When you see your friend's wife at his funeral. This is beyond creepy 😲

Perfection.

😂

Had a headache. Took a Tylenol. Now I have a sudden desire to organize my Magic: The Gathering collection

Every single time they try this, the story is quickly outed as bullshit. Others have already gotten busted.

Should I donate these clothes to charity or run around town laying them out on the ground to trick Christians into thinking they got left behind? Decisions, decisions...

Does Tylenol increase the chance that the Epstein files will be released?

Here's a REAL hero.

ChatGPT just told me "Alligator Alcatraz" doesn't exist.

I'd compare the current idiot in the White House to Camacho, but Camacho actually had the best interests of his country at heart and loved America.

OMG 😂😂😂

Charlie Kirk's death was not tragic. Period.

At least we are honoring a dead piece of shit white supremacist though

Everything reminds me of him.

Under his eye.

The Hodgetwins are trying to cyberbully me lol

I'm moving forward as though there will be an election, but shit is moving fast and there probably won't be one -- at least not one we would recognize as an "election."

Mickey be like..

WELCOME TO HELL BROTHERRRRRRRRRR

OMG he's too stupid to know they are making fun of him

Not enough Vigilante in this season of Peacemaker

Can’t believe the CDC. Can’t believe the DoJ. Can’t believe the BLS. Can’t believe the FBI. But I believe in us.

Sigh...yeah

OK this season of Gen V is pretty great.

I was NOT ready for the LaFurby.

I hate to say this because they invariably kill my favorite shows (*Cough*TheRiches*Cough*), but it's time for a Writers' Guild strike.

I don’t think this fucking idiot knows what “objectively” means

At least they admit what they are

It’s insane to me that both Jimmy Kimmel and Joe Rogan started out on The Man Show. Kimmel evolved into a pretty decent guy over time while Rogan never worked on himself for even for a second and became Lord of the Incels. And now, girls on trampolines.

If you make it through these four years without being on a watchlist, I’ll probably be disappointed in you

The Make Billionaires Pay protests have been planned to coincide with world leaders coming to New York for the UN General Assembly and Climate Week.

So just to sum up what happened last night, you aren’t allowed to call them fascists but you also aren’t allowed to be anti-fascist.

Sigh…yeah

So where is antifa headquartered? Is it in the basement of a pizzeria? I bet it’s in the basement of a pizzeria that doesn’t have a basement.

Trump declared ANTIFA a terrorist organization, meaning anyone opposing fascism could be criminalized. He also pressured Nexstar to pull the Jimmy Kimmel show, a direct attack on free speech. This is what authoritarianism looks like in real time.

Imagine being too terrible for Tucker Carlson

The Trump crew silencing Jimmy isn’t protecting America; it’s protecting their egos. Free speech means comedians get to roast presidents — not the other way around.

So is the “kill the homeless” guy still on the air?

Truth is now treason. Where do we go from here?

Not only is Antifa not a terrorist organization, but it’s not even an organization.

Officially pirating a lot of tv shows as of tonight. Thanks, Yuppow.

And since it’s going to happen, I also stand with Seth Meyers

I stand with Jimmy Kimmel

if you didn't vote for Kamala Harris, shut the fuck up right now

Some of you were pissed at me when I said it shortly after the 2024 election. I didn't care. I'm saying it again. I still don't care. President Biden knew what was about to happen after Trump was declared the winner. There had never been sense of urgency about holding this motherf*cker accountable.

There’s no such thing as free speech any longer. Our rights are being stripped away from us right in front of our eyes.

The right only believes in free speech when it protects their voices. Jimmy Kimmel floated the obvious, maybe the Charlie Kirk killer wasn’t some mythical “antifa leftist” but came from their own side, and suddenly his show is on “indefinite pause.” One step closer to authoritarianism.

Disrespect Robert Redford and your days are numbered cucks lol

First time he’s ever been right about anything