"Hi Doc? I think I've had Ebola since 2004".

I like UFOs. But I sure as hell like unredacted Epstein Files even more.

Trump just stole $1.8B. He’s going to give it to his business, his kids, and people like Flynn, Eastman, Giuliani, and the Oath Keepers. He’s doing this without court approval or Congress. This is a crime, but there’s no one to prosecute it because the DoJ is in on it.

"What a week to give up paedophilia." #Airplane

"Give me an 'F', give me an 'A', give me an 'S', give me an 'H'...what's that spell?? What's that spell?? What's that spell?? No, not 'fish' you stupid c*nts.." Say what you like about racist, nonce-adjacent, grifter, Tommy Robinson, he sure knows how to put a show on.

When you're pleased Elon lost, but are still pissed because Sam won. www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

The Danish delegation adopted the lonely UK contestant and the Eurovision clip has now gone viral Denmark showed more support for Britain than Eurovision viewers did by inviting British contestant Sam Battle to sit at their table while he was sitting alone during the jury voting.

Kruger on welfare cuts is predictably ill-informed and bone-headed. He can't even name figures, just working from his own imagination. Anyway, Dan, we can't all get a mate to give us £5million #bbcqt

Bruce constantly talking over Chapman really is a bore #bbcqt

Gove talks utter shite with such conviction. He is, after all, trying to protect his legacy and keeping the myths about the EU in place #bbcqt

Kruger's a madman #bbcqt

Kruger talking about the EU as a 'failing economic block'. I guess Russia is more his thing? Thing is, he's so dense he probably hasn't twigged that his old party, and his current one, have been in Putin's pocket all along #bbcqt

#bbcqt And in more Reform UK Ltd racism news... www.thetimes.com/uk/politics/...

Toss Your Weasel Wednesday!

You just know that Badenoch would be throwing the chairs around in the office afterwards...

Those pesky microphones still need sorting out...

How to buy a country - one that you don't even live in.

But...but...Wes Streeting had a cup of coffee with Keir Starmer....? #MediaCoup

'The King's Speech has been overshadowed by the Streeting/Starmer meeting' says news media prioritising the Streeting/Starmer meeting over the King's Speech.

Sources report that Chris Mason is, officially, 'gutted'."

RIP Jack Douglas, the producer of some of the cornerstones of my misspent youth. Travel well, Sir.

Doncaster Reform councillor 🤦

Colombia just did what the U.S. couldn’t a court has ordered full disclosure of Epstein and Maxwell’s visits to the country. The paper trail keeps getting longer. #USDemocracy #Pinks Colombia court orders full disclosure about Epstein, Maxwell visits www.ctvnews.ca/world/articl...

If you were running a UK news office these should be the main stories today Trump redraws maps to erase opposition seats & erode Voting Rights Act Farage & Boris Johnson accused of taking £1 million bribes to throw the 2019 election, highlighting a relationship with dodgy financial interests.

The press berated Rachel Reeves for two weeks over whether a word could be construed as a 'lie'. Turns out it didn't. Two long torturous weeks. The main headline in the country. Kwasi Kwarteng? He got a few days in the yoke and now he gets regular pundit gigs.

Nigel Farage is threatening to sue Ben Habib who says Farage took a £1m bribe to back Boris Johnson. But don't repeat this because it makes Nigel Farage 🤬

Can we get a petition to sack the higher-ups at the BBC? The 'confusion' and 'chaos' is basically a media narrative and one that seems to be entirely created by the UK press. Farage & Johnson today were accused of taking bribes - where is Chris Mason on this? #Newsnight

I'm guessing this is on @channel4news.bsky.social & @bbcnewsnight.bsky.social 's radar? If it isn't, it should be the real story. Not this Starmer pantomime. And if isn't seen as 'the real story' then the story should be: Why not?

Turned on Sky to see two media gnomes stood outside No.10. 'How did this happen?', they ask. Haugh, Phillips, Rayner constantly mauled, several (nasty) attempts to deliberately sabotage Reeves, now the attack dogs move in (as planned) after the local elections, for the PM. It's a mystery isn't it?

Ben Habib alleges that Nigel Farage & Boris Johnson were paid £1m each by Christopher Harborne to essentially rig the election in favour of Johnson. He also claims the undeclared £5m "gift" Farage received in 2024 from Harborne was payment to take over as party leader of Reform UK + stand in Clacton

"....young girls....mmmm...don't tell anyone Jeff...." #releasetheunredactedepsteinfiles

Here's the microphone turned up at today's White House Visiting Hour...

He's right. It doesn't come from sitting back and just letting one man do it all. The Russia Report? COUNT ME IN. I WANT MY COUNTRY BACK #FuckReform

Hinder wants 'an exchange of ideas'. Here's one for you: the Far Right are planning to March on Saturday in large numbers, you sanctimonious dick #Newsnight

Well that UFO file drop has certainly convinced me.

Piers Morgan, "If we discovered last week that Keir Starmer has taken £5,000,000 without declaring it from a crypto billionaire in Thailand, Reform UK would have gone absolutely berserk"

This is it, basically. This is why. www.thenerve.news/p/stewart-le...

Pffft.

Can I finally present my gag after the local election polls closed given the apparent Farage's gains? The Cunt of Mostly Crypto You're welcome.

Let us not forget that you were Secretary of State for Housing, Communities and Local Government and responsible for cancelling 247 elections in 2021.

Witnessing southern states rush to dismantle black voting power is truly truly some heartbreaking shit to behold

"Urban Haystacks" #synthart

divine intervention by elena wuest -- very swirlous

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