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Ooh, this reminds me that I haven't played Paint The Roses in a while. It's a very good, thinky game.

i truly cannot grasp the minds of people who watch film or tv adaptations of books they like just hoping to see the page rendered exactly on the screen. a completely alien way of moving through the world

The case for ignoring progressives and only listening to moderates has always been, "Where are they going to go, to the Republicans?" This works both ways. One can imagine a potential future in which the Republican party reaches out to moderate Democrats, but certainly not in the next six years.

You’ve controlled your last tremor, Olivia.

This reminds me of wargame designer/publisher/author James Dunnagain's long-ago appearance on CNN. He was being asked about modern warfare (which he'd covered a lot of in his book How To Make War). The interviewer asked, "What makes you an authority on this subject?" He replied, "You do."

I have a cousin who has spent the last 25 years working for the Peace Corps, USAID, and USAID consulting firms in sub-Saharan Africa. I asked him, "Is it credible that Musk's USAID cuts resulted in 750,000 deaths?" He said, "Yes. More."

I left the Church years ago. I can’t go back. I do not demand that the Church change for me. But when the Holy Father says stuff like this I feel so connected to the depths of my faith, to the part of the Church that I did not and cannot leave, and I am so happy to feel that way

I don't understand what's newsworthy about the assertion that companies that are spending hundreds of billions of dollars need hundreds of billions of dollars.

Technically, they’re Remains now.

You already got your renewed Camelot buddy. Most powerful Kennedy in office in many years married to a TV star and he’s busy mixing dog cum with chia seeds to “see what grows.”

You laugh, but the only way to teach these pundits what “far left” means is a stay in a re-education camp. So unless a LOT of _actual_ far left candidates win, we’re going to stuck hearing that improving public services and prosecuting people who’ve committed federal crimes is “far left.”

We’re retconning the scandal of the burglary at the Watergate Hotel as Watergategate. This makes it consistent with all the other -gate scandals, as well as eliminating confusion with Watergate, the Reflecting Pool scandal.

It would be extremely funny if retatrutide were one of the many in-development drugs that includes “sudden death” in its list of side effects and that’s how it happened.

The problem with software engineering is not, and never has been, that we're not writing code fast enough. We may not be implementing needed features at the needed level of quality within the needed time frame, but that is not, in any way, because we don't write code fast enough.

Every single word in this headline is a surprise

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the libs cooked here, im afraid

Bony Soldier Diving On Top Of Grenade Only Makes It Deadlier

Rising Cost Of Living Forcing More Buddhists To Continue Working Years Into Reincarnation https://theonion.com/rising-cost-of-living-forcing-more-buddhists-to-continue-working-years-into-reincarnation/

I unironically love this app where the menswear expert posting a Rothko joke inspires the cyanobacteria expert to hold forth.

Stephen Colbert wore a tan suit to the Obama Presidential Center opening ceremony 😂 REUTERS/Octavio Jones

This reminds me of the simple refutation of Richard Dawkins's axioms: One of their corollaries is, "Richard Dawkins is smarter than Thomas Aquinas."

For the most part, I want the fascists who have ruined our country to be indicted, tried, convicted, and sentenced to the full extent of what the law allows. Heidi Blake's profile of Andrew Tate in the New Yorker makes it clear that for some, only medieval traditions provide adequate remedies.

This game’s fun. The book that tells you how to play it is unbelievably funny.

Cool and comfortable, perfect to wear when you’re reauthorizing ICE funding.

We haven't all experienced it yet, but we're going to: The real problem with AI, when it is the right tool for the job, is the Jevons paradox.

mr. met is like doctor doctor when i make love to mrs. met, it is so short-lived. i don’t give my wife the pleasure she deserves and the doctor is like, the solution is-a very simple. just-a think about baseball. and mr. met is like, but doctor, I am baseball

The single most radical and effective action that we can take right now, to save ourselves from the people who are determined to harvest us like grain, is to stop letting them pry us apart. As Auden put it, we must love one another or die.

I regret to inform you that AI legal services are at it again. I am happy to report that Kathryn Tewson is on the case.

I doubt that a more eclectic list of celebrity names exists, or can exist. I love the disambiguating, e.g. Brain Brain (Brotherhood of Evil) which is just a slot or two up from Steve Buscemi, because alphabetization is magic.

Democrats are losing races because they have shut themselves into a bubble and don’t understand two key truths that working people believe: first, burglars should be raped, and second, that isn’t gay.

This article performs the critical public service of explaining that on the left, pink half of the meme, Barbie is happy, but on the right, black-and-white half, J. Robert Oppenheimer is sad.

Christ, you're the governor of the entire state. Shut the building down. It's not sovereign territory like a foreign embassy. Pull the certificate of occupancy. Cut the power. Back it up with state police. Stop coddling fascists and groveling every time they order you around. Act like an American.

I am saddened when a beloved artist who makes heavy smoking or drinking or vitamin therapy part of their public persona dies young, but I’m not surprised.

Google keeps bragging about how most of its code is AI generated. Internally, employees meme about how its AI sucks www.404media.co/google-emplo...

"I won't be intimidated," I cry as I scurry from the room with my tail between my legs.

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Hard to say if this is more horrible or not quite as horrible as the Minnesota GOP having a moment of silence for Derek Chauvin.

I really didn't think anything could shock me anymore, but god damn if the Minnesota Republicans having a moment of silence for Derek Chauvin didn't do it.

I love hearing someone talking about the Steve Kerr/Taylor Swift thing and then looking it up and learning it’s not remotely what I thought it would be. Or finding out that not only did the Pope quote Gandalf, it was a pretty deep cut. More of this, please.

Meta Glasses Users Report Bug Where They Can See Mark Zuckerberg’s Memories https://theonion.com/meta-glasses-users-report-bug-where-they-can-see-mark-zuckerbergs-memories/

Interview with the vampire 2nd interview with the vampire Just circling back with the vampire Final interview with the vampire Hiring the vampire Probation period with the vampire Everyone’s going in on a card for Geoff, it’s his birthday on Saturday but we’ll do a party on Friday with the Vampire

If there's a better three-sentence explanation of why artificial intelligence isn't, I haven't seen it. Things I never expected to say: the Pope is on the _ball_.

This is a guy who wants his readers to believe that there’s something to be said for considering the arguments of people who want you imprisoned or dead. If I want to change a Nazi’s mind I‘ll use a truncheon.

WASHINGTON—In the latest of a series of escalations in President Donald Trump’s highly publicized war on “woke,” the U.S. Department of Justice reportedly removed all mentions of justice from its website Friday.

KAT WON. FUCK ICE.

BGG's advertising manager losing (seems like) his mind and then (consequently) his job is sad and weird even by the standards of boardgaming controversies.

Everyone's worried that Platner's going to be another Fetterman, and I'm just over here worrying that he's going to be another Madison Cawthorn.