I wouldn't date him either

I checked in on the comments on a Daily Mail article about the WASPI pension decision. Surprised to learn it's apparently all the fault of illegal immigrants.

Liverpool 2-0 Carrier Bag So far so good

Got to keep one foot on the floor mate

We don't have jus soli any more though. Eg if an Australian couple are in the UK on a two year assignment, have a child and return to Australia, that child is not British. I know that's not what Goodwin means, of course.

I genuinely don't understand Instagram. I get an alert about something, click on it and it shows me something completely different. Then I can't find the story I was altered to. Most baffling platform ever.

Apart from everything else about this guff, WHY IS BERMONDSEY SUDDENLY COVERED IN MOUNTAINS??

Liverpool are fine as long as we don't have to play against any English teams

In a shock turn of events Liverpool dominate the first 25 mins but concede the first goal. That never happens.

I'm suddenly (today) getting several spam messages on Gmail. Usually these don't make it past the spam filter. Anyone else experiencing this?

Wot??

It's a minor point, but I don't think you can say the war in Afghanistan had a "front line". It was an insurgency war, with contested districts and areas where fighting was more or less intense. More Vietnam than Korea.

Another opportunity to listen out for an observation by Ally McCoist that isn't banal, wrong or incomprehensible. Still hopeful. #LFC

It's a cooperation between countries that we will call the North+Arctic Tactical Organisation, or NATO for short

The most interesting part of today for me was not Trump's speech, but the flat denial by Karoline Leavitt that he'd mixed up Greenland and Iceland. She might have said "which of us here has never misspoken?" But no, Trump must always be regarded as infallible. The thinness of skin is remarkable.

We go live to Iceland's defence minister...

Just checked, luckily Friends Reunited and MySpace are fine

I miss those times when world leaders went to Davos and gave a speech with platitudes about economic development and cooperation between nations, and you could safely take 45 minutes off to hit the buffet

I've instituted the Board of Peas, which you can join for the low, low price of £8.50. I will be permanent Chair. So far, Keith from No. 17 has said he's interested. More to follow!

I'm writing an action plan for my wife in the event of my untimely demise. Slightly unsettling experience.

Pretty sure I have one of these in the back of my fridge

Quite struck by the view of the Northern Lights from my study here in North London

Europe says Trump should focus on Ukraine, not Greenland

This explains why there's only one of these left

When Europe's territory is being threatened by two nuclear powers, I'm genuinely curious whether the Greens' policy on unilateral disarmament may be electorally disadvantageous? www.newstatesman.com/politics/uk-...

Take all your overgrown infants away somewhere And build them a home A little place of their own The Fletcher Memorial Home For Incurable Tyrants and Kings They could appear to themselves every day On closed circuit TV To make sure they're still real It's the only connection they feel

TLDR

Since you didn't give me the Fireman of the Year prize, you leave me no choice - I'm going to have to burn down this building

"She made me do it"

Sadio Mane is a man of exceptional character

Feels like a sea-change tonight about Europe's approach to the US: moving from head-shaking and shrugs to real anger

Kinda bored with tariffs now

It's like Cocaine Bear with fewer maulings

I like that the first four words in this photographer's post are to credit the photographer

Today I Learned that Americans spell "mollusc" with a K

Haha hahahaha! <wheeze> stop, please, I'm dying here

HUGE if true

I've put a little something on the lad at 100/1. Reckon he'll get minutes in group games, and if he bags a couple he may end up starting. France will go deep. One downside is he doesn't take penalties. Compare Salah at 28/1. He'll score a couple for Egypt, but how many games will they get?

Thursday: HMRC: "Thanks for logging in. Would you like us to remember you for seven days?" Me: "Sure, great" Friday: HMRC: "Who the hell are you? Never heard of you in my life."

THIS is the kind of thing Starmer should be clamping down on

2026 Bad Sex in Fiction Award runner-up

Not sure how Brendan gets out of this. I think Sue might have worked him out. In fairness, he was impressive in the plate-spinning challenge. #TheTraitorsWhichIveNeverSeenInMyLife

I'm just a boy,standing in front of a retailer, asking them to set up their point of sale device so that I can figure out which bloody shop it is from the credit card statement

Aagh it's bins

TNT commentators terribly disappointed that Liverpool win comfortably. Sad faces all round

Couldn't give less of a shit about Ally McCoist's player of the match #LFC

It's a long time since we've had a commentator as bad as Ally McCoist

Szoboszlai's had his range finder adjusted downwards six feet since last week

I'm no military expert. Is it a good thing when national newspapers start comparing force strength for US vs the rest of NATO?