They are calling it The Most Soy Nazi Regime Of All Time

My god, they’ve invented a cringe to surpass metal gear

The United States has become a proxy of Israel is something that I don’t think is even a moderate exaggeration. A truly remarkable example of surrendering national interest to a foreign country.

imagine it a Substackless world

Resident Evil Requiem (2026)

The final two years of this admin and all four years of the next need to be dedicated to the restoration/reformation of democratic institutions and the prosecution of Trump admin officials for their copious crimes. I will vote for no Democratic candidate who talks about the need to "turn the page."

BREAKING: Credible whistleblower discloses that FBI forensic experts were ordered to stand down from processing the scene where Renee Good was killed, because Kash Patel did not want Good referenced as a “victim” in the warrant.

this is some bitch ass valor theft. low even for somebody by the name of markwayne

i'm teaming up with kalshi to pick up a car battery, angle it so that one of its corners is pointed at the ground, and drop it directly on my toenail

the broader onslaught of conspiracism and ethnonationalism driven by internet culture feels like it's sharpening into one very specific point

I think it is funny how qualifications and clean records without red flags matter way more for someone interviewing to work as say, a bartender than a white man trying to get hired to be a senator.

bibi is just descriptively correct and the next dem needs to just sever all ties with israel. defense, trade, all of it. even thinking on utterly cynical grounds: israeli political leadership and overall politics is overtly opposed to the american left-of-center project

none of us hate journalists enough

Thanks Ben for proving what we all thought!

does trump still want a nobel?

“I moved my Hedge Fund from Denver and New York (they are woke, no Hustle Grindset) to the Strait of Hormuz, the Korean DMZ, Quemoy and Matsu, Kherson, The Suwalki Gap, and a WeWork managed by the Salamanca Family in Michoacán. I tell clients I am an expert risk manager.”

there's something wrong with this country and this party if a nazi tattoo is not immediately disqualifying for public office. with the country, at bare minimum, it's the mainstreaming of anti-semitism over the last decade.

the only thing I find remotely interesting about platner, who I otherwise find odious, is nothing to do with the man himself, but rather the conditions that have allowed him to remain competitive and even a favorite to win the dem nomination despite being odious.

Americans think it's 1979 and truckers are the sons of southern bootleggers like in Smokey and the Bandit, but these days they're Punjabi truckers, haven't you ever wondered why every third truck stop advertises an Indian restaurant?

These remarks follow a possible US airstrike on school which reportedly killed 150+ people.

"the law is enforced" yeah because they literally beat you to death if you jaywalk lol

what could hegseth possibly mean that a normal person would understand? we started this war in every reasonable sense

No discipline, no foresight, no concept of chain of consequences, no capacity to plan, no settled idea of desired end state, just endless rolling crises precipitated by the centre. That’s all the analysis I have for this moment in history.

I get tired of American voters being pure innocents who can never be judged for their shitty, shitty choices.

personally I think if the Maine primary voters choose Platner, we will be entirely justified in judging them as people who, at the least, are fine with anti-semitism.

this is fucking shocking, and while i know politics journalists think it's cliché to point this out, a democratic president would be impeached for delivering this speech in this way, and rightly so.

Trump ping ponging from “we will negotiate” this morning to “it will go on until all of our objectives are achieved” in the afternoon is really something

The veterans suicide crisis really striking all the wrong victims damn

I always thought the Pod Save America guys were mediocrities who - like a lot of mediocrities - clung to Obama's coattails, but now I think they're fucking idiots.

pretty cool how often I see "goy" used by fascists, and worse yet by non-fascists who don't seem to understand that by saying "goy" ironically they're advancing fascism and antisemetism and by pretty cool I mean pretty fucking scary

I know this is emotionally difficult for various left-liberal male podcasters who have developed embarrassing crushes on Platner (PSA, KYE, etc) but start watching REACHER or something

This guy makes himself main character on here every couple months and he really needs to be punched in the mouth until he stops

The greatest thread in the history of forums-

Whatever data one maps, Madison looks like Madison.

/Mistaking the SCIF at Mar-a-Lago for the coat-check for a chiropractor's second wedding that is happening in the ballroom right next to the SCIF at Mar-a-Lago and briefly seeing a drowsy Donald Trump in a suit and baseball cap looking at a TV with a bunch of tweets on it. "Ope, sorry guys."

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to bomb this elementary school full of kids because he thinks it makes him look cool. also his scheming viziers will be betting money on it for fun. good luck soldier

Sup chat this is Slouching Towards Bethlehem with your boy The Rough Beast, and it looks like today’s stream could be a big one, as some of you might’ve already seen there are rumors going around social media that the hour has come round at last, so we’re gonna get right into it

stepped outside for a vibe check and saw a beast fuckin hauling ass towards Bethlehem

Don’t worry, he’s on it!

my tummy hort can we go back to lorwyn

Do we have a Constitution anymore, or is it just optional? Because if it’s the second thing it opens up a lot of options about what to do with these guys

I think about this Tony Benn speech much more than I used to

I love that we all know 90 percent of them will flip on a dime now, from “trump won’t send your sons to war” (like it’s only sons) to “trump is sending your sons to war and that’s good.”

insane to watch a single administration speedrun every sin in american history, skipping all the cutscenes that make them tolerable to the public

U.S. out of D.C.

I’m an internationalist in the sense that I think DC should be occupied by coalition forces