Bonus when I get back from my latest date at 12:30am and the village local is still open

Oh dear How sad Never mind

Happy Friday!

Hahahahaha! What a total waste of money and time

All of Trumps cabinet?

Let’s take a guess as to which party runs* this council *most likely runs it into the ground

We’ve had 3 deaths in our village in the last couple of weeks I’m starting to wonder if a bloke called Barlow may have moved into the big empty house on the hill

I’m an author and artist (part time) For the last 9 months I’ve hardly written a word or drawn a line This love business is hell on my creativity

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Henry Kissinger How we’re missing you (C) M python circa 1969

Maybe the best cartoon ever

Puppies being shot?

they’ll sell off the care homes and get a one of payment of a few mill The residents will no doubt be put in private homes At 2-3 times the price of the council run homes And no doubt some of the money will make its way to the councillor for social care Who- oddly enough - owns private care homes

Known as the Khan Syndrome?

Exododus Movement of the peopeople

Dammit Failed on Queens and sewers

That’s the way to do it Wordle 1,600 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟨🟩🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Poor MAGA Their little heads will be exploding

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I know a fair few farmers But I find it hard to feel sorry for them They voted for it

To most people Samir is rightly regarded as a hero and should be honoured But I bet Deform would want to deport him

Haven’t Haircut 100 reformed? If so it’ll be a Fantastic Day (Sorry)

Shouldn’t it be a bit more like this?

Oh, ok... We WON'T repost, will we...?

Harsh…. On the sheep

That’s made an already great weekend even better

Laura’s obv never looked in a mirror then

This is the kind of right wing bollocks that needs to be called out - otherwise people are going to start to get hurt

Any 2000AD fans? One of the words in today’s Octordle Wonder what it could be…..

Can we strip Andrew naked And have him walk through the streets of Windsor Whilst we throw shit at him Or is that just reserved for Young black women who spurned an advance from a middle aged white male bellend?

I’d much rather have this …..

Formerly known as Prince

There’s simply no beginning to his talents is there? Failed actor, politician, father, husband, musician and human being Is there an antonym for polymath? If not can we just say about someone with no talent “hes a right Lozza?”

If he doesn’t like them then …..NO

Someone said hello to me by name* when I was going into Tesco this evening Who the fuck was it? * my real name

Yay! It’s the weekend!

Poetry and physics let me down For once geography was on my side

Stolen from FB For all you Trekkies out there

Good god Imagine going to your local CAB and getting 30p as your advisor

Way to go dawn

Did she also win “racist of the year” Or did Fartage win it Again (He’s like Ant and Dec)

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I’d be more than a bit worried about how many knives he owns

The fact that he has a Department for War should be a worry for any sane Person

Love this

Gotta love Ed