Life Without is now on BBC Sounds. It’s a new podcast series I’m presenting for BBC Radio 4. Imagine the world without something we take for granted. V interesting guests and only 15 mins per episode. First show is the moon… www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/brand...

Glasgow, my first show of 2026 is at your comedy festival on March 29. Hoping for a couple of laps of the clockwork orange while I’m there. www.glasgowcomedyfestival.com/performances...

I loved being on this show and feel lucky to have joined in on a few episodes. I’m v sad about @robinince.bsky.social leaving.

Ha! No shit, Sherlock

This has been so much fun to record, all the guests excellent and somehow edited down to 15 mins. Imagine that, a podcast with no waffling…it’s a first for me, certainly.

Happy times with @stephenfry.bsky.social guessing Blue Whale. I had no idea it happened so often…

Feel sick that Mandelson wanted to be US ambassador. What did he want from that job? Cannot understand how anyone associated in any way with Epstein could be considered. I’m reading an extraordinary book, The Lasting Harm by Lucia Osborne-Crowley. Maybe Keir Starmer should too, if he hasn’t done so.

This is what you get if you turn the football off. What the actual fuck is he talking about?

Today at 34 & Park in Minneapolis, a woman tried to drive down the street where a protest had broken out in front of a home ICE was raiding, saying she had a doctor apt to get to. ICE agents busted out her windows, cut off her seatbelt, and pulled her out before arresting her.

What’s worse? England’s catastrophic throwing away of wickets or the pisspoor coverage from the amateurs at TNT who commentate on a replay as if it’s live…?

It’s too cold to get out of bed. Dog will have to walk itself and ten year old make his own way to school.