I've a lot of time for Clarence Seedorf

Somehow Liverpool remembered how to defend. Good win #LFC

Commentators saying it can't be a penalty because the player went down somewhat theatrically. If it's a foul, it's a foul, right? Shouldn't matter what they player does. #thefooty

So Mkhitaryan is at Inter. Dude never stays anywhere for more than two years

I mean, I'm a Liverpool fan, but this is one of the dullest games of football I've seen for a long time

There will now be an hour and a half of added time at the end of the first half

This VAR decision is taking longer than the OJ Simpson trial

Girls, football and getting served pints aged 15, yes. Hitler, no.

Can't help feeling that in 3 years time, voters will be furious with anyone in office that's seen to have cosied up to tech companies

Looking forward to watching Liverpool v Inter Milan this evening. I've got beers and snacks all set up behind the sofa

Only five teams have let in more goals than Liverpool this season

How can we be so bad at defending? #LFC

Ekitike is unbelievably good

I don't want to be pedantic @skysportpl.bsky.social but hitting the crossbar isn't "hitting the upright"

The thing that really pisses me off about this World Cup is having to buy a bigger house to accommodate the wallchart

And that concludes the draw for the 2030 World Cup. Sorry, the 2026 World Cup already happened while you were watching the draw.

Amazing group for either Wales or Northern Ireland if they qualify

Briefly turned the FIFA thing on. Where's the old fella in a blazer picking balls out of a plastic sphere?

Crap. Thought I was in with a shot for the FIFA Peace Prize

I would normally watch the World Cup draw, but I'm washing my hair

Looks OK

I've haven't found that it improves my relationship with my wife when I mention other birds

I'm happy to have tea ☕ in 20 minutes but I'm not scarfing dinner in 20 minutes. Damn fool idea. #thecricket

If Australia could stop biffing the ball about that's be cool tx

I don't think we should have made Bernard Manning prime minister either

I'm not going to watch Avatar, even if you yell at me til you're blue in the face

Betfair has England 40% to win this test, Australia 55%. Seems to underprice England?

Bit ordinary from Australia here

Football could learn from cricket here and implement a dinner interval

The Audi 'I like to move it' ad can absolutely do one #thecricket

England keen to avoid batting under lights #AUSENG

Morning everyone #thecricket

The 32GB of RAM I bought nine months ago has trebled in price

Happy for Wirtz. Although his shot was heading for the corner flag #LFC

Despite the gloom I'm seeing some positive signs from Liverpool. Still think we might stay up.

The lad's played a blinder at the Wedding at Cana

<Tunes into Arsenal game> "Arsenal FC...by far the greatest team the world has ever seen" <Tunes into Liverpool game> "Sunderland FC... by far the greatest team the world has ever seen" Lads. You can't all be right.

<Taps 'X' on popup ad, misses by 0.00001mm> Ad: "Oh, great! You like our product? Marvellous! Here's a video! Sign up here! Here are some cascading web pages! Can we phone you? Sign up for our newsletter! Here are more products you'll love!" Me, frantically clicking force-quit: "Shit"

Which one's he trying to get rid of?

I just got a 'nice' from my smart watch for walking downstairs. So that's a win.

Are the Canadians, Australians and Japanese going to start bombing the US now?

"... and the Secretary will disavow any knowledge of your actions. This message will self-destruct in five seconds"

Of course, she's not that stupid. She knows that most people have a very poor understanding of events. Folk may be dimly aware that there was some cockup to do with the budget. The papers repeat Badenoch's words, and lo, it sounds like Reeves is incompetent. Disreputable, not stupid.

Did they mean to put this out?

Tree's up lads

For most of human history we had to rely on eyewitness testimony of events. There was a period of about 100 years, starting in the 1920s, when film evidence could also be used. We are now back to eyewitness testimony.

The only one that's desperate here is the Daily Mail headline writer