Wait! I need to file a claim!

I have opinions. Today's is that 'Galop Infernal' from Act 2 of Orpheus in the Underworld is not appropriate for on-hold music. Cheers.

I cooked these potatoes, but they're just sitting there banging on about Velázquez and complaining about the weather

"French prime minister? To the end of the season?"

Not completely convinced the Yankees are going to win the World Series

Trey Yesavage has struck out 7 of the first 10 Yankees batters in three innings...

#SaturdayChuckle #80smusic #funny

I see the wind's getting up. Hoping for a trampoline this year.

This article manages to name her husband before it names… her.

Starting to wonder if the authors on the Tesco website are real people

Holy hell

"I have a real problem with the lack of realism in Game of Thrones" "What is it - the dragons? the three-eyed raven? the zombies?" "Knees don't bend"

Rafaela plays the worst bunt in MLB history

Baseball: ESPN's score box is awful. You glance up to check the count, and it's hidden by the pitch type. Hate it. /rant

Watching Red Sox v Yankees. Could the ESPN announcers try a bit harder to hide their disappointment when the Red Sox get a hit?

The existence of Kiss 'n Fly drop-off zones at the airport implies the existence of other 'n Fly options. Anyway, just dropped my wife off at the Grope 'n Fly.

We had these Travel Sweets in tins for long car journeys when I was a kid. They're still sold, but seemingly only in chemists. Why?

Is it me or does the Galatasaray stadium announcer sound like a Japanese samurai?

Alan Shearer seems annoyed with Liverpool for some reason that I can't fathom

Galatasaray: "We may not be that good at football, but we're REALLY good at whistling."

So exhausting..

We may end up being lucky Viktor Hovland injured himself and earned a half point

Well done Europe!

Ekitike gets almost as much criticism for removing his shirt as I did last month in Corfu #LFC

In which Luton Airport is described as a "local airfield"

No better reason to fire Lord Mandelson as US Ambassador than that the US president says he doesn't know him.

In his news conference with Trump, Keir Starmer stresses the importance of protecting children from paedophiles

Albania! Drink

Six helicopters just flew over North London, so I guess we know who that is

Since when did pressing the X button top-right in Excel automatically save? It used to give you the choice.

User: Change the text colour in this cell to blue Excel: Of course! Please wait 10 minutes while I recalculate the entire 100MB spreadsheet User: Please don't, I just changed a colour, it's not nece.... Excel: Shush. This is IMPORTANT

They just published this story yesterday - about thermal storage bricks. If you were interested in Polar Night Energy's sand battery stuff, you'll be interested in this. atmos.earth/climate-solu...

The New York Times Connections setter clearly thinks British physicist Sir Roger Penrose (94) deserves a special month, and indeed why not?

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Volks News

Customer service experiences I hate... When you make an enquiry, get a response after 3 days, sent a followup question within 3 minutes, and have to wait another 3 days for a second reply.

Chipocalypse

Imagine if you had to watch England every week

England look unbeatable in this form

England's new theory of football is that shots on target are overrated

The two teams with the worst anthems in European football are about to kick off at Villa Park

Just been driving North past East Finchley tube, in the midst of what seemed to be a large funeral procession headed by a horse-drawn hearse. All the cars had hazards on, and all routinely ignored red lights, cutting people up, causing traffic chaos. Who are these people? Would love to know.

What an absolute Muppet

If we're going to fetishise flags, can we pick a good one?

Well, that was certainly 45 minutes during which a game of football took place. #LFCARS

"Can Virgil van Dijk shoot himself? I think he should." Harsh, Gary Neville, harsh.

Maybe Trump's just media-shy. He's feeling overwhelmed by the public gaze. Wants to hunker down and avoid attention and publicity for a while.

It might as well rain until September

Never in doubt #LFC