So one of the dogs found a festering dead seal at the beach. She now smells delightful

Just purchased a ticket to see The Vaselines in Liverpool. In March ffs

Queso is not a serious dog.

He should be more concerned about the whereabouts of his chin.

It's Friday Be Posting Equines time again - remember the hashtag is, as always, #FBPE. This one really knows how to stay cool and look cool in the heat. No AC required.

More insect bites sitting in a garden in Cheshire last night than a week in Greece.

Ive been saying this for years.

Thunder over the mountain.

View from the table.

There's no escape from Helios.

3 frappes in an hour and I CAN SEE SOUNDS.

I quit smoking 15 years ago. But on holiday I often go through a pack a day and never want one back home. However, someone gave up smoking last year, so i didn't buy some straight off the plane this year. I've been good for 5 days.

Ive put it off 5 days. But fuck it. Marlboro time.

Forty years ago to the day -

Hiked up a river.

Whatever.

This

Where dirt meets water.

NetherRealm have the opportunity for the funniest Mortal kombat guest character.

Holiday in 2 weeks. Does sit up. WHY IS LIFE SO HARD?

Up at 7:45 on a day off like some kind of sociopath.

I love noodles.

No. You've just bulk purchased over 30 packs of Nong Shin noodles.

Give Oli a statue. #cpfc

Frankly. I'm aroused. #cpfc

Champions of Europe, we know what we are! 🏆 GET IN THERE! ❤️💙 #UECL #CPFC

FT #CPFC 1-0 #Rayo I Mateta's tap in secures a first-ever European trophy for Palace #CRYRAY #UECL

❤️💙❤️💙❤️💙❤️💙❤️💙❤️💙❤️💙❤️💙❤️💙❤️💙❤️💙❤️💙❤️💙❤️💙❤️💙❤️💙❤️💙❤️💙❤️💙❤️💙 CRYSTAL FUCKING PALACE! #CPFC

J. FUCKING P! ❤️💙 #CPFC

Cautiously optimistic yeah? #cpfc

Trying this. Will buy again.

Oh look. Tonty Blair is a right wing cunt. Who possibly could have guessed?

This could be about pretty much anything.

Right then. Mortal Kombat 2.

sun comes out in northern Englandshire and yup there’s a roid head up on the terraced roofs fighting with chimney stacks

Team Russell.

The Mummy. The newish one, horror film. Enjoyed it. Not bad at all.

What kind of sex offender starts mowing at 18:40 on a Sunday?

One job Everton. One job.

Fuck off I'm hot.

Between Tottenham and West Ham on who has the best stadium in the Championship next season.

Project Hail Mary was really good.

3 hours sleep. Trying to enjoy a coffee outdoors in peace but THE RUSSELLS HAVE SEEN A SQUIRREL.

Quote with a fictional band that is not Spinal Tap

My Arsenal supporting colleague is about to have a heart attack.

Oh please. My daughter aged 2 decided to call our new dog FLASH. Try shouting that in a park.

Ive just seen/heard our Eurovision effort. Wow. Just wow.

Once upon a time, squirrels on assault courses were prime Saturday night tv in the UK. We have lost something since then.