Christ I hate jonathan pie

Hey Chris Mason, as an "insider" I'd like to brief you about some shit that's going down at Reform ... Chris? CHRIS????

Chris Mason: more full of shite than a blocked loo on the last night of Glastonbury

Not content with trying to interfere in indivual sovereign state's democracies Musk is now criticising the EU. All this is on X (obvs) which is another reason for accs to refuse to use it

My ebay package is now with the courier. In guangdong apparently.

Intelligence officials warn that the unreleased files are “worse for Trump than previously understood.” Oversight staff warn the ongoing government shutdown has frozen the next document release, delaying full release of the Epstein files. #OpDeatheaters

Can anyone help Christina plse?

Christopher Plateaucobb-Windsor. 🤣

He obviously failed to provide them with any concrete evidence. www.theguardian.com/media/2025/n...

Simon Templar Drumlin-Rawlplug Streisand

Mine is Cecilia MoorJoistKingsolver. Passwords based on my surname are a total pain.

Simon Templar Swampdung-Hepworth.

Some of these are great 😅

Jude DrumlinTwobetwo-Woodhouse

James Forest-Weatherboard-Castle

I'll go for Bruno Dunejoist-Hepworth.

Bluesky keeps freezing

Malo Plateau-Stanwick

My son's is Francis of Assisi Breezeblock-Estuary Windsor (he doesn't know many Barbara's!)

Your Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor name is your favourite saint's name followed by a portmanteau of a landform & building material hyphened together with your favourite Barbara. Mine is Honoré OxbowLakeSharpsand - Cartland

Nobody should be using the term "pulls out" as part of a caption to an image of Fartage.

So this is interesting from Robert Peston. The claims of people inside No 10 briefing the press about the PM fighting for his leadership appear to be wrong. As I speculated this morning, it appears to have been nothing more but a response to a question from a journalist! @mrjamesob.bsky.social

@support.bsky.team can you please sort out the lists? Who I follow is now being policed. It's ridiculous. I should be able to block the creators and remove myself from their lists.

More confected bullshit from BBC Breakfast about the Labour Party this morning to distract from Robbie Gibb

Surely it'll soon be time for Chris Mason to go back into hibernation

In a move that reads like a dark punchline, the FDA has decided that menopause hormone therapies no longer need to carry their infamous black box warning the one alerting women to serious risks like breast cancer, heart attack, and stroke.

RIP Richard Darbyshire, Living in a Box singer with now be buried in a box x

And yet you're still using a platform owned by a Russian asset who manipulates everything you're seeing on that platform.

Last repost says it all - blatant interference & most of us know that all roads lead to putin

Russia has joined the attack on the BBC. It's becoming clear that what is happening is not a criticism of a mistake by the BBC, but an international fascist attack on British democracy. You only have to see the extraordinary number of trolls unleashed on X to know that's what is happening.

The year is 2029. The BBC is owned & run by President Musk, who's renamed it "BBC-X" Mrs Brown's Boys is played every 4 hrs interspersed with repeats of Bernard Manning in "The Wheeltappers & Shunters Social Club" & "Til Death Us Do Part". Lee Hurst is head of comedy & Laurence Fox is head of drama.

Hideous thought just crossed my mind - is Musk after the BBC?

Re: the housing of asylum seekers - I hear Royal Lodge is about to become vacant

All those people who are getting their knickers in a twist about James Bond being killed in No Time to Die are going to lose their minds when they hear about Dr Who

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

The most recent Panormama documentary featuring Trump is excellent btw, highly recommend Panorama, Trump and the Tech Titans: www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/n12t26ht9 via @bbciplayer

Robbie Gibb should've stuck with singing imo - the Bee Gees were a phenomenal group.

Well, this is quite a serious allegation. I do hope the BBC shows true impartiality and investigate whether or not some of its Board members are systemically biased. www.theguardian.com/media/2025/n...

Great BBC piece from 2021 BBC News - Did Trump's words at rally incite the riot? www.bbc.com/news/world-u...

Trump & Musk, aided & abetted by Fartage et al, are really trying to get their claws into UK. Don't let them.

Brilliant suggestion from a contributor to @mrjamesob.bsky.social spot this morning - replay the panorama episode with the full clip of the orangutan’s speech. It makes the same point, doesn’t change the narrative presented and shows the accusation of inciting an insurrection was justified!

The BBC isn't perfect, but it belongs to Britain not Trump. Political leaders across the UK must unite in defending its independence from the White House.

If you don't want to be accused of inciting an insurrection, it's probably a good idea not to incite an insurrection. Good bit of Insurrection advice right there

I'm suing Trump for saying he won the election fairly, suffered an assassination attempt which result in an injury to his ear & had nothing to do with Epstein & child trafficking. Is that how this thing works? 🤔

Whilst powerful and manipulative people (trump) are talking about suing others for lying, this image has come to mind for some reason..🤔 Completely unrelated I know

It's absolutely correct that heads should roll about that doctored vid of Trump. What the hell was Panorama thinking, it's not as if there isn't enough evidence against him to begin with. This sort of cut & paste journalism from an erstwhile highly respected prog means a further decline in trust

Why are the media not shouting about BT, virgin & BA partnering with Elon Musk's Starlink? Musk has already applied for a licence to supply energy ffs!! (Rhetorical question, nntr)

On a lighter note, who watched THIS on Saturday night? Needed a bit of a lie down after, ngl 😍😍😍