this is such a boomer thing to complain about but i don’t like it when characters in a fanfic start using therapy speak or getting weirdly clinical about negotiating boundaries. back in my day they would just start doing blood play and bondage without asking. am i no longer the target audience?

exes to lovers is such an underrated troupe and i adore it so much

i have a cold this week and it seems like a different part of my body is malfunctioning every single day 🫠 why couldn’t i just have all the bad things at once??? get it over with????

look, i’ve used anonymous sources before and i know how access works. but you just can’t just print minimal context for “three sources familiar with the conversation” in an article that reads so much like a schumer fluff piece, at such a politically sensitive time for a mostly liberal audience.

the new currency wars mode in star rail is nuts. what do you mean yanqing is actually good. what do you mean topaz is follow-up aoe attacker now. what do you mean welt's ult adds more action points to the turn counter--

“zohran could only happen in the commie bastion of nyc” nobody thought he could win last year bc nyc is the most capitalist city in the world + the center of global finance. we had to win over homeowners and cynics who don’t vote, and so do you. or is your impotent anger at schumer just for show?

the secret about local elections is that they’re basically sports events. a lot of people can be radicalized and plugged in at scale by being part of a “team” and invested in that team’s success. and investment can be as common sense as “the candidate thinks the government should help people”

i cannot stress enough that if you want to primary anybody then you have to join something instead of shitposting from your couch. zohran happened because nyc-dsa was running local races and often eating shit on election night for close to a decade.

SACO schumer always chickens out

honestly starting to feel that everyone mounting a primary challenge against a democrat should just go tits out on running as a socialist atp

i need schumer’s fictional couple from long island to call him NOW

i just ordered a pizza with ten toppings on it. live mas.

me @ everyone who is asking me to help them campaign for local office right now:

just saw a fanart tagged “enemies with benefits” and now im just mad i didn’t think of it before

not to lib out or anything but man. a woman can be the speaker of the house and the paper of record will still mommyfy her 😭 what are we doing here, folks.

amphoreus is such a badly written arc... i found myself wanting to skip story sections in 3.7 so many times. i don't want to be talked at by the story! i get the writers are doing it on purpose for some meta narrative reason but it's just not pleasant to experience.

saving hundreds of dollars on hourly QA labor by spending thousands of dollars on engineering labor, good job guys

it was genuinely nuts how many transgender people showed up to be door knockers and field leads for a population that very famously never wants to be perceived. and in family-oriented neighborhoods too, not just gayborhoods. zohran mamdani, our first cisgender mayor for transgenders.

now that im finally not violently ill from doing poll site visibility in freezing weather: NEW YORK FUCKING CITY BABEYYYYYYYYYYY WE ARE THAT BITCH AND WE CAN DO ANYTHING

now there’s no risk of being doxxed at my canvasses i can say i led canvasses for zohran in elmhurst, jackson heights, and chinatown for the primary and elmhurst/flushing for the general 😌 i’m thankful to everyone who came out because they believed that normal people are able to change the world.

new york city is the greatest city in the world because there’s no singular dominant in-group and your political coalition can be people from all 200 nations on earth, schoolteachers, transgenders, neurodivergents, and non-muslims who say inshallah.

posts about zohran still being banned from the democrats subreddit because he is a demsoc is deeply funny to me

i’m absolutely losing it at the sheer cope

Zohran Mamdani: "I am Muslim. I am a democratic-socialist. And most damning of all, I refuse to apologize for any of this."

I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.

this is the most chinese thing ever but i’m very upset that zohran didn’t get 60%

thank you for being worried about me but i was at the cathedral of mayor mamdani

external observers: zohran’s win isn’t guarenteed zohran’s field leads who have been running through every apartment building in the city for the past several months: betting if he wins with 50, 60, or 70% of the votes

thinking about the old woman i canvassed today, who said she was a local district leader. who mocked us for zohran’s free stuff, for having the audacity to believe that it was possible to change something as small as a city.

was out in eastern queens and there was so much electioneering and intimidation from sliwa and cuomo goons like you wouldn’t believe. they’re all worthless bullies lashing out because they know their bosses will be sad and irrelevant soon. new york voters keep going.

NEW YORKERS POLLS OPEN IN 45 MINUTES AND CLOSE IN 15 HOURS 45 MINUTES GET IN YOUR VOTE FOR ZOHRAN MAMDANI TODAY!!!!!

😭 just crawled out of bed to prep for 6am pollsite visibility I SWEAR IF ZOHRAN DOESN’T CLEAR AT LEAST 60%…………….

you would not believe the number of chinese grannies who are voting for zohran because i speak great mandarin and not because they care about zohran’s platform, which dims the light from my eyes

this man got beaten by over 100,000 final round votes in the primary and then stayed in just so he could get beaten by like a projected 200,000 votes. cuomo has a public humiliation kink.

really humbled by all the volunteers who sacrifice time, money, and their health to canvass for zohran this week. but they love their country and that country is the great nation of new york city

thinking about all the soup that im gonna make after the election is over

Homey literally said "touch mass"

it’s so wild to go to chinatown during halloween and see random adults in genshin cosplay

mayor so nice i voted for him twice

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me texting all my coupled friends to vote: PARTNERS WHO VOTE TOGETHER STAY TOGETHER

wait actually let cuomo cook

“i can’t canvass or phone bank because i have anxiety” in order to reap the rewards of democratic socialism you must submit yourself to the horrifying ordeal of being kicked out of a building or having a door slammed in your face or being laughed at by a republican

IGNORE THE POLLS AND KEEP GOING remember that zero polls predicted that zohran would crush it in the first round www.zohranfornyc.com/gotv

i’m sorry but “fake bill de blasio is literally named bill deblasio” is tremendous content

it’s kind of killing me how many chinese voters are more interested in my life story than zohran’s. i’m some RANDO and he’s running for MAYOR. literally glazing for support by asking them to vote for zohran as a personal favor to me 😭😭😭

really heartened by the number of chinese voters who are enthusiastic about zohran. i always tell people chinese voters are not loyal to either party and sometimes that comes in handy when a leftist tea party candidate comes along.

solidarity to everyone who canvasses the election 2-4 times a week but are still getting campaign emails urging them to canvass. please calm down, you are doing enough. i see you. i am you.

me when i tell centrist dems to vote blue no matter who now that zohran is the democratic nominee

i got emotional watching zohran on the daily show when he knocked against the table in a 7-hit rhythm because it’s how a zohran field director taught me to knock doors and it’s how i taught my protege to knock doors. we are so interconnected not just from belief but experience and knowledge shares.