i wonder what my dog's worst take is

got my half marathon corral assignment gonna puke !!!! 25 days !!!!!!

imagine getting named the league MVP and still being such a fucking loser

this is such a pivotal day to weed out the fairweather goths. real ones are wearing the jncos to the cookout.

i know i’m meant to be with jason bc i was scrolling through youtube to find something to watch, picked “how the world’s largest cruise ship makes 30,000 meals every day” and he said “i was really hoping you’d pick that”

last race till the big one! got a bunch of PRs; high-fived the state fair gophers; and filled up on pork chops, pickle pizza and cookies 🥹🥰 living in minnesota cannot be beat.

the line cook at frenchman’s took away every table’s bottle of ketchup after 8 p.m. and i don’t understand or respect it tbh

no new tattoos till after my half marathon no new tattoos till after my half marathon no new tattoos till after my half marathon

it’s funny because i don’t like them

technology is great because what do you mean my husband and i have been arguing for years over which theater number we saw “get out” in at st. anthony main for our second date and i was right and found the receipt in the depths of my google photos

one thing about me and my 14-year-old dog…..we’re gonna be napping

oh my god it feels so good seeing the spurs block shots from a different team

i’m a nicer person when i don’t have to commute

the worst costco parking lot karma i’ve ever witnessed just unfolded: a guy snaked a parking spot from a priest

marry, fuck, kill: robocop, kindergarten cop, paul blart mall cop

anyway it’s always cool to have a hometown team to root for

only 24 pts down….got ‘em right where we want ‘em

at least i’ll be a little high for the second half!

what an uninspired display of “basketball”

starting to wonder if the spurs are simply the better team ……

naz reid saved my life

sick to my stomach ❤️❤️❤️

the day before a race is beautiful... rest. laying. croissants. pasta. other gluten goods. did i mention laying? bath. laying.

i still don’t know what steampunk is

this is one of those instances where we were bumping elbows/fighting for tables with people there a couple months ago and had no clue this would be the trajectory. RIP to an OG.

i sure do miss boygenius

if i understood anything about hockey i bet i’d be stressed out rn

feeling fiscally irresponsible today

me asf

trying not to fall into the “he’s not even supposed to be PLAYING today” trap 🧘🏻‍♀️🧘🏻‍♀️🧘🏻‍♀️

randle’s ass pass it on

yeah let’s really talk about the potential risk for injury on wemby suuuure sure sure !!!

really awesome of the nba to have an early game tonight so that i have time to watch an ep of dawson’s creek before bed

rafters….best be shaking in the target center

julius slipping in his skechers omf

gonna be catatonic if they don’t win this game

oh my ……lord

feels like they’re locked tf in, i’m a fan

hm only i could be disappointed in myself after a 12-mile run fail while also logging my fastest ever 10 miles. fun stuff !!

happy mother’s day i woke up to the sound of a rifle shot by my dad trying to kill a woodchuck 💞

if i seem sad it’s bc my team lost hope that clears things up ❤️

four wemby fouls 👀

these are not my beautiful boys 😭

will always remember when we watched a wolves vs. lakers game with my parents a couple months ago and my mom referred to austin reaves as “gorpy” (???)

i get to run 5.5 miles tomorrow 🥹 miss it so much and i have a cute new shirt from a san diego running shop to wear

there's really something to be said for knowing who you are and being confident in that

why’s scott foster gotta wear his whistle like a choker

gonna catch up on wordle

the only upside to this rn is that it’s 7:34 p.m. in the time zone i’m currently located