Whenever I'm digging a massive, exotically-shaped dod of hardened piss-sand out of the cat's toilet with my wee plastic trowel, I like to pretend I'm the hairy lad from off of Time Team, unearthing a mystical viking artifact to please Tony Robinson.

In "celebration" of thr Pepto Bismol ad now being on the radio, I took some popular radio-friendly songs and added the "Diarrhea" guy.

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I'm glad this thing made primarily from a plant is now plant based

I Carry A Torch For You*

Watching #TheLifeOfChuck Very Zeitgeisty

Mayhem at the station, was convinced they were about to shut it because there were way too many people waiting, but managed to leap on a train home. Now to defrost.

The easiest way to tell them apart is just to remember that baking soda was invented by Tom Baker, while baking powder was invented by Colin Baker.

This is the longest year in the history of years, and there hasn't even been a Wednesday yet.

"Anyway, here's Thunderball"

The new Scottish gritter names are class

I dont know why but this snippet from a local newspaper in the early 90s made me laugh straight for about five minutes. 1. NOBODY? You're not even going to make one up? 2. Seriously?? NOBODY guessed five "trues"???

"I would've got away with it, if it wasn't for you kids and your interpretation of the Nicene Creed!"

I’m wearing my woolly hat while eating in a cafe. I am feeling benefit. Where is your big coat god now?

Reasons not to piss off techies… joseph-smith.co.uk

Snerrrrr #uksnow #W1 6/10

Nooooooooooooo!

We literally have a snowman sitting on our balls how's your day going?

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This is the most cyberpunk story of all time.

In terms TV crossovers, Corriedale will never beat Sorrylumbo.

a strong password? what about a sensitive password with a beautiful heart?

All monsters just respawned

RIP David Rosen

Trump makes it clear on Air Force One that Venezuela was about the oil. He also floats more strikes in Venezuela, military action against Cuba and Columbia, and taking Greenland. Completely off the rails.

The first episode of Paddington was broadcast on this day in 1976. Adapted from the books by Michael Bond, the narration was provided by Michael Hordern.

Happy birthday to the one and only, Hayao Miyazaki.

I feel a TV comedy drama coming on for Cap’n Bullshit www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Sunrise at Stonehenge today (5th January) was at 8.10am, sunset is at 4.14pm

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John Wyndham, The Kraken Wakes (1953)

BIN IN LORRY

27, 30 and 3 #popmaster

27 #popmaster

A group of Peruvian shamans gathered on a beach in southern Lima to perform their annual New Year ritual, delivering predictions for 2026 that included the fall of Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro and a serious illness for US President Donald Trump

I can now enjoy a Mediterranean diet while I watch those wall-to-wall gambling adverts.

This poem is dedicated to anyone heading back into work and having to endure dull conversation about what they got up to during the Christmas holidays.

Monday

The wisdom of Mr. Rogers is eternal:

Love this from Guillermo del Toro

The Epstein Files Transparency Act is a law, passed by Congress on November 19 with an overwhelming vote. Complying with it was not optional. The Department of Justice did not comply. I want to make sure this is very clear.

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