why do i have to go to work every day? it's cringe and it doesn't move the plot forward

*pointing* there wulf

Zelink

Want new job........that still doesnt involve working all that closely with the general public, pls 🤞 ive been good

im unlockable in Tony Hawk Pro Skater 3 but i won't tell you how

Love a woman in a suit 😩

( cw 🔞 nsfw #oc #art ) Eternal Devotion 👑🗡️💦

Watched "It Happened One Night" and this auto camp they stopped at turned out to be much less interesting than the name implied.

Fellow Northeast folks take care the rest of this week, it's gonna be so very very hot through the weekend

chubby dancer

For all of you guys running Stonetop campaigns, this is a GORGEOUS, illustrated history book that works wonderfully as a sourcebook for life and culture at the time

Doll Stand (1/2)

(delusional knightgirl voice) do you think strikes of thunder are but the tummy grumbles of the great mother goddess

Yes. This. This is what I mean.

researching baseball

What if i watched every Willem Dafoe movie

ouuughghhh armor is so tough [wip]😭

🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️ One milkshake to rule the boys, one milkshake to find them, one milkshake to bring the boys and in my yard to bind them 🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️

Just had a terrifying, like...half-awake and completely lucid sleep paralysis moment while snoozing, oofa. New uncommon fear unlocked lol, didnt like it

english isn't for cowards. if you're not saying 'torpify,' that's a skill issue. there's no Académie Française telling you what to do. if you try to type 'pallific' and freak out when you see a little red underline, maybe you're not ready to roll with the big dogs.

What if i had a nap.... 😴

My girlfriend is so cool and pretty and badass 😍♥️✨

Hell yes. This includes me, of course.

Fat trans women 😍😍 share if u agree

a true knight fights for everyone ⚔️🏳️‍⚧️ (chivalry is gay!! happy pride!!)

I'm always saying this

i am about $300 short on rent this month (guestimate), i will get a disability payment in the middle of july, i am gonna need some help getting there ko-fi.com/7ydy_

i posted this immediately before the "disabled people stay homeless" discourse. i could use the help 0/300

if tom wants to catch jerry so bad then why does he not just use the kaioken technique

____-chan and Yui in a loving embrace Long overdue yuri just in time for pride month to end

some last minute el for pride I guess idk im shy about uploading this o ne omggg

Does anyone want to help me get this stuffed again for breakfast and keep this ball (me) rolling? #feedee #gainer #feedme #feedism #stuffer #belly #fat #transbbw #realnsfw #feeder #thicc #punk #tattoos

hit again with the curse of if i dont eat some curry in the next 3 days i'll die

People who beg for an edit button are lower than tailings. You already have options. You can delete your whole thread and redo it because you fucked up a pluperfect verb six tweets in. You can make true peace with there being permanent proof that you thought his name was French Steward.

I talk about Crabitalism enough that it's a saved word in my phone and I love that about me Big thanks to @paperbackparadise.bsky.social for making one of my favorite jokes ever

A princess should know how to use a blade (figurative)

Each F-35 will now be flown by pilots with "the shining"

Female to Legend

Aww the co-creator of FTL came out as trans and issued an update for the first time in years just to change her name in it 😭 love that game.

A princess should know how to use a blade (figurative)

That was fun as hell! Gonna post one or two videos too

Shootin day, shootin day, yippeee. Gonna explode some watermelons

HAS SOMEONE YOU KNOW FALLEN INTO THE DANGEROUS "HYPNOSIS" COMMUNITY? CHECK THEIR POSTS TO SEE IF THEY'RE USING THESE ACRONYMS; YOU CAN MAYBE STILL SAVE THEM omg - obey my goddess btw - betray trust & willpower lol - lack of lucidity tbh - this bitch hypnotized hrt - hormone replacement therapy

“When does something become history, Primary? Like, how long until whatever it is we do here starts being the sort of thing that future agents refer to with a sort of romantic distance? How long before another Primary halfway across the Arm is telling another Satellite about us?”