Time to break out the plague doctor mask.

The cows next door have been shouting at each other all morning. Actual bovines btw.

Vote Farage. Get Trump.

Oh yeah. 15 points.

When in Wales.

The fucking sun is out!

Coastal walks are so much fun with vertigo.

New Quay, Wales. There may be fish and chips.

Stopped for a picnic. Swans and Canada Geese

Philosophy with Andrew Tate

Ive had 4 hours sleep. Im up. This blows.

Wombat poop. You're welcome.

Queso is snoring.

What’s Whitney Houston’s favourite type of coordination? Hand eyeyeyeyeeeeeeeeee No! You shut up.

A murder of Jack Russells.

On the plus side, my employer sorted me out with a railcard. So only £1.50 to Chester.

Didn't want to go to Thailand anyway. Had flights dicked around again. Fuel shortages in the areas we were planning to drive to. Always next year.

Well. That's just arousing. #cpfc

DAICHI! 💙❤️ #cpfc

Matt Bianco playing for Shaktar? #cpfc

Twenty. Fucking. Seconds. #cpfc

Mumford & Sons, the Brew Dog of folk-pop.

Have YOU given Kate oral sex today?

There's a league table of vaginas now?

I need to shave my head. Im far too hairy.

It might not be the most impressive semi. Others will have bigger ones.But you have to appreciate them when they happen. Be proud of your semi.

NMEs top albums of 1995. Man im old.

I look at the spider. The spider looks at me. I point at the fly. "That's your fucking job."

Making lists seems like effort.

Democracy has failed. Let's just raffle the post of Prime Minister.

Serves two. And other lies.

Tony Blair answering the question, "How can Tony Blair be an even bigger cunt?"

I can hear my neighbour having an angry wank/playing COD again. Could be either.

Make America British Again

Trying something new. It's alright. Probably purchase again.

Member of staff an hour late this morning bribes me with a Tim Horton large fancy coffee and I SEE SOUNDS NOW.

Being a wrongun is a popular passtime.

Sent this from the Ellesmere Port Facebook page. Art.

I'm not sure George killed a dragon, those things are fucking huge.

Just cut up a tuna steak and now my hands smell like your nan.

I mean, do any us of truly know, what wattage our microwaves are?

Yes Jo, you DO deserve a beer. In fact, have two(six).

Pub around the corner has rebranded. That is definitely a name.

Someone has opened a pack of cheap custard creams. I can't resist cheap custard creams.

Nandos is just KFC on a plate.

Well Munich/Madrid was fun. #fun

Rabid. Maybe 6 ish.

Oh that's good.

Happiness is a freshly shaved head.

The male urge to shout "Allez les bleus" in a pub full of Liverpool fans.