📍 Eglise Cathédrale - Le Havre, France 🇫🇷

Visited Bruges in Belgium — basically Camberwell Green with waffles, canals, and slightly better PR 🇧🇪

Beautiful postbox in Bruges! It’s not Saturday, but it’s the only hashtag I know! #PostboxSaturday 📍 Bruges, Belgium 🇧🇪

Halfway through a European cruise. Biggest eye-opener? Not the unpredictable seas or weird port rules — it’s other guests bottomless stomachs. I swear some have more stomach compartments than a cow. Reminder: “all you can eat” is an offer, not a challenge 😂🍽️🚢

📍 Amsterdam, The Netherlands 🇳🇱

📍 Hamburg, Germany

📍 Hamburg, Germany 🇩🇪

#1 of my #40Before40 🚢 Finally doing something I’ve always wanted: go on a cruise! Embarkation was smooth. Ship is HORRIFYINGLY huge. All-day buffet is dangerous. Gays everywhere. Sailing to Hamburg 🇩🇪, Rotterdam 🇳🇱, Bruges 🇧🇪 & Normandy 🇫🇷—Living my best Hyacinth Bucket life ✌️

Fiona Bruce on Question Time—the inner Tory escaping, foaming at the mouth and clutching the far-right rulebook like rosary 🤢 #bbcqt

Layla Moran on Trump’s “mental acuity” just went fully feral — no notes, no mercy. Surgical, savage, and somehow polite while setting fire to the entire premise. Absolute clarity in an age of nonsense. Brutal. 🧠🔥 #bbcqt

Emily Thornberry on Question Time tonight: righteous, razor-sharp, and swinging truth like a drunk aunt at a wedding who’s absolutely correct. Punchy, fearless, zero patience for nonsense. Champagne-fuelled clarity. Devastating. 🍾🔥 #bbcqt

Just saw the chiropractor: neck & pelvis adjusted. Call me sentimental, but you go in, strip to modesty wear, hear “on the bed, face the wall, knees to chest,” then get more intimate contact than some long-term relationships. No dinner or flowers—Just vibes and consent forms 💔

James O’Brien just hilariously dismantled Andy on Idiots’ Corner. Poor deluded Brexiteer’s still trying to find the exit… from reality. 😂🥴 #IdiotsCorner #BrexitBlues #LBC @mrjamesob.bsky.social

Iran, may you be torn free from the regime, the IRGC, the patriarchal chains, the dictatorship, the thought & body police, the lies, the cruelty and the male rage that props it up. May every chain break, every censor crumble and every tyrant fall. End the regime. Dismantle the Guard. Let Iran live 🇮🇷

Woke up to Trump having another Greenland tariff-tantrum, Iran still offline, fatal train crash in Spain, catastrophic wildfires in Chile and another Tory turd that won’t flush has defected to Reform. It’s Monday and I’m already tired in ways sleep can’t fix 🫨

Just catching up on turnouts in Nuuk & Copenhagen protesting Trump’s belief he can hoick Greenland from its own people. Plenty of nations still fawn over the US — Greenlanders aren’t one of them. All spine, no sycophancy. Love seeing the world stand with them 🇬🇱

Laura Kuenssberg asking “Is Trump going to chicken out?” sums it up: puerile questions, clumsy phrasing, journalism that flaps around like a headless chicken. Reporting turned pantomime. Truly peak broadcast cringe 🐔📺💥 #BBCLauraK

Woke up to find Kay Burley on the Laura Kuenssberg show. Another sensationalist mouthpiece, zero tact, relentless interrupting, bluster over substance, peak chaos journalism. Honestly, it’s like being attacked by a press-savvy praying mantis and she hasn’t even opened her mouth yet! 🦗🔥 #BBCLauraK

Been quiet lately because—what do you even say? Trump threatening tariffs again, still eyeing Greenland like Monopoly & still pithing Venezuela dry. ICE still feral despite shooting an innocent woman, Tories leg it to Reform like rats off a sinking ship, wars, climate on fire, facts optional—Tea? ☕️😵‍💫

📍 Boscombe Pier, Bournemouth

Nadhim Zahawi defecting to Reform UK like it’s a political detox. Maybe just rebrand Reform UK as “Tory Backwash” — the place ex-Tories go after the rinse cycle: Gullis, Jenkyns, Dorries, Anderson. Same stains, new label 🤢

Laura Kuenssberg scraping the barrel today: Peter Mandelson, who resigned as US ambassador amid Epstein links, back on TV like nothing happened. Shady, dodgy, zero consequences — just another white bloke endlessly rabbiting on while accountability naps #BBCLauraK

GOOD MORNING BOURNEMOUTH! 📍Fisherman’s Walk, Bournemouth

Ah yes, a new year, a new self-help book. This one teaching me how to cope with other people’s behaviour, rather than them simply choosing not to be a cunt in the first place! ✌️🙃 📚 Mel Robbins - The Let Them Theory

10 years since David Bowie passed. A total one-off: a muse who shredded the rulebook, defying all commercial and convention norms. He bent sound, style, gender and sexuality, always making art that never asked permission, but provoked so many questions. He was already light-years ahead ⭐️

What the fuck have you done, America?

