Yep Because he’s a moron

Blimey Master stroke? That’s a stretch

It’s very contraversal to call him an actor See also: musician, politician, father, human being

He’s only available for canvassing after he’s done his homework and cleaned his room

Is this film peak 80s? Love it

A manifesto we can all get behind And as I live near Northallerton- I’m looking forward to the space bridge

It keeps on getting worse for Fartage Excellent!

Noooooo! Not Honest Bob!!!!!!!

Brilliant! Cue the Rocky theme

WTAF??

Not normally a fan of these things - but surely it’s worth £3 to help fund @countbinface.bsky.social ko-fi.com/countbinface

May need a re-write jawad

So his strategy is “yeah I’m really rich but I could have been a lot richer - but I didnt because of you plebs”

Oh Dear Poor Dick lice is now implicated The plot thickens, the net widens www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

And yet in an age when everyone carries a video camera in their pocket - has anyone seen footage of this?

Fartage must realise he’s fucked when Matt Badloser gets involved

We “took back control”

One is a joke candidate. Someone who if elected has no interest in doing the job. A candidate who is only in it for media hits, to raise their profile, and stroke their ego. A candidate who just lives to enrich themselves and cares nothing about us humans The other is @countbinface.bsky.social

@countbinface.bsky.social on BBC!

Time to take out the trash! #binface

No thanks Don’t want to look like I’m pumped full of roids

On my way, Clacton.

Passing this most excellent image on

Stolen from FB

Really hoping for pens in COLvSUI yeah if you’re team is involved it’s horrendous But if you’re a neutral it’s great drama!

Love this!

In my local and there’s a table of 12 odd teens to early 20s who work at the local outdoors centre They are playing Fuzzy Duck! So glad that’s a thing nearly 40 years after I first played it as a student in Sheffield

Yeah I spoke to Elvis for half an hour this morning He didn’t reply though Miserable sod

Bloody hell India’s previous biggest loss in a T20 was 80 runs They lost by 126 today! History

Is this a hummingbird?

Not done yet But a lovely sight

He was having a bad month Then a terrible week Now a disastrous day! Fantastic!

Good to see I’m advising on policy for all the other parties Go me!

This is brilliant! Well done to all Even Restore

I’ll summarise 1. Lie 2. Probable lie 3. Whopper 4. Bullshit 5. Complete wank

Popped into one of my locals post gym My car still said 26 degrees Sone twat gas left their dog in a can in the car park It’s a fucking dog friendly pub Told the bar staff but they don’t know who it is - but they’ll keep an eye on it Some dog owners are twats

This is the man* for the job @countbinface.bsky.social Needs to work on his Nazi salute though * assuming he’s a man and not a small furry creature from Alpha Centuri

We need a hero We’re holding out for a hero An intergalactic hero So Is @countbinface.bsky.social going to stand at Clacton

Says privately educated ex banker

Let’s hope he’s retiring to spend more time with his grifts

Hard to get a job when you’re a racist twat? Good

Good to see both of the cheaters out of the World Cup Walking ego Ronaldo who started this “suspended” red card bollocks by cosying up to Dump And Team USA (fuck, yeah) who used the same tactic - or at least Dump did and Poch didn’t have the balls to stand up to him Off you pop

Oh dear…. Phone call incoming….

He definitely won’t like things looking dark

What a piece of shit the Express is This is a horrific story being used as click-bait and to get racists riled up in the comments Looks like it happened in the UK? No Eventually the story says it was in India Twats

He needs Max Clifford to advise him Oh…hang on….

One is a greedy, pernicious, corrupt, megalomaniac who is head of an international crime syndicate who specialise in corruption and bribery The other is Dr Evil