ratatouille is longer than o, brother where are thou?

originally muted this for my insta story but honestly the song fits 💅🏻✨ g’morning from minneapolis

i love whatever is wrong with us minnesotans acting like today is a summer vacay weekend. patio dining, walks by the river, skirts and shorts !!! smiles. so many dogs. we’re gonna be OK.

you met me at a very using command strips for everything time in my life

i just threw myself across the couch to stop my husband from googling whether dawson and joey end up together. does he know how long we waited……what we went though…….,:to know that answer.

This is the aftermath of an ICE kidnapping a few blocks from my home in St. Paul—an hour ago. A quiet street full of broken glass and at least three wrecked cars. The target of the kidnapping was taken away by ambulance. He was on a stretcher and covered by a sheet, though a cop said he was alive.

real bonehead hours out here

if anyone wants to take my car to get washed lmk

y’all i literally left the super bowl party at the end of the third bc i was fed UP with a touch down-less game…….:……

33 degrees, sunny, windows open

anyone else have an apolo anton ohno phase in high school or

my people are def keeping me sane !!

i set a clear boundary and i am proud

watch out i think it’s gonna be a three sprite night

me watching the wolves: :-)))))

several men have asked too much of me today so the whole lot of you are on notice

i have been freed of this burden

whenever rudy dribbles the ball my butt does pucker

somewhere in minnesota a stupid ICE agent is attempting to seek shelter not knowing it’s just the first wednesday of the month

imagine coming to a blisteringly cold state you've never been to in order to terrorize citizens, not getting the bonus you were promised, being taunted by observers for your entire shift, not being able to eat anywhere in peace, and then going back to a sad hotel room knowing that nobody loves you.

at this point i want giannis. lfg???

i love that our local DQ opened for the season on feb. 1. minnesotans are nuts in a special, sweet kinda way.

they gave me a brat card and didn’t even ask if i’m gay

feeling chaotic i’d love another one of these moments this week tbh

sza…..i am not governed by any god but ok

there is light back in liam’s eyes 🥹

a slice of this would heal me

jason just said if rudy makes a 3 it should count as 4 for him

a reminder that julius randle does this all while wearing skechers

hello i’m hot nice to meet you

i am so grateful to have made it out of the small town where i was raised for most of my life.

i am reborn

heyyyyy what the hell just happened

“quiet for this one then it’s heavy metal bangers the rest of the way.” thank u tom morello.

if you get barricade at a show you should only be allowed to be excused from your spot one (1) time without retribution.

going to attempt some whimsy today. will report back.

this goes so incredibly hard

whenever rudy dribbles the ball my butt does pucker

love that i haven't been to a show in months and will be breaking the drought by seeing tom morello at first ave

acted like a full-blown boomer when the kids added me to the local signal rapid response group. thankfully they knew i wasn’t a fed bc of my septum ring.

trauma dump at the hair salon

this has been the januaryist january in awhile

drilled holes in a wall today. that helped a little.

someone in my family finally asked how i was doing yesterday

a psychopath attacked ilhan omar by spraying something at her while she was speaking in public just now and the way she calmly carried on………everyone here is being asked to be so restrained in the face of insanity

*to the tune of “little red corvette”* 🎵 little french baguette 🎶

the big baguette had all our points for a min there 🫡

i'll say it: minnesota businesses that can't plainly say "ICE needs to leave our city/state" are cowards. i'm exhausted by reading the ridiculous 20-page IG slides justifying why places stayed open during the general strike or why they continue to not be able to vocalize their stance.

the people hold the power

who up feeling big sad