Ugh. Imagine being stationed on the USS Pedophile…

Is it gonna be a fountain? It should be a fountain...🖕 republicans: Let's denigrate President John F. Kennedy's name. Also, let's build an altar to a FUCKING RACIST PODCASTER!!!

Shit like this is EXACTLY why people like bari weiss were installed in positions of power in media companies. Hard-hitting journalism - only so long as it makes Democrats look bad. The investigative reporting into CECOT? Yeah, nothing to see here... Fourth Reich motherfuckers.

Holy fuck, the desperation is palpable.

You son of a bitch!🤣 As far as I know there are only three five-letter words in the English language that end with those four letters. And I had to try all of them. 😆 Wordle 1,646 6/6 ⬛🟨⬛⬛🟩 ⬛⬛🟩⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Actually mikey, you absolute asshat, people don't 'disown' people because of politics. People disown people (cut toxic relationships out of their lives) because of morality. The politics simply unmasks their moral compass. This isn't difficult, but I understand your need to be the victim.🤷‍♂️👍

Professional victimhood is the foundation of the current republican party. White males - the most discriminated group since 16th century Christians. 👍🙄😶😜

When Freud posited his theory of subconscious truth manifestation in speech - THIS is exactly what he was talking about.😆

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Since he's nothing more than a goddamn "influencer" anyway, perhaps he can snag an endorsement from a bendy-straw company. 🤷‍♂️

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The EPSTEIN Files are a much quicker read than I expected.

Incredible words from real boxer Anthony Joshua after he knocked Jake Paul the fuck out lol

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Cher will shank a bitch...😆

I actually tried to google a photo of children staring at a photo of putin or kim jong un in a manner of worship - and none exist. And that...speaks volumes.

Trump does something, and rather than holding HIM responsible, Democrats make 'rules' and try to pass bills to prevent FUTURE Presidents from doing it again. And that's why trump does whatever the fuck he wants. He's NEVER held responsible for his actions. Fucking. Ever.

Nailed it! Except Foster's was an act.😆

Well...shit.

hassett and nutlick BOTH need that condescending fucking smirk wiped off their faces. In the most painful manner possible.

They really did fucking mute dissentions for this sham bullshit! Holy fuck.

😭😭😭🙏 Soon 🙏

Dolan's finally out! Fuck that guy.

Just in: The Bar Association and state legislature of the great state of Virgina have rejected halligan. That bitch can't even convince a fake state to have her...

McDonalds releases their first feature film: The Hamburgler Goes to Washington!

Sums it up nicely.

Goddamnit! I just spit Gatorade out of my nose...😆🤣😆

This is a fucking mental illness. And the building is named by Congressional decree, not by a fucking insecure manchild who thinks everyone on the planet should worship at his feet while he completely fucking destroys the country. By the way - THIS type of shit IS a distraction. A stupid one.

Jesus. Fucking. Christ.

Congress continues to appropriate funds for specific purposes after it is passed by both chambers, and King Donald continues to seize the money to redirect it where he wants it to go instead.

The vice president of the United States has no idea what *words* mean. Because he's a complete fucking idiot too.

This is called narcissistic collapse, and I've been warning of it for over a year. It WILL get worse.

Putin knows Trump is in trouble, which means he needs to do whatever he wants as soon as possible. Netanyahu is in a similar situation. All of them are dangerous and unpredictable right now.

We honestly live in the dumbest fucking timeline.

He should wait until Prime day. He can I probably snag a deal.🤷‍♂️

The economic breakdown of a penis...🙄🙄

It’s a wrap

Isn't this how the hunger games started?🤔

Capitalism can’t function if everyone succeeds. It depends on inequality, on people being poor enough to accept low-paid work so wealth continues to rise to the top. I find it hard to support any system that only works by keeping people struggling. The system should work for all of us. #socialism

What an absolute fucking joke.

Losing a gun debate in the most convincing fashion in history?🤷‍♂️🖕