I am enjoying the fact nothing’s been leaked. Makes a change

this is extremely good

Bugger

It remains hilarious that his cult will still insist, to this day, that Donald Trump is an "expert deal maker."

Good lord did I misread that.

'the most attacked politician in modern times'

Ok - basically, Jude Bellingham needs to run in Clacton

Is the establishment everyone on the planet who doesn’t suck up to him?

The bit where he talked about all his financial security was particularly funny. Creaming off the EU and crypto billionaires.

Was this Farage ‘control the narrative’ speech, written by Bannon? It’s all so ludicrous

England won, Farage is on the ropes - things are looking up

Going to do our darndest (is that a word?) to make this a great night out 💕

It was inevitable, wasn't it🙄 Of course the Telegraph would run with something like this👇 So let's remove some of the rose-tinted spectacles and also look at some of that data comparing 1976 with modern heat waves Because the 1976 nostalgia porn is wearing a bit thin at this stage 🧵1/23

Still, all the billionaires who don’t give a stuff about climate change, have air con. So that’s nice for them

New Trawl is out. Warning - this podcast may contain nuance. Keir we go again … Starmer Exits, Footy and Farage. Link below 👇

And once again I am bent double over @jemmaforte.bsky.social ‘s Cilla. It is such a surprise… 🤣🤣

Bit of everything in this ep. Political analysis (obvs), some Royal shizzle, unreal clips and ….. Cilla Black. podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...

Strange day. Some of the criticism levelled at Starmer was fair (Gaza) much of it however was a symptom of our billionaire owned right wing press. That said, he never managed to convey what he stood for & took terrible advice at the beginning. But he's worth 1000 Johnsons or Truss' &...

Hearing @jemmaforte.bsky.social say ‘we will get some sensible views a bit later but first here is someone quite pompous saying something a bit mad’ on the latest ep of @thetrawl.bsky.social really makes me wish she presented the news 😂 open.spotify.com/episode/3i3u...

So after spending almost the entire campaign talking about Rupert Lowe and whether or not he would "gift" Makerfield to Labour, most of the British press completely missed the actual story of a massive Andy Burnham win

Got to love British election declarations. A Prime Minister-in-waiting launching his bid for the leadership of the country from between a man with a bin on his head and a man in a fox costume.

Thank goodness for that.

Sarah Pochin is such a fanny. Not a very eloquent observation but utterly true. I mean - is this what it’s come to?

Trying to figure out how the hell much a trillion is with @marina-purkiss.bsky.social

First day of free swimming at Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool goes well

Why is there so much stupid about? Here, Sarah Pochin is asking questions about special forces (a no no in Parliament cos… National security) while, in the States, hydrogen peroxide is being poured into a reflecting pool cos the Emporer of America is displeased by the colour of the water. Bizarre

Reform UK wants to shut this down. If it did so, it would throw a million people out of work. Why? because it is beholden to the fossil fuel industry. www.theguardian.com/environment/...

The Henry Nowak murder is beyond tragic 💔 That poor lad. Unbearable for the family. The policing was just dire. He was so obviously in trouble. Awful awful awful.

Well, this is exciting. thetrawl.tix.to/tickets

Just ruptured a lung on the way to work listening to @thetrawl.bsky.social covering the Unite The Kingdom protests Marina: “Did you see the 3 women who went on stage in burkas then whipped them off?” Jemma: “So like a racist Bucks Fizz?” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 @jemmaforte.bsky.social @marina-purkiss.bsky.social

OUT NOW: Burnham’s Makerfield gamble and Wes Side Story Find The Trawl wherever you get your pods. Link below 👇

Anyone else feel hugely uneasy about this whole by election situation? For me, the main imperative is not letting mini Trump win and this feels like the left eating itself.

Well today is depressing. Yet again the billionaire media barons and billionaire donors have persuaded people to vote against their own interests.

Place your bets - how many times do you think Charles and Camilla have muttered the words 'Dreadful man' to each other this week?

The King’s done us proud, demonstrating what wit, grace & knowledgeability looks like. But what will it achieve? Today Trump feels puffed up. Next wk he'll forget. He acts on whims, threatens civilisations in middle of the night, on his phone. If he wants to threaten UK in a few days time, he will

In "bears crap in the woods" news.

The man who took on the Russian oligarchs’ corruption… The Trawl Meets - Sir William Browder. Out now wherever you get your pods. Link below 👇

Anyone know whether today is a ‘ceasefire’ day or a ‘destroy your civilisation’ day yet?

It’s hellish. Waking up every day witnessing hell. While fully understanding we’re ‘just’ witnessing it. Unbearable that millions of people are suffering it, losing their loved ones, experiencing trauma, pain, seeing their homes and lives obliterated. 2026 & evil men still rule the world.

Imagine it was the other way around? Imagine Iran had attacked the US or Israel out of nowhere then broken an agreed ceasefire. The world allowed Gaza and now more murder and expansionism into Lebanon. 1.2 MILLION displaced. Where’s the condemnation? The sanctions? The outrage? The disgust?

Did you go to bed anxious then wake up relieved as hell? Join The Trawl podcast madness where we all despair together! Link below 👇

Remember when the US president threatened to start a nuclear war and the UK Prime Minister took time out of his day to tweet about Kanye West?

Hate’s a strong word. Today, it’s not strong enough. How dare he terrify millions of people like this?

Even the AfD are scaling back visits stateside. Meloni - once a Trump loyalist - has distanced herself France, Spain are hard ‘what are you doings?’ We’re sending the King? Awful. Just condones the criminal, useless, ill thought out war

Make some noise. Share this post. 🚨 The Israeli government has granted itself another means to dehumanise, suppress, and kill Palestinians. Israel is violating international law.

Joy, Noise and People Power - Wot No Coverage? Find The Trawl wherever you get your pods. Or link below 👇

Something tells me George must have told Hegseth & Trump some home truths about their insane war and Trump’s declared war crime plans announced in public yesterday . Hegseth fires the most senior ranking army officer, General Randy George. I’d’ve thought that would be a relief to George

The video from the Knesset is sickening. @jemmaforte.bsky.social 's raw emotion here says more than I ever could.

Reviews like this mean so much! Today’s Trawl podcast was certainly cathartic to record. I’ve put the link below 👇

What has to happen before the world hits a tipping point? Epstein files? Hospitals bombed in Gaza? War crimes in Lebanon? Illegal Iran war? Children suffering in ways we shouldn’t be able to imagine? Ben Gvir celebrating being able to hang people? Wish I was going mad & this wasn’t reality.