Hey look! It's the two "people" most responsible for America currently being fucking destroyed. The architects of the destruction. trump is simply a blunt tool, for them, putin, netanyahu, etc. He doesn't have the fucking cognitive bandwidth to not shit himself in public. He just follows directions.

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My dog actually lip syncs better than this. And does it without be a filthy fuckin' douchebag.

Which one of these three was the 'suspected political message'??? "The only thing more powerful than hate is love" "Together, We Are America" "We're still here" Fuckin' racists are assholes with everything, man. It doesn't matter wtf it is. Treating humans like humans? gop: HELL NO!🙄🖕

lol stay mad

It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."

A live look at the Turning Point All-American Super Bowl Halftime Show...

You people have no idea how much that photo of an entire air wing in formation outdoors saluting with no covers on just triggered every fucking one of us Marines...😆

MAGA: we don’t watch the NFL, it’s too woke Also MAGA: spends two weeks bitching about the Super Bowl halftime show and the Black National Anthem every year

Every ICE officer who has broken the law should be arrested, tried, and imprisoned for their crimes.

I am absolutely convinced that whoever designed the @fitbit.bsky.social default band has never worn a watch in their entire life. How does it make sense for the hole to pop off the sizing nub when you try to tuck the end of the band? Like, who does your fuckin' R&D - Satan???

Buncha fuckin' marshmallows!

The Super Bowl halftime show, with American citizen Bad Bunny, exposed racists all over the country. I fixed the EXTREMELY misleading headline for you. You're welcome. Fuckers.🖕

Teddy is BIG MAD when the tables are turned. Another useless angertainment actor I can't wait to be gone.

This is not on his feed. Guys, please vet this stuff before putting it up. When I see this it forces me to comb through his feed to verify it, and...HOLY FUCK! I don't know why anyone is even creating false posts from him. It is NOT required, just screenshoot his feed.🤮 I need a shower now...🤣

My favorite event at the Olympics so far was the JD Vance booing.

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This is just ludicrous at this point. Him and his useless goddamn 'executive orders'. They are internal memos, that's all they are - not law. Like flaming clownfuck ludicrous. Holy shit. He does this to manipulate markets and look 'tough' for the slobbering maga crowd. That's it.

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Every single German TV station refers to Trump as an actual fascist and compares him to Hitler… Every. Single. One. 😎✨

Post your favorite “Lord of the Rings” character wrong answers only.

That's great. We support recovery efforts in EVERY state, for ALL Americans. Speaking of which, Mr. President, PLEASE release the federal disaster aid you’re withholding from LA that will help people rebuild their homes.

THAT WAS ONLY MEANT TO BE SHARED INTERNALLY AT THE WHITE HOUSE! ITS CALLED THE WHITE HOUSE FOR A REASON!!! leavitt's next statement (probably)

I dunno, it used to be that the fact the 'president' of the United States is a fucking massively racist shitposting asshole was something real Americans did care about. Now...not so much. *when she says 'American public' she means maga. And only maga.

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Only vocalize your intention to protest. You should never put anything in rioting.

Tim scott figuring out, apparently for the first time, that when trump points to him and says see, I'm not racist that it's just bullshit. If this is the worst this motherfucker has been living under a rock. Holy fuck - the cluelessness is breathtaking.

And 32% of the country, and every republican in Congress, absolutely does not give a fuck. They think it's funny. I look forward to mike johnson not knowing a fucking thing about it. If anyone bothers to ask.

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The problem of ICE/CBP reform is we have a monster rampaging through our democracy and are trying to restrict *which* cities it can pillage and *how many* civilians it can eat. The problem isn’t the restrictions on the monster; the problem is the monster. www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/six-ways-t...

It's funny because trump and his doj are ACTUALLY arresting people like Don Lemon because they went to church...🤷‍♂️

Grandpa, how did you become independently wealthy? Well, I called the "president" a pedophile protector" to his goddamn orange, bloated face! Fucking. Legend.🤣

One is Unhinged Tyrannical Murderer of his own citizens and the other is the Ayatollah

We got one of these things for the office and every time the newest headline alarms me anew.

You don’t need to “imagine” following the warrant process. It's what the Constitution requires. #holdfast

again we do not really do a good job of explaining how wealthy people like Jeff Bezos are his net worth is $253.2 billion. so he could take one million dollars, and just light it on fire and then do it again tomorrow and again the day after that and then do it every day for 693 years and 8 months

THEY WANT TO TAKE OVER ELECTIONS WHILE EXECUTING CIVILIANS! WAKE THE FUCK UP!!!

Whistleblower puts Tulsi on notice that he will go to Congress himself if her office doesn’t respond by Friday.

"Trump Ally Calls for Armed ICE Agents at Polling Places" shows that Steve Bannon is calling for ICE to 'surround the polls.' open.substack.com/pub/rawstory...

The word "however" should never follow this sentence. Ever. This is how far down the goddamn rabbit hole these assholes have dragged us. This won't even get a blip in major media. My Constitution doesn't give a fuck about your feelings.

Everything elmo says is recycled, fantastical bullshit. He should be writing fantasy novels. But maga LOVES him, because to them he's a JEENYUS! Just like their Cheeto Geezus.

Being a male in America isn’t easy. Beginning on your 12th birthday you suddenly are competing with Republican Preachers, Presidents, CEOs, business owners, Representatives, Cabinet members, Children’s Church teachers, bankers, Senators, Pastors, Elon Musk, and ICE agents for girls your own age.

Hey! You guys wanna see a dead body? 🤣😆

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There is a very special place in hell for those who knowingly mislead EVERYONE for years, then when no longer relevant, after unimaginable damage has been done, attempt to redeem their reputation by telling the truth. Book deal on deck - I GUARANTEE IT. Too late, fuck off.🖕

The current regime's underlying policy is to make everybody's fucking life more difficult while their rich fellow-pedophiles rake in even more cash. They think everything is a monetary opportunity. As soon as you understand that a lot of shit makes more sense.