People are doing the Seminole chop for Buffalo in this bar, Berlin has had less Hitler particles

Seeing random em-dashes in a paragraph

Canadian PM's comms head: ok we need a short montage video for social on a new watershed moment in global trade and perhaps the new world order video editor: ok boss I got the perfect music choice for this

just got out of an uber. the driver was telling me how he has to work 16 hour days, seven days a week, at two different jobs to afford rent. he doesn't have healthcare and he worries about retirement. "i would feel a lot better if we owned greenland," he told me. then he cried.

Why do nfl insiders speak and post like Marvel movie taglines

Also "it's about results" sounds real familiar to Cuomo

Reynoso saying we need to tax the rich while allegedly saying that "if you make hundreds of thousands of dollars a year you are middle class", and "the rich" being only millionaires and above, is comedy

I kinda agree with Claire and Darializa's odds

Wow The night before Spanberger’s inauguration She’s cleared house at UVA Top Youngkin appointees resign Spanberger should be able to easily replace them given Dem trifecta The former CIA officer asserting her control

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If L. Louise Lucas has no fans, then I am dead

the post everyone got mad about for two hours has been updated turns out it's the opposite actually

"New York Dems are so weak and feckless! Midwestern Dems are the future!" New York Dems:

"Democrat leaders"

Tooze taking a break from fiddling with undergraduate women to talk so spicy, I can't believe it

Every sports interview

Saw house prices in New Jersey and asked for another $5 million per year

"It's fine though. My friend is fine. He wears these huge ties so nobody can tell. The longest ties. Very normal sized hands."

Okay so for context, Julie Won (who may be a DSA member?) woke up one day feeling frisky and said "I'm going to get it back in blood against DSA". To do that, she's backing Rana here against Diana Moreno, backing Brian Romero against Aber Kawas in AD-34, and Pia Rahman against Sam Kattan in AD-37

Another decade for me in NYC

NY MTA: we need to build more housing near transit to help boost ridership LA Metro: dense housing near transit? the horror! even as urbanism is making so much progress across the country, LA still seems to be uniquely cursed

Who's Kyle Tucker?

Nydia moved to NYC when she was 28 years old, then ran for office at 32 and got into Congress at 39 Claire moved to NYC when she was 26 years old, then ran for office at 35 and would get into Congress at 37

Evanston Illinois is home to a rare genre of NIMBY who not only seeks to prevent new things in their backyard but is absolutely furious at the existence of the sports venue that actually predates their backyards

Whatever. Here it is. Make fun of me all you want. open.substack.com/pub/marxucke...

here's where my head is at with NYC-DSA challenges and likelihood to win, open to questions or clarifications, in order Diana Moreno (safe) vs. Rana Samantha Kattan (safe) vs. Pia Rahman Eon Huntley (likely) vs. Stefani Zinerman David Orkin (lean) vs. Jenifer Rajkumar

Camille Rivera 🤝Nydia Velasquez defends the honor of North Brooklyn Latinos while not living in North Brooklyn anymore (Camille lives in Central Brooklyn, Nydia lives in Cobble Hill)

Nydia on God are you okay

Nydia Velázquez Time in NYC: Approximately 3 years before her first local run; 11 years before her congressional run Claire Valdez Time in NYC: Approximately 9 years before her first local run; 11 years before her congressional run

Nydia this is your lawyer speaking. I advise you to keep telling new residents in NY-07 to sit back and wait your turn

Lollll Rueben Bain Jr is a nightmare

Ryder is a friend of mine who is a passionate progressive urbanist running against a field of NIMBYs. the only way we can make progress in Albany is if we elect people like him to push back against the Long Island conservatives strongly recommend supporting him if you are in NYC!

$NydiaVelasquez stock up or down today?

Data bros and bluesky left uniting 😀 millions must smile when you’re the out-party

the main plan to ratfuck the midterms was mid-decade gerrymandering. Thanks to the brave efforts of Louise Lucas and Gavin Newsom, that failed. The subsequent plans are a lot less likely.

Espaillat and Keith Wright coming together to fight DSA

www.politico.com/news/2026/01... dawg a decade ago they told Espaillat "you are NOT Black go to hell" and now they're backing him against Darializa

What kind of law is that bro

MJ Hagar vs Royce West from 2020 in a redux

me seeing an article about the 25 Hottest and Most Popular Celebrities: haha who are any of these people? me seeing a screenshot of a horrible post by CeleriusAvignon8888, Based Viscount of the New Bayesian Duchy of Pure Reason: oh it's this fuckin guy again

Only in New Yawk

was making plans to travel from the upper east side to flushing this afternoon with a large group of people and one of them went “okay so we gotta ride the 6 and then transfer to the 7” and everyone simultaneously did the six-seven meme… new york city is so beautiful

idk I guess it depends on your situation