Went here last night. Proper authentic Indian restaurant. Even does a Vada Pav.

Well...

You see a cute gesture. We see a man with a concealed weapon.

In the shops by September, ready from Christmas. Or I'll eat my hat.

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STICK IT ON A FIVE POUND NOTE

The big advantage of doing this would be Farage's apoplexy, not to mention Boris.

Remember the words of St. Patrick, on this his day: "bugger me, is it only feckin Tuesday?"

I think this needs to said every day. Trump is a malignant narcissist with dementia. He is extremely mentally ill and is compelled to act the way he does. The people in power who support him know it. They also know if he goes down, they go down. They are motivated to stay in power and out of prison.

Your daily reminder that Trump Is a Cunt. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Blimey. Nobody* would even have guessed at powerful American lobby. *Me *You *My imaginary dog *Jesus *H *Christ *Everybody

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Trump calls for NATO allies to protect the Strait of Hormuz. Starmer responds by helping people with heating bills. Pengy approves.

europeans when asked to help unblock the strait of hormuz

First day of senior school photo, when you’re trying to reinvent yourself as a cool kid.

PS. Trump is a cunt.

Look. Listen.

Happy birthday Ry Cooder (music is shit but).

Hope your day has been free from Ides so far

Still my favorite Ides of March meme, 15+ years later

Beware the march of IDS.

People are losing the spirit of the Ides of March. It's not about just stabbing. It's about coming together to stab in groups

I used AI again today. For a very good reason. Please stop trying to kill it because it scares you. It makes you look a dick.

Trump "Lying toerag," claims Iranian bloke.

NOT NOW, MYSTERIOUS LARGE STEEL CYLINDER

Jesus Fucking Godbastard Christ on a Rickshaw Ridden by Allah Himself, we truly are going to Hell in a handcart. Feel free to discuss while I mow the lawn. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Cancelled my water-skiing holiday in the Strait of Hormuz and now going to Butlins in Minehead.

“But, as you see, it's a beautiful day, the Strait of Hormuz is open and people are having a wonderful time.”

If England win this match Ireland win the title. There's an incentive.

Our late Queen had the right idea...

Sorry. You said you didn't need our ships because you already won.

I hear they're in Iran.

Perfect move Original post

Who would win, one giant otter or 20 tiny Churchills?

Not just me then.

Billy Idol's let himself go

Trump is special. As in bus.

Today I have found/fixed a bug, done a Bluetooth Low Energy interface from a microcontroller to an Android, developed a website and thought it was Friday. So, as it isn't, I shall have cider and think of some mischief.

PSA: Trump is a cunt. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

He's called Tony. Tone for short. "Curious Tone." Made me chuckle anyway. Good morning.

First of walkers come the Earwigs, Earwigs or FORFICULINA; At the tail we find a weapon, Very like a pair of pincers, And with this 'tis said the Earwigs Open and fold up the hind wings; You may watch them and observe it; I have never had the pleasure. Is why naturalists should not write poetry.

Beaver though. Much more appropriate than a lumbering garden-digging disease-ridden ex-PM I mean badger.

The BBC are really going out of their way to not call these The Peter Files.

Imagine getting subtweeted by a hottie like John Cusack, though. Everyone who subtweets me is dumb and ugly.

I was going to vote for you. Was.