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Gotta have dental work in the morning.. #NotAHappyFriday

Quandary.. Cat insurance for my two girls has gone up from £80 a month to £125. I’ve been paying this their whole lives without reaping the benefits so I’m loathe to quit it when they are now senior, and more likely to be in need of help…it seems excessive though.

Been in the hairdressers for 1.5 hours. The head massage is coming up and it’s what I come for!

My husband has been on a work call next to me for 40 minutes. I think I’m going to put the phone - alongside his head - into the microwave…

I’ll see you there. Sweet dreams 🖤✨💋

We are now over a third of the way of January. We’re doing well, kids, we’ve still got it! 😬

Seeing far too many posts with people worrying about their looks recently. You are all nothing short of magical, and everyone else can see it.✨

“And you wanted to dance, so I asked you to dance, but fear was in your soul”.

Is there a time when long hair becomes “too long”? When nekkid; I’m starting to feel a bit like Lady Godiva.

Watched Tron: Ares fully expecting to hate it. I didn’t.

Ooh, so many Capricorns ‘round these here parts! Happy Birthday to the dancing lady with the gorgeous garden! @helsmels.bsky.social I hope you are being suitably spoiled, Mrs M. 🥳🎈xx

You know when you’re so stressed, you suddenly hit a psychotic calm?

Politics-based accounts: whilst I respect whatever people want to do with their social media; please don’t follow me. I’m not your person, I don’t share your cause, and I’m fed up of constant blocking. Much appreciated 🙏🏻

Going to curl up with my book, I’m exhausted. Good on us for another day done. Night night. 🖤✨

The oats are in the fridge, swimming is booked, and the chocolate monster has been wrestled back into her box. She screamed like this freaky thing from my childhood. Three months till Easter..

Plans to go out today, so I have been showered and ready for two hours, and of course everyone else is still asleep. Tossers. 😑

It is finally starting to feel cold and my heart is soaring! 😍 The sun is ruining it (as per) but it’s invigorating to feel alive again.

The eternal viewpoint of my mouth.. Also @andmythoughts.bsky.social I bought Camembert and Chilli Jam to try.

Going in to Stranger Things.. 🫣

@sonofraucous.bsky.social Happy Birthday Raucs! 🥳🎂

Wishing everyone more for 2026, may she be gentle with us. ✨

Last day of the year tomorrow; can we all wish each other well within this shitty existence we cohabit? It’s bad enough, guys. 😔

Morning - another day, another garage. This time somewhere in Leicester. Hope they can actually fix the damned thing, bill is getting higher and higher by the day.

So many answers to this, I appreciate every one of your responses - she’s going to go in, hurrah! (Apologies for the tags, if I don’t get my chores done, the night will never end! )

The child has not been made permanent in her Christmas temping job, she was told just now. She has her last shift on New Year’s Day? She’s asking should she go or should she ditch it? 🤔

Thanks…hi!

Aww I know who this is - only one it can be.. Thank you, I love you too. 🥰

Haha this made me laugh - I love clever! (Thank you)

How kind of you to say, and I wish I knew. I am two different people; it’s a bit testing..

Is this an affirmative?

I’m drunk: so… I didn’t ever believe people would want to know stuff about me, but just in case… ngl.link/infernal.imp

Oh god I’m drunk. That doesn’t happen.

Night night people, I’m off to chase oblivion. ✨

Off shopping to buy all the cake I can fit in my holes. If anyone wants anything, have salad, ‘cause there’s no cake left.

I have rather extreme hormonal rage and no space to contain it. Pray for me, I really don’t want to combust! #InForFourHoldOutForFourHold

Just smashed the Hotel Chocolat sale for next years Velvetiser sachets. Even though I still have four boxes downstairs…I will not learn.

Merry Christmas! 🎄🎅🏼 If I talk to you, then I care about you - a lot - thank you for having me here to share in your lives. 🥰 Whatever peace may be to you; I hope it finds you today. X

N’night, don’t let the Santa Claus bite! (Or get stuck in your chimney 🤭) See you in the morning, beauties, dream sweetly. ✨

Morning all, merriest of Christmas Eves! Though the sun blaring through the windows is kind of killing the mood.. Chocolate with your coffee? 🎄🎅🏼🍫☕️

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The Ring camera has gone off. It’s ok to get drunk, right?

Soon, the 3yo will be here to spend the night. Can anyone take pity and knock me out for 24 hours? 😩

I think, deep down, I still believe in magic. Happy Solstice, mo chairde. ✨

My husband is finally on his way home after staying with my mother for an unexpected three days. I am honestly not sure which of them is going to be more relieved. 😆 They have had to deal with each other’s shit instead of giving it to me - and I’ve had blissful peace! 😂😂😂

Sometimes..

At least back then, they really kissed…or at least made it look like passion. Now they cover their teeth with their lips and nom at each other’s noses.

I’m watching a film on Netflix from the year 2000, the technology doesn’t match with my TV, and the world has changed entirely. Middle age blows my mind daily.

Pillion isn’t on the stick, so I’m going in for “Love Actually”. I watched it once in 2014 and all my memory will tell me is to prepare for emotional pain, but I might as well…

I *should* be upstairs, tackling ‘wrapping mountain’. Should. Really should. But I slept badly, and I’ve done a workout, AND cleaned the house..so I reckon a film to myself is a better option. I wonder if ‘Pillion’ is on the dodgy stick yet…