Happy “pints of wine day” Two years old today Bet big Sam was overjoyed

Now that’s a Christmas present….

And his hoovers are shite

Bet he’s really “right, that’s the photo done showing I’m a typical bloke. Now bring me the champagne”

Thought he lived in Singapore

IRREGULAR DATE UPDATE Just back from my ladies - had a lovely second Christmas Day - and she loved her presents And seeing her tomorrow (She’s in town sale shopping today - I’ll give that a miss!)

Erm…. NO

You can’t buy respect You have to earn it So no chance Elon

Sadly It is

Well Didn’t expect to wake up to that this morning Well done England!

Surely the coolest anyone has every looked in movie history

Maybe FIFA should take back its peace prize

IRREGULAR DATE UPDATE after Christmas with my WINO at the kids request (it’s was really nice, no issues) I’m off to my ladies tomorrow for our Christmas Day together Hopefully a walk on the beach, brunch somewhere, then charcuterie and cheese board, board games, wine and movies Cannot wait

I’ve had a busy day

WTF? Who rinses minced beef?

Today I’ve been mostly building Batmobiles Happy Christmas everyone!!

Xmas day quandaries #1 Stay in bed or go to the pub?

To anyone who is still food shopping in Tesco at 4pm on Christmas Eve Why????

Hardly a “brain drain” on the country Raised the average IQ just by leaving

So did everyone who watched it And 1.8% of the public vote YOU’RE FIRED

Snowflakes…..

And now we go live to the Trump Kennedy centre Honours

Yeay! Finished for Christmas Booo! So has my WINO

deform are not your friend They are not on your side If you believe they are then you are a moron

Bugger! Failed on the last question….

Uyleseesssssss No one else can do the things you do…. Anyone???

Well….i wonder……….

Just because youtu.be/H0WiwB1Cjbg?...

Sad news

Nicely done AJ

The “future mayor of London”! What a moron

He thinks he’s a boxer? needs to give his head a wobble Oh- the other guy did it for him. Nice

Shouldn’t really laugh but… Yeah, what the heck Gahahahahahahahagahahaha

Can they wire his jaw shut?

If any supermarkets start selling this unsafe shite, I’d be tempted to boycott them

Anyone surprised? Time for David to: Find Jesus Move to the USA Start socialising with JD

What a complete nob Has he got a show on GBeebies yet? Or joined Deform?

Play stupid games …..

The best is yet to come? Well, for us it is Tick tock

I’ve just voted for Chloe Kelly in SPOTY Never voted before But did it for 2 reasons To Piss of the misogynistic daily mail reading arseholes And because she’s bloody amazing (her redemption story)

An ant being shagged by a lion? Odd message

Hopefully Hell for DJT

My god Lees employable!

“Are there any circumstances, if it wasn't gratuitous and it was tastefully done, would consider keeping your clothes on in a movie?”

It’s bloody hard work Christmas shopping

There’s a Mexican (I think) saying “eat a live frog before breakfast” Which means if you have a sit job to do that day, do it first and the rest of the day seems better I check the Ashes scores

On this day in 2009 Avatar became the highest-grossing film of all time.

25 years ago and still hurts And still no justice for Kirsty

Caught up on TV watching from my death bed (sofa!) - I don’t often watch much TV But the opening episodes of each were all very good - and very different Guess which I continued to watch last night?