Trying to explain how Ambrosia Sky is Powerwash Simulator meets Donkey Kong Bananza but about being wistful for a home you can't go back to and leaving the midwest and grief for lost people & endeavors alike and also there's a grapple hook

so funny bc the real reviews are like @pcmag.com: 5/5, "one of the must-play titles of the year." @polygon.com: "Ambrosia Sky finds sci-fi gold in the mess that death leaves behind" @ign.com: "beautiful, intimate, deeply affecting" lmao get shit on nerds store.steampowered.com/app/3580160/...

i like to check Ambrosia Sky steam reviews for negative feedback to help understand what's not working but the nazis have finally arrived and WOW BROWN SPACE LESBIANS TRYING AND FAILING TO CONTAIN A SIMPLE FUNGUS OUTBREAK holy shit 100% fire, putting that in the next trailer

people bitch about woke media but if TOS was on today they would go to a thinly-veiled MAGA planet where the locals worshipped guns and then kirk would hit the orange dictator with a two-fisted karate chop before giving a lecture about how science is real and violence is bad

I've seen Batman's parents murdered 17 times a decade without anyone having to explain how they were revived between movies.

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I had no idea what this was about, thankfully, so I did a search and I love this travel site completely dunking on Smith for his... inability to follow basic signage. onemileatatime.com/news/economi...

Every generation needs a Dog Shampoo Guy, thank you for your service Noahpinion.

Iconic movie real estate starter pack

😂😂😂

oh i've also started making lil koi ponds and tidal pools and stuff in like, coke caps and seashells

"palantir is literally the hardest software to abuse in the world"🙄 another "genius tech guy" (ie dipshit investor that has zero idea how "his own" products work)

Also just gonna say: why are the world’s wealthiest people such whiners?

"And James Bond, who did NOT die"

Presidents past and present 🇮🇪 President Connolly was joined at the Áras by her predecessors Mary McAleese, Michael D Higgins and Mary Robinson.

wow. WOW.

inject it directly into my veins

Have I sailed as close as you are legally allowed to do to have a nose at the SS Montgomery? Of course. Moment I knew she existed, I was out there faster than Jay Hulme when he spots a rickety ladder in a church. Here she is:

yes yes we all know about the Edmund Fitzgerald, rest her soul, but did you know about the ship laden with explosives that sank in the mouth of the Thames in 1944 and could explode at any minute and which attempts to disarm keep failing

Not sure why Amazon are seemingly stuck on how to revive Bond. He's essentially a Time Lord with a taste for assassination, so just change his face and tell whatever story you like.

Outgoing President Michael D. Higgins says it was ‘great privilege’ to serve the people of Ireland

Pinky★

First day.

Let’s make these two assholes famous. news.sky.com/story/police...

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Dublin Castle; Former Irish President Michael D Higgins & wife arrive for the inauguration of the 10th Uachtarán na hÉireann today. The rain is lightly blessing the occasion. Former presidents MacAleese & Robinson are already there at Dublin Castle*

Sure, but let's not forget this succinct review of Bioshock Infinite.

JCO proving what I’ve been saying for years when it comes to engaging with chuds - they don’t care if you think they’re stupid, or hypocritical, or evil (they’ll like it because they hate you). But if you find the way to accurately show how *uncool* they are, you can really really fuck with them.

*Shudders*

Literally no one cares. Just reboot it. And maybe hire a good director.

I'm also in love with the promo image created for STO's version of Moopsy by one of our UI Artists (who is not on bluesky near as I can tell!)

The first Columbo is so weird

Christmas is coming…RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!!

The option to make ALL text BIGGER!!!

*Screams in Laura Palmer*

A real honour to have been asked to provide the illustrations for this new edition. It’s as fantastic as you’d expect but ‘Ogres’ in particular blew my mind (and made me want to start a revolution)

this has to be the single greatest image in the history of sports

One thing people kind of tell you, but not really, about middle age: One day you'll be like "oh [thing] looks fun but people will think I'm a loser" about a thing And then you'll say. Wait a second. Fuck 'em

I don’t have a whole lot of advice for people younger than me but the earlier in life you stop worrying about what other people will think and just wholeheartedly enjoy the stuff you like the happier you’ll be

Can any of my Irish/UK cat-friendly people recommend a good cat tree? I have no idea what I’m looking for

Ethiopia last year banned the import of new gasoline-powered cars. Nepal reduced import duties on EVs so much that they are now cheaper than cars with internal combustion engines. Brazil raised tariffs on car imports to compel Chinese automakers to set up plants inside Brazil. Etc

If you feel overwhelmed, remember that you can still make a difference doing little things. A compliment or word of encouragement, a tip to a favorite takeout place, a donation to a local charity, an email to your favorite author, time with a pet, a walk outside, or a phone call to a loved one.

second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard

My wife and I pay for life insurance even though we have never died. I pay for fire insurance even though my house has never burned down. That's not because we want to throw money at insurance companies. It's because THAT'S HOW INSURANCE WORKS.

Joyce Carol Oates: Demonstrating the Value of the Humanities through Public Ownership of the Richest Man on Earth

A radio programme like the Shipping Forecast but it’s called Bin Day and it just reads out every single council in the country’s bin schedule

There are two wolves inside you. Airwolf and Beowolf. Cool.

I know, everybody should leave X, but I think an exception should be made solely for Joyce Carol Oates so she can keep wounding Musk's withered soul on his own site and he can't do a thing about it.