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Pope Leo doing the Friday Cat.

I'm something of an outdoorsman

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Emjoying this Simple Minds doc on BBC2 and particularly intrigued by Sharleen Spiteri sitting at home in front of her collection of paint tins.

We sang We Like The Moon at the gig last night - the first time we have ever done this song live. So much fun, we'll do this (and a couple of other classic Rathergood songs) in the middle of the ska set next time we do one of these.

Now this is joyous fun dance #strictly

Daddy La Voix is lovely #strictly

not a Drag Race viewer but my word, La Voix's dad scrubs up well in makeup! #SCD #Strictly

If I was one of the celebs without much previous dancing experience, I would be getting pissed off right now #strictly

Meh #strictly

You've had plenty of training, mind #strictly

Oh boo yourself audience #strictly

Someone check on Big Bird #strictly

10 points for the dogs #strictly

Lovely #strictly

"When I was little, and having loads of dance lessons" #strictly

Ringa ding ding #strictly

Here's Craig to piss on your chips #strictly

"You were great. Here's how you weren't so great." #strictly

Miroslav Cipár (1935-2021)

Lazy bugger won’t shift. #caturday

65 Years Ago,,, History was made. #RubyBridges

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Tell the nonce to get fucked, Keith

I often think about this image. Mainly I think about the 30 ish years Melanie Sykes had to wait to move on from ploughing her aeroplane into a US battleship to set out on the path to advertising Bodingtons.

steam is apparently allowing "this game had AI in it that it didn't disclose" as a valid return statement, so if you or anyone you know actually paid $70 for slop, get that money back

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HOLY SHIT. They found the genes for fibromyalgia - and it's *not* autoimmune, it's the central nervous system. It's very cool to see some progress made on the thing that's ruined my life since late teenage years!

I've been collecting pandemic era signs that nobody can be bothered to take down or remove. There's something grimly fascinating about this. Putting them up was urgent and important; removing them is nobody's job. How long will some of these hang around?

Roses are red Astaroth’s a demon

My jokes are so dad they turn the thermostat down.

Pfft thats an average weekend for me

NEWS! Children in Need celebrates raising less than half the amount Michelle Mone still owes the government for faulty PPE

In comedy, timing is everything, and now I think Bill Clinton has missed the prime window to post "worst bj ever."

Betty! Yay! #Plurb1us

your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️

Alice Wong is among the stars. #RestInPower

How blow? How blow?

Always found it pretty cool that there's a medieval demon of typos

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DNA Sequencing Reveals Hitler Was Type Of Fern

Oh dear, whatever shall we do? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Well, nobody can say we didn’t just sit though three hours of Top of the Pops #TOTP

"Now you're lying next to me, giving it to me" You and your crotch need to do something for her matey #totp