Alright cowards, it's Saturday night and I'm stuck at home. Let's fucking go. ngl.link/onionbug

Here I made one

Any time you help Juno, an angel gives God "the finger" and a republican shits their pants.

New Profile Picture to break in my new acrylic pens!

First draft of my Selesnya deck. +1/+1 counter super friends. Feedback and suggestions welcome please. (If you tell me to cut Phantom Nishoba, we fighting.) moxfield.com/decks/kNoddX...

Life, is precious. Make sure you dont lose track of it. LIFE TRAX counters are available from @nerdgeargaming.bsky.social Use my link www.nerdgear.gg?bg_ref=Ep643... And code ONION for 5% off your entire order!

Come join us relearning Caves of Qud twitch.tv/knights_of_s...

Computer, show me a perfect Magic card.

KURO IS BACK! Join in for the first look at some LIVE gameplay with the brand new #MTGTLA #Commanders all weekend long! MONO COLOR BATTLE! @tomlumperson.bsky.social on Gyatso @commandzoe.bsky.social on Azula @kpmtg.bsky.social on Toph and I'm on Katara! Twitch.tv/Kurohitsuki #MTGAmbassador

3/5 Praetors agree that this was a bad idea

"She came into view, and it was as if we had seen the dawn for the first time. Instinct told us to squint but, there was no way that would come to pass."

Helping Juno puts you in the graces of the gods.

P lay the cards you love. E everyone enjoys Magic differently. N nobody should shame you for that. I value creativity in deck building. S ave some money and play jank.

There's enough Sol Rings now for an equivalent to a handkerchief system. "Oh, your Sol Ring is-! Oh. Oooooh."

I miss the glory days of Magic. When the internet didn't spoil every card from every set and you could crack a booster and be wow'd by the unknown. The coolest box sets and world champ decks! Trading cards for FNM. Grinding for a Grand Prix. Dreaming of the Pro Tour. Gosh, and all the gay sex!

It is the day we call, FRIDAY. You survived. Holy moly you are so awesome and hot. Use my link, and my code. You deserve a treat.

Planning something great when I get to 3K. Just gotta make it there.

Standard is in shambles and the release schedule doesn’t seem to help. The abandonment of Pioneer by RCQs has been a little jarring. Gamers are looking for new fun games. Based on format data and player vibes, I believe that we are well into a golden age for alternative and micro formats!

New Set full preview is here, so make sure you stock up on those good cards before they jump in price! Use my promo code "commandzoe" @manapool.com. Or click the referral link below. manapool.com?ref=commandzoe

Can't wait to get my sleeves!

We've been playing this for a few weeks and it's so much fun to play and brew for!

With the focus that @tolariancommunitycollege.com has brought to alternative and micro formats lately, maybe you like to try a new way to play Magic. We'd love for y'all to give @clovermtg.bsky.social a try.

It is the day we call, FRIDAY. You survived. Holy moly you are so awesome and hot. Use my link, and my code. You deserve a treat.

When it's true love she takes a small bit of your soul with each kiss. She chews and spits it into the mouths of baby birds that henceforth do her bidding thereafter.

For the nighttime crowd. You've almost made it though the week. Proud of you. Treat yourself.

Day 5 of "NO... hear me out... VEMBER"! A month dedicated to common creatures, aka Arthurs, who could wield a legendary equipment and look hot while doing so. Brought to you by our newest RRT member, @cooperleef.bsky.social! This bunny is cookin' on *and* off the field.. 👀👀 #PendragonMTG

I miss the glory days of Magic. When the internet didn't spoil every card from every set and you could crack a booster and be wow'd by the unknown. The coolest box sets and world champ decks! Trading cards for FNM. Grinding for a Grand Prix. Dreaming of the Pro Tour. Gosh, and all the gay sex!

We build new decks. Always. With that comes the need for new sleeves. I'm happy to recommend the Rock Guard sleeves from @nerdgeargaming.bsky.social The texture and shuffle are great and they look amazing. Use my link www.nerdgear.gg?bg_ref=Ep643... And code ONION for 5% off your entire order!

TRANSPHOBES BEWARE. THE COUNCIL OF BLAHAJ IS NOW IN SESSION. 🦈🏳️‍⚧️🦈🏳️‍⚧️🦈

🎵 the best, part of waking up Is posting like a slut 🎵 ☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️

Me

Holy smokes I am so gay.

Little update to the line up for tonight, but the vibes will still be chill and the jokes will still be funny. Food Bank Donations are up to $670!! 9:30pm Est Featuring @thrabenu.bsky.social @girldickenergy.bsky.social @fanverleon.bsky.social Moderated by @drsmallstufz.bsky.social of paradise

It's day 4 of "NO... hear me out... VEMBER"! A month dedicated to common creatures, aka Arthurs, who could wield a legendary equipment and look hot while doing so. Brought to you by our newest RRT member, @cooperleef.bsky.social! Ready to get handsy in the graveyard with this Arthur? #PendragonMTG

Wouldn't be a package from @golgarigalsplashes.bsky.social if she wasn't calling me a bitch. So very gorgeous in person.

I'll answer anything for the next few hours. Craving attention tonight. ngl.link/onionbug

This week on Casual Magic, I am honored to be joined by Catherine Nicoloff, one of the most prominent female pro players in early magic, a brilliant deck designer and scientist in her own right. youtu.be/0xjfH2d_h84?...

@clovermtg.bsky.social The Boulder is conflicted about causing a Stampede!!!

Just gonna share this again for the afternoon crowd Local goober has started a page for butts and such, more info below

Its Monday. Get it off your chest. Don't bottle it up. Good or bad. Let it out. Here to listen. #BetterDaysMTG

Welcome to day 2 of "NO... hear me out... VEMBER"! A month dedicated to common creatures, aka Arthurs, who could wield a legendary equipment and look hot while doing so. Brought to you by our newest RRT member, @cooperleef.bsky.social This one's for the puppygirls in chat 🐶😘 #PendragonMTG

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on Mondays you are allowed to tip independent journalists

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Their song Departures hits so hard.

Its Monday. Get it off your chest. Don't bottle it up. Good or bad. Let it out. Here to listen. #BetterDaysMTG

Uh... me and... who?

Estrogen is powerful

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