mitch mcconnell proof of life video just dropped!

when i was young they had these people called “investigative journalists” who could find out stuff like if a senator was dead or not

Breaking: Following surprise USMNT loss donald trump to place 500% tariff on Belgian waffles...

Gary Oldman to play mitch mcconnell in upcoming biopic...

If Michael McDonald (Stuart from SNL) doesn't play Susan Dell in the live-action remake of the Fall of Democracy - wtf are we even doing here???🤷‍♂️

The man responsible for vetting Democratic candidates was apparently blindsided and finds it disturbing...🙄

US against Belgium.

You could look a maga straight in the eye and ask them about any one of these and they would act like they had no fucking idea what you're talking about. Inconvenient truths.

thomas and alito need to scalia.👍

Interviewer: Tell me about a time you overcame adversity. Me: One time Craig in accounting said I couldn't eat an entire family-sized lasagna by myself while standing over the sink in the employee bathroom. I said 'Craig. You don't know shit about fuck!' and did it.

Guess what, you didn't piss me off. You simply forced me to reexamine our method of democracy and the complacency with which we've all grown accustomed. I find it difficult to feel bad over self-inflicted wounds.🤷‍♂️

After the turtle is tits-up (he already is) it's WAY past time to have a discussion about these motherfuckers holding a literal death-grip on their seats of power until they're wheeled the fuck out of Congress. This motherfucker froze up PUBLICLY three times in the last two years He's. Still. There.

The US can still win if jd vance has the courage...

Listen, we just need four more goals. That's...I think that's one more than what we need... ~trump on the phone tomorrow (probably)

We deserve this. We deserve every fucking ounce of this. The players don't, but we as a country absolutely do. nypost.com/2026/07/06/s...

Breaking: Susan Collins endorses Graham Platner for a seat on the Supreme Court...

The technical term for getting beaten soundly by Belgium in soccer is “getting waffle housed.”

Posted for no reason. No reason at all...

Any publication that posts things like this without pointing out that trump is responsible for 20% of the total amount... the TOTAL amount... In history... 1/5th... Is a disingenuous shitrag.

Breaking: Brain dead lunatic reports on brain deadness of the brain dead...

By "bad news" they mean 'reality'. Because the reality of the situation is that the gop is going to have their fuckin' asses handed to them in November, and someone actually said it to their disillusioned fucking faces.

I agree with the kids. Also worth noting that EVERY person near trump is protecting their crotch.

If you trust trump to keep his word for more than 30 seconds, let alone 18 FUCKING YEARS, you shouldn't be allowed to reproduce.

It is super creepy when Trump, Vance, etc. harass private citizens by name or photo. But no one stops them, and now THE SITTING PRESIDENT is directing virulent harassment at little kids. Twice. He posted this TWICE today. What the fuck are we doing? Why is no one stopping this?

Dear Leader REQUIRES your attendance at his mandatory indoctrination centers! I don't know if these people have never been around college-age kids, but the number one way to get them to look very closely at your hidden agenda is to mandate attendance.

Heather Cox Richardson for Maine Senate. If she is willing to do it.

Good morning ♥︎ !

Friendly reminder that trump's favorite photo of himself, and the one he uses on everything because he thinkd it makes him look 'tough', is his mugshot taken when he was arrested and booked into the Fulton County jail in Atlanta (and immediately released). It's. A. Mugshot.

donald trump is now posting old photos of himself, because people are pointing out the ample size of his pampers-wrapped ass and comparing him to Taft. This photo is from 2018.

I'm positive he's already gone full rigor-tortoise.🤷‍♂️ www.huffpost.com/entry/latest...

What he means by this is that nobody has ever looked at the Strait of Hormuz as a money making opportunity. Only trump and his big brain can do that. What's the result of his illegal attack on Iran? Massive fees now to get through the Strait.

Elaine Chao: “I had to flee the hospital. My family runs a $14 billion shipping and chemical empire in China. And the staff kept forcing me to plug Mitch back in while I was charging my iPhone.”

One of the few upsides of this cluster fuck we've been drawn into for the last 10-12 years is that you can just look at a photograph of someone now and know what you are dealing with.

1/4 April 27th, Katie Phang: Blanche and the DOJ are violating federal law by not releasing the epstein files DOJ: *nothing* June 25th, Judge Sullivan: DOJ effectively conceded it was violating the transparency law by failing to substantively respond to Phang's allegations June 26th, DOJ: Nuh-uh

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I knew fairly quickly I wasn't cut out for corporate workplaces.

Schumer needs to just shut the fuck up and go away.

Trump watching himself watch himself on fox news.

Now, if the United States goes on to win the World Cup, it will forever be tainted. #ETTD

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It only took him two sentences to get to the ad hominem. That is a sure sign that the bullshit spewing out of everyone in this administration is losing its effectiveness. The confidence with which trump spews his bullshit RELIES on just repeating it endlessly until it's believed They're losing that