What an incredible celebration of three of the greatest American brands.

Second song Outfit. Already worth it.

The worst thing about Minneapolis is how cool the police building is downtown.

Can’t decide which to get. Will depend some on size and then I’ll have to see what will fit where.

Overheard someone say “I’m 37, I was born in 1988” and honestly the math on that has me shook.

The Onion is jealous of this joke.

I think we might be undervaluing Peter Rowan as a songwriter.

First time experiencing the 18 route detour around the closed Nicollet / Creek bridge. This bus has endured some serious detours over the past few years.

I once snuck into a small communist country in Asia and had a beer while being escorted around by a teenager with an assault rifle. It made me very nervous. On the way back to where I started I saw a 12-15 foot python swimming in the river.

Pretty sure it’s just a matter of how to spend the bonus money at this point.

I like it when the wolves win and it makes me feel even better knowing that all of you like it too.

Wolves should have challenged the three point shot instead of the obvious foul.

You know that saying "youth is wasted on the young"? Well, we gotta make a similar on that is "wealth is wasted on the rich"- because so many of them don't understand the actual point of anything. This take brought to you by the existence of sedation tattooing.

had to run an errand and appreciate the wolves getting the shitty part of the game out of the way while I was out and saving what I assume will be the good part of the game for while I'm here

Finally broke down and bought a ticket to hang out with all the other dads at the Armory on Thursday.

One thing I really love about Evil Dead 2 is they basically looked at Evil Dead and were like “that was awesome, let’s do it again but even better”.

This is one of my best online posts ever but unfortunately it’s based on a song most people probably don’t know. A song with an absolute banger of a chorus. m.youtube.com/watch?v=XmzK...

And I just can't wait to be all retired at 53 And tell me what is wrong with me I’ll travel with my Real ID Maybe I'll get laid off soon And buy a house with three bedrooms And settle down and sell my dog And make my partner keep her job

That this is still for sale proves that rich people lack vision and are uninteresting in general.

Country rock sundaes you say? www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuQI...

I just remembered that Pamala Anderson had a show called Stacked that was about books.

Sometimes I think America lost its footing on the path of righteousness when people stopped saying "up your nose with a rubber hose".

One of the many ways I am different than other people is that I'm seeing a lot of complaints about this announcing crew but I just hear blah blah blah too many words blah same as every single other announcing crew (including the home team crew). Tl/DR- All American sportscasting is bad.

This guy is the real Mr. Minneapolis. He is such a dedicated performer and clearly loves what he does. I’ve only ever spoken with him briefly once. He’s outside after almost any game or event, also on normal days.

Wolves seem to share my goal of my not having to watch afternoon basketball games.

Joy's Pattaya on 76th and Lyndale doesn't get the love it deserves in the local Thai restaurant discussion.

@nba.com posted start times WAY over rate how much we want to listen to people blather on and on and on pointlessly about the game we are trying to watch.

ME: pack a bag, we’re flying to kansas MY WAYWARD SON: what kind of bag

One clear difference between weeknights and weekends is that on weekends I can take a little bourbon with my dark chocolate.

My daughter's school posted a bunch of photos of teachers for staff appreciation week and lol they all look so much like teachers.

I’ve given this about 30 seconds of thought and have decided that people betting on if and when one country is going to bomb another country is bad. I don’t think I need to think more on this one.

someone please remind me the new goalies name

Good day to watch MLS soccer and make chicken pot pies from scratch. Current status: pie crust resting and chicken stock simmering.

Watching lifetime movies provides a good opportunity to reassure my wife that I don’t have another secret wife.

@toadsongs.bsky.social made a new drawing. #Honk www.instagram.com/p/DVUCaX9jkF...

The local tattoo shop is having a fundraiser next week. You should go. It starts at 11:15. www.instagram.com/p/DVTv2AjlVu...

The most common reason for me to get upset at strangers is they got to close to me. Too close in line, too close with their car, ect. Maybe the key to world peace is good physical boundaries.

I think about her a lot because of this

I was thinking about how there are so many calls for donations going around and that it’s indeed possible that some will use this as a cover to scam people and how I’ve long accepted that some level of fraud/scam is necessary for actual good to occur. Keep donating when/what you can.

10 year anniversary of one of my favorite memories as a dad. Wife was out of town and daughter and I caught one of those weirdly warm Feb days and went to a state park. She wanted to use a “real camera” and was finally old enough to put on some serious miles. We walked for hours.

Which Minneapolis suburb should everyone get a cool jacket from next?

Sometimes I find myself able to cling onto my last remaining tendrils of hope for humanity but just now I found out about the existence of "watch subscription" clubs so this is not one of those times.

undeniably true

Just booked a trip to see Phish at Madison Square Garden. Very excited to see a show at MSG, always excited to go to NYC, and haven't seen Phish in 10 years. Even talked my wife into this.

I don't know how to explain it but, in terms of insult strength, "A-hole" feels like a lesser version of "asshole" while "B-hole" feels like a stronger version of "butthole".

Gonna quick go to a microparty where I close my eyes and pretend I’m at a kegger down on the banks of the Mississippi River.

Watching this knight of the seven kingdoms thing and am being reminded that asian dragons are way cooler than english dragons.

It's funny to see multiple comments about not watching the presidential speech while I knowing I wouldn't be watching even if it wasn't the most anti-American president of my lifetime* doing the talking. *probably ever but I'm very much not a historian,

The biggest difference between me and Frank Zappa is that my guitar wants to buy your mom flowers.

This type of offensive nonsense belongs on Twitter.