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the next USMNT is just the women's team wearing moustaches.

They haven't counted the mail-in goals yet. This one isn't over, folks.

If this Curse is real then why is he still here is what I want to know

At least we can rest up for Salah v Messi

USMNT paying homage to Mitch McConnel by being completely lifeless right now.

At least we have the House Targaryen vs House Lannister match to look forward to, unless George RR Martin files an injunction.

Don’t send a man to do a woman’s job

THAT WAS SICK

PUT THE WOMEN IN

Uh doi

Obviously it’s immensely satisfying to see pictures of Ronaldo crying, but let’s not lose sight of the fact that he’ll still be crying off camera in the dressing room and possibly in his hotel room and maybe even on the flight home

Fuckity bye you rapist

Why yes, that’s a Spain fan air guitarring an inflatable Iberico ham leg. How can you not be romantic about the World Cup.

One thing about a bartender: they can spot a Type

Writing to FIFA to also have Niklas Kronwall’s game 7 suspension in 2015 overturned and therefore Wings win that series and I will take that Stanley Cup now please and thank you.

If you can’t win with an extra hombre, I don’t know what to tell you

Well that sucks

PULL THE GOALIE

YOU HAVE AN EXTRA DUDE WHY WONT YOU SCORE

Is Pickford having a breakdown

ONZE MINUTOS

When we hit 90 minutes and the sideline official holds up that digital board and there's a "14" on it this entire continent is going up for grabs

VAmos

Azteca.

harry kane is what a boomer pornstar calls his dick

ROJOOOOOOOOOO

“¡Llama a una ambulancia... pero no para mí!”🇲🇽

I am generally a Harry Kane fan, but someone, possibly @machete.gay, once called him a "gormless, died-in-Ypres-looking motherfucker" and I can't see him without thinking that now

The equalizer is coming

It’s the viagra

Well this isn’t going the way I expected

Pausa De Hidratacion

Alvarado has the closest haircut here to the soccer ideal: Özil at Schalke

Hey this is the first soccer game I’ve ever watched on purpose, is Neymar like a total bitch all the time or

Brazil

Well I’m glad Alli will be getting some rest before the PL season

OSCAR BOB

Sure this world cup has been fantastic but if it leads to a bunch of American's becoming Man City fans was it worth it?

Oh Alli, you know better than that

Love that you can just throw on Neymar Jr as a sub that’s just crazy

Woody eating his broccoli

The Prisoner full series is on Criterion. Be seeing you.

The security guard at the door:

Trump getting split in half by a bolt of lightning while giving a speech on America's 250th would be the greatest thing to happen in human history and could never be topped