Too true

America lost Bigly

God, these lovely, peaceful morning hours in Europe before that stupid cunt wakes up.

So Dump has read more books than Karoline Guessing it’s 1-0 to Dump And he did so enjoy Spot goes to the Vet

If I wax Catholic - I’d seriously be thinking this fucker is the Antichrist

IRREGULAR DATE UPDATE A lovely Easter weekend - saw her every day except Saturday And seeing her tomorrow So will have seen her 7 out of 8 days so far this month!

Deform UK “We will take anyone”

In 200 years time, history students will be studying the terror and destruction of the Marmalade Wars of 2026-2029

To replace the 20k odd that Call Me Dave got rid of?

Nope “We” voted for it (I didn’t”

There’s easier ways to make £5 Clean a neighbours car maybe

Didn’t get round to reading the article

He’s insane

The only 100 in this picture is the combined IQ Poor Rupert

WAR! what is good for? Making the Trump family a shit load of money Say it again!

Nah

The scandal! The shock! Starmer has betrayed us all! Marmalade is being renamed as…..erm……..marmalade! CIVIL WAR NOW!

Yeah sure she is….

Nope He wouldn’t As he’s just a figurehead - you stupid moron

@theguardian.com FFS you’re better than this

Was indeed shocking It’s a shocking shirt

A perfect description of Karoline Leavitt Written in 1948

Good

The New York Times not knowing what NATO stands for As in the actual words Shocking

Not listened as hate the twat But no apologising as it’s like apologising for things 200 years ago? WTAF! People are still living in flats with this deadly cladding It could happen again This is not history it’s life now

Yep! Horrid sport

Don’t eat chocolate And so happy Easter to me!

I think Allister Heath has been using the Allister Heath random headline generator

Man not doing something that he (or his mum) normally didnt do scandal

If they’ve got jobs why do they need to go to school?

Here’s hoping he gets crucified today

Ok I’ll give it a go “Dear god Please take the fucker now TIA the world”

I’m shocked Shocked! TBH I’d forgotten about JG the talking chimp Still Look on the bright side - he hasn’t returned to teaching

Yes simon We are Here’s hoping every day

At least Macron didn’t bury his first wife by the side of the 7th fairway

First utepils of the year!

Happy long weekend wasting chocolate holiday everyone! I can’t think of a better way of remembering the death of the Messiah than by eating a shit load of low quality chocolate But looking on the bright side - tomorrow is National Fish’n’Chips day Sort of

“I considered scrapping it but then realised a lot of my potential Voters are nearing pension age”

Team Henry Maggie needs to grow up www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

Fella in the blokes loos on speakerphone to someone, whilst on the loo in a cubicle “What does it feel like” Other person on line “itchy and hot to the touch” “What does it smell like?” Other person “Yeasty” FFS why use speakerphone for something like this I really don’t want to know thanks

IRREGULAR DATE UPDATE I have a key!

Everyone should read this

Yup

The world Every morning

Yes Nigel We know You do it all the time

IRREGULAR DATE UPDATE just arrived at my ladies “What shall we do for tea?” I ask “How about a dirty kebab?” Was the reply She’s a keeper!

How did Bob Marley like his doughnuts? With jam in

Another viz character in waiting “Vicky Shaw the racist bore”

From the man who had his gamekeeper shoot his dog

She’s so thick she’d end up arming bears