I have been on a cruise and eaten/drank about seventy thousand calories a day; my body is crying out for water and weetabix…but I lived a dream!

How is your torch? Still carrying it for someone?

I am in “the chair” being de-greyed. It’s such a long thing to do.. *whistles*

Why is coffee always over so quickly? 😩

I’ve just learned the German word for labia. How I laughed! @anjaciske.bsky.social Explain yourselves. 🤣

G’night pretties, peaceful dreams xx

Oh you lot. 🥺🥰 Thank you. I lost the plot today, it’s been coming for a while. You all help so much, I forget how reaching out can bring consolation and comfort. I have the fuzzies, and I owe you all. 🖤

Hey friends…do any of you ever throw a huge wobbly because you’re the only one who cleans the house and everyone else treats it like a dosshouse? I’m just checking I am not the only “psycho” out there, as I have been called…

Trying to arrange a special thing for your Mum’s 70th birthday when your eldest sister is a control freak, and you haven’t spoken to the other one for 8 years, is bloody stressful. 😵‍💫

Like most girls who were teenagers in the ‘90’s; this song was the soundtrack to my “first love” smashed heart. 😣 music.apple.com/gb/album/don...

I have been informed that I’m spending three consecutive days with family. Not only that, but two of those days are to be here, at my house! (Their last visit was in 2024)

My Oura Ring told me I am ill this morning, I done a smug “haha you know nothing!” and proceeded to go about my day.. Went swimming and it was like dragging my body through tar, and then I realised I have a fever. Stupid Ring knows me better than I do!

Mr. Impy has forgotten to make the hot chocolate he promised, so I’m eating digestives in his side of the bed whilst I decide if I want a divorce..

from this morning

This stunning photo from Jan reminds me of when the neon rapeseed fields are against a stormy grey sky. Love it. 💛🩶

Stepson is on the phone to his Dad asking if we can have the 3 year old tomorrow night.

I’m ruined from my workout, why don’t they get easier? 😩 Head is banging. If someone could kindly shovel me up and drop me into a hot shower, I will love you forever..

My bed has once again been forfeited in favour of a camping bed, so I will mostly be starfishing for the foreseeable future..

I am almost three hours into my medication cocktail trial for my upcoming flight - I am very relaxed/comfy…but I’m not sure it’s a good trial without being on the damned thing.

To our Morky, @andrewblue23.bsky.social I just wanted to give a massive thanks to you for #MorksAlbumClub I am terrible at listening to new music, but I have loved being part of this, and I’m so grateful. Big love to you and everyone joining in; music makes the world go round. 🎶🥰

You’re often disappointed with people because you expect them to be like you There’s no one like you

Why do people in my life require my company incessantly? I’ve cleaned the whole house, I just wanna sit in my pants and make love to some Malteasers.

Slept in my David Bowie T-shirt and freaked out in a moonage daydream.. (Oh yeah)

You lot have so much patience.. 🫥

The rage is strong this morning, even I’m praying for my family.

I love the drama of this song. 🖤 music.apple.com/gb/album/tog...

Ladybird orgy…is it Spring or something?

Last night, I had the most disturbing nightmares. I’m not sure how my mind could come up with such horror, but I reckon Eli Roth would offer me a job. Anyone else?

Rough day.😟 Then I see here that many of you had the same. So I checked…I’m glad it’s the usual culprit.

🤔 😐

Maybe it is..

My “glimmer” today is having a very strong edible, and hiding away to watch “Overboard”. I remember loving this film so hopefully it ages ok. Glimmers are the way forward. ✨

Had my usual company for my workout; he seems to think stretches are cuddle time. Been a busy day. I just have to walk the cats now, then I can relax. 🧘🏻‍♀️

I’ve been dyeing my hair darkest brown for over a year now, but as soon as the sun hits, the red beams. Stupid hair.

Going for a facial lads..

Morning, happy Friday! 😘 Guess which nob-rot didn’t turn off his silly o’clock fishing alarm? Someone who is in for a very bad Friday 13th..

Watched ‘Malice’ on Prime..that’s me finally out of love with David Duchovny, after 22 years of loyalty. Sigh. Men are such heartbreakers.

I’m so bored. (Said in dramatic fashion!) Film roulette has proffered “The Eye”, hopefully this is a win.

Mood.

New dishwasher en route, 15 mins according to the cute voice. I’m hoping that ends my speight of breaking appliances now; I’ve needed a new tumble dryer, a microwave, an air fryer, and a new TV for my son…all in the last month. 🤨

I am confined. Everything is boring. Hmph. 😤

HAPPY BIRTHDAY to our Ruthie! @skellyowl.bsky.social Hope you have the bestest day, month, and year! 🧡🎂xx

Pinterest is in a romantic mood tonight. Swooning.

Goodnight, you ‘orrible lot. Good luck sleeping with that arse if a full moon! See you on the morrow. 🖤✨

I’ve got to finish my workout so can’t fart around here till later, but if you were my older sister…what would you want for your birthday? 🤔

Today, my husband has replaced a tattoo of my face, with a memorial portrait of the cat he didn’t want. 😂

Stoned and starfishing Sunday..

Happy 3rd chapter of 2026 to you all. 🌸 There are good things out there - we’ve got this, I promise. Pop on your sunglasses and keep walking forwards.😎