The Timberwolves new uniforms better be to my exact liking or I’m gonna complain about it on social media.

Finally have given up on the dream that my three cherry trees were late to awaken and accepted that the rabbits killed them by eating all of the bark off the lower trunks over the winter.

The only bad thing about bluesky is the discussion with photos about Trump's hand.

Historic Korean reenactment village outside of Seoul circa 2001.

It’s cool if your kid gets crabby because they missed a meal or a nap or whatever. Sometimes life is uncomfy. It’s fine.

Got a new patriotic tattoo. Didn’t even hurt.

Arguing with strangers online >>> arguing with loved ones at home. Arguing about things that don’t matter >>> arguing about things that matter. This is why arguing with strangers online about sports and food preferences is the pinnacle of human existence. I would include music but that matters.

Instead of talking about if bluesky is a a political echo chamber we should be taking about how When the Saints Go Marching in is a really bad large crowd chanting song.

With the exception of high end steak, the real mystery is how they sell it for so cheap at the restaurant

This is the real sweet spot truth of it.

Rather than having a constant discourse about if Bluesky is or isn't bad, can we just all please agree that, like most things we enjoy, social media in general is both addictive and terrible for us.

One thing I noticed driving to La Crosse yesterday was how incredibly green the Mississippi valley around Winona is right now. Northern MN gets all of the attention, and for good reason, but it was a nice reminder of how beautiful the southern part of the state can also be.

Holy shit.

It’s normal behavior to drive two hours so you can go to a cool guitar shop and look at cool guitars stop saying it’s not.

To join the Miller Lite discourse: I am jealous of people who have a singular big box beer they prefer. Life would be so much easier than it can be looking at menus and beer coolers try to decide what I'm in the mood for or which ones were good to me.

Show me something cool that is hanging on your wall.

To be fair, I also wouldn't want to go to Don Jr's wedding.

Grateful Dead Allman Bros Justin Townes Earl Black Sabbath Chuck Berry Tom Petty Van Halen (Hagar) Jazzmataz

I know I should go to bed but let me first quick listen to the studio version of Terrapin on vinyl.

I do all of these things except number 11.

Recap: Ena, which is solid, Walker Art Museum- free on Thursday nights, walk through Loring Park to McKenzie, stop at the Saloon which I’ve somehow never been to, then home. All by bus and foot. Friday’s off when you live in Richfield are incredible.

My phone thinks I live in Chicago and I gotta say there are a lot of cool events in Chicago.

I hope this bar loves this song as much as I do but I bet they don’t.

One song I like to play on Touch Tunes is Black John the Conqueror by Dr. John because I can’t trust any of you fuckers to play it.

If you ever wonder why I like McKenzie Bar right now the classic Eddie Murphy hit Party all the Time is on.

My daughter is in the BWCA on a school trip and I have to say that I’m very jealous.

Since I'm a true American patriot I am rooting for the Spurs to win this series and the then the next.

Woodlake Nature Center is an incredible place if you are into camera lens watching.

When my daugher goes away for college who is going to use all the ice without filling the ice cube trays?

The intersection between thinking little kids plays are cute and fuck yeah Phish’s Gamehendge is admittedly pretty niche but if you happen to fall in the center of that particular venn diagram then you won’t want to miss this. m.youtube.com/watch?v=JuXt...

I went to a movie screening put on by NAMI at the Parkway Theater. I never go to these kinds of things because it reminds me too much of work. That was kind of true but it was really well done and the music was all done by Jeff Tweedy. Also, somehow I’d never been to the Parkway.

Before the twins game we went to Modist and ran into an older than me couple from Nebraska looking for brewery recommendations. We told them to go to Indeed and take in Art A Whirl. Gonna spend the rest of my life wondering if they went.

The correct answer is Prodigal Public House and Tailgate.

Mourn the loss of the Richfield Champps or GTFO.

Be honest, when is the last time you thought about Father Guido Sarducci?

marry, fuck, kill: robocop, kindergarten cop, paul blart mall cop

If you were going to take the 18 bus from American Blvd to downtown and wanted to make two stops along the way what would be your stops?

It’s at least 50% MKE fans at Target Field but I’m not mad because this is an absolute party.

Downtown Minneapolis Ya’ll.

Are we 100% sure that timberwolves game that we all "think" we saw last night wasn't AI?

I’m glad I biked to a friend’s house because I would hate for my wife to have to see me watching this.

Good gravy.

Remember when the wolves made a run and got it down to 5?

Dude slipping on the sweat from Harden’s dive is the most instant karma I’ve seen in a long time.

Based on recently history and the fact that it is currently 90 degrees I think it’s safe to assume without looking that it will be 25 degrees on Tuesday.

Anything good on TV later on like at 830 pm central time?

For the past few years its been my daughter's dream to see the Bills play the vikings and now they are finally coming here but she will be away for college. LOL

The fun thing about AI art and videos is how it’s getting both more prevalent and worse simultaneously.

Adults believe in the utility of unsubscribing to emails like little kids believe in santa claus.