“hmm haven’t heard much about webbed toes in awhile.” — me after two beverages

i took a pic of this ladybug before my run and another ladybug landed on my sweaty arm right as i ended my run and idk if it means anything but i thought it was sweet

an afternoon playing with this would fix me

y’all mind if i turn 39 ??¿

personally can’t wait till my 3-year-old nephew likes me again

the high of solving an escape room puzzle is unbeatable

clapping and whooping and hannah high-fiving me so hard i still feel it …….we were mariners fans tonight folks

in an attempt to embrace my former drunk 20-something andrea i eschewed wearing a jacket for our girls bar crawl even though almost 40-year-old andrea thinks it would’ve been prudent choice

my brain anytime i read or hear “bari weiss”

feeling sappy watching the twin cities marathon finish line livestream and seeing how diverse the running field is. so many people with so many stories and motivations and goals putting it all out there 😭 incredible.

rudy gobert’s bald head is going to take some getting used to ✨

the minnesota timberwolves play basketball today

somewhere the mother of a 7-year-old swiftie is pissed that 35-year-old taylor released a song about her fiance's dick

a little high and referred to the new taylor swift album as “a grower not a show…girl”

hearing the ice cream truck drive by with its music blaring on oct. 2 is so fuckin bleak

make minnesota cold again

october is so iconic bc it includes my birthday, halloween AND the return of the curderburger

someone in the office brought up my name to a colleague seeking restaurant recommendations so i’ll be riding that high after providing a thoughtful list to them !!!

planning trips is sooo fun

how many grams of protein is in a day spent watching spooky movies with friends while talking and laughing through them ???

my husband left last night's screening of "one battle after another" sweating

y’know what …..i’m good

alternatively: what if the rapture did happen except not even jesus wanted to hang out with those particular weirdos and skipped ‘em

one of those minneapolis evenings where it’s so beautiful i wanna weep

i felt so much at peace knowing even though today was the rapture i’d still be able to see a movie with stephanie tonight bc we’d be left behind

hit a pretty good pace of three slices of banana bread per day

fuck a dew point

OK so i did take a wrong turn during my 10K …GOD FORBID a woman blaze her own trail !!!

the weirdest part of organized races is that the national anthem is involved

i sweat so much at the show justin tried to cool me off by waving a towel at me …

at least everyone drives normally when it rains

do you think my dog knows i’m high?

i must support our new local wing stop establishment posthaste

the vibe i’m starting my 10K race off with on saturday (i need to force myself not to start too fast !!!)

are we gonna be allowed to say anything at all anywhere or at some point will it all be taken away

this is why i stay on facebook. how else would i know what's happening at the old kwik trip where i grew up???

this was offset by a proposal outside the venue after the rilo kiley show

not people getting kicked out of the rilo kiley show

someone with influence needs to convince gen z that hygiene is cool

when hardcore kids take the mic and scream lyrics to my husband’s band’s songs 🥹

took lil wormy to his first apple orchard today 🐛🍎

what a timeline to be in

hmm wish i had access to the dave and buster’s security footage that showed my friend and i holding each other, jumping up and down because she won 500 tickets on a game last night

male loneliness, guns and fuckin' memes, man.

i know decisions shouldn't be made while feeling emotional but i am going to try and register for grandma's marathon

had a quick scream at my desk, highly recommend

idk if my brain is meant to see people be murdered in real time just a thought

it’s soo fun to gasp in astonishment at a twist in a show we’re watching for the first time and haven’t seen spoilers for (severance)

there is Discourse on tiktok surrounding whether a plus-size woman ran 10 miles (and even “if” she did, whether her pace is considered walking, jogging or running) and boy, it’s really hard to not let this exclusionary elitist bullshit get in my head as i ready my 200+ lb body for my first 10K

me, unbothered for the next three months