Another opportunity to hear our WIP Bourée. There's a few timing issues and 3 wrong notes. Answers on a postcard. Then we'll sort the fucker out ... Bourée by >>the nuersongs project>> on #SoundCloud on.soundcloud.com/pV7ZfBuYwd6T...

I have arrived in Par, Cornwall for 8 nights. Forecast: p!ss!ng rain for 8 days, sub-zero temperatures, and intermittent gales. Still, mustn't grumble ...

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Current pub - The Broadway Hotel. They say the lights ...

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What was it that Meatloaf wouldn't do?

My practical exam in pest control is tomorrow morning. Fingers crossed. I've been swatting all week ...

What do you call a bloke with no arms and legs floating in the water? Bob.

What do you call a bloke with a car oh his head? Jack.

She was only the chemist's daughter, but Max Factor.

I've just released my own fragrance. No one in the car seemed to like it ...

I used to go out with a girl called Amanda Lin. Nice lass, but a bit highly strung ...

Where did you get that hat, where did you get that hat?

Bowie alert! SkyArse.

Whoever decided to put a 'p' in 'receipt' was an 'idiopt'.

Even though I shave my head I still have a comb. I just can't part with it ...

I built a model of Mount Everest. The missus said, 'Is it to scale?' I said, 'No, it's just to look at.'

It was a big mistake challenging Death to a pillow fight. I wasn't prepared for the reaper cushions ...

A friend of mine changed his name to Björn today. He wasn't Björn yesterday ...

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We've recorded Englishman In New York, but neither of us can sing it. I'm BARRITONE. Like, Barry White, man. Sting is 'tenor' ... so I have a go at tenor. You are SO lucky ...

Lord Wood performing yet another obscure Tull song ... youtu.be/4KDe3VECYAE?...

Here's our first draft of 'Bourée' - it needs some work here and there, but at least it's mapped out. At last ... Bourée by >>the nuersongs project>> on #SoundCloud on.soundcloud.com/4SEUWFlwS4Od...

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So. I'm on my settee. It's late. I'm fucking buggered. Watching Alex Harvey as a young man on a YouTub.

Doing Delilah ...

Alex Harvey. That's the feller ...

I need someone to explain trans to me, because I don't get it. I get you want to change. But I don't get why.

I'm just watching them ... youtu.be/zTHfx0UfN-Y?...

GBnews be like... "Clicks are on the slide. Fuck it! Just post something Racist!"

A song what I wrote ... youtu.be/u37P7F4fawg?...

Where has the summer gone ... youtu.be/V8xYhXmV-8o?...

Please! youtu.be/bRk9-J3vfkI?...

Just 20 years. And I look younger now! youtu.be/u1Ehm5H3CU0?...

Audience - Buy Me An Island ...

Post-covid, the flute playing has been a bit of an ordeal. So you really need to listen to this and mark me out of 10. Till tomorrow ...

Buy Me An Island was the track that caught me as a 13 year-old. As opposed to The Bay City Rollers, who were riding the charts at the time ..

Me and young Ian have almost completed a cover of Bouree. The Stand Up version. I'm going to post it tomorrow. It's about 85%. Too knackered to upload it now.

The first LP I bought was Lunch by Audience ...

There we were, back then, writing Deja Vu. It looks like we have no idea ... ... youtu.be/zTHfx0UfN-Y?...

Off to my bed. Fan on.

A typo on a headstone. A grave mistake!