I'd joke that "her speech skill must be maxed out" but she was the reason I almost didn't watch the first season of White Lotus past the second episode. So it really just is "racists like her because she's cute and White"

Yup.

Hahahahahahaha

You can tell that Senate Democrats know they made an awesome deal because they sprang it on us on a Sunday afternoon and then raced it through that same night.

I'm going to REALLY enjoy laughing at all the MAGAs who get 50-year mortgages to "own the libs" in 20 years

HOLD THE LINE, DEMOCRATS!

Trump won West Virginia by 41.9 percentage points.

Ask him why so many air traffic controllers are retiring at once. Ask him if it has anything to do with Reagan firing 11K union strikers in 1981 and having to replace them all at once. Ask him how the mass firings this year will impact us the same way 40 years from now. Ask him, Jake.

Find someone who looks at you like Charlie Kirk's wife looks at JD Vance.

Totally normal stuff on Walmart's website.

He wants this. He breathes chaos.

FYI: The President of Puerto Rico is a piece of fucking shit.

AI be like...

HOLY SHIT I just figured out where I "recognized" Sydney Sweeney from. I know she's been in stuff, but s/o just reminded me she was that "actress on White Lotus you said was so bad you almost quit watching the show." That's hilarious.

Why did my kid start laughing

With JD Vance clearly banging Charlie Kirk’s wife, it’s time for this guy to hit up Usha and do the funniest thing possible

What the fuck does any of this bullshit have to do with pets? Spotted at the Pittsburgh pet expo.

Lol

My significant other and I found some teenage girls discarded dream journal on the ground in Ann Arbor, and we are kind of worried about her, but there’s no way to find her to check if she’s OK. So now we just get to worry. Those are the last couple of pages that are filled in

I’m just glad Trump doesn’t have an Alibaba account or this would be going in the White House

ICE got dommed by a sub.

Jd loves the new look

Gonna be really disappointed if there isn't a sandwich-throwing line at the next DC protest.

MAGA Guy: "So you just want everyone in ICE in prison for life?" Me: "No, not at all. Administrative staff should get some leniency. Maybe 10 years with early release for good behavior." Living in WV is interesting.

Trump's lackeys can't even convict a ham sandwich, even if they do manage to get a grand jury to indict one.

SANDWICH THROWER FOUND NOT GUILTY Y'ALL!

Is this shameless grifter trying to pull a Joe Walsh?

Look, I know these are all words and they are thrown together in a way that seems to make sense but this is the most nonsensical thing I have read this week.

One side of Trump's face be like...

🚨🚨🚨ALERT:🚨🚨🚨It has been announced that the Sandwich Thrower’s victim will be awarded the Dijon Heart, the highest departmental recognition for law enforcement officials impacted by incidents of bread-based battery.

A room full of people who don't know what "Communism" or "Socialism" are thought this cover slapped.

Dude tried to make CANADA a state and he's complaining about the potential of PR and DC?

So apparently Nicki Minaj is a total piece of shit.

I feel like if we made MAGAs 100% Final Fantasy Tactics tomorrow, we could solve a lot of problems.

"Vote for me or Trump will send in the tanks" is a great closing argument.

To be fair, I don't like onions or mustard, so smelling those would be unpleasant.

Election Day in New York City. Adams endorsed Cuomo. Trump endorsed Cuomo. Musk endorsed Cuomo. Any questions?

Dick Cheney really knows how to boost national morale though

It does stain the flag though

Americans need to be prepared in the coming years to get summoned to jury duty and ratfuck every single show trial. I don't care if they did it. INNOCENT.

Dick Cheney went to visit Charlie Kirk in hell.

😂

My s/o just did my makeup for my Charlie Kirk costume for tonight lol

Charlie Kirk's wife to JD Vance: "Baby, I AM the casting couch"

Wait...is the game plan to allow Trump to slide so far into dementia that he can't be charged for his crimes once the Epstein files are released?

Who’s hungry

RFK Jr is gonna try to fuck one of those herpes monkeys, isn't he?

Trump hasn't even been President a year and we have escaped COVID-Herpes-Hepatitis monkeys running around.

Anyone want to buy a disassembled baby?