Okay we need to add this to the nominees for the Oscar for Best Editing

Every year I wind up rooting for Buffalo in the playoffs out of a desire for Hailee Steinfeld's character in Edge of Seventeen to be happy, and every year I pay the terrible price

Us: Put Pitt In NFL: 👌 Us: No! Not you! Not like this!

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

@briancgrubb.bsky.social Did you ask Santa for a lobster heist for Christmas? www.foxbusiness.com/economy/400k...

i stand by this statement every year

It's not even 10am and I've already listened to two unrelated podcasts that took a tangent into discussing the sex lives of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Always good to get multiple perspectives. Thanks @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social

And this is what they call “the ole Chappaquiddick Farewell” in the Kennedy family, dude couldn’t help it, it’s in his blood.

John Randle is a very funny man btw

Thinking about him

@sickoscommittee.org Can I interest you in a score?

in these troubled times let’s also review some vital self-defense tactics

This is so much longer and so much worse than I thought it would be

Home stretch

The only touchdown I ever scored was by falling down on top of a ball after the punter dropped the snap in the endzone, so I'm not sure it's a highlight. But in that same game I stuffed a runner on 4th and inches and also tracked across the field in coverage to deflect a pass leading to an INT.

You WILLL NOT guess what this is about. But I encourage you to try before clicking through for the answer. www.reddit.com/r/AskNYC/s/X...

That’s right queen

Karma is real

Posted on Twitter and figured do it here too. My ranking of 2024 films: 1) I Saw the TV Glow 2) Anora 3) Hit Man 4) Red Rooms 5) Didi 6) Rebel Ridge 7) Challengers 8) Dune 2 9) A Quiet Place Day One 10) Alien Romulus 11) My Old Ass 12) Twisters 13) Conclave 14) Cuckoo 15) Furiosa 16) Caddo Lake

Do you think Trump was ever made aware of the NORAD Santa Tracker? And if so, how long was the conversation to convince him not to give an order for it to be shot down?

Such a relief to start fresh here. I can post whatever I want without having to worry about what my followers might think of it. Those 80 people on Twitter were a real burden.