Ed Balls to all who celebrate *wicker ed balls gif*

tuesday

www.maptap.gg April 28 96🔥 87🎉 90👑 97🔥 60😐 Final score: 834

Wordle 1,774 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

You got that headline for me? The one that doesn't give any sense of foreshadowing and foreboding at all? Sure did, boss.

Pipes. It’s always pipes.

this seems like it’s just asking for problems

Kash always looks like he's just remembered he's left the iron on.

Camilla looks like she's had quite enough of this shit already.

Birds are just named stuff like hotbreasted MILF and nobody is doing anything about it.

Mrs Mangel's portrait auction ❤️ #Neighbours ebay.us/m/ZX6rrp

It’s the same picture!

Is the answer "by running pretty bloody fast" ?

“Spell it how you want, I couldn’t give a fuck Sooz”

No combover hour tonight

It's been a great 2026 season of 'How light is it in #Orkney at 5pm this week.' We started in the darkness of early January and ended in the light of April after the clocks had gone forward. Here's all the weeks put together as we moved from 5pm darkness to 5pm sunshine. 💡

Fun fact: The Elvis impersonator who was arrested for sending ricin to Obama often recommended my work on Facebook. Fortunately (for me!), he was innocent. A different Elvis impersonator sent the ricin to frame the innocent Elvis impersonator b/c the latter falsely claimed to be a member of Mensa.

DIARY OF A BRITISH PERSON ACCORDING TO BLUESKY I wake up as the cockerel I have to keep because I live on a farm crows at 5am. I shamble out of my wooden hut into the morning light and start the log fire to prepare a hearty breakfast of gruel. I do not shower because we have not invented them

Claire’s to close remaining UK stores on Tuesday with more than 1,000 job losses

Shh, I’m doing my postal vote 🗳️

please make way on the timeline, cattle coming through

Satan Views the Whole of Eden, Gustave Dore

Were they tipped off by the fact that trans athletes weren't a problem for all of human history until conservatives started purchasing every major media institution in 2013 or so

The boiled piss is stored in the ed balls

I played squaredle.com/xp 04/27: 25/25 words (+2 bonus words) 📖 In the top 11% by bonus words

I played squaredle.com 04/27: 25/25 words (+3 bonus words) 📖 In the top 22% by bonus words 🔥 Solve streak: 161

They’re not kids, but the work of the Rebel Botanists in Plymouth is a joy. rebelbotanists.org

Seated on a tree stump in the forest, just enjoying nature.

In a meeting for the rounds but 3 Everly bros #popmaster

lol the shooter has a BLUE SKY ACCOUNT, well here’s one excuse that won’t work:

This is why it's important authors read a lot, Murakami has no idea this has been done already

www.maptap.gg April 27 99🎯 95🏅 96🔥 95🏅 91👑 Final score: 944

Wordle 1,773 3/6 ⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛ 🟩⬛⬛🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

unrelenting

Did you know that Dolly’s Imagination Library has given away 314,857,134 books since 1995? That blows my mind! imaginationlibrary.com

Someone bennyhilled it 🤣🤣🤣

The menu ( in Welsh ) of Caffi Spam at Colwyn Bay for the unveiling of the Terry Jones statue this afternoon.

Newsom has a Substack, gross. Anyway, lol:

Coming summer 2027 "Now then Now then" the heartwarming tale of a quirky marathon runner who raised a lot of money for charity.

Rewatching #Chernobyl. To cheer myself up

Before 9/11 this is what the news was like every day

As a child I was stumped on how they got the motion blur in this scene. It's claymation so it can't just be drawn in. Much later I found out that all the blur in the tracking and panning shots is actual *motion* blur. The sets were moved for a fraction of a second during each exposure!

Bwahahahaha

Jackson 5 vs Osmonds death count: currently two all. It's anybody's game at this point

It’s finished! Elton John Mouse Live in Australia with the Melbourne Symphony Orchestra.

You can’t convince me this wasn’t staged and another desperate stunt. Group chats about his ballroom. Did he really get caught smirking while everyone else is scared to death or this pic Ai? 😏 #WHCD #SheShed #Pinks

Raise your hand if you want to at least VISIT the Land of Boobies.

Watching #Unchosen. I'm sure that handsome stranger in the woods won't turn out to be a ... oh