Democrats are losing races because they have shut themselves into a bubble and don’t understand two key truths that working people believe: first, burglars should be raped, and second, that isn’t gay.

Today on the Various Men In Dockers Discuss Progressive Politics Podcast, we identify the chief obstacles to the genuine reforms Graham Platner has proposed: bitches

Establishment Democrats, Fumbling For Basis To Oppose Platner, Pretend To Be Against Infidelity, Nazis, War Crimes, Rape, Homophobia, Infidelity, Ableism, Sexism, . . . . 1/6

As gunshots ring out once again at the White House, it’s past time to admit America‘s unique gun violence problem arises from uniquely American legal circumstances: it’s too hard to build ballrooms

BREAKING: Mark Fuhrman To Meet With O.J.

New Gold Statute Of Trump Shows Him Shaking Fist At Blacks Attempting To Vote

America Cannot Endure The Peril Of An Uppity Supreme Court Justice Today in @washingtonpost.com by Samuel Alito and Ilya Shapiro

Spirit Bankruptcy Leaves American Customers With Fewer Options If They Want To Spend Four Hours On A Fort Lauderdale Tarmac Next To A Muttering Person In A Poncho

Florida House lawmakers approved a new congressional map that would give Republicans a leg up in four more U.S. House seats, boosting their chances of keeping control of the chamber amid a nationwide redistricting arms race.

Liberals want us to care about government abuses of power, overt racism by our leaders, and lawless wars. But how can we be expected to focus on that when a professional streamer says shoplifting is ok?

Graham Platner Apologizes For Using Word “Retards” To Describe Anyone Who Believes Rape Victims

The California Supreme Court’s Disbarment of John Eastman Is Constitutionally Suspect Because Several Justices Were Born To Foreigners Randy Barnett in the Notre Dame Law Review

Who Died And Made The Pope The Boss Of The Catholic Church, Anyway?

The American bombing of Iranian girls’ middle schools has been messy. But it‘s also created an opportunity for genuine educational reform. —Today in @washingtonpost.com

Live children grow up to be soldiers, and provide aid and comfort to parents who are soldiers. That’s why elementary schools are legitimate military targets. Today by Pete Hegseth in the @nytimes.com

Roberts, CJ, with Alito, J, Thomas, J, Gorsuch, J., Kavanaugh, J., and Barrett, J. joining: The ineluctable implication of our Constitutional framework is that President Trump should be able to hold his balls wherever he wants, and it’s our job to support him.

Vomit-Covered Bleeding Pete Hegseth Criticizes Press For Taking Unflattering Pictures Of Him Crawling Out Of Overturned Portable Toilet

Markwayne Mullin Lured From Senate Seat With Promises of Rides In Bitchin’ Jet Plane And Unlimited Chances To Punch Brown People

DHS Nominee Vows To Protect ICE Agents By Personally Fighting Each and Every Protestor

Kristi Noem Leaving Position To Spend More Time in Gravel Pit

Tonight On Pod Save America: Graham Platner Has A Final Solution For Income Inequality

Charlie Kirk Agrees To Meet With Ali Khamenei

Kamala Harris Investigated For Making Robocalls To Suppress Democratic Vote

X-Files Reboot Casts African-American Actress In Futile Attempt To Distract Angry Online Losers From The Dull Greasy Sadness Of Their Pointless Lives

President Trump Scheduled To Fulfill His Constitutional Duty To Rant About Which Ethnic Groups Are Garbage Expectations high for a speech in the spirit of Ulysses S. Grant’s “vile ruddy potato-thieving bog refugees” address of 1872

With the State of the Union fast approaching, Republicans have embarked on a public relations campaign to normalize Trump’s behavior and manage expectations

Video Does Not Meet Expectations

Media’s Wall-To-Wall Coverage of Abduction of Nancy Guthrie Shows Strong Progress Made By Older White Women

Jake Tapper Makes Convincing Argument that ICE Detention Facilities Cannot Be Classified As Concentration Camp Because They Do Not Make Detainees Watch @jaketapper.bsky.social

Entitled, Clueless Democrats Bumptiously Demand That Pam Bondi Do Her Job Without Paying Her Customary $25,000 First

Stop Believing The Democrats: Your Children Are Not In “Immediate” Danger of Starving To Death

Reason Magazine Tried To Warn You That Both Harris And Trump Would Be Bad For America And You Didn’t Listen To Us. Hear About That And Nick Gillespie’s Latest Interview With Chris Rufo Today At Reason! —Katherine Mangu-Ward

The Booing of Vice-President JD Vance Shows That Donald Trump Must Force The Olympics To Turn Its Focus Away From Woke Foreigners And Return It Where It Has Always Belonged: On Patriotic Americans

How The Woke Mob Tried To Cancel President Trump

Mike Johnson Staffers Work Tirelessly Supplying Him With Things To Notice Rather than Bigoted Lawlessness

Breaking: Palantir To Develop Advanced Body Camera Technology For Deployment To ICE Agents; Boasts 99% Reliability And Accuracy In Non-Use-Of-Force Contexts

Kid Rock To Lead Patriotic Alternative Super Bowl Halftime Show Exploring Classic American Themes Like Trucks, Chaw, Killing Protestors, Roadhead From Jailbait, Human Biodiversity

American President Focused On Making America Great Again

Elon Musk: Helen Of Troy Is Supposed To Be The Most Beautiful Woman In The World, And Christopher Nolan Has ”Lost His Integrity” By Casting Her As Being Black, Adult

American Journalism Dramatically Improved By Feedback From Random Men Named Bruce

Liberal Media Refuses To Acknowledge Literally Millions of Americans NOT Murdered By ICE

Ten Historically Great Leaders Who Were Occasionally Incontinent

Ten Historically Great Leaders Who Were Occasionally Incontinent

America’s dedicated ICE agents are working around the clock to protect us by detaining hardened criminals, but out-of-control extremist federal judges are abusing their power to release them: hear the truth about Liam “The Executioner” Ramos. Today on Maria Bartiromo

At the direction of Attorney General Pamela Bondi, Dr. Trisha Pasricha has been arrested for obstruction of justice

Chad likes to talk about how Minnesota protestors are paid un-American agitators who deserve to be shot because they are defending garbage communities like Somalians. Now some of his friends won’t talk to him. This is how cancel culture tears America apart. Greg Lukianoff in today’s @nytimes.com

Joy Berggren used social media to call Minneapolis protestors un-American, said their speech should be limited, and called for them to be shot. If Free Speech Culture means anything, it means this: nobody should call Joy out or criticize her because that would be cancel culture.

Department of Justice Civil Rights Division Chief Harmeet Dhillon Announces New Policy: Federal Government Will Not Obey Any Court Order Unless The Judge Went To Ivy For Undergrad And Law School. “And Not Brown!” Added Dhillon.

Should Somalis and Mexicans be deported for stealing the phrase “Never Again?” We asked Jonathan Greenblatt and Stephen Miller. Today in @usatoday.com

All Greg Bovino did was speak his mind from behind a podium, in the best tradition of American speech and debate. Then cancel culture came for him.