For immediate release. Thank you @jimmykimmel.com and everyone who spammed this account in all caps for 5 days with your threats to deny your children joy.

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Quote with your reaction to getting left behind

I'm playing @b3ta.com 'Happy Birthday Mario' #ImageChallenge over on b3ta.com

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Rapture?

Disney+ marketing team

Oh Claudia. RIP Claudia Cardinale

Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall

🎶 Bring me sunshine 🎶

it's so nice to see what a functioning judiciary looks like "A transgender woman in the East African nation of Kenya has won a landmark court victory in which the judge not only found in her favour, but ordered the government to pass a Transgender Protection Rights Act." fuck yeah

Here I go. Weeeeeeee.

l a e r s t' i t i h s oh

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Everyone on X is gone. It’s just us now, the Left Behind. Textbook Rapture.

Anal King Canada, Census, 1931 #urdad

Sod the rapture, I’ve just had a curry followed by a Magnum

Elon Musk’s father accused of sexually abusing his children and stepchildren

"I once saw a post on Bsky that had nothing to do with what's happening in America".

I swear Dickie Bird died several years ago

HURRY UP THE RAPTURE

Racist property developer allows Muslim man to live rent-free

We know the Epstein files are bad, but they must be *really* bad

I will never not repost this when I see it

I’m old enough to remember that “I was just following orders” was no defense. Nor is it now.

Somewhere in Hell Qaddafi smiles knowing his will never again be seen as the most demented speech in UN General Assembly history.

So, are journalists specifically asking Irish TV men whether they want to ride women their own age, or are they volunteering this information out of nowhere?

Nearly got raptured, lads.

Couldn’t understand why our local undertaker have an eel-shaped coffin in their window, but now I realise it acts as a memento moray.

Born in the last year of the 19th century, E.B. White lived through two World Wars to become a beacon of light. In his old age, when a young man who had lost faith in humanity wrote to him, this is what he wrote back: www.themarginalian.org/2014/05/06/e...

Was just sat in a meeting where I was old enough to be everyone’s mother. Wasn’t in it much, they didn’t include me, so I waited until nearly the end and quietly dropped some basic but solid gold wisdom about web design which it turns out NONE of them knew. And so the old crone becomes the queen. 👸

my partner has been watching Death Comes to Pemberley on Amazon prime and says their subtitles must be AI now

I chased a man 20 years my junior down the exit hall at work, at a full sprint, while shouting in anger because I wanted to be the first one out of the building that day and took offense when he darted past. I don't know what possessed me. Neither of us has ever spoken of it.

Rapture’s a bit of a letdown so far. Was expecting more of a Book of Revelations vibe.

39, 27 and many #popmaster

27 because *someone* forgot to set Teams to Busy #popmaster

Full house #popmaster

Well, if it’s 23 September... YES, THAT’S RIGHT! It’s the 71st anniversary of the hunt for the Gorbals Vampire, in which hundreds of children aged from four to 14, armed with dogs, knives and sharpened sticks went looking for an urban myth

Why is it so hard for newsrooms to find news that isn’t about the orange twat or f*rage?

BBC News

RAPTCHA

Later, lads, got a vip invite to the rapture pre-party-party

This is very powerful. #MentalHealth

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