Amabel Holland (@amabel.bsky.social)

'The return of baby driver': The Dwarf Fortress Siege Update briefly reintroduced an old bug where dwarf babies pilot their moms like mech suits until they die of dehydration because babies don't know... It has been 0 days without dwarven baby disasters. https://www.pcgamer.com/games/sim/the-return-of-baby-driver-the-dwarf-fortress-siege-update-briefly-reintroduced-an-old-bug-where-dwarf-babies-pilot-their-moms-like-mech-suits-until-they-die-of-dehydration-because-babies-dont-know-what-drinking-is/