Not to brag while the world is on fire, but For this moment in time, my life is really, REALLY great and I want to appreciate that out loud.

Happy Birthday @tautim0na.bsky.social !!

Today is our first time having people over for a “party” (we don’t have a dining table yet) but I DID make a bunch of fresh coffee for espresso martinis for my wife’s friends. Very excited to post final result.

Bears?

a group of people were like "i found a way to live my life as a truer version of myself" and instead of being like "that's beautiful, how can i help" people were like "i don't think schools should have books in them anymore"

No really - a regular hangout with your usual cadre of idiots will fix you. I promise.

Ends tonight! Next up: Pantlaza, Sun-Favored!

Bonjour morning folk

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Hey! We need a potential back up player! Anyone able to fill in??

Folks, you can't report the United States to its manager. There's no superhero coming to save us. We don't need one giant act of heroism. We need millions of small acts of solidarity. Help one person in your community for nothing in return. Then, do it again. And again. That's the revolution.

Above our fireplace is cute.

This is community right here

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I’ve had 2 days at my new job and I swear I had no idea how bad things were at my old place I’m not miserable coming home?? I’m respected? They’re letting me learn at my own pace??? They got my a Bahn Mi?????

Hey @danbernstein.bsky.social I am nominating Kemp’s Seasonal Apple Crisp as the flavor of the week.

Happy Anniversary, babe. Happy 6 years @lbear.bsky.social

Good morning.

Zicke zacke, zicke zacke, hoi hoi hoi!

best $6 you'll ever spend on gaming

Heading home. For real this time.

still fuckin pissed off that "buttermilk" is milk with the butter specifically removed. These are my "handshoes". you know, the ones my hands don't go in.

weaponized incontinence

look at this absolute fucking dumbass

All I saw was cheesecake boat and ocean for at least 5 minutes

Presenting The Boob Boys

Charlie Kirk’s alleged killer scratched bullets with a Helldivers combo and a furry sex meme

i’d very much like to quit my job soon as im beginning to feel a sense of dread and unsafety so if anyone has any paid opportunities for a magic creator with a film degree please reach out

Everyone loves Samus, the buff 7-foot lesbian that shoots rockets out of her arm. Nintendo: "She has a motorcycle now." Everyone has died.

it's my last day at work, and I drive to MN tonight, and the news/social media today is just neverending pile of "oh what the fuck", I'm strongly considering just logging off all day

All fire fighters do is grocery shop.

Yooooooo I didn't realize it had a sonic scene on it

Things I recommend instead of doomscrolling: -reaching out to a trusted group chat -cleaning your home -eating ice cream -playing with a pet -reading a book -donating to charity -writing in a journal -taking a hot shower -watching a standup comedy special -going to bed early

second best news i've heard lately

well color me shocked that a major publication would baselessly accuse trans people of committing violence

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Seen in my neighborhood yesterday. bsky.app/profile/niko...

Thinking about him

oh god oh fuck balatro what did u do

Just in case someone needs to hear it: You can be the biggest, loudest advocate for gun control. You can and should condemn HOW he died. Do NOT let anyone make you mourn the passing of a man who said "Your body, MY choice" with his whole fucking chest.

gonna buy two flag poles just to put them at double full mast

hey @danbernstein.bsky.social we have another target for the "United States strategic piss reserve"!

your OTHER favorite monitor-head robotfreak could use some financial help: ko-fi.com/hrvstm00n

Posting about the day's biggest news. That's right: @dsalmon1449.bsky.social is back, folks