Scared shitless of being revealed as a load of useless, corrupt, racist chancers Using the Panorama “scandal” as an excuse

Would you go into a pub like this?

Post gym meal 45 minutes strength and conditioning Then 45 minutes kettlebells Do this every Tuesday So treat myself to a low carb / high protein takeaway Donner kebab, lots of salad, chilli sauce, pitta bread Yummy

Bloody hope so

Stolen from FB Name the sci-fi horror film

Bowie - specifically the last Ziggy concert at Hammersmith odeon in 72 And Prince - sign of the times era maybe

Fabulous film Amazing soundtrack May have to watch again

I really hope this is a parody

1,2,3,4 I declare a food culture war! What’s this called?

MAGA couple wanted by police in relation to racial abuse and physical abuse (pepper spray) in London If they are found guilty I hope we deport these violent immigrants And that he also gets charged with crimes against fashion (a knotted jumper? Does he think he’s in Howard’s Way?)

The tensest time of my day - the one word timed search Only second time under a minute (last time was 59 secs) So a new record Phew! Breatheeee

This went down well at the weekend! Mince and dumplings Joint effort I made the mince My lady made the dumplings

Both

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Stolen from FB bet if it was in a race it’d only get to number 2

If you've ever needed a reason to rally behind the BBC then this is it.

Sorry Not been on here much recently Been busy

Stolen from FB One of the greatest pieces of comic art ever (IMHO)

Bonus when I get back from my latest date at 12:30am and the village local is still open

Oh dear How sad Never mind

Happy Friday!

Hahahahaha! What a total waste of money and time

All of Trumps cabinet?

Let’s take a guess as to which party runs* this council *most likely runs it into the ground

We’ve had 3 deaths in our village in the last couple of weeks I’m starting to wonder if a bloke called Barlow may have moved into the big empty house on the hill

I’m an author and artist (part time) For the last 9 months I’ve hardly written a word or drawn a line This love business is hell on my creativity

Stolen from FB

Henry Kissinger How we’re missing you (C) M python circa 1969

Maybe the best cartoon ever

Puppies being shot?

they’ll sell off the care homes and get a one of payment of a few mill The residents will no doubt be put in private homes At 2-3 times the price of the council run homes And no doubt some of the money will make its way to the councillor for social care Who- oddly enough - owns private care homes

Known as the Khan Syndrome?

Exododus Movement of the peopeople

Dammit Failed on Queens and sewers

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Poor MAGA Their little heads will be exploding

Stolen from FB

Stolen from FB

I know a fair few farmers But I find it hard to feel sorry for them They voted for it

To most people Samir is rightly regarded as a hero and should be honoured But I bet Deform would want to deport him

Haven’t Haircut 100 reformed? If so it’ll be a Fantastic Day (Sorry)

Shouldn’t it be a bit more like this?

Oh, ok... We WON'T repost, will we...?

Harsh…. On the sheep

That’s made an already great weekend even better

Laura’s obv never looked in a mirror then

This is the kind of right wing bollocks that needs to be called out - otherwise people are going to start to get hurt