Renee Good, 37 yrs old, 3 children... had nothing to do with the protest. omg, this country has just experienced the catalyst of revolution.

Minnesota Public Radio says today marks the first and only shooting and homicide in Minneapolis in the year 2026

Timeline cleanser www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqZd...

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Every media figure and politician could do exactly this right now. @garygannon signs off from X, the deepfake child sexual abuse material generation app.

If anyone looks at Fiona during these bits of news, they'll see she's enjoying this a bit too much #Traitors

Bluesky commentary on #theTraitors and #thefootball running along similar lines.

Every Trait Disqualifying ICE Agent From Previous Jobs Ideal For Current One https://theonion.com/every-trait-disqualifying-ice-agent-from-previous-jobs-ideal-for-current-one/

We are Christopher Isherwood, watching the scenes in the Berlin street below from our apartment window above.

They are all connected. That's why the family tree is there. #Traitors

Sake #Traitors

This post is for British users only. Sorry, but Americans etc will not be able to comprehend the full horror.

By fuck I needed to hear a story like this

What kind of monster tucks their jumper into their high-waisted trousers #Traitors

Fiona has a taste for murder and cannot be stopped #Traitors

I KNEW IT #Traitors

#Traitors time

I finally do!

Strong correlation between people who take part in the "no trousers" Tube day and people who are either already on the sex offenders register or should be.

BINS IS HERE! BINS! HAPPY BINSMAS TO ME! 🗑️

Pope Gregory XIII in 1582:

It's been good knowing you all. youtu.be/TIoBrob3bjI?...

You're not ready for the name of the energy transition specialist at Heat Pump Association UK

Vlad will be dusting off that tape and getting ready to press play

ROBIN OF SHERWOOD (1984): Michael Praed was The Hooded Man in Richard Carpenter's dark ITV drama, which fully leant into the mythology of the character. Magic, demons, the supernatural, pagan myth, and Robin's Obi Wan Kenobi, Herne the Hunter, all featured. Still the best Robin Hood ever!

Not that I particularly want to alarm anyone, but while shenanigans are occurring off the Icelandic coast, the RAF's entire squadron of Typhoon fighter aircraft took off over the North Sea a few minutes ago.

"Who is the man who appears unexpectedly in an OS map..?"

36, 36 and 3 #popmaster

Another 36. I’ve tied with myself #popmaster

36 #popmaster

Wednesday

Time to check the news!

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Oh litmus tree Oh litmus tree I know your precise acidity

Whenever I'm digging a massive, exotically-shaped dod of hardened piss-sand out of the cat's toilet with my wee plastic trowel, I like to pretend I'm the hairy lad from off of Time Team, unearthing a mystical viking artifact to please Tony Robinson.

In "celebration" of thr Pepto Bismol ad now being on the radio, I took some popular radio-friendly songs and added the "Diarrhea" guy.

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I'm glad this thing made primarily from a plant is now plant based

I Carry A Torch For You*

Watching #TheLifeOfChuck Very Zeitgeisty

Mayhem at the station, was convinced they were about to shut it because there were way too many people waiting, but managed to leap on a train home. Now to defrost.

The easiest way to tell them apart is just to remember that baking soda was invented by Tom Baker, while baking powder was invented by Colin Baker.

This is the longest year in the history of years, and there hasn't even been a Wednesday yet.

"Anyway, here's Thunderball"

The new Scottish gritter names are class

I dont know why but this snippet from a local newspaper in the early 90s made me laugh straight for about five minutes. 1. NOBODY? You're not even going to make one up? 2. Seriously?? NOBODY guessed five "trues"???