Just saw the Odyssey. Very strange adaptation. Why was Seth Rogen in it? Why did Penelope tell him to divorce his wife? I didn’t get it.

They’re inventing MAGA Gallicanism

Ahhhh I’m gonna Hoooormuuuuuz

Grace has a children’s book about Aristotle and she pointed to Aristotle and said “dada”. Will be riding this high for a while.

It's him:

Found out my daughter knows what “ice cream” means the hard way award

Dinner date

Just got formal offer on new job. 45% pay increase. That’s why they call me 🅱️ig Money 🅱️askerville.

Dave Portnoy releasing a book is a real head scratcher because you have to like Dave Portnoy to want to read it but you also have to like to read

Just been a crazy round of 16 this year. Powerhouse contenders like Brazil, the United States, and nearly Argentina eliminated. Guess that’s why they play the games.

Belgium is a country that was explicitly created to serve as a buffer between France and Germany to stop them from going to war with each other. Utter failure of historical purpose. You know what did stop France and Germany from going to war? That’s right. USA baby.

Over the last 10ish years I have done a complete 180 from being a policy-first voter to a character guy. You vote for people. You have very little direct control over what policy decisions they will make. Don’t show your ass supporting someone that doesn’t deserve your support.

99% of the time when someone tries to cut you in line or some similarly small social infraction you should just be the bigger person but 1% of the time you have to be a dick about it

post from someone with a crush: woke up squirming in agony like a worm on hot pavement again post from their crush: just had a lovely sandwitch 🙂

There’s no better feeling in this world than when people you invited over to your house leave your house

I just got this job let’s fuckin GOOOOO

Fuck it let’s go lol

It’s Grace’s birthday today. Everyone say “Happy Birthday Grace!”

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETERRRRRR

You kinda gotta think about firing Brad Stevens

The Lil Sas “you just got drafted to the NFL dude” video but he’s finding out the SSPX just made him a bishop

Vince McMahon was born to play the role of Ahab in a Moby-Dick adaptation

“Should you be required to read the Bible in school” is an irritating question because both the people who support it and those who oppose it hold their views for entirely instrumental reasons.

“The Vietnam War was a great idea that needed more enthusiastic participation” is the message America needs right now

Lmao

The Straussians appear to have infiltrated Philosophy Now magazine

“The European mind can’t comprehend” is a meme but the European mind actually literally cannot comprehend air conditioning it seems

This is how it actually feels when you bump in to someone you used to be in love with that you haven’t seen in a long time

the room seeming almost supernaturally quiet after these orgies, I began to congratulate myself

Hey man. That sounds kind of crazy.

It’s probably a providential mercy Trump got pantsed because if it had worked in Venezuela and in Iran who fucking knows what he would have done next

In less than half a minute, this entire thing happened.

Grace went up to and started pointing at a shadow on the wall, thereby definitively proving she has forgotten the forms ☹️

Anotha One Yung 🅱️askerville II coming December 2026

As a kid I’d see cyberpunk stuff (Blade Runner, Alien) & I thought it made no sense. Corporations supposedly ruled everything yet clearly the government still existed; there was military and police. I was like which is it, shouldn’t it be one or the other. What a naïve fool I was

Tag yourself. I’m Cape Cod.

It’s wild how the guy who owns the Knicks owns them as a straight up hostile party. Like he’s against the Knicks.

Holy shit. Can he say that??

So true

Say a prayer if you would for Father George, a priest of my parish who is having hip replacement surgery on Thursday. He’s a good and holy priest.

2001: A Space Odyssey

Knicks being in the finals followed immediately by the World Cup is an unprecedented time for the guys in your life who like sports but also have a BlueSky account

We must never forget how insanely fucking rad D-Day was. Or the men that died.

I did not care for Breath of the Wild

his great genius is declared in his doing nothing particular to prove it

The hat enjoyer

No. Imo.

There have been great rightist artists and art, but great art is not typically explicitly partisan or didactical. The art Walsh is asking for and the “art” the modern conservative movement would be capable of making is.

My mental image of Stephen Miller is of like an amoral but crafty and intelligent Machiavelli type figure, but then once in a while you remember he’s just another chud that talks like this