more. 🤷‍♂️

Word on the Hill: Gary Peters, Jeanne Shaheen, and other centrist Democrats want to end the shutdown. Every poll shows Republicans are losing this fight. Secure the ACA subsidies. We do not capitulate to a fascist tyrant and especially not when we’re winning you morons. Blow up their fucking phones.

"Mr. Speaker, does the fact that republicans across the country absolutely had their asses handed to them have you considering compromising with Democrats to reopen the government?" Mike (trump's little) Johnson: "I haven't seen that. I haven't heard anything about that until I just walked in"👍

Nah, it was a mandate, dawg. Isn't that what you motherfuckers claim? An election win, no matter how close, is a clear "mandate"? Well, last night was a blowout. Last night was an actual mandate.

Congrats Zohran on being the first Mets fan to realize that if he wanted to see a big win in his lifetime he’d have to do it himself

A sitting United States Representative, folks. This is who they are.

BREAKING... Chuck Schumer has just endorsed Zohran Mamdani

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republicans are PISSED about this! They weren't pissed about abbott doing it - without putting it to a vote, just deciding to fucking redraw all the districts mid-decade. But when it's actually put before the voters, and THEY decide to do it - that really pisses off republicans.🤷‍♂️🖕

Now everyone needs to follow our lead! 🙂

I tried to be objective heading into the night but I just changed the outdoor lights to ALL BLUE BECAUSE I AM PETTY AF

Thanks for the help, guys! 👍🤣

NEW RULE! During hockey games you are NOT allowed to have commercials with Christmas jingles in them until AT LEAST fucking December! Just. Stop.