Here’s hoping….

Belgium Portuguese English Argentine English Ivory Coast English Portuguese Brazilian Cameroon Brazilian So 72.72% of Utd’s starting lineup are immigrants Fucking hypocritical twat

And his starting 11 last night was 72.72727272% immigrants

It was actually 72.2727272727% Which as a number geek I find very gratifying

Belgium Portuguese English Argentine English Ivory Coast English Portuguese Brazilian Cameroon Brazilian So 72.72% of Utd’s starting lineup are immigrants Fucking hypocritical twat

I’m guessing his middle name is “doesn’t”

He’s brilliant

Wonder how many play for Utd

So far - 10 balks into the west insides innings and some bloke called Wides Is their top scorer with 7

Stolen from FB

Dave gets to vote Scary isn’t it?

How it feels where I live at the moment Every. Single. Day

🔻…🔻

SPOT THE DIFFERENCE ones an ill educated, idiotic, redneck fool The others Jed Clampett

Only 5 bedrooms? Nowhere for the staff to sleep? The horror…..the horror

Thing is Charles You don’t get to vote

No For being a twat- yes

Well That was just about the best Monday I can ever remember (Excluding BH Mondays which I can’t remember)

IRREGULAR DATE UPDATE we have booked our second long weekend away May bank holiday I’ll be counting the days like a kid to Christmas

Can’t remember seeing it But 1977 was a long time ago

Proof that being hit repeatedly in the head can seriously reduce your cognitive abilities

He’s now be selected as a Reform candidate fir the local elections

Maybe Kid can be a contestant in the next series of Drag Race

I’m sure she’d make a great Deform candidate

IRREGULAR DATE UPDATE had a lovely Friday night / Sunday all day together But now she wants to go away for ANOTHER mini break! So looking at end of March (before school hols) Yes I’m slightly overjoyed

Which country executes it citizens in the street? Arrests journalists? Threatens the media? Scrutinises 5 years of your SM posts when you travel there?

Walken, grace, Duran Duran and Patrick McNee What’s not to love?

Twats

Well played Italy! A tight match but they deserved the win in pretty dire conditions #6N

Yes But then again so would my anal cyst

Protector of American girls….. Not so much

At least we know two of Deforms flagship Policies now: Lying and cheating

I’ve always liked Mark But now I love him Well worth 9 mins of your time (the film, however, isn’t) youtu.be/DTyUni8dbkE?...

IRREGULAR DATE UPDATE after spending the last two weekends together - then this weekend I “only” get a Friday night out (dinner and a film*) and Sunday all day Which is amazing & I can go to the pub Sat afternoon & watch the rugby *bone temple - which we both thought was hilarious (in places)

It would actually be quite funny if Starmer resigned And Ange became PM the RW press would explode….

Loved it And thought it was - in places - hilarious (just us?)

Apparently there’s no hard evidence

Fuck! He’s two years younger than me Just shows being a drug addled racist sexist red neck arsehole can age you

Fuck me! Just got home and remembered it’s bin night (bugger!) Amazingly my WINO has actually put the bins out (and it’s recycling) for the first time I can ever remember

He looks like he enjoys pulling the legs of puppies

No He’s not even the smartest President Donald Trump That’d be 45 as he was slightly less crazy then

No He’s not even the smartest President Donald Trump That’d be 45 as he was slightly less crazy then

3 weeks 3 films Amazing to see The Lord of the Rings on the big screen again And to see the extended versions as well Still amazing films And thank god for Everyman sofas - super comfy (I did take a pillow tonight) - and only one loo break across all 3 films!

Because…because- get this She wrote a letter! What.A.Hero!

Ouch…

Who the fuck are they? What would be the UK equivalent?