I heard someone refer to him as "Dunning Kruger" & it's so perfect 👌

@detritus.bsky.social happy birthday gawj! 🍻

Reform accept party donations via Bitcoin, it's near impossible to trace that money back. Fair to say that Russia could be funneling money into the party, in exchange for influence at the heart of government.

No Unite the Kingdom rally this weekend? Ah forgot, schools are back & lots of footie taking place (which obvs takes precedence over protecting are kids from the prowling packs of asylum seekers in the home counties)

RIP Menzies Campbell, he did some truly wonderful thenzies 💗

Sadiq Khan successfully using an escalator

That swan thing is just a canard, a cygneture move by Farage

SHAFT!

ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳.

PSA: John mcandrew, ex Gbeebies, joined bbc board in 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟮 - this is not recent news. pressgazette.co.uk/the-wire/med...

Just typed 'Did Nigel Farage' and the rest appeared at the top of the results.

Just nipped up the road to get some milk, and honestly, you can barely move for the Taliban roaming around, making sure everyone's adhering to Sharia law.

The earliest recorded use of ‘fuck’ is from a 1310 trial of a man nicknamed ‘Roger Fuckbythenavele’, meaning he was too stupid to know how to have sex.

BREAKING NEWS: TYLENOL RESEARCHERS FIND DISTURBING LINK BETWEEN DONALD TRUMP AND JEFFREY EPSTEIN

I have just given a reference by email, and I have had an auto-response from the HR department asking me to give a 5-star review to the HR department for how they asked for the reference.

Those 7 wars that you ended, are they in the room with you now?

Them: Its Your Party Me: It's my party? Them: No, it's "Your Party" Me: yes, it's "my Party" Them NO. IT'S "YOUR PARTY" Me:

If we inundate Google with "did Nigel Farage avoid stamp duty" will it eventually appear as the top search of "did Nigel Farage...."?

Dear "News Outlets" We do not live in the USA. Please stop wall to wall reporting all the deranged shit that's coming out of Trump's mouth.

Ed Davey doing the Lord's work

Never follow the advice of someone whose name sounds like an anagram

Switching AI off on Samsung phone. www.cnet.com/tech/service...

Using this means you can Google stuff without getting the AI overview. udm14.com

We are producing a generation unable and (somewhat) unwilling to think, read and write without relying on tech controlled by some of the most evil people on the planet to tell them what to think, read and write and they don’t seem to see the dangers of this dependency even if we point it out

I strongly suspect that all those who think they're going to get "raptured" today have completely misunderstood the nature of "tornadoes"

Gonna start a rumour that only those who have had a measles vaccine are eligible to get raptured

Just spoke with PM Frederiksen regarding the drones incursion around Copenhagen airport. While the facts are still being established, it is clear we are witnessing a pattern of persistent contestation at our borders.

the rapture is in beta testing right now so you’ll need an invite code from someone who’s already there

Sorry, they'll all do that one tomorrow

RIP Dickie Bird, he had a good innings

If we were serious about stamping out the patriarchy I wouldn't have been asked to pee in one of these earlier.

Anyone know what time the rapture is only I need to pop into waitrose for a few bits

The same prick who gives me a headache every day now wants to outlaw Tylenol.

Oh dear. It seems Dr. Oz’s company sells Trump‘s big autism cure. What a crazy happenstance.

Ludicrous medical disinformation to deflect from the #EpsteinFiles is quite effective tbh

We're all familiar with the dreadful legacy of Andrew Wakefield. Thirty years on & we're still fighting the disinformation that he created, so imagine what legacy the Trump maladministration is going to leave.

Once again, breakfast news leads with Trump's false & and dangerous "medical" claims. Would they be doing this with any other leader's batshit theories? They did follow it up with "there is no evidence to back this up" but isn't it about time we stopped amplifying the unmitigated bullshit?

I honestly think Fartage spouts any old bollox for the media attention

That stupid tangoed twat is after a Nobel prize for medicine isn't he?

Surveys show a mismatch between what tier most physician assistants think they can work at and what tier most doctors think they can work at. There is a mismatch between physician assistants and doctors in confidence and competence www.bmj.com/content/390/...

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Anyone else suspect that someone at the BBC is likely to be receiving some rather hefty backhanders from Richard Tice? 🤔

Whatever Fartage is saying & whether he actually means it, it's certainly getting him wall to wall attention.

Presumably Fartage will deport his own gf, you know, the french one who may or may not have bought a property in Clacton for Fartage so that he could avoid over 44k in stamp duty? Will she be deported?

The Soviets built Bagram for the Afghan government in the fifties lol

I did wonder this as it would be a hell of a way to deflect from the #EpsteinFiles www.newsweek.com/russian-stat...

Fixed his tweet for him x

German jets scrambled after Russian military plane flies over Baltic Sea www.theguardian.com/world/2025/s...

Any update on Andrew Bridgen's litigation journey 😅😅😅 ?