@countbinface.bsky.social on BBC!

Time to take out the trash! #binface

No thanks Don’t want to look like I’m pumped full of roids

On my way, Clacton.

Passing this most excellent image on

Stolen from FB

Really hoping for pens in COLvSUI yeah if you’re team is involved it’s horrendous But if you’re a neutral it’s great drama!

Love this!

In my local and there’s a table of 12 odd teens to early 20s who work at the local outdoors centre They are playing Fuzzy Duck! So glad that’s a thing nearly 40 years after I first played it as a student in Sheffield

Yeah I spoke to Elvis for half an hour this morning He didn’t reply though Miserable sod

Bloody hell India’s previous biggest loss in a T20 was 80 runs They lost by 126 today! History

Is this a hummingbird?

Not done yet But a lovely sight

He was having a bad month Then a terrible week Now a disastrous day! Fantastic!

Good to see I’m advising on policy for all the other parties Go me!

This is brilliant! Well done to all Even Restore

I’ll summarise 1. Lie 2. Probable lie 3. Whopper 4. Bullshit 5. Complete wank

Popped into one of my locals post gym My car still said 26 degrees Sone twat gas left their dog in a can in the car park It’s a fucking dog friendly pub Told the bar staff but they don’t know who it is - but they’ll keep an eye on it Some dog owners are twats

This is the man* for the job @countbinface.bsky.social Needs to work on his Nazi salute though * assuming he’s a man and not a small furry creature from Alpha Centuri

We need a hero We’re holding out for a hero An intergalactic hero So Is @countbinface.bsky.social going to stand at Clacton

Says privately educated ex banker

Let’s hope he’s retiring to spend more time with his grifts

Hard to get a job when you’re a racist twat? Good

Good to see both of the cheaters out of the World Cup Walking ego Ronaldo who started this “suspended” red card bollocks by cosying up to Dump And Team USA (fuck, yeah) who used the same tactic - or at least Dump did and Poch didn’t have the balls to stand up to him Off you pop

Oh dear…. Phone call incoming….

He definitely won’t like things looking dark

What a piece of shit the Express is This is a horrific story being used as click-bait and to get racists riled up in the comments Looks like it happened in the UK? No Eventually the story says it was in India Twats

He needs Max Clifford to advise him Oh…hang on….

One is a greedy, pernicious, corrupt, megalomaniac who is head of an international crime syndicate who specialise in corruption and bribery The other is Dr Evil

The even bigger irony is that if Dump gets his way about birth right citizenship- then Balogun wouldn’t be classed as a US citizen If I were him I think I’d just happen to trip over a daisy and bruise my thumb - so I couldn’t play Or- as it’s now known - do a Hendo

So I’m assuming it’s Starmers fault everyone’s tired and hungover today? And that they spent too much in the pub

Stolen from FB from God! I’ll start expresso

Bloody hell When Sepp is the voice of morals and ethics in sport…..

Who’d want to? It’s a shit hole

This is brilliant A Deform group went out and did some litter picking and repair work in their local area Well done to them! But hang about - anyone see any issues with the before and after photos?

I knew it was me that is plotting Knew it!

Football trivia question…..

So Does Dump have Giannis mobile number so Kier can “ask” to get the red card for Quandah “suspended” Isn’t that how it works with FIFA these days?

Did I go to the pub to watch? No I went to bed Aw well better for my nerves - but well played England!

And in other completely unrelated news….

This is disgusting But is anyone surprised ?

Yep He’s starting to get into match fixing

Yeah Not at all suspicious is it?

Shouldn’t there be an election?

Not having a good week is he?

Me?

Golden shower more like I hear he likes those

Deform candidates for the next election

Two tier policing?

I’m hoping it’s called “Trumps a Twat”