Last weekend was the Super Bowl and now it’s summer. Pretty sure this is what god intended.

I call this one “first sniff of false spring with foam promotional starfish”

My three most controversial opinions: 1) S’mores suck. 2) The Big Lebowski is fine, good even. 3) Noctourniquet is the best Mars Volta Album.

Went to Parlour for the first time and finally had the burger not from a truck or stadium kiosk. My take away is…. Holy shit have you had this Mac and cheese?

@cherchebuddy.bsky.social You posted a random song from this album once and although I’d never heard of it I bought it on Discogs after like 25 seconds of listening. First spin going now. Very smooth.

One aspect of roller derby that nobody warned me about is the constant state of finger danger for the skaters.

Halftime at the roller derby is an on track dance party which obviously rules. I also had an opportunity to meet @andrewtengwall.bsky.social - it’s not every day that I’m jealous of someone’s hair.

I’m pretty sick of interests being politically coded but also you can’t really get much more opposite in that regard than roller derby and rodeo being in the same building.

Post your Valentine (with permission).

went downtown for a roller derby and a rodeo broke out

Getting ready to take my valentine's date to the roller derby.

Daughter is driving to chicago with her boyfriend and his dad and she just texted that honey peanut M&Ms are gross and I'm so proud that we taught her how to properly road trip (trying new weird snacks).

Valentine's Day is all about love and me and all of my friends would love to abolish ICE.

Seeing a lot of posts about Friday the 13th movies and I’m worried the community is going to use up all its steam in Feb and have nothing left for March. That’s why I’m waiting until March to post about it.

Fun thing about this poem, the first I've written in 20 years, is that I took the D line home so it had been cooking since the way down.

Sometimes, as I drift by Seeing people eating at Newsroom Or Devil’s Advocate While I ride the 18 I wonder Privately What happened What has led these People Presumably good people My people To drift So dangerously far From god’s golden light

Is it weird to have two local Allman Brother Band tribute bands collaborating on Soulshine at First Ave make you feel feelings?

TrendMaxxing?

Vet appointment at East Lake Animal Clinic means take out from Himalayan. I don’t make the rules.

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I wonder if the last few months has taught the rest of the country anything about Mary Tyler Moore and profane existence?

I already want ICE out of the next city.

Rumors are that the Vikings are going to trade Justin Jefferson to the Bills but what if, and hear me out, instead of that the Bills traded Josh Allen to the Vikings.

The boy with the dragon tattoos…

Remembering simpler times when you could just sit back, relax, and do a Twitter poll tournament about the best street in the twin cities.

Pro tip, don’t google the Olympic athletes unless you want to accidently see who won the event you are watching because it happened 10 hours ago.

My slope style sking analysis is that they would be a lot better if skied forwards instead of backwards.

choosing lenny kravitz for your ice skating routine should lead to automatic disqualification

Haven't watched most of the wolves game but based on what little I have watched it's pretty obvious to me that the new guy Ayo is better than Giannis.

Does anyone have any advice on how to best treat tortilla chip addiction?

Getting married during a Super Bowl halftime show and getting married at a golf course in Brooklyn Park are pretty much the same thing, right?

This is what I would look like if I was AI-ed to look younger so I could be in a poorly written Super Bowl ad.

Something that’s getting lost behind how boring the football is is how boring of a uniform match up this is.

Since the invention of the term, has a super bowl ever been a scoregami?

lol, Collinsworth couldn’t even get through the first quarter without bringing up Brett Favre.

Made shredded chicken tacos and homemade pico/queso/guac but also bought a bahn mi from My Houng Kitchen and sliced out bites as a bonus food.

Plan to really lean into the part of my personality that finds TV commercials mostly annoying and insulting.

This is why I don’t like to have plans on Saturday mornings.

Luge is boring to watch. So is cross country skiing.

100% accurate description of my reaction.

my child made brownies last night and left the eggs on the counter and this morning I ate one anyway so probably I'm going to die

Quick story on mistakes, forgiveness, and cold air.

About to see Mason Jennings at the Dakota so my wife can re-live one of her college bar band crushes.

One version of the good ol’ days that is never coming back is when the angriest you could get online is reading a post from someone who disagrees with you about if the Timberwolves should trade for Nicolas Batum.

So wait they're just doing... Dildo Volleyball?

Prodigal Public House just off eat street is such a consistently good vibe.

Sid and Ruth = one step closer to the truth.

I have a theory that all sets of parents have at least one inside joke based on an annoying and repetitive children’s song from when their kids were little.

The thing about me playing defense is that all of the match ups are equally bad but some are more equal than others.