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people in video games are always talking about fuselage, generator rooms, or fuse boxes 😣 bitch i don't know how to reset the circuit breaker, i only know about breakfast (~_^)

mantra: i am good at writing headlines, i am normal, i am good…

i ask myself, WWBTPFSD (what would billy the puppet from saw do)? the answer is usually "ride a tricycle"

from 2022 :--) i still feel this way about my faerie queen malenia 🍫🤎 thank you forever for reading kotaku.com/elden-ring-m...

abandoned games are often kept alive by women through fashion, art, and instagram (/ _ ; ) in a way, these games feel like my children in need of nutrients example: the bloodborne and alice prints i just got in the mail from rusa1ka_prypiackaja 🛎️ i don’t know if i should cry or set a tea party!

akira yamaoka surprised me by saying he doesn't think the silent hill franchise has changed at all — though i can't help but feel that all american towns, even those ruled by hateful gods and old cults, are different with time 🦋🌪️ www.gamesradar.com/games/silent...

nothing is ok, even when i pretend it is. so i keep telling people that i'm proud to be the daughter of two immigrants, to have grown up speaking english only half the time, in a version of nyc that felt like it was the entire world. i love the WORLD, and this bald guy can't make me stop 😘

i recently had the honor of meeting silent hill composer akira yamaoka, who makes music for the unhappy moment and was kind enough to say thru an interpreter that i truly knew his work 🕷️ i've been feeling understood by his sad songs, and i hope u will too 𖦹°꩜ www.gamesradar.com/games/silent...

'this is a juvenile way to think, but it parades through my melting brain: "i'm scared. i don't like this. i want to go home."' ashley's writing continues to fulfil and ache in utterly unique and beautiful ways still the best

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You can find both Resident Evil Requiem previews for Grace and Leon and links to the rest of our coverage here!

what's it like to work with me? what's it like to edit ashley? one image, two answers:

🐰 life sucks, then you get infected 🐜 i played 3 hours of resident evil requiem and found comfort in its nauseating body horror ₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ it's like returning to the womb www.gamesradar.com/games/reside...

$90 away from hitting $1,000 raised!!!

the world feels like it's crumbling in the foolish hands of the disgraceful US government, and i'm crumbling with it. maybe the leather nun from nightreign can keep me from losing it completely 🍇 not with a wimple, but a bang. new blog: plant-or-beast.net/posts/2026-0...

it’s another year for my blog plant or beast 🐞🌹 to start, i’ve commissioned the eroguro artist bl00dina for a portrait i’ll use as a new logo <3 to me, and i hope to you, this image explains that i’m looking forward to writing — no matter what ♪♪ plant-or-beast.net

return to silent hill is an incomprehensible mess 💔 and while i might one day think of it as a successful experiment in camp horror, all i can do now is mourn the silent hill 2 adaptation we could have had my ★½ review: www.gamesradar.com/entertainmen...

having midnight thoughts...

what's the point? (it's love)

my latest and, genuinely, best work is out now 💜 this is the most personal piece i might ever write (related to games, at least) and i am so unbelievably proud of how it's turned out a massive thank you to artemis for trusting me with it. please give it a read we are gonna figure something out 💜

the dream team rides again - excited to have an excerpt from my book on @mattleone.bsky.social's wonderful new site, @designroom.bsky.social. Loved writing this chapter on The Beatles, and especially learning more about the GOAT Yoko Ono.

every couple days ashley is like "you ain't gonna believe what's going on in love and deepspace" and each time she is right i ain't

his armpit is my vape www.gamesradar.com/games/rpg/de...

i hope you like my new dress :c

hi alice: madness returns is getting a spiritual successor starring many plush bunnies in tea party dresses and not only am i going feral but also i am rabid ok bye www.gamesradar.com/games/advent...

there's me, and then there's the projection of me that exists in social media posts. i have to delete her in order to live, but it's difficult bc i named her svetlana

my solo rpg about turning into an ugly dolly is now available to download for free :~) let this horror take care of you when it's too cold to go outside 🎀 #ttrpg plantorbeast.itch.io/dollsweat

im exactly where im meant to be 🩶

i feel bad for alan wake 😔 his mind palace is so depressing and mine is a 2004 mcdonald’s play place T^T

you ever just see a headline and instantly know it's an @ashleybardhan.bsky.social post?

fiance bought me a german chucky media book, and yes i WILL accept “die mörderpuppe” as my last name （╹◡╹）♡

my solo rpg about turning into an ugly dolly is now available to download for free :~) let this horror take care of you when it's too cold to go outside 🎀 #ttrpg plantorbeast.itch.io/dollsweat

sorry i don’t think i’ll be able to make it out tonight T^T i turned into a slug at midnight AGAIN so annoying i know omg 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

beyond!!!! honored to have my little blog plant or beast included in critical distance's roundup this year ❣️🍓 and for the story of my life too 🍰🍨🐴!!!! thank you for letting me be an artist in your eyes :0) u can read my essay about silent hill f ghosts here 🤹 ily plant-or-beast.net/posts/2025-1...

wishing for no more war, sweet berries, sweet kitties, and a 10/10 resident evil game in 2026 🌠

going frankenstein mode (allowing myself to live with naive wonderment despite the obvious tragedies of my life because seeing beauty in falling leaves is more powerful than being told you shouldn't)

If there are cupcake dresses, there can be cookie sweaters

i’m feeling kind of upset about the fact that cookies can’t wear sweaters ~_~;

Chad.

out in one week :3 i’m excited because there’s really no right or wrong way to play it :3 it’s a guided journaling experience via blood and guts and your own willingness to play pretend :3 i hope you give it a try ♥️ it’s important to play pretend sometimes ˚✧₊⁎❝᷀ົཽ≀ˍ̮ ❝᷀ົཽ⁎⁺˳✧༚

girls like: thinking about the unofficial bloodborne movie van helsing (2004)

siri show me the most ashley article

do you want to be a nasty bloodsucking VAMPIRE? ok yeah me too, wait one month www.gamesradar.com/games/vampir...

it’s never too late to be tender

reporting live from I Love Women HQ, here's silent hill f scriptwriter ryukishi07 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩: (this article features ryukishi07's unedited thoughts, but you can read more of my interview with him and producer motoi okamoto in context here tinyurl.com/ytvy4ze2 ❤️‍🩹🔒) www.gamesradar.com/games/silent...

many of silent hill f's most distinctive locations—the treacherous middle school, hinako's haunted house—didn't exist until developer neobards pitched them. ryukishi07 then absorbed them into his story, which was always meant to be a labyrinth behind the scenes 🦉 www.gamesradar.com/games/silent...

i'm not saying i could FIX him, but i do think pennywise would walk out with a different perspective if i had him watch the last unicorn 💜

Ashley nailing the interviews, the criticism, the experimental blogging, the Chaotic Good headlines. 2025. The Year of Bardhan.