My mate had an anon opinion posted this week and I was sure that Putin looking like a dachshund was already a thing but it wasn’t so I’ve made these.

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All set up at Woking Comic Con!

I have washed the car and now I’m a little at a loose end. I suppose I could go food shopping.

I’m getting up now. I need to wash my car. More thrills as they could potentially start.

How many puffins do you reckon you’ll see today?

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FLESH TUBES. ‘Min bed. Time to read and sleep and wake at 2:30 and be awake for hours and then drop off with my alarm just like every night. Sleep tight.

I had my email published in Autocar this week. Only just noticed. There we go. True fame at last. They’ve not published one of my letters for nigh on 20 years. That said, I’ve not sent one, either.

I’m just thinking back nearly 20 years about how two young women of my acquaintance had quite a crush on me but I was oblivious and wonder now if I still have that effect on anyone I know IRL. I very much doubt it.

Isn’t it odd how much moidah happens on tele.

Terence Turnbull-Tierney-Tawl and the terrible Tower of Twingleby Hall.

How extra is your ordinary?

I’m watching Campion. Yes, that one. Is there another? It’s the second book, the one in Cambridge. Everybody is claiming to be late 20s and looks 45.

Are you a spludge?

I quite like the idea of going to bed but I’m a rascal, a naughty man. I’ll stay up a while longer. Just watch me.

Nap time. Then some paperwork. Deep joy.

It’s 140 years to the day since the not guilty verdict on Adelaide Bartlett, accused of poisoning the husband who was 11 years older than her, possibly in order to take up with a Wesleyan minister who had bought the poison, and who – they claimed – had the dead husband’s blessing to woo Adelaide 🧵

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I rather fancy its bedtime. You should try sleeping soon. I think it’s good for the skin. If you have skin, it might be beneficial to yours. All you need do is lie down and close your eyes. That simple! Just don’t think. Let your mind wander. Anyway, off I go. N’night.

Are you Mrs Dick Shannon?

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How is your torch? Still carrying it for someone?

We could all swoop in and save something.

I’m drinking port. Imagine that.

How many years would it take to add years to your life?

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Well, it’s 58 years to the day since French researcher Michel Gauquelin put this advert in Ici-Paris offering free personal horoscopes, which was jolly generous of him, wasn’t it? Well... 🧵

Cats are being really weird today. More as it happens.

I’m going to see the sea. Laters, taters.

Today, I’m going to finish outlining all the chapters for my novella. That done, I’m going to hit some hot metal. I need to make some drifts so I can build the new fence. Also need to inquire about cost of galvanising. I’ll keep myself busy.

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I might dedicate this year to becoming an industrial magician. I’ll cast spells for manufacturing, engineering, you name it. It won’t be easy but I think it’s just meant to be.

This guy is incredible

I can confirm we won the quiz.

I keep thinking it’s Friday. It’s not Friday, is it?

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If you stare into your own eyes in a mirror, do you rapidly get freaked out? Just me then okay never mind cheerio

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The summer market I do is made up of a big mix of traders from all walks of life. The market organiser broached allowing an A.I stall. I was thrilled and somewhat surprised when there was an audible disappointed gasp from every trader in the room and emphatic Nos from everybody.

My cognitive abilities today are about on par with a tiny, fossilised ammonite. I shall avoid quizzes until things improve. 8/10 today. Swapped one from the right answer, PAH.

Today’s waking earworm, the opening synth riff to ‘The Vengabus’.

Today I learned I refer to the left of my bed as ‘the passenger side’.

If I ever get another lady cat I think I’ll name it Esther.

I was talking to @thingsbydan.co.uk today about the sort of men who sell meat in pub car parks, and was reminded of Skipton's meat auction market stall. Then I drew this.

Have you found the treasure yet?

It’s patently absurd that Sam West is 60 this year. Age! Age, you stubborn man!

When everyone buys strawberries in season they'll hike the price. Then people will buy produce out of season, but shipped thousands of miles. Ecocide. You'd think Trading Standards might say something or a tweak to the Consumer Rights Act might be in order. It shouldn't happen in any sector

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