No sleep last night… Can’t get that video out of my head Can believe the lies being told to betray her even in death Can’t believe the mindless lemmings that swallow them up America is lost.

Busy week, so catching up on news—Trump’s invaded one sovereign nation 🇻🇪 and is now then eyeing up another 🇬🇱, and then an ICE agent kills an innocent mother by shooting her in the face. No words—God bless America—May one day she be free of the malignant white male patriarchal rot that consume her 💔

2025 travel highlights: India at one end, the Isle of Wight at the other. Proof that “well-travelled” is a very flexible concept. Roll on 2026 ✈️ Link below if you want to do yours: tenpages.github.io/us-level/eu....

Bill Bramhall @BillBramhall on #Trump #venezuelainvasion #venesuela – political cartoon gallery in London original-political-cartoon.com

Tori Amos - Here In My Head ❤️🎧

One picture, describes it all.

Been off-grid with relatives, just seen that Trump has invaded Venezuela and abducted the president What signal this send to every dictator and authoritarian country? When presidents start playing God instead of exercising restraint, global chaos isn’t a risk, it’s a roadmap God help the world 💔

The hill I’ll die on: chocolate mousse is deeply underwhelming. A bowl of cocoa-scented air with the confidence of a real dessert.

Happy New Year! 🥳 Big plans today: PJs all day, industrial quantities of hot drinks, constant grazing, duvet cocoon, Midsomer Murders on a loop. 2026 will absolutely be my year…. You just wait! 😂

Happy New Year’s Eve 🎉 Wishing you all an amazing 2026! In 2026—be brave, take risks, practise self-care, resolve grudges (they age you faster than wine), forgive where you can, walk away where you can’t— and never, ever compromise for being you! To all gay men: you’re needed, you matter 🌈

Saffy: Where are you going tonight mum? Eddy: As part of my special NYE treat, Pats has a connection that can get us into the hippest club in the universe! This club is so hip it isnt even a club! Saffy: Where is it? Patsy: Underground car park in Romsey #NYE #NewYearsEve #AbsolutelyFabulous

📍 Boscombe Manor Steps, Bournemouth

Devastated that MTV is closing its TV channels after 44 years. The pioneer that taught us music could look as good as it sounded and giving birthplace to the music video as a concept and art form. If you ask me, streaming didn’t kill MTV — refusing to evolve and diversify its format did 📺💔

"It's Immigrants robbing you."

Just did my ChatGPT 2025 unwrapped and it described me as: “A sharp mind with mischief built in” 🧐😈

📍Fisherman’s Walk, Bournemouth

Jesus wept. House prices outstripping wages, jobs offshored, services and utilities privatised, billionaires tax-dodging, regulators asleep at the wheel… and Charlie Stayt leads with sprouts prices soaring by 9% in 2025—Yes, mate, it’s the Brussels sprouts crashing the economy 🥬📉 #BBCBreakfast

Just joined Substack and suddenly the hype makes sense. I’m in! 😌🔥 ✍️📨 #substack

Horrified by comments on here calling the Bondi Beach shootings “payback” for Gaza atrocities 🤯 Antisemitism dressed up as politics is still hate—and hate is not justice Thoughts with all affected 💔

They’ve wheeled out Chris Philp for Laura Kuenssberg again — the political equivalent of the office spare charger. Cheap, reliable, zero sparkle, and clearly the only one left in the drawer #BBCLauraK

No filter needed 😍📸🌅 📍 Fisherman’s Walk, Bournemouth

Clock off on time, run a hot bath, slip in & then BANG BANG BANG on the door like someone’s confessing murder to the village vicar I leap out, slap on a dressing gown & answer, looking like a drowned rat It’s the postman! Needs ID & sig for a parcel—for NEXT DOOR Bath: deceased & died screaming

Up at 5am, on a 6:30 train to Birmingham, feeling weirdly alive — which means I’m 100% due a spectacular afternoon collapse. Caffeine IV drip pending. Also no Cadbury World today which is frankly a hate crime.

Apple crumble lobbed at Crown Jewels to make the rich pay more tax? Tiny issue: they’re not owned by the rich—they’re held in trust for the state Meanwhile the real culprits—corporates & kleptocrats—keep dodging & evading untouched Spoiler: the rich aren’t trembling—Wrong target, right dessert 🥧