imagine being three drinks in at a dive bar on a beautiful night in the city you love (minneapolis in my instance) when It Happens ….my god

just saw the odyssey. gonna bring these back ASAP.

what a day to sit in an air-conditioned movie theater for three hours

brigitte calls me baby must be stopped

jason, unprompted: “i watched an hour-long video on lake superior facts”

when i was chatting with the wife of a high school classmate and said, "i work in communications" to which she followed up with "i can tell" --------------- i..........hmmmm...

called jason from the bathtub to let him know lindsey graham died

i’ve been vindicated. i did not break that boy’s arm (it was another girl) and i was not the only person who had the class hamster die at their house.

looks like i will indeed be attending my 21-year high school reunion tomorrow

what a blessing to be a sweet-tooth wife with a husband who prefers salty/savory (we don’t steal each others snacks)

in case you’ve been looking for me or need me for anything in the near future just know that you will find me indoors

i hope there comes a day when everyone listens to the first woman

i thought i’d seen the worst of flopping from NBA players but soccer players are on another level

pulled the ultimate power move tonight by introducing a paul thomas anderson movie to a man

hate having to use the shop vac but grateful to have one on hand

i’d leave my husband for pacey witter

i think it is a good and healthy practice to watch movies that are spectacularly crafted/well acted/make you think existentially and then also jackass

it’s comforting to know that whether taylor swift gets married at msg or not won’t affect my life in the least

OK speaking of here is the link! I am running the TC 10 Mile in October and raising funds for Wildflyer Coffee, a nonprofit that creates employment opportunities for young people in the Twin Cities experiencing homelessness/housing instability: secure.givelively.org/donate/wildf...

i signed up for two more races this year but will only be annoying about one of them bc i'm fundraising for an org

big news: whiskey sours are back (for me)

new phoebe song came out in time for my first community pool visit of the season

OK fine lebron can come play with ant and melo !

we have to drug our dog the night before she gets her nails trimmed so there are times that all of us are a little high on the couch together, very wholesome family activity

the nitro cold brew has hit the bloodstream. i repeat: it has hit the bloodstream.

rain in 55423 btw just fyi

i loathe the ending of TV shows that i love which is why sometimes i simply don’t finish them !!! i leave the last episode or two alone forever. except for “hacks” which made me bawl and remember why i hate saying goodbye to my character pals.

gonna take a day to assess my feelings thank you for respecting my privacy

i feel like the corner piece of a deep dish chocolate chip cookie

so much NBA breaking news, we’re back 🥹

i’m such a lucky auntie 🥹💞

13.1 ✅

walking around duluth and bent down to pick up what looked like an agate but it was a gusher

nothing better than when a movie is 1 hour and 24 minutes

today’s PTO day feels like microdosing my dream life of being a stay at home childless wife

three-day carb load starts tomorrow wish me luck

it took me like an hour to make a mid graphic in canva but at least it's not ai-generated

my 73-year-old iPad dad broke the news about jelly roll and bunnie to me

i was nervous when i realized how many people in my life wanted to travel up north to support me for my half marathon but everyone is talking about how much they need a break right now and i am so happy to be the reason we can all get some time away together

sports are honestly cool

i’m soo sorry but i do not miss KAT in foul trouble on my team

the kids are doing scooter rides of shame now

wish i could pressure wash my brain

9 days out from my race seems like a good time to buy completely new shoes in a brand i've never tried

that was fucking incredible to watch

listening to my favorite podcast

anyone else patiently waiting for the "and more to come!" artists to be announced for eaux claires ........

i do want ben stiller to be sad

just realized i don’t know any virgos. wondering if this is a problem ???

phoebe......at an arena.............. hm. hm hm hm.