On kiddie duty till this afternoon, I didn’t plan to drink again today but it might be inevitable!!

Day 4 of alcohol from lunchtime onwards, I’m no good at this drinking lark anymore… (It’s by choice, I’m drinking more than all of them…because I’m with them! 🤣)

Brits abroad standard. It was cloudy, I did use cream. 🤷🏻‍♀️ (Yes, tattoo is dodgy, it is what it is)

I only bloody did it! I was a proper baby from start to finish, but I did it, and actually slept last night. Thanks to those who wished me well. I’m smug as fook, this morning. 😌

Kamikaze snail.

This cheeky girl clearly didn’t get the memo about the throw being cat sleeping space!

@seamusmcclusky.bsky.social Hey Sean, do you like my Pokers? 🤣

Guys; do I wear trainers, or sandals on the stupid plane? 🤔

Truth.

@themidgarronin.bsky.social Hey have you seen the latest Lestat videos? 😳

Ugh. Trying to choose holiday clothes when you are gothically-inclined is an arse. I managed to pack one white top, everything else is black. Guess I need to go shopping again. 😩

Good news - the filling is done. Bad news - the anaesthetic didn’t take, and the dentist said I’m just gonna have to grin and bear it. I kicked, thrashed, and stifled screams that still gurgled in my throat. And I’m feeling incredibly sorry for myself. 😢

Loving the cinema again - to have a place where no one is scrolling on their phones is a rarity. Everyone is relaxed and focused..and no pressure to be “phone available”. Bliss.

Today, your mandibular-ly-challenged friend is swapping out mash and gravy…to mash and cheese! 😒 It’s ok, I’ve got ice cream.

Oops, given the wrong impression here! To clarify: my Mum is wonderful, and I am truly lucky and very loved. She’s just a product of her generational conditioning as we all are. (You’re all wonderful for sticking up for me, though 🥰)

It’s bin day.

Back at the dentist today to replace the filling he ripped out with his half hour pliers-battle on the neighbouring tooth. I still look like a hamster and am nowhere near recovered. I might set him on fire.

Forgive me lord, I am about to sin. It has been seven days since I last had chocolate..

Fuming at my stingy-arse husband for buying the cheapest lawnmower - even though I told him it wouldn’t manage our mammoth lawn well. It’s tripping out constantly, and I want to get on with it. 😡

It gets worse; just had an email to say that the main pool and bar at the dreaded holiday is closed for emergency repairs, and it may be a bit noisy. 😓

Boy am I a misery guts today. Just about ready to blow my house up. And the surrounding areas.

True 🥰

I’ve never owned an iPad - do I need one? (Thinking for watching stuff on a plane)

Apparently hot sun can dilute the clot in the socket that I am guarding like royalty, so I cannot go to the sunbathing ball. 😢 I do hope you all have wonderful long weekends with all the frolics, though. 😘

That was unexpectedly traumatic. I wasn’t scared, but I think the amount of “work” that needed has upset my body and it’s a bit shocked. 😢 I’ll be curled up reading my book today, might go in the sun to do it.

Had a troubled tooth for a while, the new filling I had in it four months ago isn’t doing the fix. Appointment early doors tomorrow. 😬

Such is how bad I am at socialising; I have lunch today with someone I haven’t seen for almost nine years. Really looking forward to it. Happy Tedious Tuesday, me hearties. 🖤

Morrissey the arsehole Angel fish has finally been evicted (to a good home) after two years of terror. Robert Smith is now king of the tank..

Most recent Cat pics…etc etc..

Ugh, my household is currently a battle zone. One of those times where everyone is grotty, and sniping at each other.

Had to shave my elderly cat’s “dangleberries”. The glamour of being a fur-parent..

CHEESEBURGER..

Reminder comes up “check notes 4th May”. Erm. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Thank Satan, Jesus, Mary, Joseph, and that little wee ass…it’s been a long fifteen days.. Sweet, sweet relief.. 😮‍💨

Does anybody know if Fairy & Marv are ok? @stopfordianneil.bsky.social maybe?

Happy Friday beauties, today I’m feeling blessed. ✨

As someone who lives with An Arsenal and a Man. City fan, and we are all from Coventry; the level of football talk in my life is becoming intolerable.. 😩

I’ll be hated for this, but ChatGPT has been an amazing resource for me. I completely understand the concerns around AI, and I share them. As with everything though, there’s a good and bad side, and for my reasons to use…it’s invaluable.

People are coming here. Which is fine…except they bring their kids. And I have to be locked in “bra prison” when I was looking forward to a day off. I’m such a miserable cow.

To the witches and heathens amongst us.. 🧡🔥💛

My heart breaks for those who lost parents young, and I know how fortunate I am to have my Mama here. 💕 I do recognise there’s a sense of loss; when we hit middle age and the dynamic shifts to us being responsible for them. 😕

Daughter dragging me to the cinema later for a long film (project something). I’m only going for her and the popcorn.

Hell yeah.

I have been on a cruise and eaten/drank about seventy thousand calories a day; my body is crying out for water and weetabix…but I lived a dream!

How is your torch? Still carrying it for someone?

I am in “the chair” being de-greyed. It’s such a long thing to do.. *whistles*

Why is coffee always over so quickly? 😩

I’ve just learned the German word for labia. How I laughed! @anjaciske.bsky.social Explain yourselves. 🤣

G’night pretties, peaceful dreams xx

Oh you lot. 🥺🥰 Thank you. I lost the plot today, it’s been coming for a while. You all help so much, I forget how reaching out can bring consolation and comfort. I have the fuzzies, and I owe you all. 🖤