please give the 10-15 favorites you would have given to my mean post to the one above, it is very important that you all still feed my ego in ways that encourage me to be constructive.

Please relocate them to Richfield to do something about the bunny population.

If I ever rub a bottle and a Jeanie pops out and offers me three wishes I will seriously consider using one of them on “make Pizza Luce better”.

Dear local restaurantuers, The Richfield Pizza Luce is on a wait to the point that people are walking in and turning around and the old Protagonist / Houlihan’s space is for rent specifically for a restaurant (which is infuriating).

Raise your hand if you remember when the Timberwolves eliminated the Nuggets from the NBA playoffs last night.

Sometimes, if I’m feeling down, I like to think about the fresh spring rolls at Hai Hai that have a crunchy wanton running down the middle.

Jaden McDaniels gets the game ball but he has to let TJ Shannon display it his house for two weeks per year.

I'm happy with the result of to tonight's baseball game.

I MEAN

Jaden McDaniels gets the game ball but he has to let TJ Shannon display it his house for two weeks per year.

Play of the game was TJ late game iso and one drive.

They’re all bad defenders.

They're all bad at defense

Refs got that right.

L F G

Pro tip: if you look at a lot of guitars online all of your online targeted ads will be guitars.

What sport is this?

If you want your hope for humanity restored work concessions at a high school track meet. These kids are funny, polite, kind…. and hungry.

To add to the daily discourse: oftentimes a rotary chicken cost less than a whole raw one- which is itself concerning but that’s a different discussion.

This whole thing is an exercise of betrayal. I already regret my list. I may never forgive myself. Fuck you to who ever started this.

Thrasher- Neil Young Corrina - Taj Mahal Jackie - Sinéad O'Connor Terrapin Station- Grateful Dead Let There Be Rock - Drive By Truckers It Never Entered My Mind- Miles Davis Charlotte Sometimes - The Cure Black John the Conqueror - Dr. John Mr. Crowley - Ozzy Mr. Bojangles - Jerry Jeff Walker.

Just came here to say that I don't have much to say today.

Midis for Minnesota is out now! Donate any amount to a Minnesota mutual aid organization, send us a screenshot with proof, and we’ll send you thirteen crosswords by Minnesotan constructors. Puzzles are Minnesota-themed, but can absolutely be enjoyed by Minnesotans and non-Minnesotans alike.

I have this tattoo that is right at that scaley itchy place of healing and it feels like I got like 25 mosquito bites on the back of my knee.

I almost met norm twice so when the governor calls him out it's like he is calling me out too in a way. I'll take the validation, life being brutish and short and all.

My phone volume setting in general: 0-1 My phone volume setting automatically if I play a video that I don’t even want to hear: 11

This group is listing virtual ways to participate maydaystrong.org

I really wish that whoever is trying to organize and promote a general strike would include up front a way for people who have care taking jobs to participate / show support.

SIDE A: “A Night Like This” by The Cure. SIDE B: “On a Night Like This” by Bob Dylan

Looks like leaving the bar at halftime was the right decision.

Die hard fans of different teams disliking each other is my least favorite thing about sports culture. There are 8 billion people on this spinning blue orb and you identified someone who shares your exact passion and interest but you hate them becuse they apply their focus just slightly differently?

Worked out a little too hard at the orange cult gym and ready to go shower, eat dinner, and then go meet up with internet strangers to watch our favorite basketball team.

a ballroom has a core strategic weakness: the man in the back saying “everyone attack”

The years they just flowed by like a broken down dam…

Small bar with just three taps and simple food options that also sells local art and used records, books, and guitars.

Weird day yesterday for MN sports: Loons: Unremarkable loss. Wild: Exciting OT game. Wolves: Huge emotional win with lasting pain. Twins: Probably played.

It never makes me mad when pro teams run up scores or score right at the end. It’s a fine thing to be mad about through high school but after that if you don’t want to be scored on at the end or have the score run up the solution is singular- be better. This is true against my favorite teams too.

Didn’t even know suburban restaurants made albums.

Full evening: bus to Merlin’s, walk to Eagles 34 for a dance party and snappers, Lyft to Driftwood to see a friends band and now on bus back home. Would say I’ll take it easy tomorrow but Georgia Maq is playing at the Entry.

This is how you become a super hero.

Don’t ever let them tell you it’s not possible to love a piece of playground equipment turned art installation.

Cade played for the call and lost the ball leading to the most magical 3Pt shot ever.

Average Senior in high school came home from work, took a shower and left. Had the honor of a brief conversation with her- the result of which was me saying "ok, I'll see you on Monday".

People used to be creative and innovative and would invent exciting things like phones and now people are lazy and dumb because they are distracted by their phones.

Sometimes no, sometimes it’s the only thing that does.

The @nba.com putting a playoff game on an exclusive streaming app is such a fuck you to fans who spend a lot of money and time to watch games through the usual common outlets.

Have fun watching the wolves. Apparently the NBA doesn't want my attention tonight. Fuck. I'm so upset about this. Fuck Prime. Fuck.

Wait, so the wolves are only on prime?

Life is complicated

Because I like to get ahead of things I’m already mad about people complaining about the refs and flopping tonight.