every time a silicon valley weirdo posts LLM-like language like "This is not about X. It's about Y" it makes me wonder the extent to which LLMs were designed to sound like them versus how much they're altering their manner of speech to imitate the machine

March of the Fire Ants, it’s always been March of the Fire Ants

Comically accurate

those that remain are telling you something

when sid meier said “Please don’t go. The drones need you. They look up to you.” i felt that now as an adult i know i must nerve staple each and every one of you

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some people have enough self respect to leave. mind who doesn't!

gotta tell all these people to fuck off. they’re escalating, they want to harass him into saying bullshit. you can’t walk away, you have to flatly refuse

the thing about michael blake is that he's Outside. we can figure this out. unseating torres is such a priority, we have to do whatever it takes

i think my favorite right wing fever dream is the sharia stuff. this town loves hoeing, consumes tons of pork, and runs on usury. cmon

When I say it’s indistinguishable from cartel terror, that’s no longer even a metaphor!

ackman and bloomberg paid millions for this

it's good that they are so hateful and abusive, it makes dismissing them out of hand so easy and popular

This stained glass at the Sanctuary of St. Don Bosco in Brazil looks like a jeweled curtain of light.

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that man should have the most drawn out public execution of all time

israel literally coined the term "creating facts on the ground" and that's exactly what they did when they demanded american universities oppress their own students. tough shit assholes

MAYOR MAMDANI— SEIZE THE GRISTEDES

ok maybe you can bet on self respect

full on ai slop voice on fox news national ads

SHOUT BOYS SHOUT

> what i can do kill yourself!!!!

The last face you see before the wet work team black bags your MAGA family

he is a wide player, get him the fuck out of central midfield

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candace is still the only fascist i know that regularly shows up in the RTs of otherwise well meaning people. she’s way better at this than fuentes

ok it’s been three years back on grandma’s block and white couples are walking in to the local. no yankees, no nycfc. this is truly new

americans are fully unreconstructed, like no attempt made, when it comes to muslims. despicable people

wirtz is a wide player. sorry gak

reporters: don’t move election day or we won’t be able to write quite as many of these

Good. But it's time for canonical penalties for collaborationists. Vance is a Catholic. Homan is a Catholic. Rubio is a Catholic. Leavitt is a Catholic. They all have bishops and who have a responsibility they must exercise on pain of damnation if they shirk it. Or perhaps Leo has to do it himself.

so important that he took millions and spit out a few of the laziest ai slop ads anyone will ever see

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Looks like X is juicing web visit numbers by opening a browser WebView in the background whether the user visits the link or not. They've re-invented pop-under fraud (allegedly). news.ycombinator.com/item?id=4580...

Honestly can't think of a more confusingly named feature on Earth aside from Lake Vostok. Vostok (восток) just means 'east' in Russian. East of what, tovarish? East of what???

bomb threats to polling places ought to be a capital offense

It'd be kind of easy rn to start up a botnet that was working in the lower-volume Kalshi & Polymarket futures contracts & swing them wildly w/social presence to get volume on one side or the other & play the middle between the exchanges. You'd be running it like its a volatile series of microcaps.

as with every other one of these stories: mind who stays. they'll write glowing linkedin posts about those laid off, and spend the next 5 years with their head down collecting the check and going to the parties. next year teen vogue will give out achievement awards and whatnot. who stays?

they’re trying digg again?

this kayfabe episode will last 2 weeks and nothing will come of it

for all the talk of replacement this is a man who wants to replace all americans. he’s not calling the women he hates decadent, he’s calling his own voting bloc rotten and complacent. he wants to replace everything about every american, swap us all out for stepford models. take that to bumblefuck

“if you leave me i’ll kill myself” i will hand you the gun lmao

a lot of this comes down to professional journalists themselves. the people who make late night shows were offended. the people who work alongside all these journalists of color are not offended. the office christmas party will be jovial as always. they will hand out achievement awards

music and muzak are functionally identical for most people. the playlists are passively absorbed. you meet people who couldnt tell you who plays tunes they've heard a hundred times, couldnt articulate what it is about this or that genre they like. real p zombie shit