Department Of Labor Cracks Down On People Getting Paid For Work https://theonion.com/department-of-labor-cracks-down-on-people-getting-paid-for-work/

If the penalty for a crime is a fine, then that law only exists for the poor.

That's pretty damn cool.

The Isle of... Penguins? I'm incredibly excited to introduce you to my new waddling friends! The Isle of Penguins is a new standalone board game set in the same world as The Isle of Cats, launching on Kickstarter July 7th. You can follow along here: www.kickstarter.com/projects/tco...

I always order my salads with the dressing on the side because I like to quantify my shame with a tiny cup of dressing that has been scraped clean.

Master Blaster runs Bartertown

it feels so strange to have a new game arrive to port and not rush to write a kickstarter update 🫠 p.s. a very big big sweet thank you to everyone who has preordered melted!! pinktigergames.com/products/mel...

The newest Call of Duty is more of the same, with unnecessary flourishes that don't address the franchise's core issues www.rogue.site/editorials/m...

I'm very good at handling criticism as long as I'm not the one being criticized.

CEOs Lose Confidence In Economy https://theonion.com/ceos-lose-confidence-in-economy/

Today Microsoft moved all its GitHub copilot subscribers to token-based billing. If you want to see what happens when people have to pay the actual costs of AI, the day is finally here. It's obvious that every customer sees the deep, meaningful value and isn't angry at all.

This is Bodie. His presence indicates the beginning of Pride Month. May his whimsy and steadfastness bring joy and confidence to all. 14/10 the parade starts right behind him 🌈🐾 (IG: hellobodie)

ACAB includes everyone on the Nextdoor app.

Pope Releases Encyclical On Perils Of Disney’s ‘Star Wars’ Strategy https://theonion.com/pope-releases-encyclical-on-perils-of-disneys-star-wars-strategy/

Podcast! Tom & Matt are building starchy tableaus in Yotei, engaging in all kinds of espionage in Operation Barclay, creating a coven of witches AND wizards in Evenfall, and rolling behind endless barrels in Rattlesnake. www.shutupandsitdown.com/podcastle/po...

just got a last minute stand-up gig in DC, no time to ask who booked it or look at the address

DOJ Launches Criminal Investigation Into All Women

i disagree with aftermath's justifications for covering forza horizon 6 because even small acts of solidarity are meaningful but also because they've abdicated responsibilities they gave themselves tellthemidied.blog/2026/05/25/i...

The trailer for David Wain’s hilarious new comedy “Gail Daughtry and the Celebrity Sex Pass” just dropped - check it out on YouTube. Looks like I made the final cut!

People often misuse the word "irony" when the word they're probably looking for is "unwrinkly."

No surprise - more election dirty tricks from the GOP. This time very secretly spending millions to get problematic Dems on the ticket to make their wins easier.

Introducing Melted: A Messy Ice Cream Game! No kickstarters this year! Preorder on my website now! Coming in July! Art by @wildkatstudio.bsky.social !

Our dear friends at Earthborne have just launched their next crowdfunding game, and it looks spectacular. Give it a peek!

Gamers! The pledge manager for THE CATS OF NEW ORLEANS is now open! This is a new game in Raybox Games' CATS line that I designed with my sons Marty and Pat, and it's loads of wild, twisty fun. If you missed the Kickstarter, this is your chance, but don't dawdle! gamefound.com/en/projects/...

When global corporations gamble with unreasonable amounts of money, it's always the workers who suffer. www.rogue.site/editorials/t...

Currently enjoying New Zealand Spy. Any time Claudia O'Doherty wants to role-play a sick old woman I will absolutely be her pool boy! I'm 100% glysophate free, baby.

Today is my birthday. If you wanna give me something: Spread my art. Thank you.

“We should be at the table as well.” 2,100 UC tech workers just voted to unionize, forming the largest tech worker union in US history, with AI governance as a core bargaining issue. #TechUnion #UnionStrong

Seen at the mall: watches for mutants.

Last Night I Dreamt That Somebody Loved Me And When I Woke Up My Pillow Was Gone

Sounds like a good opportunity for AMD and Intel to make inroads by actually serving gamers - let's see if they're up to the task.

I put the FIRST "i" in narcissism.

evergreen

Dumb sh*t like this is why Steam is still winning over Epic:

Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal https://bit.ly/44aNdkq

OpenAI Announces Construction Of New Data Center On Top Of Sick Child

Meet a new species of ghost pike fish, which got the scientific name Solenostomus snuffleupagus. For reasons.

I don’t have a lot of requests for my funeral, but one must-have is for my casket to be modded so the guests can ride it like a mechanical bull.

An important message for anyone who still cares about keeping it all from falling apart:

Motivational speakers: If you can dream it, it can happen! Me: But what if I don’t want to suddenly realize I'm naked at a job interview and try to get my gym clothes out of my locker but can't remember the combination and then look down and see that I’m pregnant and start giving birth to my teeth?

Set up to play #whitecastleduel2026 from @devirgames.bsky.social at my FLGS @thegamegetaway.bsky.social

Area Dad Sure Knows A Lot About Local Weather Woman https://theonion.com/area-dad-sure-knows-a-lot-about-local-weather-woman-1841137049/

So... what's happening again with the #Epsteinfiles? Is @thejusticedepart.bsky.social too busy with <checks notes> - the Iran war - to continue releasing the files we're supposed to be getting more of?

(opens envelope) goddammit i'm the new James Bond

Real Estate: Great For Streaming TV And Jerking Off

I have cat-like reflexes, but only when it comes to gagging.

I don’t know why there are so many rules and regulations about how children need to be strapped into cars for "safety" when I just sat on my mom's lap and it was totally fine because you can barely see the scar from when my forehead slammed into the knob on the car radio.

Hey @popular.info & @juddlegum.bsky.social time to make the switch?

Freedom of speech for me, not for thee.

Study Finds Cell Phone Bans Don’t Help Grades https://theonion.com/study-finds-cell-phone-bans-dont-help-grades/