YOUR MOTHER LETS YOU HAVE FIVE DAWNS!? Rats rats rats rats! So I started blasting. Don't open that dooooaaaahhrr! Silent Arbited has nothing to say, but I respect them. What are your favorites?

They say "money don't by happiness" but, it does buy Warhammer stuff. So... fucking checkmate.

Any little bit helps please.

Pro strategies.

SETLIST SATURDAY! The 2/11 Innersleeves show is: Eagles - “Hotel California” Van Halen - “Van Halen II” Steppenwolf - “Best of” Meatloaf - “Bat out of Hell” Molly Hatchet - “Flirtin’ With Disaster” First album at 9:30pm ET. Do TCG chores ‘til they’re spun. Server Link: ‼️ NEW SERVER ‼️

Today is my HRT anniversary. Two years. Two amazing years. Best choice I've ever made. Thank you for being here with me as I find myself.

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Mike Patton Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Theme voice: Guns N' Roses 9/11

Darksteel... what a stupid name. LOL! I love extra combats. Ravager, you fucker. Affinity standard was a nightmare. Forge is a great "don't touch my shit" card. Unban Sundy T. I can be trusted. What are your favorites?

Today is my HRT anniversary. Two years. Two amazing years. Best choice I've ever made. Thank you for being here with me as I find myself.

Darksteel... what a stupid name. LOL! I love extra combats. Ravager, you fucker. Affinity standard was a nightmare. Forge is a great "don't touch my shit" card. Unban Sundy T. I can be trusted. What are your favorites?

I feel like I should put this out there since it's still early in Black History Month, but if you're looking to have a Black community member/creator as a guest on your content or for an interview let me know. Fairly flexible for most days outside of Wednesdays.

One of the most threatening things in a game can be the blue player with two islands up 🤭

Craving attention. So... AMA. Go for it.

Mirrodin... oh boy. So iconic. And the beginning of affinity dominance in standard... woof. Equipment debuts here folks. What are your favorites?

March 13th - 15th 2026 is @shoebox.gg ! The whole @clovermtg.bsky.social team will be there in the Carnival running games! We'll have 16 casual and 4 competitive decks to lend so everyone can try the format! Come join @onionbug.bsky.social , @puppygirlmab.bsky.social , and @commandzoe.bsky.social

March 13th - 15th 2026 is @shoebox.gg ! The whole @clovermtg.bsky.social team will be there in the Carnival running games! We'll have 16 casual and 4 competitive decks to lend so everyone can try the format! Come join @onionbug.bsky.social , @puppygirlmab.bsky.social , and @commandzoe.bsky.social

motivational poster inspired by @spectramtg.net i hope it helps everyone do whatever it is you need to do today

Mirrodin #PauperEDH / #PendragonMTG bangers: • Disciple of the Vault = artifact tokens in check • Krark-Clan Shaman board wipe in deck made to abuse it • Myr Retriever 2XM downshift opened colorless combo • Viridian Longbow evil w/Deathtouch ❤️ Vorrac Battlehorns w/Menace, Slagwurn Armor w/big booty

Mirrodin... oh boy. So iconic. And the beginning of affinity dominance in standard... woof. Equipment debuts here folks. What are your favorites?

We need to hit $420,000 before prof wakes up so I can send him an obnoxious text.

For those wondering, real: www.theguardian.com/us-news/live...

Give me all your "crooked T" lands. I love them.

Impeach the pedophile. This racist puke. Fuck this.

Goddamn Scourge was so cool. Carrion Feeder you're still so awesome. SIEGE GANG RISE UP! Xandid Swarm is such cool design space. Get that "false" out of there! Karona, my God. What are your favorites?

Goddamn Scourge was so cool. Carrion Feeder you're still so awesome. SIEGE GANG RISE UP! Xandid Swarm is such cool design space. Get that "false" out of there! Karona, my God. What are your favorites?

Holy shit, how did I get 1000 followers? Um, hi, I'm Mal. I post about politics, Magic, gaming, and far too much Dragon Age/Mass Effect than is healthy I'm sure. And I'll be at Shoebox in March! And probably MagicCon Atlanta in November. Someday I'll have the time to make some contents. 😘

So happy it made it!!!!!!!

Legions, shit I love this stupid set. Doing something different with this one. These are the all-stars of the Legions prerelease I went undefeated at. Built from a tournament pack of Onslaught and 3 Legions boosters my 40 card mono black Zombie deck was unstoppable. What are your favorites?

Do you wanna take a nap with me?

@thrabenu.bsky.social right now with his 24/24 creature that can't get through 😭

Do you wanna take a nap with me?

Opening 5 commission slots for February in order to fund art supplies and token printing fees for Shoebox. $50+price of card if I don't own a copy. Includes shipping straight to you. These will likely be the only commissions I take through March because of time. DM to claim, share if u can!

Legions, shit I love this stupid set. Doing something different with this one. These are the all-stars of the Legions prerelease I went undefeated at. Built from a tournament pack of Onslaught and 3 Legions boosters my 40 card mono black Zombie deck was unstoppable. What are your favorites?

Already seeing cards from 2 sets ahead! My goodness you're probably already brewing! New sleeves time. Rock Guard baby! Vivid colors, tough as stone, and check those new trans flag colors! My link and code ONION get you a nice discount. www.nerdgear.gg?bg_ref=Ep643... Also, damn you're cute!

Love you Professor.

Yall I hate to ask but I am at a repair shop and my card declined and need $70. I’m going to put things up for sale when I get home. My Venmo is @robinmeehan

Are you ready for Onslaught!? The morph angel just won games. Bidding was in my multi-player Zombie deck, my type 2 goblins deck. Brutal card. PILEDRIVER!!!! I so love enchantress decks. What are your favorites?

Mab's lucky clover pick of the week. Week 1 Going all the way back to Alpha with this boltable flyer that nukes gameplans because if it hits you lose a card in hand at random. It's HYPNOTIC SPECTER

Are you ready for Onslaught!? The morph angel just won games. Bidding was in my multi-player Zombie deck, my type 2 goblins deck. Brutal card. PILEDRIVER!!!! I so love enchantress decks. What are your favorites?

Amanda coded characters

Fuck this earth. Who wants to come to Valhalla and do a Ragnarok with me?

Here's a distraction from our stupid hell world if you need it.

Judgement is upon thee!!! I love auras!! Browbeat is so good. I get cards or someone gets stabbed. Safekeeper says 'don't touch my stuff". Brushhopper, you big fat fucking chungus, I love you. What are your favorites?

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Here's a distraction from our stupid hell world if you need it.

Fuck this earth. Who wants to come to Valhalla and do a Ragnarok with me?